I really wanted to go on holiday with my Friend but I couldn't afford it so had to go to joker with my parents instead. 2 weeks of dad making bull jokes and mum getting drunk on barren cocktails from the consortium bar. Not exactly my idea of a great holiday but it was justify, there are plenty of cake and cabaret, and my friend told me Turkish cat are fit and filthy ! What more does a girl motive lol.

She'd been to a hotel close to the one we were staying at ( i'd planted the seeded player of where to go with my parents ) and had given me the act of a guy she'd kept in contact with who was local. She didn't yield me a lot of selective information but couldn't full point grinning and her only comment was"be careful what you wish for"! I pushed her for more but she refused and said I'd have a holiday to remember.

I took his number and wrote various messages that I deleted and didn't send. Did I really need this ? I mean I wasn't a virgin but I'd only had a couple of boyfriends and hadn't exactly done a lot. But I wanted to. I listened to the storey from my Quaker wishing it was me and on several meter masterbated thinking about them.

"Hi, my names Amy. I got your number from Carrie, I hope that's cool ”. Send. My spirit was pounding. What is he going to say ? What am I going to say ? What if he doesn't reply ? What if he does ? ! I could always block him or anything. I don't have to meet him. Do I ? !

It felt similar years before he replied"Hi Amy, great to hear from you. Of course it's assuredness, any Quaker of Carrie's is a Friend of mine ! ! Are you coming to visit Turkey ? My name is Hakan"

"Hi Hakan, yes I'm coming on holiday with my parents lol. Not exactly fun but Carrie said you can show me the fun places !"

"Yes I can do that. Carrie liked the fun stead, did she tell you about them ?"

"Not really. Just that she had lots of fun and you are a great guy. She was really closelipped about it"

"That's good to hear. We have piles of fun but it needs to be kept as a secret as we don't want the wrong people to witness out. So I'm going to be blunt and to the pointedness. If you reply I look forward to encounter you. If you don't I will delete your turn and I hope you have a dainty vacation with your parents. Is that ok"

"Yes x"

"Great Amy. The local anesthetic men have got in a lot of trouble with the police force recently for harassing foreign girls and even being accused of worse. We run a avail where we arrange for strange girls who want to screw Turkish men to be available. You come with me to a few local anesthetic places and the men choose who they want. You then spend an time of day with them. If a man wants you then you have to go. What the man wants you have to do. most are nice men who just like white sluts like you and Carrie, some have Thomas More ... interesting programme. You will be looked after, and for each man you get paid £50. If you are good there is a party at the end of the week where you will get 1000. I will yield you metre to remember but hope to hear back."

Did he just shout me a clean trollop ? ! How ru .... oh I dead reckoning he has a point, I giggled to myself.

I googled Turkish men and went to images. WOW ! Turkish men are fit ! ! !

"I'm nervous, but yes I want to gather you"I replied.

"It's instinctive to be unquiet, there will be a couple of tryout first to build sure you are what we're looking for and then hopefully we can coiffe some fun for you !"

"Great. See you in a workweek"

I instantly messaged Carrie and told her"oh wow, you'll have a great time. Are you on the anovulatory drug ?

"Yes why"

"Good, make trusted you take it ! And select plenty of mints “.

"flock .... why ? !

"You'll find out ; )"

I pushed her for to a greater extent information but she remained compressed lipped ! !

The week passed and we made our way to the airport. The flight was stupidly delayed and I had planned to conform to Hakan that day but text him to say we'd be too late.

"That's mulct, these things happen. To ensure there is no suspicion I will be sending a couplet of my girls to meet you by the syndicate and make friends. One will be in a yellow bikini and the other daughter has a tattoo of a stick out paw of her right breast. Look forward to seeing you soon"

The followers cockcrow I went for breakfast but couldn't really eat as was aflutter and excited about encounter Hakan, well his protagonist at to the lowest degree. Dad was off playing golf ( boring ) and mum was going to lie by the pond and salute the bar dry. I noticed the little girl walk by the eatery and shoot up a couple of sunbeds by the pool."Mum it's getting busy want me to go and gets some beds"I said."That's a great idea. I'll just finish my coffee and come and join you."

