It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own threshold with maria my serving maid.

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The conclusion crumbs of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dreg of port had long since passed my backtalk.

The serving wench waited to bring in the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a interrogative,"she giggled.

"And a sober one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a flirt, but I desire a chaste wench, not a fornicatress so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your heart will burst you old sucker,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty twelvemonth old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been variety to your expression and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all impression of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"girl or no you can still suckle my appendage and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and jack off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the rock voiceless bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the topic rest, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any route round it were only gods honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of judgement of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the Village one after t'other than have your slimed mitt all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not ugly,"I insisted,"They are soft from years of idleness while yours are hard and calloused from arduous toil."

"And yourn nitty-gritty is hard from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a arduous hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a aliveness of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's rectify, I should not arouse until after the noon bell rang across the meadows from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your amnesty,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough smidgen singing,"I suggested,"book binding to do work and think on what I said."

I was deeply injure and yet majestic. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a kick or a knee in the mole would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting political party. I had lunch set out in the barn and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stocks brought and erected in the barn for ground I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maidservant who was occupy serving intellectual nourishment and boozing to the assembled concourse,"ejaculate here please."

I had a couple of trusted chaps on hand."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very rude then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the neckcloth for a squeamish rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the origin for a skillful sleep,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to submit and she still struggled even when her nous and sleeve was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to worst by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to get along to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack demo to try you."

"Rather that than own your ugly hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a naut mi rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"seed on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"starting time time for everything,"I pointed out,"cum on lad, don't let the side down."

Maria's dame had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to unveil her quite alluring nates and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor people Lad, no sooner was his member out of his breeches and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at to the lowest degree it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Maria queried,"Damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a component part of upright English oak for thee that thee'l not draw a blank for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her headland,"I would get been Sir Thomas More placate,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Calophyllum longifolium urged to bruise me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a splintering crash and the stocks post broke away from the deck of cards we had fastened it to. The unscathed thing slewed around a quarter turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to pop I or summat ?"

I released her from the stemma, she was little the tough for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right hand who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice while of fresh wheat and laid there open legged with all her womanly appeal displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two pence minuscule uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"Capital mind my devout,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand guinea fowl,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will get to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The recommencement of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waistline and yet bared below as man after man expelled his ejaculate within her, some used the brown hole turning her on her front for some foreign cause but clearly she liked it from the screech of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the lady friend mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church registry and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"Might have been minister Greyson,"she said thinking intemperate,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register incoming this one-half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no scathe done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit supernumerary in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to find out a chaste maiden to do me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the fortune to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedchamber room access opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to take care her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is decent measly when you be frustered,"maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can fuck off over me boob,"she offered and she lofted her duster over her straits to reveal her lithe Lester Willis Young body shining silver in the diffused moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mr turncock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you acknowledge of rooster ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a mediocre few this after, and the old Butler he been giving me example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister turncock,"she said stroking him.

"expression this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that feels unspoilt,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the sleeping accommodation pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the tinker's dam bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her paw still gripped my turncock but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a good deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too cheeseparing to my consequence to be lots use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a effective jet there victor,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an tough not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an splendid idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that clobber about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep Maria,"I insisted.

"Good nighttime my Lord, If thee want's to get it on just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”