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Einreb parked his little yellow mallet in front man of Troll Associates'
Lethbridge building in Mahwah and made his way to his cubicle, as he had
done nearly every workday for the yesteryear 10 years.

'' Morning Yrral ! '' Einreb said as he passed Yrral Allemoc 's cube at 10 to
9 on a Monday morning.

'' Morning Einreb ! '' Yrral called back.

'' Where 's Gerg ? '' Einreb asked.

'' I do n't know ; he 's going to be late in a instant, '' the boss said.

Sure enough, the receptionist then announced over the PA scheme,
'' Attention please ! The time is now nine o'clock ! ``

Einreb poked his head into Yrral 's cube, `` Did n't Gerg say he was going
to a Grateful Dead concert over the weekend ? ``

'' Yeah, I think so, '' Yrral answered.

'' Ah ! He must be out buying a new car again. ``

'' Mmm, '' the foreman muttered.

Einreb stopped over at Tnecillim 's third power. `` Hi Tneci ! You got the wall
textures for Monster maze for me ? ``

'' Yup ! Here ! '' she answered and handed him a floppy diskette.

Einreb booted up his computer and began to merge the artist 's nontextual matter
with his assembler code when Evets popped into Einreb 's third power, handing
Einreb a floppy disk. `` Here 's the backdrop MIDI for the boss scrap. ``

'' Thanks, Evets ! '' Einreb said as Gerg wandered in.

'' Morning everyone ! '' Gerg said.

'' first light Gerg, '' Yrral answered. `` What happened ? ``

'' Sorry I 'm recent. I, er, had an accident this weekend. ``

'' Hey Gerg ! '' Einreb called out. `` That 's three-for-three now. Three Dead
concerts and three wrecked automobile in the past tense year. Maybe there 's a convention
there you can do something about ... ''



'' Shut up ! '' Gerg sneered back.



Einreb loved his job as a computer game programmer for troll. Sometimes
he longed to work for a troupe that people actually heard of, like Atari
or Activision, who made plot for the Atari 2600 that multitude actually
wanted to buy. Still, he counted himself golden to feature been recruited by
trolling before he even graduated from orange County community College 10
age ago. Though graduating with purity and on the Dean 's tilt did n't
hurt either.

That the receptionist announced the beginning of work, prisonbreak, lunch, and
end of day, was a jest among the professional person faculty. Still, it was a nifty
working environment. Most of the times, it was very laid-back. Though
things heated up as year-end ship-dates approached. Still, writing
calculator secret plan for a aliveness sure beat cranking out business study and
statistical analysis that was the norm of most programmers. Headhunters
often called him nearly every night trying to lure him into taking a
higher-paying central processing unit COBOL job at UPS, A & P, or BMW. He always politely
refused. `` COBOL ? Ugh ! ``

He and Yrral often played flying Simulator in link up mode during tiffin
time of day together. And it was a running prank how Gerg Xeurt always wrecked
his car coming home from Grateful Dead concerts.

Being a young group, the guys often invited each other to their bachelor
pads for parties.

Evets had invited the group to his menage one Friday night after workplace for
a little company. Einreb, Yrral, Gerg, Mit, Ycnan, and Tnecillim were all
sitting around Evets'coffee bean mesa one Friday night after work as Evets
came out of his sleeping room and lit a joint.

When Einreb 's turn came around he said, `` No thanks. ``

'' What ? You do n't party ? '' Gerg asked in shock.

'' I do n't. But it 's sanction ; I 'm a Libertarian ! I 've no trouble with what
other people do for fun. But I do n't do drugs, myself. ``

'' Oh, come on ! One joint is n't going to wound ! '' Evets insisted.

'' You guys bask ! Do n't listen me ! '' Einreb replied.

As it was, the company ended early and Einreb headed home plate in his chicken
bug.

Autumn was well under way when Yrral was promoted to marketing Analyst,
and Gerg was promoted to manage the game development group.



The drop-dead ship appointment was 24 minute away and Einreb still had n't fixed
that bug that the testers had found that caused the boss behemoth to run
around in forget me drug when he was down to 1 hit point.

The receptionist announced five o'clock over the PA system on Wednesday
evening, but Einreb stayed at his desk. Within five second, the building
was completely empty.

Einreb continued to run compiles and test. `` damn ! ``

5:00 PM quickly ran into 6:00 AM when Einreb finally got the biz done.

