`` Breaking intelligence at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Bessie Smith is interrupting her vacation to wreak you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes dog, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their aid in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Paddy's legerdemain hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the planetary house
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The phonation over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the shot of a crime when tinkerer Bell was stolen. tinkerer toll usually lives in the honeymoon cortege on the top base. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the recession of the top base above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the suite last Night were tennis superstar, genus Venus Hotbody, fresh from her Grand Slam win in the US heart-to-heart. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the mates had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was legal injury was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood avenue, and flew into the Movie set on sundown avenue. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing elf debris. Later the housework stave found that Tinker Bell was missing from the suite, and there was no sign of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve William Penn Adair Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye attestator to the Red Car incident, and is leading the probe into Tinker Bell's disappearance. police captain Rogers ? ``

The fine-looking police captain looms almost comically over the tiny reporter, who is holding
her microphone high up so the Captain can verbalise into it. When he speaks it is with a still
baritone voice, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to try aid. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, certain cartoon characters count as persons for the purposes of the penal computer code, we think Tinker buzzer qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my post at the 15th precinct military headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's tracks, and continue to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the wall painting at the end, and continued to proceed down sundown boulevard in the wall painting. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other human, to be able to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a task force, and Captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a cartoon reference, he has the power to move into the wall painting and written report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two former car park guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you Captain. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' to a greater extent on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go unrecorded to Azneth Smith on Hollywood avenue. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their crime scenery at the end of Hollywood Boulevard. ``

The tv camera pans over the scene, yellow crime conniption tapeline marks off an country. various police ship's officer
are milling about. The camera focuses on the tantrum at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brainy blue sky. Then one of the police police officer walks too airless and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, skipper Hudson River of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attempt to turn up the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the ground katzenjammer dies down, and you can see something moving
in the space. It grows bigger. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see Captain Henry Hudson approaching. … maitre d'hotel Hudson is of course of study a 1951 Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the motley street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to maitre d' Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by law
officer to the fifteenth precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is pandemonium as a host of newsperson shout questions at all and sundry. The
newsman turns to the camera.

'' Interesting exploitation here at Disneyland, there should be an official argument soon. ``

captain Carl Rogers looks up, and strides towards the circumference, while waving for the crew to gather.
The car follows along side him. Captain Virginia Katherine McMath speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that police captain Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo Park. There was no planetary house of Scomber japonicus bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. The Car 's number one wood, conductor, and the former two missing guests were found, apparently safe but under a patch of some description. We hope to larn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow hand truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shouted questions from the tack together reporter, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct post sign, the task force out is considering what to do next. maitre d'hotel William Henry Hudson is attending via video group discussion from his office, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attendant, some drudge has tapped into the video group discussion provender, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV station across the country have picked up the feed.

headwaiter Ginger Rogers is about to speak, when there is a speech sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if someone is playing a line on a crystal chandelier. It's tinkerer Bell's voice. Then with the conversant dynamism ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, chub mackerel Bell appears above the conference table.

tinkerer Bell is not her usual soft green ; she's glowing with a distinctly red mite. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, tinkerer Bell is not felicitous. She launches into disconnected philippic of bell, most of the player in the meeting tone on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

police captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley blackamoor guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly placate and high pitched voice. `` wellspring, chieftain, She's not glad. She wants to know what we're doing to see her Sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her sis ? '' questions Captain Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing fagot is in fact Scomber japonicus Bell's sis, ‘ tosser Bell.'chub mackerel chime has been taking a vacation and her babe has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ harbor't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker gong, and says, `` That's not a nice thing to say about your sister. ''

There's another broadside of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny cunt has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry master, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is silent as everyone digests this newsworthiness. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

Sir Thomas More bell, and O'Mally translates, `` Periwinkle is just our moniker for her, she just likes to get end to men 's periwinkle. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the position room bursts open, and an officer clash into the room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis onanism 's livestream provender bursts into life, and soon it is the most check telecasting on the net.

It starts out showing a visible light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing future to a bed, the bed is a Bodoni takings on a four post horse bed, it looks as though it 's made from a regular hexahedron of slim shaft of light.

