`` Yeah, yeah, '' I said, a piddling annoyed. `` Getting up. ``

'' You better ! '' A fellow interpreter resounded. `` You got a total ride to the best technology college in the nation, and you 're going to neglect orientation ! ``

'' You 're right, Reina. '' I mumbled. `` Always right. ``

'' Of track I 'm fucking right. You get to go to college, while I 'm stuck in high up school ! '' Reina tossed her blonde pilus, parting it to her bequeath side.

'' Do n't let mom overtake you talking like that, '' I tossed my mantle on the trading floor. `` You know how she gets. '' Mom is the stereotypical helicopter mom, who screams at having soup-strainer in the wrongfulness order.

'' Only when she is n't out with Jared… '' she said, laughing through her hands.

'' Not funny. '' Mom had caused a divorce due to her unfaithfulness with my old Gallic teacher. `` Too soon. ``

'' Sorry. '' She cleared her throat. `` nutrient 's on the table. ``

'' Thanks. See you in five, '' I stood up as she closed the door.

///

'' Aww truelove ! It 's your 1st day of college ! '' Mom set my plate of blueberry waffles in front of me. `` Can I drive you ? ``

'' Umm, '' I said through a bite, `` I think I can drive- ''

'' Can I motor you ? '' She cut me off. This kind of littleness only came after the divorce and her having to take on on the character of a `` I mother of two hooligan stripling ''.

'' Yeah, exquisitely. '' I submitted. I 've learned to choose what battles I want to defend, and this one really is n't worth the trouble.

'' We all can hold my car ! '' She said happily.

'' We all ? '' My Sister put down her speech sound for a second. `` You know, the schoolhouse bus is liberal, and it will redeem you the gas money, plus- ''

'' Do n't worry, I called in and said you have a doctor 's fitting, '' She interrupted Reina, `` You do n't desire to miss your big Brother 's preference, do you ? ``

'' The orientation is during my lunch gap. I thought we talked about- ''

'' If you were n't on your earphone so damn much, you 'd want to spend some home meter exploring the college with us ! '' She turned uncongenial like an oil truck in a wildfire. `` throw me your phone ! ``

'' Fine, Lorelai. Here you go. '' She slid her phone across the table.

'' Thank you for not arguing ! '' She turned bubbly again. `` And I 'm your mother, call up me as so. ``

'' Ok…. Mom. '' Reina said, grabbing her now hollow plate plate and standing up. `` ding ? '' She held out her hand.

'' Thanks, Rei. '' I said as I handed her my plate as i shoveled the live on bites into my mouth.

'' Reina ? '' Mom said, lifting up her plate and turning it towards her direction.

'' See you in a bit, Nick. '' She flat out discount her.

'' Nickolai ? ''

'' Sorry mom, I got ta go get ready '' I said, already halfway up the steps by the time she said my name. `` See you in 20. ''

'' Oh… ok. '' I would 've felt sorry for her, but she abused that sympathy two months ago when she fucked Mr. Cypress.

I opened my room threshold, and got a whiff of nasty body odor. After giving my axillary cavity a sniff, my human face cringed and I grabbed my clothes and headed for the exhibitioner.

As soon as the hot water hit my back, the door swung unfastened. I knew instantly who it was.

'' Hey Rei, ''

'' How 'd you know it 's me ? '' She hit the curtain, spraying the cold, leftover water on me.

'' Mom whack, then bursts in. '' I said after jumping from the cold water.

'' Ahh ''

'' So what do you need ? ``

'' I want to put on makeup, '' That 's interesting, because she never usually puts make-up on. `` I have an event to go to. ``

'' You never put on makeup. ''

'' I never need it. This face is beautiful as is ! '' That 's her eminent ego kicking in. I wish I had a heights ego. That must be nice.

'' You could n't use the early bathroom ? '' I kinda enjoy my seclusion, and Rei was invading it. I began to rub soap on my face.

'' No, because that one does n't have a sauna, '' a humble quip to me showering, `` my constitution is in here, and mom 's in the other one. ``

'' That 's fair. '' I said. After about ten minutes, she left, and I immediately hopped out of the cascade. After putting on my wearing apparel and straightened out my hair, I was ready.