Rather than drive home and then drive back to work again in a few time of day,
Einreb curled up on the floor under his desk and fell asleep.

When Gerg came to Einreb 's cubicle at 4:45 on the following Friday,
Einreb had a bad tactual sensation. Whenever someone got fired from round, it was
always at 4:45 on a Friday.

'' Einrneb, '' Gerg started.

'' What, Gerg ? ``

'' I 'm sorry to tell you, but we had a meeting with Yrral and got commendation
from Mr. and Mrs. Retcehcs, and have decided that we no longer need your
services. ``

'' What ! '' Einreb said. `` After I just put in a 32 60 minutes day to get that
biz done ! ``

'' That has nothing to do with it. ``

'' You 're damn right about that, Gerg ! It 's because I wo n't smoke drugs
with you ! ``

'' Clean out your desk and ejaculate with me, Einreb ! ``

# # #

'' I did n't do it ! '' Einreb pounded on the table in the interrogation way
at the Piscataway police station.

'' We have respective witnesses who overheard you make a terrorist terror
this morning, '' Detective Llemtrac sneered back.

'' It was n't like that ! We all knew that AT & T was handing out the layoff
notices this sunup, and we were all making prank about it ; you know,
gallows humor. No one was making any terrorist scourge ! ``

'' But you did name a turkey. ``



'' fountainhead, yes. But they tricked me ! I did n't realize they were steering
the conversation to play a trick on me into using the'b'word until the constabulary
showed up at my house ! I was so close to saving the princess in Super
Mario World, too ! ``

'' Why would they do that to you ? ``

'' I explained that to you already ! '' Einreb said through clenched teeth.
'' It 's all because of the hazing ! I told you that after I complained about
the Birthday whipping to Dref ... ''



'' Who ? '' the police detective demanded.

'' Dnanidref. He 's the manager of another ontogenesis group in the
department. I never worked under him, but we were sort of ally. I had
asked him to see if he could do something about the Birthday trouncing. ``

'' Why did n't you ask your own managing director ? ``



'' Mij Htims ? He was in on the hazing as must as the rest of the bunch !
They all said they were going to get back at me for asking Dref for
help ... ''

The detective leaned forward and stared into Einreb 's eyes. `` If you 're
making accusations at your manager to get out of this, you 're gon na be in
even gravid bother ! ``



'' Then chip in me a lie detector test, that 'll try I 'm telling the verity ! ``




The detective ignored Einreb 's plea and pressed on. `` Were you ever in
the military ? ``

'' No. ``

'' Do you own any artillery ? ``

The detective grilled Einreb on and on and finally left him alone in the
interrogation room for another one-half hour, then drove him back to the AT & T
edifice and turned him over to collective security.

lien Tnaf and Adnil Regnettip, the executive management squad of the
division, were there and slowly learn the theme handed to him by the
tec. `` Do you make love evacuating the construction this sunup cost AT & T
over $ 100,000 ? ``

'' You 're blaming me for your paranoia ! `` Einreb asked the courting. `` You
made the decision to empty the building, not me ! ``



'' You 're suspended until further notice, '' is all he said in reply.

'' I gave five years of my life sentence to AT & T, spleen ! I deserve better discussion
than this ! ``

The courtship turned his backrest and left, and collective security escorted
Einreb out.



Einreb cried all through the dark. Six bottles worth of Nytol pills
sat, uneaten, in a big mound on his night table. He did n't even get a
fortune to say `` bye-bye '' to Airam. Being a shy lone hand, she was the closest
he had to a best Quaker, whom he went out to lunch with once a week or so.
Had she not been married, he often wondered if their friendship could have
turned into something more ...

Eventually, though, affair improved. His abatement ended and he
returned to influence at AT & T, but assigned to a different section. well-nigh of
the the great unwashed he had known before had been laid off that fateful day. `` well
riddance ! '' he thought of almost of them -- though he never got up the courage
to call Airam back again, nor did she ever call him. A few people asked
him if he really did it and what it was like to be arrested, despite
promises from Lein Tnaf that his privacy would be protected.

He even bumped into his other dominion Manager, Yrrab Remmir who
commented, `` As a Christian, I believe AT & T did the right thing. Somebody
who ca n't go along with some simple-minded office hazing fun without being a
whistleblower about it deserves to die. ``

Hardened to incarnate life story, Einreb continued to do his job. However, he
did n't make it through the side by side round of drinks of layoffs that AT & T held five years
later. Largely, he suspected, because of the lawsuit he had brought
against AT & T for the natal day whipping hazing and for his off-key arrest.