I gave my dad a hug and went to the kitty. The layer next to the young woman had gone but the single in front were free. I put our towels down, looked at the miss and said"hi. I'm Amy"

"Oh great. Hi Amy. I'm Jess and this is Laura. Great you're joining the team ! We've nearly finished our holiday unfortunately"

"But have you had fun"I asked.

"Oh yes"Laura said."Can't believe I've done half the stuff lol but it's been crazy and fun"

"What have you done"I asked

"You know the prescript"she replied and they both laughed.

"We'll be at the karaoke bar tonight from 9. We suggest you meet us there"Jess said with a knowing grin

Both girlfriend stayed around for a few minute and we made world-wide chat and went for a few drinking together but they didn't reveal anything. They were both a couple of years older I'd guess and you could tell from their sunburn they'd been there a lot tenacious than me and my snow White River body lol. They both input on the guys around the pool checking us out.

At dinner I told my parents I was going to the karaoke bar and hoped they didn't want to issue forth too. Luckily dad hates it so they stayed away.

I didn't know what to require but dressed in matching black underclothing, a bra that made my tits look bigger than they are and a G-string that made my lowly ass look hot, that's what my ex said anyway. I wore a prissy but sexy summer dress.

I made my way to the bar after dinner and met up with the young woman. They were sat in the corner towards the back, their nates was in a sort of booth and I could only just establish out it was them. I sat on the chair across the small table.

"time for the tests to begin"Jess said to me."Test number one, take whatever pantie you have off and establish them to me"

That's easy I thought, I stood up to go to the bathroom to take them off

"where are you going"laura asked.

"To the bathroom"

"No ... you take them off here"

"Are you ser ..."

They both nodded.

Ok I thought. I sat down, slipped them off, looking around I think one guy saw but that was it, and I handed them to Jess. I took sip of deglutition to settle my boldness.

"right, go to the bar with Laura. When you come back you are to sit on the seat succeeding to me. You'll understand why when you come back."

We got a drink each and a guessing of tequila. I don't really drink and was worried the tequila would pull in me sick but I wanted to ingrain them.

Back at the table Jess'bag was on the seat. As I got close she moved it and I could see the future challenge, my mouth dropped and my heart stopped. On the seat was a dildo fixed with a suction cup."shuffling yourself comfy"Amy laughed as she sat down.

I hovered over the seat, arranged my wearing apparel and slowly sat down, guiding the dildo inside my pussy. It must feature looked awkward as I slid down and took a mouthful of crapulence with my snatch entire of formative cock.

"How does it finger"Jess laughed.

"I've had worse seating area"I laughed back.

"Well land up these boozing and then there's one net trial and then you're in. The cobbler's last one easy so I'm sure you'll have no take"Jess added

We finished our drinking"right follow us"Laura said and we left the bar. We walked down towards the beach and stoped by the plunk / water sportsman hut. Round the spinal column was a pliant chair that it looked like the owner used to have a coffin nail"take a seat"Jess said and took a blindfold out of her bag"you need to wear this and time lag here. We're going now but I hope we'll see you soon"

"How long so I have to wait for"I asked."As long as it takes"they said.

I put the blindfold on and heard them leave. I don't know how foresighted I was waiting but probably about 20 minutes. I heard various people heading towards the beach and back to the hotel and wondered every time who they were. They couldn't see me from the path though. Then I heard someone walking along the path. They stopped, waited a few second base and I could try them walk towards me. The merely sounds I could hear was the sea, their stride any heart licking loudly ! I could sense them stood in front of me and they stroked my face. This caused me to jolt back in the seat. I then heard the unmistakable interference of a zip and the shorts spill to the floor. I've never been so pock and aroused in my life and felt the tip of his putz on my lips. I swallowed, took a oceanic abyss breathing space and opened my mouthpiece. He pushed forward and the tip of his dick entered my mouth. I instantly knew I had to open my mouth wider as this was thicker than any putz I'd had before ! ! I started to slowly suck his putz as he got comfortable in front of me. It was really difficult with the blindfold on but I was loving the experience. After a few hour of sucking his massive dick he stepped back. He took grasp of my hair and wrapped it around his hand tightly and I couldn't relocation. I really started to panic.

"This is your last tryout. If you want me to break tap my leg twice with your mitt and I'll stop instantly. I will leave and you can go back to your vacation. Do you empathise ?"He said in a Turkish accent.

I tried to nod but couldn't but he got the idea.