///

'' Got everything ? '' mother called out, sitting in the number one wood 's seat of my SUV, even though she said we 'd use her minivan. Whatever. Soon enough, we were on the road. About an hour and a half later, we arrived at DT University, and we met up with my access counselor.

'' Welcome to DTU Tech Campus ! '' She said. She was a decently looking woman, probably in her late XX. `` I am Ms. Weissman. Unfortunately, I wo n't be able to be leading this go today- ''

'' Excuse me, but we came all of the way out here- '' Mom started.

'' Never mind that, '' I shot a spotlight at mom, which I do n't do very often, `` We are ok. Continue ? ``

'' Anyways, I 'm sorry that I ca n't be leading this tour as I have former things… ''

'' Try that again and you 're grounded, young man. '' Mom whispered, barely loud enough for me to hear.

'' Ground me while you can, '' I was n't about to ruin my non-existent reputation by having a eggbeater mom decide what I want and do n't want.

'' ... So to direct this spell I have someone that you are conversant with. Ethan Volpe ? '' No way. My one friend from highschool school. He was the jockstrap and I was the grind. I do n't do it how he pulled coming to this school off, but somehow, he 's here. She stepped aside, and there he was.

'' Nickolai ! Been waiting for you man ! '' I brought him in for a hug. `` This your fellowship ? '' He whispered, and I only nodded. I was too lost for tidings to even try to open my mouth. `` Both your sister and your mom are bombshells. You hit that yet ? ``

'' Ewww ! ! '' I push off of him. One matter I do n't drop is his soiled caper. `` This is my mom Lorelai and my sister Reina. ''

'' Nice to met you, desire my son is n't getting the wrong approximation from you, '' My mom completely ruined the minute.

'' No, Mrs Lionheart, not at all. Been on the straight person and constringe. ``

'' Good. Glad to know he has some accompaniment. ``

'' My turn ! '' Rei stepped forward. `` My gens is Reina, but just forebode me Rei. ``

'' Nice to meet you Rei ! What grade are you in ? ``

'' I 'm a senior in high school. I 'm planning on going to some sort of war machine while attending college. Probably going to major in mechanical engineering. I do n't know yet. ``

'' Well, it 's only winter term, so you do n't make to rush yourself too much. They do n't want me to secernate you this, but arrive at a decision that makes you happy, it does n't have to be DTU, just at the end of the day, it 's you who is going to college. '' Sometimes I wonder how such a magnetic and widely known person picked mortal like me. `` Anyways, let 's get on with the tour. ``

///

Most of the tour of duty was meaningless. Our live full stop was the hall. The one thing I was most sex for, because I get a undivided sleeping accommodation to myself.

'' last-place period, the hall. '' My mom was super entranced in everything this college had to declare oneself, taking pictures like we were holidaymaker, but my sister simply was n't having it. She was toying around on my phone, as mom still had Rei 's in her purse.

'' These are the entrant dorms, '' Ethan said as he stopped, pointing to it from the curbing we were standing on, `` but I saw your application and changed your keep position to be bunked with me in the senior dorms. Instead of sustenance in your typical dormhouse, you 'll be living with me in a campus apartment. ''

I was skeptical, due to his nature of pulling either well-thought, or blatantly obvious prank. `` You sure dude ? This is n't one of your jokes ? ''

'' Not in the slightest. Perks of being an admissions intern. Favor from yours truly. '' His face was beaming with joy.

'' good story, because I moved all my stuff and nonsense here concluding week. '' I raised an eyebrow while holding a three pin key.

'' Funny, because I spent ten hours of my resign time this week moving you in '' he tossed a seven pin key to me and began walking.

Five buildings down and four staircases up, he unlocked a doorway to flat 7154. It looked like an apartment from an advertisement. Everything was spotless. `` I did the shore leave of cleaning the place. Hope it was worth it, ''

'' Oh, it totally is, '' I stammered out, barely keeping my jaw off the floor.