# # #

( Hey ! This is supposed to be a sex level ! So where 's the frigging
sex ? )

( Just book on ! It 's coming ! )

# # # #

After being unemployed for nearly a year, and beating Metal power train Solid,
and Final Fantasy VII and VIII, Einreb had found a clerical job at Guardian
liveliness through Princess Grace of Monaco Services.

A few weeks earlier, Knarf Ollurec, the department fountainhead, offered him the
job immediately at the close of the consultation, and he accepted it.
The two-hour commute to Bethlehem was dread, but at least he was doing
a countermand commute from Piscataway to University of Pennsylvania along I-78. The traffic
in the face-to-face commission crawled toward New House of York in the daybreak, and
crawled back toward Pennsylvania in the evening, but for Einreb dealings was
lighting except for the occasional big rig pulling out of the hand truck stops that
lined the expressway.

Einreb parked his big flannel Cadillac DeVille behind the Guardian
construction and headed toward the employee entrance. It was a relatively
stress-free clerical job, although it barely paid above minimum wage.

'' Hey '' Nairb called out as their paths converged toward the entrance of
the business office, `` gracious car ! How 's a salesclerk afford a Cadillac ? ``

As component part of the settlement accord, Einreb is n't allowed to talk about
his settlement with AT & T ( but Einreb 's champion are : - ), so he just told a
dissimilar true statement, `` I got a dependable falling out package from AT & T. ``

Once inside, Einreb and Nairb went their separate directions as Einreb
settled into his carrel for the day.



'' Hey Einreb ! '' Naoj called out from the cubicle across the aisle.



'' What 's up ? '' Einreb asked.



'' How do I come up especial eccentric in SPF edit again ? ``



'' case F P'.' . ``



'' Thanks ! ``



'' No job. ``

At work, the programmers around him had discovered that his 10 geezerhood of
central processor programming experience at AT & T, and 20 years programming overall,
came in handy when they needed to bonk some esoteric detail about ISPF,
COBOL, PL/1, JCL, VSAM, DB/2 or CICS.



'' Hey Einreb ! '' Rehtse asked while leaning over the stall wall from her
carrel adjacent to his.



'' What 's up, Rehtse ? ``



'' Do you get laid an slow way to insert sequence numbers into a savourless file cabinet ? ``



'' Sure, you can do that with ISPF. Just edit the file, turn figure mode
on, then become it off again. ``



'' I already tried that. The filing cabinet is too big for SPF, and I do n't want
COBOL numbering. ``



'' You could always use Syncsort. ``



'' Syncsort ? You ca n't put sequence numbers in a single file with Syncsort ! ``



'' Sure you can ! I 've done it plenty of metre to progress run data point. ``



'' Then why is n't it in Quick-ref ? ``



'' It 's in Quickref, but Quickref does n't explain clearly how to do it. ``



'' You 're pulling my leg, Einreb. ``



As a clerk, Einreb did n't have a TSO ID. `` Let me sit at your pole
for a second, and I 'll show you how. ``



'' I do n't really have time for this, Einreb, '' Rehtse said. `` But suit
yourself. ``



Einreb sat at Rehtse 's pole and typed the following JCL into a
member in her JCLLIB PDS :



//SORT EXEC PGM=SYNCSORT, REGION=4M

//SORTLIB DD DSN=SYS1.SORTLIB, DISP=SHR

//SYSOUT DD SYSOUT=*

//SORTIN DD *

/*

//SORTOUT DD DSN=REHTSE01.TEST.SORT,

// DISP= ( NEW, CATLG, DELETE ),

// UNIT=DISK, SPACE= ( CYL, ( 1,1 ), RLSE ),

// DCB= ( RECFM=FB, LRECL=15, BLKSIZE=0 )

//SYSIN DD *

SORT FIELDS= ( 0001,010, CH, A )

OUTREC FIELDS= ( SEQNUM,5, ZD, START=8, INCR=3,0001,010 )

/*

'' There, '' Einreb said. `` alteration the START and INCR value to fit your
needs, put a JOB card on it, put some psychometric test data in SORTIN, print the output
data file with a GENER, and run it. ``

Einreb returned to his block to proceed transcribing his minutes from
this cockcrow 's budget group meeting into an email to send out to all the
managers.