"Great, now open wide"he tightened his grip on my hair and forced my head onto his dick. He moved my head back and forward vigorously as he used me like a sex toy to blow his dick. I'd never had this done before and was gagging, spluttering and coughing and drooling everywhere, I couldn't breath. If anyone was walking by they surely would have got heard me. He stopped which allowed me to overtake my breather and I sucked in air like never before. After only a few s he forced me down onto his dick again I was gagging and needed to be ghastly. I can't do this I thought, and tapped his leg once, I don't know why but I stopped myself from tapping him a second fourth dimension. My hired hand just hovering as he continued the violation on my typeface and pharynx. I forced myself to do the salutary I could but couldn't get used to it, I'd taking into custody my breath but he'd go abstruse and realise me cough up spit and slobber which just lubed his hammer more. This went on for what felt same forever. 2 or 3 meter's I went to stop the assault but didn't. All of a sudden he threw my head back letting go of my hair and a few indorsement later I felt stream after current of his cum land on my typeface and chest.

"Well done"he said"I didn't think you'd make it for a spell but I'm glad you did. You'll be very democratic i know"he put a patch of paper in my mitt."Wait 5 Hokkianese and then remove the blindfold. I suggest you go back to your room and pick up. Speak soon"and he left.

I didn't postponement 5 mins but when he had gone I took the blindfold off, still sullen breathing and trying to find my composure. It was dark but I could see how messy I looked. I walked back to my room the long way so I could remain in the shadow. It wasn't very late so luckily my parents weren't back. I got into the lavatory and looked in the mirror, I couldn't believe what I saw. I looked regretful than any porn I've seen, my make up was a muckle, my haircloth all knotted and covered in cum and the strawman of my dress soaked with a combining of humbug, snot and cum. I quickly jumped in the rain shower pleased I'd passed all the tryout, but not knowing what was to issue forth.

I read the letter of the alphabet again. ‘ Tomorrow is a rest day. The day after Jess and Laura will meet you in the hotel lobby at 10am. wearing apparel like you're going to town but wear a bikini underneath. You need to be clean shaven and smelling nice for your men. Hakan ’. I smiled as my heart started to race again. I screwed up the note and put it in my bag.

The next day was chilled. Dad was off playing golf again and me and mum chilled by the syndicate, Jess and Laura were about and we went for a massage together and had a few drinks. We didn't speak about the run or what was to come, as practically as I wanted to."See you tomorrow"Jess said as we all stood up to go forth the pool."Can't wait I replied.

That night I barely slept, excited and nervous about what was to come. The run, especially the face shtup, were more that I had expected but even though I'd never done anything like that before I loved it. The impression of being used for individual's pleasure made me experience so sexy and slutty. Is that the sorry people would do and that's why I need to rise I can do it, is that just an lesson of what is wanted, will I be able to ‘ tap out'again. All these thoughts running through my mind.

I jumped in the shower and made trusted I was completely shaven as requested. I used a coco butter moisturiser so I smelt squeamish and refreshful, I put on the smallest two-piece I had, it wasn't very minuscule though, I was on holiday with my parents after all ! And a nice flowing summer dress that kept me cool but hugged my hips nicely.

"What are you plans for today"my dad asked."Just some sight seeing and shopping I think. Maybe lunch but I dont know how farseeing it'll demand"I said with a rise smile."Ok we'll have fun and stay rubber"my dad replied.

‘ Stay safe'i thought. Not sure as shooting anything about this is good .... not even the sex hahah.

I met the missy in the lobby and we made our way outside to the independent road. After a duo of min a minibus stopped and we all got in. There was the 3 of us, an Italian girl called Sofia who had an unbelievable tan and a High German girl who was as white as me but had massive breast. Looking around I wasn't for sure why Hakan had agreed to me as all the girls were stunning. I'm not saying I'm ugly and I'm happy with my figure but succeeding to these girlfriend I looked knit stitch.

"Morning missy"the driver said"good to see you again, this must be your close workweek ? ”."Yea"Jess, Laura and Sofia replied sadly,"and you must be Amy and Monica, Welcome to the party bus ”. I just smiled, the nerves really kicking in now.

We headed away from the coast and inland for about 25-30 hour. We stopped in a small Ithiel Town somewhere. I'm not exactly sure where but must bear been middle of no where as there were no shop class I knew or any star sign in English etc.

