Nozzer In Rome .
Ancient Italian capital, about 0 BC
"Oi Nozzer, what you at spouse ?"print Susan Brownell Anthony shouted above the clamouring of a engaged Rome morning.
"Off down the Colloseum tone of voice,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish George Herbert Mead and a new batch of Angle slaves."
"speech sound near, I'll tell Julie,"Gospel According to Mark Anthony replied.
"Call me Julie again and your foreland will join those of the Huns on the spikes above the city Bill Gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.
"All right keep your pate on,"Mark Susan Anthony replied,"Do you reckon they got any virgins Nozzer ?"
"Six weeks in a boat with a bunch of randy oarsman, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the Angles vociferation"Es Sex"what ever that is."
"rightfulness,"Mark Antony agreed.
"Anyway I thought you had a unconstipated nonsense up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.
"Oh yeah, slap-up, great compexion, great in the discharge but she bathes in Equus asinus Milk and stinks like a bloody donkey,"Mark Anthony replied.
"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"
Nozzer called in on his Ilex paraguariensis Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing match ?"he called.
senior high school above the level of the Sistine Chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold board having a kip and sleping off a heavy dark on the mead and ale.
"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"Keep the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."
"It's the paint fellow, you want to use lead not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to remove a calendar week, two pelage of briliant whiten they said."
"Paraguay tea, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old R-2 like."
"All rightfield for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa Lighthouse ?"
"Every fucking body heard about Pisa lighthouse, started keeling over so they put a twist in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."
"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"fuck you too."
The Colloseum was meddlesome, every puss and his mate was there eyeing up the new slaves.
Some was naked, the Angles and frog was so wan they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabian had to be kept under cover or they blacked up, near was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.
"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.
"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.
"From Mytilene or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.
"goofball,"the bloke answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"
"Oh a squeamish bird, say twenty one, blonde, big melon vine,"Nozzer replied.
"How much you got ?"the bloke queried.
"Fifty, fifty dollar bill five at a button,"Nozzer offered.
"fountainhead you can receive her,"he pointed to a beautiful angle backer,"From Wessex, beautiful young lady, fucks like an saint,"he taunted,"For one hour for fifty."
"I want's a house slave,"Nozzer explained.
"For fucking L, you wan na get tangible first mate,"the blighter replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a furrow old hag.
"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.
"brand up yer mind, bawd or scrubber, cleaner."the fellow sighed exasperated.
"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.
"That's a have sex wife, don't go there mate they're trouble,"the bloke advised before he saw some other mug and fucked off to con him instead.
Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some woman hollered, pointing at half a dozen naked cuss tied up in a pen.
Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.
"facial expression like you been taking reward,"Nozzer quipped.
"Every one-half hr, get along and see the show,"she offered.
"For fucks sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"
"No ?"says the char as she grabs the nearest slave's cock and starts wanking it,"You sure ?"
"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.
"Then why you getting a tough on ?"she asked,"You want me to wank your little prick instead ?"she asked.
Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a Tent pole was pushing it out,"Fuck !"he said out loud.
The womanhood suddenly left her slave and stuck her hired hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean pant but they was in the dry wash so he had come out without any.
"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"pentad Sirstes to construct you cum or I'll rip it out by the ascendent for free."
Nozzer liked it rough,"Rip it out by the ascendent,"he requested,"Please."
She dropped him like a pellet,"shtup off deviant !"she said abruptly.
"Me a fucking perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks striver in public ten times a day !"
"20 on a good day,"she smiled.
Nozzer shook his head and went round to see the animals. Andreas the Lion Tamer was looking worried.
"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.
"roll in the hay Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his lions feet,"Gone septic, look."
Nozzer was dolt but not stuid enough to get in a Lions batting cage to look at an taint foot at social lion's lunch clip, which was basically any clip a Lion wasn't actually a kip.
"looking at bad,"Nozzer agreed.