The rest of Einreb 's day was filled by reserving conference rooms for
upcoming merging, calling Xerox to quest a technician for a scrapper
duplicator, and confirming that the cafeteria will serve up coffee at tomorrow 's
executive luncheon.

Ever since his insolence bladder surgical process a few year back, when he had
medical checkup insurance at AT & T, Einreb sometimes has bust of diarrhoea at the
most inconvenient meter. Taking Imodium helped when he had programme to do
something on a Sat afternoon, but he did n't require to be pendant on
pharmaceuticals to live his day-to-day life. That evening, about a 45
minutes into his commute, nearly half way domicile, Einreb stopped into truck
Stops of U.S. along I-78 to use the men 's room.

After doing what he had to do, he browsed through the belittled truckers'
store for a few minutes. Like a quickie-mart, they sold bite and soda,
but they also sold truckers'log Quran, mathematical function, CB radios, mud fuss
depicting naked fair sex, and assorted other `` truck '' stuff. He excused
himself past the truckers browsing around, all big burly guys whom he
would n't want to pee-pee off.

When he arrived domicile, he was thrilled to consume a headphone message from a
recruiter who had found his resume on programmingjobs.com.

He called the recruiter back and, about 15 mo later, had lined up
an interview with Unisys in capital of New Jersey the travel along day for a perm
programming job with benefits.



With his interview courtship still freshly pressed, he called in sick, headed
down road 1 past the Quakerbridge Mall, and got off north of Trenton.



The HR manager, Nerak Klov, met him in the lobby and showed him in to a
group discussion way. She talked briefly about company benefits and such before
leaving to bring in the management squad who would interview him.



The direction team filed in and introduced themselves to Einreb. The
manager was Nylorac Nesredna, and the early phallus of the team were Ennayd
Yksnad, Ekim Sirrom, and Lav Veyilas.



Nylorac started by asking him what utility program he would use to create a VSAM
file.



'' Everyone knows that ! '' Einreb answered. `` You use IDCAMS. ``



Nylorac laughed and said, `` Not everyone knows that. ``



The technological questions were pretty basic, but the atmospheric pressure was building
during his offset shot at a programming job in over a year.

'' What is the difference between a sum and a union ? '' Ekim asked.

Einreb answered, `` A union takes two different tabular array and connects them
side-by-side, using keys in each of the tables to play off up corresponding
rows, to make one panoptic tabular array. An inner sum only returns dustup where key fruit
match on both mesa, but an outer joint returns every row of both tables,
even if there 's no matching key on one board. '' He knew his answer was
somewhat imprecise and there was more to it than that, and he could go on
about left hand and justly junction, but he did n't need to take a shit a fault and say
something wrongly, so he left it at that. Besides, unions and join are
really inefficient SQL, and no one hardly ever uses them if they can help
it.

'' And what about a union ? '' Ekim persisted.

'' A trades union takes two tables with like characteristic and stacks them
to make one long board. '' Again, he knew the answer was somewhat imprecise.
Most programmers would create a VIEW of the tables and make the JOIN or
join from the VIEW rather than the table itself, but anyone who knew DB2
would acknowledge what he meant.

Ekim continued asking about cursors, DML vs. DDL, SPUFI, DCLGEN, and
former scene of DB2 programming.



Then their stress changed to CICS enquiry. His mind froze when Ennayd
asked him what TRANID he would use to debug a CICS program. He knew the
answer. It was on the tip of his clapper. But all he could say was,
'' Sorry, my mind went blank. ``



Still, he knew that he had answered most of the technical questions
correctly.



The personality dubiousness came next. low came the dreaded, `` Do you
prefer to crop alone or in a team ? '' question.



Einreb was a computer programmer through and through. Like any self-respecting
techie geek, he loved nothing better than to be given a set of
prerequisite, a deadline, and left alone to write in code. `` I love to ferment with
people, '' he answered. `` I 've worked on with child squad, and I 've worked alone.
I work well either way. ``



'' What was your favourite assignment ? ``



That was light. `` The clip I was the finally left over programmer on a small
undertaking as a result of retrenchment. I was assigned to a coach who knew
little about my labor, so I met with my users, did software criminal maintenance,
ran the daily production cycle, and my desk phone was the avail product line for the
system. ``



The questioning went on like that for about an hour, then they asked him
if he had any questions.