We made our way into an old construction that I guess was like the town antechamber or something. It was really pretty from the external but a big plain inside. There was a big residence with a stage at one end and several suite around it. We walked through the manse and into a way next to the stage. Hakan was waiting inside."Hi daughter, great to see you again"he said looking to the others"Amy, Monica, large to see you"he said and gave us both a kiss."now today is quite true forward, we have 5 guy wire coming who have been pre ***********ed. They will each select one of you and take you to one of the rooms. They have an time of day and as you have agreed they can do whatever they chose, except harm you physically, some won't use the full hour some will. But when time is up we'll knock on the doorway. Any questions ?"We all shook our heads."Great. Now get set and the fun will begin"

We all stripped down into our bikinis, made sure we looked squeamish and made our way out to the stage.



In the room the bozo were waiting. I recognised a couple from working at the hotel. ( I later learnt that about 80 % of the people in the townspeople work in the hotels ). Laura was chosen first, then Serdica and I was amazed to be picked third. It was one of the bozo who works in the restaurant at hotel I was staying at.

I made my way off stage and followed him into one of the side suite. Inside it was very plain with just a table, a president and an old grubby lounge.

The guy was probably early 20's, tall and had an stick body. I was so felicitous with my new lover lol.

"Hi I'm ...."I started to say as he closed the door.

"Shut up, I don't care what your name is, youre just a strumpet that's all I care. Like all side girls I knew you loved rough fucking when I saw you with mummy and papa"

I was shocked and just stood there silent."Get on your knees"he demanded. I did as I was told and knelt before him. He walked behind me, removed my bikini top and threw it by the door. He stood in front of my and dropped his short. His tool was about 6"long but thick. ‘ Are all Turkish guy cable this thick'I thought to myself. He was only trailer truck hard as I reached out taking him in my hand as I guided him into my verbalise"of screw yes"he moaned as I started bobbing up and down on his peter feeling him get harder as I did. He reached down and grabbed at my scupper tits. I want to say he was placate but he wasn't. He was grabbing and pinching my nipples so I hard I felt they were on flack.

He grabbed appreciation of my hair and pulled my head back, and bicker in my back talk ! Everything that had happened so far, that felt the worst, I didn't have clip to conceive though as he forced my head deep down on his dick. His pubis ticked my nose as I gagged and struggled to breath. After about 10 seconds he pushed me back and I feel on to the floor. I lay there for a few secondment trying to get my breath back a few tears started to roll down my buttock.

"stand up english slut"he demanded. I slowly got back to my feet and stood in movement of him. My Bikini top long gone and my chin and tits covered in drool and spitting from the throat vilification.

"Stand here, circularize your legs and bend over"he said pointing to the table. I did as I was told and put both hands on the table and hang over.

"No"he shouted as he pushed my hands away and my face smashed on to the mesa. He held me down with one had on the book binding of the cervix, I couldn't motility and my case hurting from the table. He moved my bikini bottom of the inning to the side and lined his prick up with my pussy

"See you english are sluts. I abuse you like a working girl and your slit is wet"with that he thrust in stretching my pissed puss to its limits. He took me a bit by surprise and caused me to scream out. He thrust deep and hard causing my body to bang against the mesa and my face rub on the top as he kept me pinned down by my neck opening. With his gratuitous hired man he was spanking my ass, I was certain I was going to have a hand print there for days. He continued thrusting in to my pussy over and over like I had angered him somehow. He must ingest been going for 20 proceedings at least before he thrust in intemperate and held there as I felt wave after undulation of cum fill me up. He stood back and wiped his dick on my Bikini bottoms. Without saying a word I stood up and sat i the grotty sofa, my pegleg and all body tired from the jolty fucking. He walked over to me, bent down so his face was in from mine"time to go serve your tart mother her solid food"he said and walked out.

I soon realised there was no shower anywhere to get clean house. I put my bikini top back on and made my way back to the room by the stage. As I walked back I could feel his cum dripping down my leg. When all the fille returned we got back into the minivan and returned to the hotel. I had a promptly shower to rinse the dried cum off my trunk and went to get together my mum by the puddle. I purposefully avoided the restaurant and the guy.

We had a span of days until the next party. I spent almost of it by the pool with mum or Jess and Laura. The only bad point was seeing the guy in the eating place and him staring at me.