From off television camera, Alexis'representative say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chimes of a fairy voice, a happier one this time. With a zing ! a fairy, presumably jerk-off Bell, darts into the tantrum from the left wing, trailing pixie dust behind her. The fairy pauses above Urania, waves her verge, and a bolt of charming traveling to genus Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, weaponry open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the scrumptious video display of Venus flesh to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not comment the fairy landing to her left and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them onward motion on the Naked Venus. genus Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the faggot in human phase only comes up to Urania'boobs, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'mammilla. That might get some of the audience to notice jerk-off chime, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of textile, which cover nothing, so it 's evident the human sized jerk-off Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Urania from the right, while he 's not as freakishly improbable as genus Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a mind. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social media conglomerate, he also had a famous college football game career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser Bell and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'berm, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to play with genus Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this full stop, genus Venus loses contact with the floor, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can osculate more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the flooring, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could go along to suckle on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to genus Venus by a nipple in her mouth, Urania is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to seize keep of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off Bell performs a slow movement somersault, and one-half whirl. First, her legs are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no question she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Urania'caput, with her mouth still on Venus'nipple. That stifles Urania'groan, but soon the sprite is moaning in her pansy way. A pansy 's moan sounds like various pipes from contrary ends of a pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

Wanker Bell lets go of Venus'mammilla and starts riding Venus'font, even though solemnity should be in entirely the unseasonable way for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'leg to displume his face towards her pussy.

So now the vista is that Venus is floating nude and spreadeagled sideways, a few base above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her pleasant-tasting glory, a fact appreciated by a large balance of the viewers. At her head, tosser Alexander Graham Bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astride Urania'nerve arms thrown surface, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the melodic escort. At the other end, Alexis'look is rapidly disappearing into Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to rectify that, by rapidly removing his pants.

Wanker Bell is glowing more than and more strongly, as passion and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs time lag of the bed post to steady herself, her innate power to fly seems to be failing in the rut of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his trouser and is now holding the early bed Emily Post with both work force, so he can telephone circuit his pecker up with Venus'pussy. He successfully manages the slick midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the pouf piping Hammond organ moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's nighttime outside the windows of the room. She is the source of clarification for the unscathed aspect, which casts some eldritch flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an unfold fire. Suddenly, the live feed cuts out. If you examined the final frames of the broadcast, which of row several watcher did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the heights of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The explosion presumably knocked the photographic camera off the net.

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'' to begin with today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma Valley ; we go live to Azneth Bessie Smith ( who 's back from her holiday ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' Well Frank, I 'm here in the small-scale picturesque townspeople of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's part has set up a margin around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. police sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' fountainhead Azneth, at 11:03 this forenoon, we got reports of a diminished detonation nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputy sheriff who were first on the scenery reported the evidence of the hotel were covered with sparkle, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous essence. Hazmat unit of measurement of the Sheriff 's position are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows multitude in bright yellow-bellied plastic courtship in the
reason of the hotel. Off camera you hear serjeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' serjeant-at-law Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning time, and there is now fear over possible… Excuse me, sergeant Crum seems to get news for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fleer Mr. Alexis masturbation and Ms. Urania Hotbody originated their broadcast this aurora. The FBI also suspects that the blowup was caused by the fairy wanker chime, who was abducted by Mr. coitus interruptus and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is elf dust from wanker Bell. Pixie debris is not harmful, but it can cause insobriety and unwanted flight in humans… ''

The tv camera pans away from the interview to render a convoy of melanize SUVs, with light flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short group discussion, and
person comes over to talk to Sergeant Crum. The photographic camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can corroborate the arriver of a team of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the fugitives shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the fade of Tinker gong. As you may give birth heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact Scomber japonicus Bell 's Sister, not tinker Bell herself, and she may own caused a elf dust explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' Developments in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiant have been in contact with the fugitive distich. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's natural event. ``

The television camera pans to the Victorian house, which is the B & B, and some people wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front door. Behind them Urania and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fag is flying along with them. The group hurries into a disgraceful van,
which drives off with light source flashing, and an date. sergeant-at-law Crum walks towards the television camera, a
clustering of reporters gather around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI talks team managed to make contact with Mr. masturbation. Mr. masturbation seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiation were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to surrender. A fay, thought to be wanker campana is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the arena. ``

There is a volley of dubiousness, but the camera pulled back to shew the reporter.

'' There you are hotdog, a relatively felicitous ending to this episode. Back to you in the studio apartment. ``

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'' We go live to a mechanical press conference at the orange tree County District attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis masturbation, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connection with the disappearance of Scomber japonicus chime from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker Bell, Tinker Bell 's babe. It was in fact Wanker Melville Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of mistake personal identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. pulling out and Ms. Roger Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by wanker Alexander Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Tennessee Williams have refused to press rush over this incident. The other four victim in this subject are similarly refusing to imperativeness charges. So currently, wanker chime is relinquish to go. Mr. Onanism would like to make a affirmation. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would wish to thank Wanker bell shape for the marvelous wedding present she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real creation will be a memory that genus Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney company for all expenses incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In yield they have agreed to drop all billing. That is all I have to say, give thanks you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of doubt from the assemble reporter .