Of line, he wanted to ask them the really important head, like
how long the working day was, if they can wear off dungaree to sour, and how many
holiday days they got a year. But he knew better. `` What challenges will
I face on this assignment ? '' and `` Have you done a danger analysis for the
employment, and what eventuality have you identified ? ``



The audience finally ended and they thanked each former for their time.



Einreb started his car and his center suddenly brightened. He rolled down
his window and yelled out, `` CEDF ! '' as if the citizenry on the 4th floor of the
distant office edifice could pick up, while drawing curious stares from
passer on the sidewalk.



Upon returning home, he made a few modification to the thank-you letters he
had already saved in his PC, printed them out, and dropped them in the
mail.



Upon arriving at work the following day, Noaj called over to Einreb from
her cube. `` Hey Einreb, can you derive over for a 2d ? ``



Thankful to take a break from figuring how many bagels he needed to
order from the cafeteria for adjacent week 's department status meeting, Einreb
across the gangway. `` What 's up, Noaj ? ``

'' My TSO session 's locked up recalling an HSM 'd dataset ! Ever since
screen background table service re-imaged my PC to XP final stage month, I lost my PA2 key ! They
say you 're good at this PC stuff too. Do you know how to get my PA2 key
back ? ``

'' I 'll try. Let me take in a prat, '' Einreb said.

Einreb had never used IBM Host On Demand before, and he preferred
Rumba, but he knew that these TN3270 ape all worked much the same.
He clicked on EDIT, then PREFERENCES, then KEYBOARD. ``

'' I tried that, '' Noaj said, `` I do n't see any of the AID Francis Scott Key listed. ``

Einreb clicked on the drop down menu under family and selected Host
mapping. He scrolled down the list until he found PA1 and highlighted
the row. He pressed ALT and F1 together, but nothing happened. He rubbed
his Kuki-Chin and then clicked on ASSIGN KEY. Again he pressed ALT and F1
together and the key chronological succession appeared in the row for PA1. He repeated the
steps for PA2 and PA3.

He clicked on APPLY and ended out of the fare back to Noaj 's TSO
school term. Pressing ALT and F2, he broke out of the HSM wait.

'' There ! ALT-F1 is your PA1 key, F2 is PA2, and so on. ``



'' Thanks Einreb ! You 're a sprightliness saver ! ``

'' No trouble, '' Einreb answered and went back to counting bagels.

# # #

After several days had passed, he sent an email to Nerak Klov asking her
if they had reached a decision yet.

Her reply the stick with day was that they had chosen another candidate.

He replied asking her for some feedback why he was passed over, and she
replied again saying that he was n't very strong technically.

'' Damn ! '' Einreb said to his computer. `` I 'm as inviolable as anyone ! I 'm
just not a soundly salesman. ``

# # #

Several hebdomad passed without any farther job leading when Mit Nahanahs,
his immediate supervisor at Guardian, stopped by his cubicle and asked to
see him privately.

Mit spoke in his loggerheaded London accent, `` Einreb, we 've had some ill
from the head of care about the toilet. ``

'' What about the bathrooms ? '' Einreb asked.

'' He says you 've left passel in the bathrooms on two function. ``

Einreb thought quick. There had been a few fourth dimension that his diarrhea
after an occasional heavy tiffin had overwhelmed a privy in the men 's room
and caused it to brim over. But remembering advice that his lawyer gave him
after the settlement of his frame-up by AT & T, he knew the best Defense
against almost any accusation was everlasting defense. `` You 've got the wrong
guy, Mit. I do n't bonk anything about any sight in the john ! ``

'' You were seen by the security measures guards on two occasions leaving the
bathroom. The cleaning dame complained, and the head of sustentation made a
big malodor to Knarf. ``

'' But I do n't know anything about this ! What does the head of
maintenance have against me ? What did I ever do to him ? ``

'' If you were a fixture employee, you 'd be able-bodied to attract. But since
you 're a temp, we have no choice but to let you go. ``

'' What ! You ca n't be serious, Mit ! Over a bathroom overflowing ? ``

'' I need your badge, Einreb. Please abide by me out of the building. ``

In addition to heavy feeding, stress also triggered his ailment. He
pulled into the Bloomsbury hand truck stop on his way home early that day.
Einreb pondered his predicament while sitting on the crapper. `` Could I sue
Guardian for violating the American language With Disabilities Act ? I wonder if
lacking a crust bladder counts as a legal disability. With my chance, I bet
it does n't ! denounce ! ``

On his way out, he stopped at the Burger big businessman counter and ordered a
burger and fries.