"Poor sodomist's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with Tomato sauce cowering naked at the back of the cage.
"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.
"Oh great help,"Andy replied.
"What odds on him winning Fri ?"Nozzer asked.
Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a dead cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a all-fired leage."
Nozzer nodded and went to mark off out the Chariots for Sabbatum race. His mate Benner was working on his two horse chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a huge mallet.
"shtup sake Benner you'll bust it mate,"Nozzer cautioned
"I don't fucking fear if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the submission to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."
"Too practically fucking information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."
Nozzer was bored, he worked Night working out the future from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few minute of arc a couple of times a calendar month and pipe dream up some load of bolloks to tell the twat down the Senate. Writing it up was the worst, three roll all the like for different departments. Anyroad it thump Lion Taming and being a Gladiator.
He wandered up the Temple of Vesta to have a bit of banter with the"Vestal Virgins."
There was a bit of a disturbance. Some fowl was getting chucked out of a a side door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.
Nozzer wandered up to wedge his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.
"nooky off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"
"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.
"Bloody beef have chucked me out, me dad will have a fit,"she stormed.
"But why ?"Nozzer asked.
"Do I have to quarter a moving picture ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."
"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.
"I was having a crafty wank and got carried away,"she said.
"You are Analise ?"he enquired.
"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the Temple, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.
"I shouldn't judgment as it happens,"Nozzer replied.
"Well forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."
"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."
"In your bed ?"she asked.
"If you like,"he smiled.
"And if I don't ?"she asked
"You can slumber on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.
"Oh well beggars can't be picker,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre holding,"Lead on."
Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunk up with a slave and got tod to fuck off by free cleaning woman but suddenly here was a snort what was up for it. He should have sensed a lying in wait but his mind was definitely switched off and his bollocks firmly in control.
"Failed monthly review, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"
"Bored, I was looking for family slave to keep the house clean and that."he explained.
"And that ?"she asked.
"That,"he agreed.
"phone like you need a wife,"she suggested.
"Right, so where do I happen a wife ?"he asked.
"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.
"Oh, looking at I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.
"Yes of course I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.
Nozzer was shocked,"Look"he said.
"Oh, lets get round your place and consumate it !"Analise taunted.
Nozzer warmed to the approximation. Analise offered up a silent orison, Nozzer wasn't the practiced catch but his bed beat sleeping on the cobble of the Autostrada.
In just a few minutes they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.
"Do you like what you see ?"she simpered.
"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his dick spoke for him.
"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front man of his toga procession propelled by his knob end, she had serious dubiousness that something that big would actually fit inside her.
She sat on the edge of the table, spread her legs, closed her center and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.
"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.
Her pussy began to sense moist. She kept her eyes tightly closed so she didn't have to search at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.
A searing bother wracked her mind as Nozzer brutally shoved his meat into her soft yielding pussy,"Awww, that fucking suffering !"she railed.
"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."
"In your have it away dreams mate you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the pain was subsiding.
Actually it was starting to feel quite skillful, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her eyes, to be honest Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.
"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.
"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.
Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that love juice shot up inside her,"What the piece of tail's going on."she asked.
"Just shot me adulterate deary,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."
"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.
"till I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then biz on round of drinks two."
"In your aspiration,"she replied,"Anyway we have to tell Daddy we're engaged."
Too late Nozzer sensed the gob,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"
"Oh you heartless fucking savage,"she wailed putting on a decent display of Nile Crocodile rip,"Professing that you love me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."
"Nice one,"I suppose next off you'll be telling Daddy I fucking forced you ?"
"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.
"fountainhead rustle up a one-half nice Dowry and I'll screw marry you,"Nozzer offered.
"shaft head, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too stone-broke to pay a decent dowery,"Annie replied.
"Oh well let's see what he's offering,"Nozzer offered,"On the other bridge player lets not, I got another stiffy. On your vertebral column wench, it's your lucky day ! ”