In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it cause a sci fi mystery or alien Romance language theme ? after all I am unusual ''

My response was :

'' How about treaty negotiation between the < insert name here > stranger wash and the humans. The terminal treaty has to be consummated by sex between an noncitizen and a human. For extra head, tell it from both human and alien points of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely master copy idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the web page, its oversaturated puritanical vividness hurt his middle, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for mention, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might misidentify them for formula people, in a dark alley, during a superpower outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't require to recall of the single-valued function of that orifice, just next to their procreative orifice.

He turned to his chief science advisor. `` Are you totally surely this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguists are confident mr President. They studied the body language in min detail, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on hold out TV, your chairperson and our President'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked most politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the dubiousness. We do n't require to weaken the negotiations, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to vote out me or maybe unsound, kill her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same basic amino loony toons as they did, our solid food are compatible. We would even relegate them as mammal if we did n't have intercourse they 're noncitizen. They give parentage to live youthful, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial trunk hair. Our measure indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex pipe organ, it was his globe on the line of business here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' varlet five of the briefing paper has the outline of the event. You will go in from opposite position of the degree, you will be naked to set forth with. You will meet on the bed at center stage, and there you will perform the copulation. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to fuck an alien, her space are not in the right places. ``

'' The briefing document Sir Frederick Handley Page 20 through 30 covers proposition on how to proceed. Our anthropologists have been studying their ritual and customs. There is a large sum of rootage material for that, their smut diligence is surprisingly advanced. We can see various ways in which you might be able to mate with their president. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to take aim the jumper lead in congress. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can treat it, sir. ``

The president was now questioning why he got into politics in the 1st shoes. He could stimulate been a wide-eyed Farmer just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, President Rowena Powell was having similar thoughts. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most treasured possession. `` Playboy and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` nonplus '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an old-timer then. It had sparked a untested girls interest in science and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no mistaking, like the hapless Botax ( the alien protagonist in the title tarradiddle ) had had. She called that being the guck god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their custom, they 're not the gook god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to befall, madam chair '' The disaffect language had multiple forms, each flesh was used in a different way to communicate shades of meaning. The sixth word form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't match, we 'll atom-bomb you', so no mistaking their intent.

The linguistic process forms the extraterrestrial being used also made it almost impossible to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was 6th form, Rohazee was tertiary, much less formal. If you used the wrong one in the wrong fate you could pop out a war, or high-risk. near of the meter they were referred to `` our booster from space '', or just `` Quaker ''. There were a lot of lupus erythematosus civilised words for them in coarse currency as well.

'' So how does their physical body work again ? ``

'' They 're in passage from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The headspring parallel is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are several center and a mouth. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for respiration. breathing and speech uses the posterior orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politicians. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chortle, but continued. `` The rima oris also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds thoroughly to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's sexual harmonium are also in her mouth. intercourse is more like French people kissing. There is some mention to oral examination sex, that might be More what you were referring to madam president. Though given the difference in the positions of their lip and the human vagina, it might see different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam chairwoman. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the degree, she felt naked. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the leg was the foreign president, he did look like a headless humpback gorilla from this angle. Getting closer she could see that he was hairless, his pelt was dark and looked more like a grained leather crown. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their major planet with often Sir Thomas More UV light than Earth, a tougher skin was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the centripetal hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunshine, with multiple eyelids. To the alien, even a fountainhead lit TV studio was dark, so all the oculus were fully open, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching space, the stranger spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The displacement was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very proud of to play you madam chair. ``

Rowena started her ready speech communication, `` I 'm delight, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely soft leather crown, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might alter her mind. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light coating of hair she expected to find.

The osculation was also quite a go on, the noncitizen 's tongue slipped into her oral cavity. Of path, it was also his phallus and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's other tongues, there were three smaller tongues arrayed around the main spit, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The stranger reached for her titty, she found herself getting the most animal massage. It felt like hands clad in the softest calfskin baseball glove. The stranger maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his oral fissure down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely equal to of rational thought process at that moment, but one thought she had was that these aliens had a future attention to earth womanhood like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The alien kissed down her stomach, arriving at her kitty-cat. The alien 's tongue probed, he was good at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this meter.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entree. Simultaneously, the three minuscule natural language licked at her clitoris and twat sassing. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her groan became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his behind high, and trumpeted a exulting bellow, it still sounding like a very loud flatus. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted chest of drawers of outlander affairs, score James Dewey Watson was a computational polyglot. He was part of the team which had built the translating program the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is boss, the TV was playing the coupling of the president in the background. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the diverse mannequin of our champion'lyric. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth forms cluster very closely in the output space. That would intend word in the tertiary and fifth forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third physical body caper'. Something like our pun, but more subtle. The one-third contour tends to evince cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth frame word to a third form parole in a sentence you can end up with a unclean joke pun. ``

'' That could make life difficult, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the separation of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the natural action on the screen .