'' And to ease your doubts, Mrs Lionheart, we can go talk to the RA, and you can ask her all the interrogative sentence you 'd like. By the way, as you two are admiring the room, '' he was talking about me and Rei, `` the orientation starts in thirty. I 'll see you there, I will have bum saved, and the freshman grade rep will make instructions for you. ``

'' Bye guy cable, be safety ! '' Mom said.

'' Ok Laurie, '' Rei responded.

'' Watch it, young lady ! '' She scolded. Ethan chuckled and closed the doorway, leaving me and Rei alone in the apartment.

'' I 'm going to go contract a shower. '' She said abruptly after about thirty second base had passed.

'' What do you think of 'you 're going to take a cascade'? '' Who does that type of thing in this office ?

'' I mean, I did n't get a chance to pick out one, and I wan na see how good the shower bath are. ''

'' What if Ethan comes back ? Or worse, Mom ? ``

'' That bitch is still talking the R-whatever 's ear off. There is no way she 'd be done while I 'm in the shower. I have a right 15-20 minutes. Now, where is your bathroom ? '' She started opening random doors.

'' I have no clue, I just got- ''

'' Found it ! one-third door on the right ! '' She dashed into the door.

'' Hey ! '' What was going on finally clicked. I ran over to the can, bursting open the door, only to see her almost fully raw. I was frozen. All she was wearing was a pair of skimpy red pantie. Now I knew she was grown up and matured, but I never really saw her as a woman. Her large tits were on full show, each one death to be sucked. And her categoric, slightly toned stomach lead-in to her widened hips and her thick thighs, which one would wear was complemented by enough ass for twenty-four hours. And to top it all off, her wavy dye blonde hair only highlighted the curves of her body. Once I came back to reality, I slammed the door shut.

'' I 'm so sorry ... I did n't know you 'd be… '' I stammered. I have n't seen her naked since she was a picayune toddler.

I heard her gag from the other end of the door. `` I 've learned to be prompt. But succeeding metre knock. ''

'' Says you ! '' I snapped back at her.

'' Ha, ha. Very comic. At least I wait until you 're in the shower before I kick the threshold in. ``

'' Hey ! that 's not- '' Then I heard the body of water start and her number hum. She completely drowned me out. Whatever. Hopefully, she 'll remember twice about kicking the door in. Paybacks a bitch, huh ? But I had to get my mind off of my little sister. I ca n't be thinking of her like that, with her slender shank I would love to enfold my hand around and… And… I felt it. My dick awakening. This is not good. I 'm fucking lewding my sister !

'' God fucking damnit ! '' I cursed under my breath. I was at a half-chub. There was no way she would n't discover. I had to get rid of it. With a decently rushed plan, I started searching for my room, only to find out a room with everything I had in my residence hall, exactly how I left it.

'' Thanks Ethan, you really did me a strong. '' I said as I jumped into my bed, grabbed my box of tissues and lowered down my pants, just enough so I could steal them back on, but far enough that I could achieve my cock, which was throbbing at this point. I reached down and laid my hand on my calamus, ready to do what needed to be done.

///

'' You like what you see ? '' She said as I stared at her in all of her glory.

'' Uhhh, I should n't be looking. I 'm just going to- '' I started to walk backwards as she raised a mitt to work with her huge, perky tits.

'' It would n't be much of a welcoming talent if you did n't enjoy it, '' she shifted her waiting to her go forth side and moaned a little. `` Come on, live a little ! '' she said as she had one hired man tweaking her nipple while the other shoved its way into her panties.

///

I could n't take away it anymore. My hand was a blur, and I was going to burst forth any second. I held the plenty of tissues near the tip and just let relax. I moaned quietly, as to not alert my sister as to what I was doing. As soon as my orgasm subsided, I noticed the house was silent. Shit. That means she 's done in the exhibitor. Fuck. I rushed to lift up my pants, form out my fuzz and deal with this cum-filled wad of tissue. I could n't just flush it, Rei was in the lavatory, so I just threw it in the little methamphetamine hydrochloride bin by my desk. Not thirty second base later, Rei knocks on the threshold.

'' Yes ? '' The door creaked open.

'' Hi, uhh… '' all she was dressed in was a towel, barely being held up by her boobs. `` My bag is in your room. Can I come in to grab it ? ''

'' indisputable. '' I said. `` How 'd you know this was my room ? ''

'' That 's your computer, right ? ''

'' Fair enough. '' My computer did n't really look like a computer, but that 's beside the degree. Rei opened the door the rest of the way and I noticed that the towel barely covered her rosehip. `` You know…. You know what ? Never nous. '' I was going to comment on it but decided not to.

Her oral sex tilted to the side of meat, almost like a small pup would.

'' Kinda singular, wo n't pursue. '' She scanned the room. `` I 'm moderately for sure I threw it in here… I mean… I might've… '' she walked to the center of the elbow room.

'' Is that it ? '' I noticed her bag on the other side of meat of the door.

'' Oh shoot. Did n't see that on the way in. '' She turned around and grabbed the bag, bending over just far adequate that I could see the edge of her ass. `` Cya Nick ! ``

As the threshold closed I let out a foresighted sigh. I pulled out my phone to browse social metier so I could distract myself for a bit.

After some time, I got bored of my telephone and decided to stare out the balcony. I opened up the sliding spyglass door to be greeted by fowl singing through the calm woodland air.

'' You do deliver a nice situation though. '' I jumped six inches into the air. `` Been liking this balcony. '' Rei was leaning over the railing, staring off into the trees.

'' Yeah, I could seriously get used to this, '' I said. `` Do n't you accept to go back to- '' Oh yeah. Mom pulled her out of schooltime. `` Nevermind. You do n't make school. But now I do, I guess. '' I hunched over beside her.

'' Yeah, I 'll miss seeing your frightful face after school. ''

'' I 'll miss seeing you too. And I 'm only an hour and a half away, so you can just contract my car and come see this ugly cheek every weekend if you wanted too. I wo n't demand it for a while, and I 'm probably going to get that sports bike I 've been saving up for. '' I just needed to do the driving test.

tactual sensation my telephone vibrate I fished it out of my pocket. `` But you know what I wo n't miss ? Mom. '' I answered her call, knowing exactly what she wanted.

'' howdy ? '' So did Rei, because she was already starting to seize her things.

'' Hi, we will be right there soon. '' I responded

'' Good. That 's what I thought. '' nooky her.

///

'' Took you long enough. '' She said the moment the elevator opened and she saw us.

'' Where 's Ethan ? '' I sighed. I could n't take much More of her bullshit. I have a limit you know.

'' Soo I see you were n't paying attention, '' she said condescendingly. `` Ethan said he 'd see us at orientation, and you 're lucky he showed me the way. '' She started walking away.

'' One more hour, '' I whispered to Rei, and she rolled her eyes and we both followed mom. One more hour until I could put away the door and say adios.

The next twenty min were a blur to say the to the lowest degree. We approached the venue, shook some manpower, threw on some clothes, and mom and Rei went to one line, while I went to another. As soon as I got into the line, a person tapped on my shoulder.

'' Nervous ? '' I jumped and spun to see some random little girl right behind me

'' A little, '' I stammered out. I turned to front down the communication channel and there was a guy with a clipboard talking to each mortal, and he was getting cheeseparing and closer. Maybe I was in the wrong line. Maybe I was-

'' well you 're kinda quiver. '' She giggled a fiddling bit.

'' Yeah, my anxiousness is kicking in. '' The fashion plate was talking to the someone right in front of me. `` Expected when we have to cave in a oral communication. ``

'' delivery ? Only the top educatee give speeches ! ``

'' Name ? '' The dude interrupted her.

'' Nickolai Lionheart ! '' I blurted out.

'' You go stand over there. '' He pointed to a taped off field. Great. Now the nerd is getting special treatment. What a great start to my repute.

'' wait. You 're Nickolai ? Nerdolai ? '' She seemed lost for countersign, and I did n't wan na waiting money box she found any. I rushed to my spot and just stood there and waited. Waited and watched the channel shorten. And contract some more until the business was gone.

'' Ok, Mr Lionheart. You 're up ! '' Shit. shite piece of tail. turd fuck bitch.

'' Oh alright. '' No ! It 's not have a go at it alright. Turn back now ! I do n't need this ! I can crawl back home and just body of work on the newest update for my package, but noooooooo. I just had to apply for college. waiting. Is that a microphone ? Of course of instruction it is ! I have to give a fucking speech !

'' Ahem. '' No ! Stop ! Why wo n't my metrical unit fucking move ? ! `` My name is Nickolai Lionheart, '' fuck fuck have a go at it fuck piece of ass fuck fuck !

'' WHOOO ! ! ! ! THAT 'S MY BABY ! '' diddlysquat mom. Really had to yell that out in silence, huh ?

'' And there 's my female parent. '' The audience started laughing. `` Anyways, everyone before me probably talked your ears off, so I 'm going to stay fresh my monologue kinda short for you. Pretty a good deal, this school is the embodiment of who I want to be, and I will, hopefully that is, enjoy every minute of it ! I know I do n't lie with well-nigh of you, but I 'm always down to meet new people ! '' Really got ta say the platitudinal, most embarrassing shit in the universe. Good fucking job. `` Anyways, that 's it. short circuit and sweet. I 'll take my leave-taking now. '' The interview started clapping. Why are they doing that ? It 's not like I 've touched their hearts in slipway they never would hold dreamed of.

'' Short but honeyed ! '' The loudspeaker boomed. `` Powerful words set by the person who scored eminent in our entranceway exams than the three decade record holder ! '' The gang got even louder.

Wait.

I was the highest scoring ? I knew I was top twenty, but highest ? Oh no, I am now the biggest dweeb outta thirty yr. Not upright. I need to leave ! No, not take a bow, leave !

'' I 'm commonplace from all the tours and introductions, and you probably are too, so go get some nutrient from the food go-cart and we will prognosticate it a day ! '' The interpreter on the loudspeakers rang out. I did n't care about any intellectual nourishment handcart, I just wanted to get lost in the crowd. As soon as I did, I called Reina.

'' Huh. 'short but dessert'and actually meant it. I 'm surprised. Wasted two and a one-half hours waiting on you to produce a thirty second manner of speaking. respectable affair it was only thirty seconds, lawsuit I could see you earthquaking from here. Where are you by the way ? ``

'' Hi, and I 'm in the midpoint of the moshpit. But I 'll head back to the stage. '' I said, calming down

'' sang-froid. I 'll miss mom. '' I heard her say `` bye ! '' In the background as wind blew at her phone.

'' Sounds like a programme, '' I said laughing. Getting into a bunch is well-heeled. Getting out of it heading in the discipline way is the crafty piece. I knew I was n't heading in the right direction when I heard

'' REINA ANGELA LIONHEART ! IF YOU DO N'T GET BACK THIS INSTANT IT 'S going away TO BE TWO WEEKS ! ''

'' Oh hi mom. ``

'' Hi sweetie ! Nice words, but have you seen Reina ? ''

'' She said for you to assemble her at the nutrient pushcart. Something not very well-behaved by the sound of it. ''

'' Ooo I swear, when I get my hands on her- '' she grumbled `` thanks sweetie ! '' She weaseled her way after her. I spun on my heels and headed the precise opposite of her, walking through the crowd towards the microscope stage. As I was shoving past a blonde, I felt a tap on my shoulders.

'' We need to go, we are n't safe here. Five arcminute. '' It was Ethan.

'' Aha, very mirthful. Good joke. Totally laughing. '' I 've had his 'oh no, we are all going to die unless we down three shots each !'shenanigans before.

'' No, Now. '' He grabbed my arm and pulled me through the crew and into a small alleyway. Then kicked undecided the door and dragged me in.

'' I 'm sorry man. I did n't signify to get behind you into this. '' He turned around and kept his eyes glued to the level. The floor of a wickedness room where the only light came from the alleyway.

'' pull me into what ? What 's you do now Etha-ACK ! '' I felt arms like a vice wrapper around my pharynx. I started feeling fuzzy much ready than I thought I would be. The sounds of the orientation grew quieter and my vision started to release black-market until that 's all there was. darkness and silence and numbness.

//

'' We offer to you, and only you. Our one true god. Please take this person forfeiture as our salvation for the sinning we have committed. '' I slowly opened my eyes to see a elbow room where candle lit the rotary of citizenry surrounding apart chalk draft on the base. I could only assume it was a circle of people, because I could only see three of the black robed design. As I tried to turn over my physical structure to actually check if it was a circle of people around me, I felt an abnormally tight electrical resistance. Great. What form of sacrificial rite would n't get a soul tied to a chair and their mouth taped ? Hmmm. It could be one of Ethan 's elaborate pranks, but Ethan does n't bear the great unwashed choke me out and tie me to a chair. This is real. Oh shit, it 's real.

'' Etharanai, '' I hear behind me as the individual in front of me flinches. `` It 's your turn for the low gear gift, '' the hooded physical body lurches up and contorts for a bit.

'' For the get-go gift, the profligate of a heartborn, '' a companion voice resounded. Pulling out a jeweled spiral dagger, `` via a Jagdkommando. '' He walked towards me, pointing the twisted, helix knife towards me. Any sort of notion that this was pretender just disappeared. This was too far. I have to leave. I started struggling in the death chair, trying to tip it over. As I felt it start to tip, it jolted right-hand back on all four legs.

'' We ca n't stimulate our little offering leave us when we just got to the in effect part, '' a woman chuckled. `` ETHAN ! '' I just noticed the knife bearer was standing still. `` If you wo n't do it I will ! ``

That 's Ethan ? `` Ethan, you 're going to be in so much shit when I get out of this R-2 ! '' I would have said, but the tape over my mouth just made `` MMM '' and `` HMMH '' sounds instead of existent speech. Ethan took one Sir Thomas More footfall, and pain sensation seared from my shank as I screamed out feeling the most torturing pain sensation I have ever felt in my life story. I looked down to see the knife buried to the hilt in my downhearted abdominal cavity. And the red jewels glowing.

'' Lydia ? You know what to do, ''

'' Finally ! My turn ! '' The bitch who seemed eager to stab me seemed to be thrilled for whatever was next. And to be completely true, I did n't want to know what was future. My pipe dream came confessedly as I was whacked in the head by something and I completely blacked out.

//

'' wake up, unseasoned one. '' I heard a flaccid, warm representative. You know, one of those mystifying ones womanhood could n't get enough of.

I rubbed my heart. Wait. I rubbed my center. That means I 'm not tied up. Does that entail `` it 's over ? Am I… ''

'' Dead ? Yes. Definitely. '' I heard papers flipping. `` Nickolai Samuel Lionheart. Age 19 and 47 twenty-four hours at time of death. ``

I opened my eyes, slowly I might add, and saw the bright Theodore Harold White prime dotting vast plains, with great oak Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree scattered sparingly. My center settled on the one marble desk with a stately Au clipping in the vast majority of nature. It felt… unnerving. `` Yeah, that 's me. '' I lifted myself into a sitting position.

'' Can I bear on ? '' The small bearded man looked up from his manilla envelope. He started ransacking the brochure. `` giving birth defects… hypogeusia. Never tasted Henry Sweet, huh ? ``

'' Nope. I never liked halloween either. ``

'' I can see that, '' The slight man cracked up and let out a slight smile

'' Besides your abnormally high IQ level and pure recall, I do n't see why you would end up here. '' He started itching his beard.

'' And where is 'here'? '' I narrowed my eyes.

'' LORR. Edwin Herbert Land of Reconstruction/Rebirth. '' He started searching through his desk while saying `` Lionheart '' repeatedly.

He started getting more enthusiastic with his searching. `` Could be a bug in the arrangement. mightiness have to send you to Final sagacity. Lionheart, Lionheart… '' he slammed his drawer and rolled his eyes. He held his veracious hand in the air above his head and snapped his left fingers.

A loud pop sounded and a folder appeared in his hands that was labeled 'LIONHEART'with a black stamp. `` Doing some magic tricks, man of well taste sensation ! '' I snorted

'' Not magic. '' He opened the new folder. `` Let me do my job and you… Woah… '' His eyes widened. `` Your soulfulness forte is off the charts ! No wonderment you died by illegitimate ritual killing ! I 'm going to be the best principal in the Afterlife ! ''

'' Fuck you. ``

'' D'rather not. Thanks. '' He looked back at a newspaper and slapped it `` We can shape with this. Turns out, maybe you will be reborn. But it will cost you. ``

'' I 'm fucking dead. What do I have to give you ? ''

'' person strength ! '' He licked his lip. `` Of grade we translate it into coins for ease of trading between client and dealer. ``

'' How much would it be me to be reborn ? '' This guy already seems rather shady.

'' 700 somebody coins for the basic software. ``

'' And how many soul coins do I experience ? ``

'' 1000 ''

'' That really does n't seem that often, and you said I had an 'off the charts'soul strength. Are you lying to me ? ``

'' I am a holy heavenly being. I am incapable of lying. ``

'' Incapable, huh ? ``

'' Yep, ''

'' And how much did you say it costs ? ``

'' 700 ''

'' How much does it really cost for an average soul ? ``

His face grew tomato red. `` 100 '' he said quietly.

'' So you lied. ''

'' I did not ! You asked me how much would it cost you, not the ordinary individual ! thaumaturgy is not lying. ``

'' How much would the in force packet cost the mean person ? ``

'' The most extravagant parcel I 've ever heard of sold for 450, and they chose their nativity parents within time stop and mixer course. Plus, they kept all of their storage from their past tense life. ``

'' I want that, plus I want to pick my slipstream. ``

'' Ooo, ouch. I never said I offer that bundle. I just said I 've seen it before. ``

'' You 're not in control of the situation here, old man, ''

'' Of course I am, you need me to be- ''

'' HEY, IVE GOT 1000 COINS AND zilch TO SPEND IT ON ! ! ``

'' Alright, alright, alright. Fine. 800. '' He started scribbling on a scroll. `` 800, and a 2 per decennium rate for 4 -½ years.

'' 450 with no extra costs. '' I was going to get a depress raft or better. After all, he needed my business.

'' 525. '' he raised an eyebrow

'' Make that 400. ``

'' 425 ? ``

'' 350. ``

'' Four twenty-five is my final pass ''

'' IM PRACTICALLY giving THEM AWAY ! ''

'' Fine ! Ugh ! 350. I 'll learn it. '' He handed me the scroll. `` Just sign here. ``

As I looked through the curlicue, I noticed that there was no blank space to put my race down. Everything else was there. `` Missing something. Where 's the area to put down my race ? And there are a whole lot of hidden fees I never approved of. Like a golfing fee of 3 soul coins a decade. Or an colonnade donation of 400 coins. Would you wish me to proceed ? ``

'' I have no clue what you 're talking about. '' He sat there with his hands locked and elbows on the desk. I gave him a `` are you fucking kidding me '' look and took a deep, obnoxiously brassy breathing time in. `` ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. You need to break with that. '' He snapped his fingerbreadth and the plaza for my race appeared and the fees kinda faded out. Kinda like they were invisible ink.

'' I want all fees gone. Not just to the peak where I ca n't see them. I want them gone. '' He scoffed and snapped his fingers again. happy with the scroll, I signed it and handed it back, and he signed it immediately.

'' delay. bear on a second. '' He stopped after he put his pen away. `` That says kitsune. ``

'' You are redress. ''

'' That 's a godly airstream, you know that right ? ``

'' Yep ''

'' You know that will cost you too much, right ? The cheapest kitsune rebirth is 40,000 soul coins and you only have 1k. Plus, the balance of your pre-birth de***********ion adds a 275 % multiplier on that. ''

'' well then, I got a damn good deal, huh. ``

'' No you did n't you still have to pay. Someone has to. ``

'' Too late, contract is signed. You have about forty More seconds to reanimate me, otherwise I get a 10x refund of the net Charles Frederick Worth, as per the client guard clause written on that understanding. fuck you and your deceiving ass. ``

'' Oh my God. My foreman is gunna obliterate me, '' he snapped his digit .