A note on our playfull incline ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its the likes of for us after 13 geezerhood of marriage here is a rum report from our slip to the passion hand truck stoppage.

So I had to run to get new mud flap for my rubbish dump truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our trivial trek since dear is like 30 land mile away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessary for the motortruck and what not my married woman is looking at tourist stuff and said she wanted a bite so I 'm the like sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and 1st Baron Verulam sausage balloon stick with a bacon cheese stick. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at tabulator paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see dessert tarts golden roach so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way home plate we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple fomite scattered sporadically along the route. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my cheeseflower yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me nasty facial expression while I chow down on dessert tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to jab me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweet burn because I had no idea, she thought the ropes were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog mansion for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how married couple survives 13 years.

Ali's linear perspective : Imagine your spouse eating your favorite food, one right after the former. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying zero. Not even acknowledging the last limelight ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meets cosmos came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without care of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. satinpod all the clock time, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me way I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

wrick says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a detent butt. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to punch him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my consistence. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla extract sex romp on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

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Note to reader : this history is gross. 2 girls 1 cup complete ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't study it.

This news report starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to establish Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for short menstruum of time. I wanted to get better. I saw it hanging on the wall and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting hoi polloi. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my swain about my gamy plans.

The store stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced rest home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the swain called. He was delighted about discovering butter bar. : ) also told me of a place called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my plans, said our love and goodbyes.

I started out bang-up. I was outdoing porn hotshot. In, out, fast, deeply, harder, deep, faster. For a hour ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't commit off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hand. calling card I had never seen before. post payoff wit. I picked one and got into stead. What fallowed was the comfortably viva voce he has ever given. The best oral I have ever recieved. Oral for effort !

Then he took mastery. He put me in missionary position and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't ingest him long to finish.

After a ready shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't process out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just sprinkle off and move on : ).

picayune things

Its always the little things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

Bringing me luncheon when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

bringing me flowers out of the blue

finishing my creative estimate : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

vocation or texting just because.

Your bridge player on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of things. I just roll in the hay him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't acknowledge, passkey and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any setting. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other Nox master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to push him off me, and plain his boldness. ( Excessive licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is openhanded and hard. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. summarise sex till climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any cube though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm cards of line. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whiplash standing up. No whips around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good sentence. Nothing hurts him. Of course we both took turns using the tickler on the former end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice pealing of course.

Then onto cards. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The next board had directions for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scenery and he assumed control. He went barker for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the boundary with a honorable boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the harvest, flicked his question and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. moral learned. Run following fourth dimension ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

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How to write a report

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam Clarence Shepard Day Jr. while master key nags you

assume a few notes

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your daughter faked macabre and got sent menage from school.

Think about the paper but collation instead

Have sex for the showtime fourth dimension in 2 week during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to reckon

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down glacial po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or wonder

Blame schoolmaster for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few sound calls

Write some more

exact a sess break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you finger cool as you gossip with a friend.

Finish report

Smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the composition was for me lol. He concludes the dark with, `` and you now have 2 theme each week for the relaxation of the terminal figure '' trade good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

crick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was raw and your ally was at the threshold. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around nude. He gives not a lot reason so the terror comes out. `` speculation its salutary I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im leap and bent over the abstruse freezing getting a spanking. A unvoiced hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in brain that we are a goofy fun couple in this free-spoken minute tale. This is not intended to arouse a debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise enquiry about my relationship.

I got new trunks for the first clip this tenner and intend to wear out them in our fl. Heat wafture. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for review ... I said `` expect at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his lack of heed for consent. This got howls of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about mantle consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey smile and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my side of meat is splitting and I ca n't contribute myself to choke him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That uneasy consequence when your trying to watch out sapphic porn but a spider crawl across your earphone so you throw it, and wake the unharmed household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the incoming was small. Small spaces put me on edge. You said I 'd be very well. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born last dark but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first of all spelunking trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to move along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go fully blown panic. So you searched for a overnice way to care things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my bridge player. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did move. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to down it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, hydrophobia or not ( I 've already had the lecture, jump it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the solely one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a small crawl space with a slight Bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to crawl to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said cypher. You were patient during all 3 of my run out attack to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the lead you spilled all the beans. The bend was home to a teacup saucer sized smutty furry spider. When you went to get my picture, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his program so you wrapped affair up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the situation. If I had seen it, or the respective others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a howling metre. Ignorance is blissfulness. Thank you for today .