Ravished by a Mob ?

The Night was still. The gentle wind barely rustled the leave of absence on the trees. The sound of the current trickling between the rocks 500 m away was clearly audible. The sky was top and the lunar month shone its silvery light far across the hayfield and hills.

Suddenly I heard a cry,"assist !"somewhere in the distance.

A plaintive cry. A Whitney Moore Young Jr. maiden.

It came from the woods.

I raised myself from my pole atop the garden paries. It was late, the wench might be in difficulty so grasping my tongue and jerkin I set forth in the direction of the sound.

"supporter !"she wailed again, I hurried along as fast as I dared in the moonlight not knowing which pool of fantasm was a pot pickle to split the leg of the unwary and which held no danger.

Suddenly I was upon her. An angel in a gabardine nightdress with a gloomy coat covering it.

"Oh,"she said,"Is there only you ?"

"I heard your cry,"I explained,"Are you in distress ?"

"Er, My carriage was attacked by vagabonds and I was prosperous to elude with my honour !"she declared.

"Are they chasing you ?"I asked,"Or why are you shouting ? why is your hair still perfect and why have you not cave in sweat."

"Oh for ruth sake dubiousness, questions, questions."she snapped.

Something is very amiss ! I decided.

"help !"she shouted.

"plosive cheering, I am here,"I replied.

"And entirely useless I want men, various men,"she announced.

"Why ?"I asked,"There is no danger, I am here, you can stay with me until tomorrow."

"Oh you are such an idiot !"she protested,"Help !"

"discovery you own way then,"I snapped and I turned and left her.

"seed back, help !"she shouted. I ignored her and carried on walking.

"Come back this instant !"she shouted.

"Save your breathing space,"I warned,"You will attract the wolves."

She ran after me,"What is wrong with you ?"she demanded.

"Me, it is you that has lost your senses,"I replied,"I shall escort you to the hamlet and keep you safe."

"I don't want dependable, I want men !"she squealed"And what do I get, the village idiot !"

"Then the Inn should befit you very well,"I confirmed,"The Landlord keeps working girl upstairs so perhaps he will let you consider a turn."

"Yes, excellent, do you think they will assail me, tear my clothes off and enchant me ?"she asked eagerly.

"Probably not, they will all be drunk or asleep,"I admitted.

"Then you will own to do it,"she insisted.,"You will accept to enthrall me."

"I shall do no such matter,"I insisted.

"No matter no one will believe you,"she simpered and with a rending sound she tore her gown,"assistant !"she screamed.

"Oh really,"I protested,"I just don't need this."

"So ravish me, you may as well birth some pleasure before I report you to the constable."she snapped.

"Why do you care to be ravished ?"I asked.

"Er well I had a dalliance and I believe I may be with child,"she admitted,"So if I was attacked and ravished ..."

"And you would cause me sent to the gallows to facilitate this lie ?"I demanded.

"well I had not really considered every implicationt,"she said,"But perhaps you could escape and suit an outlaw ?"

"Its hardly fair is it ?"I asked,"What have I ever done to harm you."

"You insulted me greatly by refusing to ravish me,"she insisted.

"I am saving my accolade for my true love,"I said pompously.

"Lucky female child, who is she ?"she asked.

"I don't have a female child yet,"I admitted.

"Then, oh, why not ravish me ?"she demanded.

"I don't partiality you,"I lied.

She managed to expose her left boob,"Are you sure ?"she asked.

"No, not at all,"I insisted,"Lets get you to the pub, I am sure as shooting person will oblige."

She put her breast away and we went to the Flyne Fox.

"You can't bring no tart in yer,"the Landlord challenged,"You be ent licensed."

"I am no lady of pleasure !"the dame declared.

"well you scrubbed up well if thee's a fella,"Old Tom chuckled,"Whats yours, a dry pint of Gin or a practiced fucking up thee's ass."

"screw up the ass please,"she said.

Poor old Tom fell off his pot."bugger me miss I were taking the piss,"he apologised.

"I need a skillful seeing to !"she shouted,"Who wants to be first ?"

"Look like young Geoff had thee first ?"somebody suggested.

"No, I be saving myself,"I said.

"Not for my Lucy thee be ent, I sin thee lookin'at her, you keep the pestiferous mitts off."Old Billy Barnes warned.

"Then what be ill-timed young Geoff,"someone asked,"Thee got a liking for blokes, thee want a tadger up thee ass ?"

"No !"I said,"I want soul special."

"And aren't I special enough ?"the chick asked as she dropped her nightgown to the level and stood naked before me.

"He just shot his warhead in hos pants !"Alf Keats laughed, and he pulled me breeches down.

My member betrayed me and stood proud in the candlelight

"sodomist me !"Sam Wilks gasped,"Our pig ent as big as that !"

"Gwan, do it !"someone started saying.

"Do it, Do it !"they chanted.

The chick sat on the end of a table with her leg apart, someone grabbd me, someone guided my member and next thing I was in heaven.

Well not quite succeeding matter, It took about half a dozen endeavour to actually get the the bulbous empurpled head of my member between her balmy pink cunt lips and deep into her insides.

She were very skillful about it, made me feel real good by saying"Oh my overlord it will never fit, stop it, it hurts., arrggahhh."but after a bid she went tranquility when I had my appendage right inside her.

"Oh my Creator I shall never walk again,"she complained.

She had bit her lip and everything.

"Gerron wi it Geoff, there's other waiting,"someone chided.

Is frivol away me bolt, time after time I pumped her full of me stuff. Pints of it I reckon.

"Happy now ?"I asked sarcastically

Blood trickled from hr mouth,"You Bastard !"she wailed,"You might take said you were completely abnormally oversized down there."

"Ah shut thee rattle wench,"Silas snapped,"Get yer laughing tackle beat this !"and he jabbed his turncock at her mouth as soul grabbed her hair and forced her to open wide.

I had enough. I went nursing home. I was nearly menage when the Hue and Cry came storming over the hill. A great possie of men on gymnastic horse back.

"Oy, you there,"some fat twirp shouted,"The Carriage was attacked, have you seen the Whitney Moore Young Jr. gentlewoman Calthrop ?"

"No, not as I know of, thee safe ask at the pub, all the fella is there sampling a new working girl the landlord just picked up from Barnsley or some such."I replied.

"changeling !"the equestrian replied."They may be ravishing Miss Calthrop !"

"To the Pub !"he cried,"Er where is it ?"he asked.

"stave the corner, first on the leftfield you can't overleap it."I explained.

"Round the corner, first on the left hand and bring that damned yokel."he shouted.

mortal grabbed me and off we went back to the pub.

"See,"I said pointing through the window"Sampling a new whore !"

She was naked bent at the shank suckling mortal's cock while mortal else stood behind poking her from behind. I couldn't see if it was in her womb or ass jam but she had her helping hand on the chas pelvic girdle as she sucked him so she didn't seem to be in any distress or sense any urgency to escape.

"commodity god its young lady Katherine !"some fool interjected. He earned a slap across his face from the flavorless side of the leader's brand for his pains.

"Idiot !"the leader swore,"How can you mistake a street whore for my devout daughter Katherine !"

"Er well it looks like her,"soul else said from a safe distance.

"Don't be laughable, you can not see her face."he snapped.

"flavor like her ass though,"someone muttered.

"Does a bit,"someone else agreed.

"How dare you !"the leader swore and he stormed into the pub, getting as far as the porch before the bolted door stopped him short."Open up in the figure of the Lord !"he shouted.

"We're closed, secret party,"The landlord replied.

The door creaked and cracked as a burly yeoman put his shouder to it, finally snapping off at the left side where the hinges were and falling monotone on the terra firma with a rending crash.

I watched through the window as masses looked around.

"Oi that's not bloody rummy !"the Landlord cried.

"Oh god its my dad,"the bird gasped,"Stop, stop I say !"

"Bit latterly to change yer mind now young woman you been well fucked and that's for certain,"Silas informed her,"keep thee wearing apparel on and legs shut if thee don't want a fucking."

"Oh my god it is you !"the loss leader gasped,"You evil lying little trollop !"

"Hers quite well endowed,"someone muttered.

"Get off me,"she shouted nearly biting off the wretched lad turncock in the process."They dragged me here and."

"Oy, you came of your own accord and asked for a nookie,"the Landlord insisted,"I been keeping a enumeration, that's five jacket crown you made so far."

"Daddy !"she wailed, crocodile tears running down her cheeks. Spunk running down her Chin, heart running down her thighs.

"You're no daughter of mine,"he insisted,"Bar keep, here's a crowned head, pray allow all my men to use your whore and then cast her out into the street, raw if you please, preferably when its raining."

"Very expert squire, and about the door ?"the barkeep asked.

"Don't advertize your luck, make her earn it !"the leader insisted,"Actually I quite fancy a go myself."

"Please sire,"I asked,"She is just a healthy young woman with the needs of a healthy."

"Whore,"their loss leader snapped,"Like her mother, a foul dirty lying little whore."

"bettor in bed than her mother, by the looks of it,"one of the hangers on said unadvisedly.

"And what would you recognise,"he asked.

"Begging your forgiveness sir,"a softly spoken elder proletarian advised."But there ain't no one on the land what haven't screwed your missus at some time or a nother."

"Silence,"Their drawing card bellowed,"Enough, have your fill of her and when you are done one of you must splice her !"

Dead silence."beggary your forgiveness sir,"someone said,"What sort of dowry are you offering ?"

