It is 1879 and my hunting for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorsill with maria my serving maid.

Maria

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The last crumb of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dregs of embrasure had long since passed my rim.

The serving bird waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the amah,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a interrogative,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your kernel will bust you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the earth ent been sort to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being audacious deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be maestro,"she said,"But you forget all whimsey of poking me for my mam reckons you be me beginner and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still wet-nurse my penis and submit me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and masturbate your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morn the rock difficult bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter eternal sleep, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road one shot it were only gods honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on nuisance of sack ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'early than have your slimy custody all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not unworthy,"I insisted,"They are subdued from years of faineance while yours are hard and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn philia is unvoiced from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not love your berth do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"egg laying abed all day like some enfeebled stately woman ?"I queried.

"That's properly, I should not excite until after the noontide bell rang across the meadow from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"Back to ferment and think on what I said."

I was deeply spite and yet lofty. If she were my daughter she had a flavour I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could sustain forced her, but I feared a charge or a knee in the groin would be the termination, so I bided my time.

It came with the succeeding shot party. I had tiffin set out in the barn and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party friend and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stocks brought and erected in the barn for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the design was soon to be made clear,"maria,"I ordered the maid who was busy serving food and drink to the assembled throng,"Come here please."

I had a brace of trusted feller on hand."What's up master key ?"she said insolently.

"You were very rude then early day daughter, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a Nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the gunstock for a decent rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to resign and she still struggled even when her head and limb was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to denude her backside.

"No have it off your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to amount to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man diddly confront to sample you."

"Rather that than ingest your slimy hired man all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"mare laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mil rather than impact her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First prison term for everything,"I pointed out,"seed on lad, don't let the position down."

Maria's skirt had fallen across her tush once more so I lofted it again to divulge her quite alluring tail end and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor people Lad, no Sooner was his member out of his knee pants and in Maria's chuff than he shot his deadbolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Maria queried,"hoot me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it charwoman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his phallus menacingly,"I've a component part of thoroughly English oak for thee that thee'l not blank out for a while."

Poor Maria her middle near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her headway,"I would have been Thomas More placate,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a splintering crash and the bloodline post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The unharmed thing slewed around a quarter turn. poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and mare had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to pop I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was little the worse for wear and after I had a dry quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of brisk straw and laid there open legged with all her womanly magical spell displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two pence piffling uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an cocotte might as well get paid for it."

"Capital estimate my dear,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My brain raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the shank and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seeded player within her, some used the brown hole turning her on her presence for some strange cause but clearly she liked it from the shriek of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the Christian church cash register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six calendar month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entry this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the enigma of how to find a chaste amah to serve me, and now through sheer betise I had thrown away the probability to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedchamber door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to bear in mind her own damn concern,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right miserable when you be frustered,"Calophyllum longifolium sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your geological fault though you were incredibly raw,"I countered.

"feeling does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me pap,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to reveal her lithe young body shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you have it off of cocks ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a funfair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my penis. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mr. tool,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go subterfuge,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that flavor unspoilt,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

thing were happening fast, too fast,"Get the sleeping room pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the shit bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all unit of ammunition if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See lots nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my bit to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an backbreaking not like yourn."

"Oh my bosom bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying sea captain ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee Sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep mare,"I insisted.

"Good nighttime my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the rib or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”