It was again time for fun so assure my letters patent I was going to town again. We all met up and got the minibus. This time it took longer and was very outback up in the hills. It looked like, and smelt like, a agriculture village. The hall this prison term was low but a interchangeable setup. We all got down to our bikinis and made our way out to the way. My substance sank immediately. Where as the guy cable before were mostly young and fit all of these guys were old and fat. I was one of the last to be picked, but it didn't subject. The guy must have been about 60, and his hands were intemperately and calloused as he grabbed me and led me to a way. In this room was a really old I bed that was heavily stained. It made me gag just looking at it. He told me to get ungarbed. At least I think he did as he didn't speak any English. I took my bikini off and he pointed to his dick. It was small and semi hard as I got to my knees and took it into his mouth, my mouth was filled with his peter and my nose from his foetor as his belly rested on my promontory. We had been instructed to lavish and freshen up, clearly they hadn't !

I half held my breath and bobbed my drumhead up and down taking all of his little cock in my mouth and throat. He soon let out a grunt and dead reckoning a stream of cum in my mouth. I quickly swallowed hoping the sense of taste wouldn't shoemaker's last. I was hoping that was the end of it, but I knew deep down it wasn't. He lay on the bed and signalled for me to join him. ‘ Great he wants me to draw him hard'I thought. incorrectly ! As I lay on the bed between his peg, he lifted his ramification up to expose his ass. He smiled at me an evil grin and flicked his tongue about."You have got to be fucking joking"I said. He shrugged and shouted"HAKAN"not wanting to get in any trouble I closed my eyes took a hint and started to tongue his ass. I was wretching and trying not to be regorge as my spit flicked around his anal bud. There was no way I was going deep, no affair what he was trying to assure me. He was wanking his dick and luckily was soon hard again. He signalled to the bed and I got in the doggy dash position, thankful my nozzle would be as far away as possible. Then the future disgusting thing happened, I felt a cold liquid drip on to my bare ass and before I could react he started to fuck my virgin ass. I say virgin, I've used toys but this was the starting time dick to enter my minor rear end. Luckily he is minuscule that the toys but still was very sore and tears started to form in my center. He didn't care and used my smashed ass for all his fun. Luckily, as before he didn't last long and pulled out of my ass much to my assuagement. I didn't feel him cum but assumed he had. But no, he walked around the bed and stood in front man of me and slapped his cock on my face. I opened my mouth in surrender and he slid his cock in. I dutifully sucked tasting both his shaft and my ass, it wasn't nice, but praying he came quick. With one loud grunt he shot a thick waving of cum in to my throat that I swallowed. He gave me a pat on the capitulum and left the room whistle. At to the lowest degree one of us was happy !

It was now i remembered Carrie told me to mob mints. I wonder if she had the like guy. I say on the bed for a while feeling utterly dejected and used, but weirdly turned on. Why ? !

dorsum at the hotel I said goodbye to Jess and Laura as they were returning home and would miss the big event in two sidereal day. I went up to my elbow room and showered and emptied nearly a bottle of mouthwash. I couldn't shift the taste !

It was another distich of daytime until the big party which meant I got to spend some nice clip around the pool and beach with my mum and dad, still avoiding the guy in the eating place as practically as possible.

Soon enough it was the day of the big party, I made certainly I was perfectly smooth and smelling novel, not really sure what was so special about today. I made my way to the road and got on the minibus. There was Sofia and Monica and two girls I didn't know. Both a bit Old than me but with massive boobs ! Again I was the runt of the bedding material.

We arrived at this sort of road side diner looking situation, interior was a big Charles Francis Hall with a lading of table set out in front of a stage. I wasn't sure what the table were for as we made our way to the side room.

"Welcome ladies. Todays party is a bit extra. It's a race !"Hakan said. We all looked confused."Haha don't vexation. You will all be dressed as horses in these hoods and with these tails"as he held up blackout hoods with a horses headland and a fanny attached to a rear end stopper."You will be strapped onto a cylinder block and a favourable better half chosen at random. Whoever makes their guy cum quickest is the victor ”."What the the tables for"Sofia asked."They are for the interview. We have about 150 guests coming to the company, that's why you will all be hooded to protect your identify. We don't want you bumping into soul in townsfolk do we"Hakan said with a smile.

As we all got ready, fully naked this clip except the hood and the rear, we could get wind the crowd getting noisier. I'd never thought about being watched but I was very turned on at the cerebration !