"What ?"he replied,"None, she can very well earn her own keep flat on her rachis by the looks of it !"

"Daddy ! '' the doll protested.

"You're no daughter of mine ! '' her forefather insisted. He grabbed the yokel currently urgently probing her backside with his appendage and ordered"Out of my way jester. ``

The chao staggered backwards in confusion and his hammer erupted with a fountain of grey slime which trailed across the pub floor like the trail of some whale snail

The girl looked back helplessly as he dropped his knickerbockers revealing a truly flagitious cock.

"Oh my God daddy !"she simpered,"Its Brobdingnagian !"

"Shut your rattle cocotte,"he snapped as he lined his cock up to her pussy lips.

"He who sleeps with his own shall rot in perdition, the child shall take two question and both shall have head teacher thereon in the trope of Behelsebub,"mortal intoned lupus erythematosus than helpfully.

"Yes,"he shouted triumphantly as he pressed his length deep inside her. He began humping.

"Ohhhh daddy you are so racy !"she exclaimed,"That flavour soo nice."

They fucked for nigh on ten minute of arc, changing position a few times before he finally shot his load up her arse.

"Daddy,"the girl exclaimed,"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to do it me ?"

He thought carefully,"You were my girl then, now you're a tart, its different."

"I won't tell anyone if you don't,"she promised.

"There's s pub full moon of witnesses you idiot !"he snapped.

"Oh !"she agreed.

"They are all drunk,"I suggested,"power be mistaken."

"Are you the Village Idiot ?"he asked.

"I could be if the money is properly, '' I agreed,"Depends how a lot you're paying."

He just stared."look,"I said,"Pay me a dowry and I'll marry her and stand by her."

"What, become her pandar ?"he asked nastily.

"And that, and if the kid has two head word we can have a side show at Blackpool or somesuch and charge multitude to see it,"I suggested.

"You truly are the settlement idiot,"he agreed,"Any to a greater extent offering for the whore's paw in marriage,"he asked. There was compete silence."Then you are betrothed,"he announced"Congratulations."

"I'm not marrying the Village changeling !"the girl snapped

"No and I shan't marry thee neither,"I insisted,"Not without a dowry."

"What do you need a portion for, she can pull in a fortune laid on her binding ?"he challenged,"Oh very well, how about a free house and a hundred quid a year ? ``

"Make it two and you have a wad !"I suggested.

"Don't get-up-and-go it, one L,"he suggested.

"Done !"I agreed.

"So take her away and fuck her in any and every jam sir,"the father said.

"Reckon I'll pass,"I said, you might as well delay here and enjoy yourself."I promised,"Er what's her figure ?"I afdded.

"Katherine, does it weigh,"he replied,"Just make sure she does her degenerate fornication here and not near my house ! ``

It was next morning I next establish Katherine or rather she found me at my parents house.She was barefoot and naked under her coat

Dad wouldn't let her in till I explained about the new job.

"We need to talk,"she complained.

"Talk, you should be doing something utilitarian laid on your back earning money, not moaning."dad insisted.

"I have been so foolish,"she said.

"Yes, all the world to opt from and you end up betrothed to our Geoffrey,"Mum chided.

"No letting all those men abuse me,"she said sadly,"I only wanted to stimulate an apology for being with fry, I had an ill advied dalliance you seem I had the servants pretend we were attacked in the Sir Henry Joseph Wood and |I had been abducted. '' She said sadly,"Now every man in the village has had me."

"I haven't,"Dad said.

"And neither will thee either,"mother snapped."one-half that lot got prick rot and I don't want a dose."

"Thee don't fuck no more anyroad,"he snapped, and he turned to Katherine"Get thee kit off girl you pulled !"

"No !"Katherine insisted."I have turned my back on debauchery !"

"What's she blethering on about son ?"he asked.

"She want's it up the ass Dad,"I explained.

"No I want to draw a blank yesterday happened."she pleaded,"Except I can not, my mind craves the excitement of my womb being filled by tidal bore men."

"So what do you need ?"I asked.

"A red-blooded man to fulfil my desires ?"she suggested.

"You'll need a dozen at to the lowest degree girl,"Mother suggested,"Get thee self a dainty rolling pin and do it theeself !"

"But Geofffrey, you are to be my husband, will you not comfort me ?"she asked

"No thanks, you might have a two headed kid inside thee or the clap,"I advised,"Look, just wed I and lets live like brother and sister, then you can have a go at it who you like can't thee."

"Yes, I suppose so."she agreed sadly.

"So you fuck me Dad while I check on the chickens,"I suggested,"Then maybe I can whittle you a rolling pin.

"Oohhhh you really are an idiot !"she snapped

Federal Reserve note 1 ) its not exactly historically precise 2 ) Its supposed to be funny .