Making his way to the little dine arena, he took a seat and watched the
big rigging parkway in and out of the truck break through the plate field glass window
while he ate his burger. `` Well, '' he thought to himself, `` I have plenty of
sentence to finish playing nimbus. Maybe I 'll block up at the shopping mall on my way home base
and pre-order Halo 2. ``

He felt conspicuously out of place sitting among the grubby looking
guys, presumably all motortruck drivers. But he kept to himself while he
nibbled on his burger.

'' Hi there, '' a articulation came from behind him.

Looking up from his burger, a tall blackness adult female was standing over him
carrying a tray. `` Want some fellowship ? '' she asked.

'' Uhm, sure, '' Einreb replied, quickly studying the mesomorphic cleaning lady wearing
a gray-headed coverall and laboured disastrous work shoes.

Sitting down, she said, `` I 'm Tamila. ``

'' Einreb, '' Einreb said looking into her eyes and guessing that she was
about his age.

'' Do you know how many truck driver it takes to vary a light bulb ? '' she
asked.

'' Uh, '' Einreb stammered. `` No. ``

'' None. They pay dockworker to do it ! '' and let out a giggle.

'' Oh ? '' is all Einreb said.

She leaned forward and whispered, `` Hmm, you 're cute. ``

Einreb gasped, `` Really ? '' He picked a niggling trucker slang in the smattering
of time he had browsed through the truck driver'store, and wondered if she
was what they called a lot lizard.

'' Yeah, you 're the commencement guy I seen in here in a long time what 's got all
his tooth, '' she whispered and laughed.

That was n't totally true, Einreb thought ; most of the trucker seemed to
be reasonably average looking guys. Though there was also to a greater extent than a few
who seemed rather seedy, with a fair contribution of visibly missing teeth. At
that, Einreb took a closer looking at at her. She was fairly attractive, though
not glamorous. And, yes, she had all her dentition, all pearly flannel. Her
hair was in cornrows on the top, and hung down all in braid along the side of meat
and back. `` Well, you 're pretty attractive yourself, '' Einreb said.

'' Thanks, '' she said. `` So what you drive ? ``

Einreb leaned back. `` Drive ? Uhm, a Cadillac. Why ? ``

She let out a loud laughter. `` A Cadillac ? That 's a good one ! ``

'' What do you repel ? '' he asked.

'' A Volvo, '' she said with a smile.

'' Oh ? '' Einreb remembered considering between the Cadillac, BMW, Benz,
Volvo, and Lexus, when he bought his Cadillac. `` Volvos are really nice. ``

'' Yup ! '' She said, `` The best ! And I only got 185,000 land mile on it. ``

'' Oh ? So you 've had it for quite a few years then ! ``

'' Nope ! Bought it brand new last twelvemonth, '' she said, beaming with pride.

'' hold up class ? '' Einreb choked back his amazement.

'' Yeah, got an Eaton-Fuller ten-speed and a Cummins 540 ... ''

Einreb was never one to trick out his cars, and so had no clue what she
was talking about.

'' ... and, '' she reached out and slid her index number finger down his hand toward
his fingers, `` a double sleeper condo upstairs. ``

'' Oh ! '' Einreb stammered, finally catching on.

Finishing their beefburger, Einreb was frantically trying to think of a way
to get out of there without causing a scene.

'' So, '' she said with a grin, `` your motortruck or mine ? ``

Einreb, having no truck, said, `` Your Volvo sounds estimable. ``

'' Then get on ! '' She grabbed his arm and practically pulled him through
the truck layover, into a hallway in the rachis, past a waiting room where teamster
were watching a big-screen TV, and out into the parking lot in the back,
jam-packed with 18-wheelers.

She led him to a hand truck emblazoned with the logo of a mammoth woman
carrying a truck trailer on her back like Atlas carrying the Earth. The
name under the logotype said, `` Big Mutha trucker. ``

'' Welcome to my dwelling, '' Tamila said upon entering the cab of the truck,
whereupon she wrapped her subdivision around Einreb and slammed her mouth against
his.

sass to mouth, Tamila pulled Einreb up into the sleeper berth up above
in the back of the cab. A slight 9 '' TV hung down from the ceiling facing
the question of the bed.

Einreb did n't know where to start. He had never been with such an
fast-growing woman before. And he had never known many melanise people, let
alone had had a dark girlfriend.

