‘ extraterrestrial must exist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
prick pound sign was always sure that one was a phallusy. Until one strange night, when he gladly awoke to find a immature glowing alien phallus inside his ass.
It was secure to say he found himself on the receiving end of a prick punt that night. The next morning he arrived at workplace. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the hawkshaw poundings. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching flesh out the function like an upright cock. In fact, one day some of the boys had seen fit to wrap him up in a human sized safety - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the dick pounding he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another green glowing putz pound. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on worldly concern was going on ?

At the end of each day, prick knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one thing he could count on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroke of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar park glow which filled his elbow room. POUND. British pound sterling. POUND. It had began again. Dick grinned. things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden fervor, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself face to face with a sexy looking stranger man. The alien, surprised at prick 's sudden movement, winked. The first thing he noticed was the green man 's pecs. The foreigner was ripped, like a keep carving. Compared to the noncitizen, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick blazon, like a weak little female child. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his location. lb. POUND. Irish punt. The hammer was certainly otherworldly. cock frowned and began to maturate curious. As the glowing phallus pounded away, cock 's thinker began to fill with inquiry, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( alien ) semen.

After a shortly while, Dick Pound's mentation drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his psyche, trying to call up where he could've seen an stranger. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously awe-inspiring rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"pecker Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in caps,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN HERE NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's answer of some Too $ hort words confirmed Dick lbf.'s suspicions - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in caps, much like the lyrics to the song"Yo Neck, Yo Back"must sustain been written. The beat stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT diddlysquat ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL DOWN YO backrest UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A real PLAYA NOW GURL. REAL. I DON'T GO FIRST."
tool soon realised the foreigner spoke not only completely in hood, but largely only in Too $ hort lyric poem. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only person who had observed earthly concern civilization from the away, but never lived it, could own composed songs and rhyme so direful and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The extraterrestrial being was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his peter was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought Dick, as log of shit were removed from his anus during the continued hammering. pounding. pound sterling ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the next morning sweet as the maiden steaming turd on a cold day. He bounded around the place, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one piece of tail who he spilled it on. One particularly inflame moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' clenched fist were raised, but at this exact moment, who would get in in a titan penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. shortstop DAWG HAS ENTERED THE building. '' The outside shabu shattered, giving way to the giant radiance slyness, and Too $ hort entered the office, pulled down his knickers, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot cargo of semen ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his strong weapons system and took him aboard his cock shaped space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the patch. Suddenly they were in space, in earth reach. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's tool. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounds in quick succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - matter were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? POUND. follow the answer. No. POUND. And silence. cypher but a bingle, solitary Syrian pound to polish off the job. Shortly thereafter, cock Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to Earth. You might believe tool would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. prick Pound did n't deal any shit. Dick Pound was badass. Dick Pound 's cock was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped space ship came zooming after him, ready to penetrate Dick 's ass. But cock 's ejaculate blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the deadly space cock.

Dick began to fly into deep blank space on the jet of his seed. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his semen was beginning to satisfy almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a black hole, which sucked his big prick for him. `` substantially cock sucking ever, '' Dick thought. He would recommend it to anyone. As hawkshaw passed the Edwin Powell Hubble deeply field, he wondered how big Edwin Hubble 's cock was when he was alive. prick passed the voyager and knew was out far into distance now. As Dick grew hungry and hungrier, he was forced to squander his own semen. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own seed and eating afterwards, an endless sexy cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .