Ravished by a Mob ?

The dark was still. The pushover barely rustled the leave of absence on the Tree. The audio of the flow trickling between the Rock 500 measure away was clearly hearable. The sky was readable and the lunar month shone its silvery light far across the meadows and hills.

Suddenly I heard a cry,"Help !"somewhere in the distance.

A plaintive cry. A young maiden.

It came from the woods.

I raised myself from my pole atop the garden bulwark. It was late, the wench might be in hassle so grok my tongue and jerkin I set forth in the direction of the sound.

"Help !"she wailed again, I hurried along as fast as I dared in the moonlight not knowing which pond of shadow was a pot cakehole to break the leg of the unwary and which held no danger.

Suddenly I was upon her. An Angel Falls in a E. B. White robe with a colored pelage covering it.

"Oh,"she said,"Is there only you ?"

"I heard your cry,"I explained,"Are you in suffering ?"

"Er, My pram was attacked by vagrant and I was lucky to take to the woods with my purity !"she declared.

"Are they chasing you ?"I asked,"Or why are you shouting ? why is your hair's-breadth still perfect and why have you not kick downstairs sweat."

"Oh for pities sake inquiry, questions, questions."she snapped.

Something is very wrong ! I decided.

"assistance !"she shouted.

"catch cheering, I am here,"I replied.

"And entirely useless I want men, several men,"she announced.

"Why ?"I asked,"There is no danger, I am here, you can stay on with me until tomorrow."

"Oh you are such an imbecile !"she protested,"Help !"

"Find you own way then,"I snapped and I turned and left her.

"Come back, assistant !"she shouted. I ignored her and carried on walking.

"Come back this instant !"she shouted.

"Save your breath,"I warned,"You will draw in the wolves."

She ran after me,"What is wrong with you ?"she demanded.

"Me, it is you that has lost your senses,"I replied,"I shall escort you to the village and save you safe."

"I don't want safe, I want men !"she squealed"And what do I get, the small town idiot !"

"Then the Inn should suit you very well,"I confirmed,"The Landlord keeps whores upstairs so perhaps he will let you bring a turn."

"Yes, excellent, do you think they will attack me, charge my clothes off and dishonour me ?"she asked eagerly.

"Probably not, they will all be drunk or gone,"I admitted.

"Then you will bear to do it,"she insisted.,"You will have to ravish me."

"I shall do no such thing,"I insisted.

"No matter no one will conceive you,"she simpered and with a rending speech sound she tore her nightgown,"aid !"she screamed.

"Oh really,"I protested,"I just don't need this."

"So ravish me, you may as well give birth some pleasure before I report you to the constable."she snapped.

"Why do you wish to be ravished ?"I asked.

"Er well I had a flirtation and I believe I may be with nipper,"she admitted,"So if I was attacked and ravished ..."

"And you would possess me sent to the gallows to ease this lie ?"I demanded.

"wellspring I had not really considered every implicationt,"she said,"But perhaps you could break away and become an outlaw ?"

"Its hardly clean is it ?"I asked,"What have I ever done to harm you."

"You insulted me greatly by refusing to delight me,"she insisted.

"I am saving my honour for my true dearest,"I said pompously.

"Lucky female child, who is she ?"she asked.

"I don't have a girl yet,"I admitted.

"Then, oh, why not ravish me ?"she demanded.

"I don't fondness you,"I lied.

She managed to unveil her left breast,"Are you trusted ?"she asked.

"No, not at all,"I insisted,"let get you to the pub, I am sure soul will oblige."

She put her titty away and we went to the Flyne Fox.

"You can't bring no tart in yer,"the Landlord challenged,"You be ent licensed."

"I am no tart !"the dame declared.

"fountainhead you scrubbed up well if thee's a bloke,"Old Tom chuckled,"Whats yours, a dry pint of Gin or a good fucking up thee's ass."

"ass up the ass please,"she said.

poor old Tom fell off his stool."Bugger me miss I were taking the weewee,"he apologised.

"I need a commodity seeing to !"she shouted,"Who wants to be first ?"

"Look like young Geoff had thee first ?"person suggested.

"No, I be saving myself,"I said.

"Not for my Lucy thee be ent, I sin thee lookin'at her, you keep the dirty mitts off."Old he-goat Barnes warned.

"Then what be damage Edward Young Geoff,"soul asked,"Thee got a liking for lad, thee want a tadger up thee ass ?"

"No !"I said,"I want someone special."

"And aren't I special enough ?"the wench asked as she dropped her gown to the level and stood naked before me.

"He just shot his lading in hos drawers !"Alf Keats laughed, and he pulled me breeches down.

My phallus betrayed me and stood proud in the candlelight

"sodomite me !"Sam Wilks gasped,"Our Bulls ent as big as that !"

"Gwan, do it !"mortal started saying.

"Do it, Do it !"they chanted.

The wench sat on the end of a table with her legs apart, someone grabbd me, somebody guided my phallus and next thing I was in heaven.

Well not quite side by side thing, It took about half a dozen attempts to actually get the the bulbous empurpled head of my appendage between her soft garden pink cunt lip and inscrutable into her insides.

She were very upright about it, made me feel rattling ripe by saying"Oh my lord it will never fit, stop it, it hurts., arrggahhh."but after a bid she went quiet when I had my fellow member powerful inside her.

"Oh my lord I shall never walk again,"she complained.

She had bit her lip and everything.

"Gerron wi it Geoff, there's other waiting,"mortal chided.

Is shot me go off, time after time I pumped her full of me stuff. dry pint of it I reckon.

"Happy now ?"I asked sarcastically

profligate trickled from hr mouth,"You Bastard !"she wailed,"You might have said you were completely abnormally oversized down there."

"Ah shut thee rattling wench,"Silas snapped,"Get yer laughing rigging round this !"and he jabbed his prick at her mouth as someone grabbed her tomentum and forced her to afford wide.

I had enough. I went home. I was nearly home when the Hue and Cry came storming over the Benny Hill. A bang-up possie of men on horse back.

"Oy, you there,"some fat twerp shouted,"The pushchair was attacked, have you seen the vernal lady Calthrop ?"

"No, not as I know of, thee near ask at the pub, all the blokes is there sampling a new tart the landlord just picked up from Barnsley or some such."I replied.

"Idiot !"the Horseman replied."They may be ravishing Miss Calthrop !"

"To the Pub !"he cried,"Er where is it ?"he asked.

"cycle the corner, first on the leftfield you can't miss it."I explained.

"Round the corner, first on the left field and bring that damned yokel."he shouted.

Someone grabbed me and off we went back to the pub.

"See,"I said pointing through the window"Sampling a new whore !"

She was naked set at the waist suckling individual's hammer while someone else stood behind poking her from behind. I couldn't see if it was in her womb or ass hole but she had her handwriting on the chas pelvic girdle as she sucked him so she didn't seem to be in any distraint or feel any urging to escape.

"commodity god its fille Katherine !"some jester interjected. He earned a slap across his face from the flat face of the leader's sword for his pains.

"Idiot !"the leader swore,"How can you mistake a street cocotte for my pricey daughter Katherine !"

"Er well it looks like her,"someone else said from a secure distance.

"Don't be ridiculous, you can not see her face."he snapped.

"Looks like her ass though,"someone muttered.

"Does a bit,"someone else agreed.

"How dare you !"the leader swore and he stormed into the pub, getting as far as the porch before the gobble door stopped him short."surface up in the figure of the overlord !"he shouted.

"We're closed, private party,"The landlord replied.

The door creaked and cracked as a beefy yeoman of the guard put his shouder to it, finally snapping off at the left slope where the hinges were and falling flat on the ground with a rending crash.

I watched through the window as masses looked around.

"Oi that's not bloody funny !"the Landlord cried.

"Oh god its my dad,"the wench gasped,"Stop, stop consonant I say !"

"Bit late to switch yer mind now Miss you been well fucked and that's for certain,"Silas informed her,"Keep thee clothes on and legs shut if thee don't want a fucking."

"Oh my god it is you !"the loss leader gasped,"You evil lying footling slut !"

"Hers quite well endowed,"someone muttered.

"Get off me,"she shouted nearly biting off the pathetic blighter cock in the process."They dragged me here and."

"Oy, you came of your own conformity and asked for a fucking,"the Landlord insisted,"I been keeping a tally, that's five tip you made so far."

"Daddy !"she wailed, crocodile split running down her cheeks. tinder running down her Kuki-Chin, spunk running down her thighs.

"You're no daughter of mine,"he insisted,"Bar keep, here's a monarch, pray allow all my men to use your tart and then cast her out into the street, raw if you please, preferably when its raining."

"Very sound gallant, and about the door ?"the barkeep asked.

"Don't push your luck, make her earn it !"the leader insisted,"Actually I quite fancy a go myself."

"Please sire,"I asked,"She is just a healthy young cleaning lady with the need of a healthy."

"Whore,"their leader snapped,"Like her mother, a cruddy dirty lying little whore."

"Better in bed than her mother, by the face of it,"one of the hangers on said unadvisedly.

"And what would you screw,"he asked.

"Begging your pardon sir,"a softly spoken elder worker advised."But there ain't no one on the estate what haven't screwed your missus at some clock time or a nother."

"quiet,"Their leader bellowed,"sufficiency, have your filling of her and when you are done one of you must hook up with her !"

Dead muteness."beggary your amnesty sir,"soul said,"What sort of dowry are you offering ?"

"What ?"he replied,"None, she can very well earn her own bread and butter flatcar on her back by the looks of it !"

"dada ! '' the wench protested.

"You're no daughter of mine ! '' her father insisted. He grabbed the yahoo currently urgently probing her backside with his member and ordered"Out of my way soft touch. ``

The chao staggered backwards in confusion and his prick erupted with a fountain of Second Earl Grey guck which trailed across the pub floor like the track of some giant star snail

The girl looked back helplessly as he dropped his breeches revealing a truly monstrous cock.

"Oh my God pappa !"she simpered,"Its vast !"

"Shut your rattle woman of the street,"he snapped as he lined his cock up to her pussy lips.

"He who sleeps with his own shall rot in Scheol, the youngster shall stimulate two psyche and both shall have got principal thereon in the image of Behelsebub,"someone intoned less than helpfully.

"Yes,"he shouted triumphantly as he pressed his length deep inside her. He began humping.

"Ohhhh papa you are so blue !"she exclaimed,"That feel soo nice."

They fucked for near on ten minutes, changing position a few metre before he finally shot his cargo up her arse.

"Daddy,"the girl exclaimed,"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to fuck me ?"

He thought carefully,"You were my girl then, now you're a whore, its different."

"I won't tell anyone if you don't,"she promised.

"There's s pub full of witnesses you idiot !"he snapped.

"Oh !"she agreed.

"They are all wino,"I suggested,"might be mistaken."

"Are you the settlement cretin ?"he asked.

"I could be if the money is right, '' I agreed,"Depends how lots you're paying."

He just stared."Look,"I said,"Pay me a dowery and I'll marry her and stand by her."

"What, become her pimp ?"he asked nastily.

"And that, and if the kid has two promontory we can have a side display at Blackpool or somesuch and charge people to see it,"I suggested.

"You truly are the settlement changeling,"he agreed,"Any to a greater extent offer for the cocotte's hand in marriage,"he asked. There was compete silence."Then you are betrothed,"he announced"Congratulations."

"I'm not marrying the hamlet changeling !"the girl snapped

"No and I shan't marry thee neither,"I insisted,"Not without a dowry."

"What do you necessitate a dowry for, she can earn a circumstances laid on her back ?"he challenged,"Oh very well, how about a rid house and a hundred quid a year ? ``

"Make it two and you have a mess !"I suggested.

"Don't get-up-and-go it, one fifty,"he suggested.

"Done !"I agreed.

"So take her away and fuck her in any and every hole sir,"the don said.

"Reckon I'll pass,"I said, you might as well quell here and enjoy yourself."I promised,"Er what's her name ?"I afdded.

"Katherine, does it matter,"he replied,"Just make trusted she does her debauched adultery here and not near my sign of the zodiac ! ``

It was next morning I next found Katherine or rather she found me at my parents house.She was barefoot and bare under her coat

Dad wouldn't let her in till I explained about the new job.

"We need to babble out,"she complained.

"Talk, you should be doing something utile laid on your back earning money, not moaning."dad insisted.

"I have been so jerky,"she said.

"Yes, all the populace to choose from and you end up betrothed to our Geoffrey,"Mum chided.

"No letting all those men abuse me,"she said sadly,"I only wanted to have an excuse for being with small fry, I had an ill advied dalliance you seem I had the servants pretend we were attacked in the woods and |I had been abducted. '' She said sadly,"Now every man in the small town has had me."

"I haven't,"Dad said.

"And neither will thee either,"Mother snapped."Half that lot got cock rot and I don't want a dose."

"Thee don't fuck no more anyroad,"he snapped, and he turned to Katherine"Get thee kit off girl you pulled !"

"No !"Katherine insisted."I have turned my back on debauch !"

"What's she blethering on about son ?"he asked.

"She want's it up the ass Dad,"I explained.

"No I want to draw a blank yesterday happened."she pleaded,"Except I can not, my idea craves the exhilaration of my womb being filled by bore men."

"So what do you desire ?"I asked.

"A lusty man to carry out my desires ?"she suggested.

"You'll need a dozen at to the lowest degree girl,"mother suggested,"Get thee self a squeamish roll pin and do it theeself !"

"But Geofffrey, you are to be my husband, will you not comfort me ?"she asked

"No thanks, you might have a two headed kid inside thee or the clap,"I advised,"Look, just wed I and lets live like brother and Sister, then you can fuck who you like can't thee."

"Yes, I suppose so."she agreed sadly.

"So you fuck me Dad while I check on the chicken,"I suggested,"Then maybe I can whittle you a rolling pin.

"Oohhhh you really are an moron !"she snapped

Note 1 ) its not exactly historically accurate 2 ) Its supposed to be funny .