'' You 're shy ! '' she suddenly said as they fell into the bed overlooking
the inside of the truck cab. `` That makes me so hot ! ``

Before Einreb had a chance to respond, she had unzipped her coverall down
to her navel point letting her bellied breasts wiggle into view. Her nipples had
already swollen with child than he had ever seen teat be.

'' Like 'em ? '' she asked.

'' Yeah ! '' Einreb said. `` They do look tasty ! ``

'' Then what you waiting for ? '' She leaned forward pressing him onto his
back and pressing one of her coal-black nipples tightly down against his
mouth.

Einreb sucked the huge nipple in his mouth for all he was deserving, causing
it to swell even bigger.

A few moments later, she lifted her muscular chest up and lowered the
other tit to his mouth.

By then, she was laying on top of him. After he had teased her other
nipple to well balance she lifted up and said, `` So, you going to
exhibit me what you got, or what ? ``

He was already grueling than he had ever been in a farseeing time, and he hoped
she would be impressed, or at least not disappointed. He sat up, pilled
off his shirt, kicked his place off, unbuckled his belt and started to pull
his dockworker down.

'' haste up already ! '' she said. With a jest, she added, `` I got to get my
warhead to Detroit by tomorrow ! ``

Einreb pulled his dockhand off, then she grabbed his BVD 's and finished
the job, letting his member spring to attention before her eyes.

'' Ohhhh ! '' she said with a smiling and grabbed his pecker. She stroked it a
few times, and Einreb felt the pressure building quickly. In another
bit, he was going to explode into her hand.

She stopped, and kicked her shoes off, letting downslope to the floor below,
then unzipped her coverall all the way off and tossed it down too.



She swung her bare disastrous consistence onto his, with her ass over his head and
her head at his crotch, and settled onto him.

He gasped as she pressed her muff against his mouth, squeezing his head word
between her second joint, as she looked up directly into her deep dark black ass
snap hovering just above his grimace. Then he moaned when she plunged his
cock into her mouth. She took it all the way down her throat and began to
suck on it. Being well primed already, he let go, exploding mystifying into her
throat, with spasm after spasm.

She sucked him dry, then sat up, sitting on his face.

'' Now you eat me ! '' she commanded.

Her soaking pussy was pressing down directly against his rima oris with the
force of the, not inconsequential, full weightiness of her body.

He began to lick slowly, then more forcefully. He was n't a total dweeb,
and so knew his way around a woman. He licked up and down her slit, poking
his natural language up into her pussy, then down again to flick her clit.

'' Oh ! Just do that ! '' she moaned.

He flicked her clit a few to a greater extent times, then drew it into his lip,
sucking on it like a lollypop. He continued to suck it deep and mystifying,
while flicking, licking, and teasing it with his tongue.

'' Oh yes ! Oh yes ! '' she screamed.

Einreb continued, and was soon pay back with her quaking madly while
sitting on his face.

Einreb was about to excrete out from holding his breathing space when she fell
forward again. She lay on him panting for a few moments, then crawled
around on top of him to lay back on him facing him.

'' God ! You know you 're good at that ? ``

'' Actually, '' he admitted, `` I 've been told by by girlfriends that I 'm
pretty good at giving drumhead. ``

'' Damn rightfield you are ! ``

Again, she leaned down and began to kiss him once more. They spent a
adept five arcminute swapping spit and wrestling spit when she lifted her
torso up and reached up into a compartment over the bed.

Einreb recognized the niggling package as she asked, `` quick for the grand
finale ? Or do I need to get you hard again ? ``

'' It 's been a while, so I 'm hard again right now. ``

'' So you are, '' she laughed, squeezing his hard prick between her thighs.
'' You want to put it on, or me ? ``

Einreb smiled. `` You can put it on if you want. ``

'' Then hold your breath again, '' she said as she quickly swung her ass
around and sat on his face again.

The intensity of her weight bearing down on his side as she unrolled the
rubberise onto his cock almost made him come up a second time before she was
done. Fortunately, she put it on him quickly and lowered herself onto his
lap.

She grabbed his cock and slowly lowered herself onto him, guiding his
fellow member into her pussy as she settled onto his lap.

feel himself late inside her, he began to hurtle into her, lifting
her with each thrust, and even causing the monumental truck to shake with each
thrust.

Once again, she drained him and then fell on top of him. For the tierce
time, she planted her lips to his and sucked his tongue into her back talk.
They kissed a little more and then she rested her head teacher on his shoulder.
'' Good Nox, fan. ``

'' Good night, '' he answered, but she had already fallen asleep on top of
him.