It was time. I put the keister in my butt, which I have to take on feel weird but very nice, I had a number 3 drawn on my body ( we all had 1-5 ) and put the hood on. That's when the nerves set in as I couldn't see a affair ! We were all led out to the elbow room and the noise was unbelievable as they all started shouting and cheering. We were stopped just in straw man of a bench, that luckily was padded, and softly pushed to bend over. As I did my hands and articulatio talocruralis were locked using cuff or something like that. It wasn't the most comfortable position but served its determination haha

"As I call out your telephone number, select your horse and stand behind her. Remember this is a race so I suggest you remove your clothes now"the announcer said as he started to read out raffle bit. But when he got to 5 turn he carried on going. ‘ What the fuck is he doing'I thought. He carried on calling and calling.

"That's it gentlemen, each Equus caballus has their 5 rider"

‘ 5 ... are you fucking kidding, he said 1 wing fuck ’.

I didn't have sentence, or ability, to resist as the ‘ rodeo'started. I was expecting to be fucked hard by 5 guys in quick succession but was surprised by the first base guy. He was certainly in no rush and he fucked me almost gently, but still using me like a harlot. I was relieved but also angry as the militant side came out and I heard that the other fille were on to their 2d or even third guys. The crowd started to cheer up, many for me, which really got me going. There was a guy who sounded like he was right in front end of me cheering my routine which got me going. I was gripping his dick with my pussy and pushing back, as much as possible, finally I felt his dick twitch as he came inside me. No sooner had he pulled out than the side by side guy entered my pussy. He was in a Benjamin Rush and was fucking me so hard I thought he would knock me off the microscope stage and he pounded into me and the sound of his skin slapping on mine filled the air. The rest is a bit of a blur as the crowd got louder and I was focussed on making these guys cum. I didn't think about the 5 stranger who were using me like a slut or that I was going to take all their cum in to my snatch, or the one hundred plus people watching me and cheering me on.

I heard the announcer say that 2 of the girls were on their last guy and I was only on my 4th I think. I did everything I could, gripping his pecker with my pussy, pushing back, shaking my ass, everything I could recollect of to have him cum quick, it worked and I was now on to the final guy, my cunt dripping with the cum of 4 strangers as twelve of cat cheered me on. How did I go from an inexperient lady friend to a performing slut in less than 10 days ? ! The final exam guy stepped forward and gripped my coxa so tight I couldn't move, he clearly knew what he wanted and was going to take it. He held me tight as his pistoned in and out ferociously filling my pussycat, as wet as I was, I was also greatful for the excess lube the guys had provided. It felt like all the bunch were cheering for me now which I loved. I was begging him to do quick, one so that I could win, but also because I was exhausted. I couldn't livelihood my body system of weights and I was slumped over the tabular array. I felt his grip tighten as he trust even deeper into me and screamed"success"as he shot another watercourse of cum inside me. Everyone cheered as my body just hung over the terrace. My pegleg giving way and my neck unable to plump for my head teacher, I was a bent slew as 5 destiny of cum made their way out of my puss and down my leg.

Everything was a blur as I felt my hired hand and understructure being unbrace. I expected to be helped from the stage but I felt him snaffle the hood. ‘ What is he doing ? ! We were supposed to remain anonymous'I thought

"valet ... May I announce your succeeder .... Amy"he said as he removed the hood. Everyone cheered as my optic got used to the light again. I was looking round the hazy room and then my middle stopped right in battlefront of me, as they cleared up, my dad was staring back at me. What. The. Fuck. We both didn't know what to do as I quickly left the stage.

How would I ever look at him again ? ! What was he even doing there ? ! He was supposed to be at golf game ! !

That evening at dinner party we sat in silence. The creep from the other day kept walking past tense and smiling at me and dad couldn't even look at me. My mum went off to get something from the room she'd forgotten

"Your mum doesn't need to have sex about this. It didn't happen, I was at golf and you were in Town"my dad said."It's done, don't think about it. I think you've outgrown family holidays"he said with a smile.

"Thanks dad, sorry"I replied.

"We all do gaga things in our youthfulness. At least you won"he replied

thing were to a lesser extent eldritch, but still weird. I hope they will go back to normal soon.

Just then my earpiece beeped ... it was Hakan ...