# # #

Einreb awoke to the sounds of motortruck idling outside. The part about
'' quietus two '' was a tad of an exaggeration. Tamila was still lying on top
of him when he awoke.

Tamila let out a yawn, kissed him, and leaned up, her ample titty
jiggling in his face. `` dawning, lover ! ``

'' Let 's get the inspection out of the way before we go have breakfast,
okey ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' Help me do my inspection, and we can feature more fun before we go our
tell apart ways. Okay ? '' she asked.

'' okey. ``

She slipped back into her coverall and climbed out of the tractor cab.
'' substantiation my brake subscriber line and the fifth-wheel for me, while I check the spinal column of
the trailer. ``

The truck had 18 cycle, and Einreb had no idea which one was the fifth.
At least, he saw her glance between the back of the cab and the front of
the preview at the red, blue, and dark-green coiled cables that connected the
hand truck together, so he climbed up and looked them over. The green cable
just pulled out of the jade when he tugged on it, so he plugged it back in
snugly. The red and blue cable's length were a little odd ; he managed to twist one
off and realized that they were air hoses. He wondered why on earth the
trailer had to be connected to the tractor with air hoses, but he twisted
the connected back on snugly. He did the Lapp with the former, and they
seemed to be connected securely.

Tamila had walked around the poke. `` beginning the hand truck for me ? '' she
asked.

Einreb shrugged ; how difficult could it be to just originate a truck ? His
Beetle had a peg, so he knew how to take off a standard. But man ! There
were more gauges than on a jet plane ! He wondered what the two big knob
were for -- the red one shaped like a plosive consonant signal, and the yellow diamond ;
they looked pretty important so he figured it was best not to tint those.
He jiggled the joystick shift and wondered what the switch on the thickening was
for. He stepped on the bracken and the clutches and reached around the steering
editorial, but could n't find the key on the newspaper column. Looking closely, he saw
the key hanging from a simpleton keyhole under the dash. He turned the key,
but it only went one detent and would n't go any further. The truck did n't
start. And some warning device started buzzing loudly.

Tamila climbed in the passenger side of meat. `` Something wrong ? ``

'' flavour, Tamila. I got to say you something. ``

'' What ? ``

'' I 'm not a hand truck device driver. I just stopped in to the truck stop yesterday
to get a burger at BK. I have n't a hint about hand truck. ``

'' Oh ? Then what do you do ? ``



'' I 'm a coder. ``

'' Yeah ? Where ? ``

'' Well, do you want the whole tale ? ``

'' I 'm all auricle, boodle ! ``



'' I started at a company called Troll up in Mahwah. I refused to do
drugs at a party at this guy 's sign of the zodiac after study, and when he got promoted,
he fired me. ``

'' Irish bull ! ``

'' Then I worked at AT & T in Piscataway until I complained about some
spot hazing. ``

'' forked crap ! ``



'' Then I got a clerical job at defender out in Bethlehem ; but I got fired
because I had diarrhea a few weeks ago, and the cleaning noblewoman complained
about me causing the toilets to overflow. ``

'' Man ! Talk about a hard fate fib ! Hey ! So you know what
discrimination flavor like now ! ``

'' Well, I guess your right hand. I guess I do. ``

'' Going to sue the whoreson ? I ai n't no lawyer, but what that final
company did was definitely against the ADA ! ``

'' Yeah, maybe. But I do n't want to run victim or sue anyone. I just
want to put it behind me. ``

'' So what you going to do now ? ``

'' I was on my way household to sign up to gather up unemployment, that 's what. ``

'' I got 's a honest idea than that ! ``

'' What ? ``

'' Ride with me ! ``

'' Ride with you ? ``

'' Yeah ! ``

'' You mean, in a truck ? This hand truck ? ``

'' Sure ! pot of the great unwashed team up. get more money that way ! ``

'' But I do n't have it off how to repulse a truck ! ``

'' Then I 'll teach you. It ai n't hard. '' She paused and added, `` Well,
double-clutching while downshifting 's a bitch, but I 'll do all the alleyway
body of work until you get good at it. And you do n't got to put up with no
corporate bullshit no more ! C'mon ! ``



'' wellspring, okay. If I can hook my XBOX up to your TV in the back, you got
yourself a pardner ! ``

'' Yeehaw ! Let 's sign the mess with a kiss. ``

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