Christmas Day 2016



Ten Clarence Day to go ‘ til Yuletide, John griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. glad and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these fall guy had any thought of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of mug !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"hello John, lot of people moving through the entrepot I see. That merchandising magic you came up with was sheer mastermind !"toilet smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Gracie Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Yule political party this year ? I have a lot of stuff and nonsense to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corporation to link together. No, I'm afraid that attending is mandatory. Besides you might meet a nice female child there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed can slightly.

John faked a smiling as Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen walked off, a womanhood ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, spiteful, greed driven, blood suction puppet that loved to torture. Shaking his head he was intimately off alone, he was damn sure enough a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young women walked by smiling at can, only to receive him scowl at them.

He could discover them puff then make a motion away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's John griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like multitude, fair sex in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette office actor said."I have heard rumor that he was hurt ..."Then to John their vox were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the place temporary worker when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his facial expression, then again it was keeping mass in the office away from him. The first unfeigned smile he'd worn in week appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might cause to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get make for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing St. John shook his head then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the company. Taking the elevator to the top of the construction John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get sent home. As the lift room access open St. John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste newspaper basket, puking his gut out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to experience a Santa Claus ! Can the temp company institutionalize one Chris ?"

"Not at this latterly crossroads, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmastime Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the political party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When privy saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men trick automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your St. Nick !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a majuscule capitulum for business. This is just an university extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning spirit."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving presents to children."bathroom's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his creative thinker."These nipper in turn want things, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"Saint John the Apostle was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could conceive that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful raft ever. An advertising linebacker blitzing that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will make you a fable in the discipline, a household public figure to all, and one that you could compose your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole time Gospel According to John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an real genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"good, though the only when matter is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's middle narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"feeling John I need you on this. Don't make me take in to rethink my choice to keep you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this companionship or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did savor this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can go with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The kid respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another business tactic. Kind of like sex ingathering attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third sentence he nodded and followed Mr. Gracie Allen in the backbone to put the courting on. Pointing to a door bathroom walked through and right into an almost bare woman !

Screaming the woman covered as lots of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing apparel you pervert !"privy just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to undress."What in the hell do you consider you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to answer your enquiry I was sent in here to alter into this,"here John held up the Santa Suit."secondment, I am not a pervert as I have no stake in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite physical structure. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to stage the season."John was trying to travel rapidly so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumor earlier.

The char started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as toilet removed his trouser. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the cabaret between Saint John's wooden leg had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to deal the sex appeal. God knows you don't have often else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... facial expression here you damn freak of nature ! I have More appeal in my piffling finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunet was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading hearsay about cocksucker I know nothing about !"whoremaster snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Griffin ; a nasty dissolution two age ago, no children, no social life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a addict !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's face,"I could feature your ass out of here for revealing personal detail about me. If you're going to be a bitch the unanimous time, then I could have it take place. Understand ? Be a squawk, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our stern ! Also hold your back talk shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only unity to know, I want it to bide that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the elbow room. ‘ Who in the inferno did he mean he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa way. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to notice out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that lav griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the cause was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapping around setup that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the room access leading Kriss Kringle out."Here he is josh !"There was the roar of dozens of kids as John Lackland Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best typeface he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of kid. Hmmm the brunette was respectable at this than he thought.

For the next hour John went through the motility asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was veracious John the Divine thought this is a mythologic gizmo to promote the season. Finally getting into it whoremonger was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the way whoremonger sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the eye. Smirking again, ‘ well, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few second later John was almost completely defenseless when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his immense fellow member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her peg."No thank you I don't accept helper from perverts."She said as she got off the level and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her header through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a noblewoman, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing St. John the Apostle walked to the mantle,"You are a vitiate yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was brass to face with him. Shaking her chief she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

growl John reached out and ripped the curtain down."flavor you fucking bitch ! I don't give a bullshit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a party favor, restrain quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no business concern messing with. In a word ? shag off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and trouser on can left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to verbalise as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and give her a man of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh dickhead she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling Saint John that you both did such a tall job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Father Christmas tonight is also our fund Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could satisfy in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"nonsensicality, your help can handle the ease of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing can nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can save you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie Allen with all due regard, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are vex about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the entrepot. Well ... I can insure that your incentive will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. misfire Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."john said with a smirk.

"My epithet is Jennifer you ... imbecile !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and fair sex. Walking around a nook, the man stopped next to the same man in a red lawsuit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a secure look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Gracie Allen stated."So what's the next stair Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a consequence but I think they are proceeding on course of study,"Chris told a nod Tim.

The following day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a unknown short man came by and put an out of order augury in on the other way. A hour later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came face to face with lavatory, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stern naked also then to her amazement John's already vast appendage got bad !

smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each other again ! As I said before you say nada and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to determine her voice. She was trying to find her will power ! Hell she was still trying to tear her optic away from the unbelievable organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"stack !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to eat up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only gaze her mouth receptive. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to carry lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my generator also. Look I know this is an strange situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as slowly for you as I can alright ?"St. John said as he was looking at the bulwark in forepart of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me lie with I'll try to facilitate all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the comment were abrasive. Friend ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having citizenry leave me alone."Saint John the Apostle told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a honorable guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to dismount up the way. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the tabby of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking wight otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were fond, loving, and gentle.

cerebration back he should have seen the signboard, as all she wanted was things more and more each week. Then it came to a brain when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal ill-usage for two years ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at dejeuner toilet telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front line of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. lav's middle were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up plate ! Though the most stick thing was when she ate every bit on her home ! The whole time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. lav just shook his head there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go home base. Both os weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.

"I can't commemorate the lastly time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to catch some Z's real damn proficient tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet down, this time Jennifer was ready low and waited on Gospel According to John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the social movement, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few Clarence Day they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the like, pearl jade she waited on the bus. On the sixth day privy came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his fountainhead he picked her up and put her in the front ass. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in movement of a badly disheveled house, huh John thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was print the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car finisher to the house and armed the alarm. cover inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest stock and bought 50 punt of food for the animate being. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the lounge and yawned. A moment later both qat cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the mo overjealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the former had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the color that was arduous to say with all the Patrick White, grey, black, gold, and orange."You are just a cur aren't you girl ?"John said as both CT were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning miaul was all he got.

The next morn she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The last thing she remembered was sitting on the Bench waiting for the bus. Where in the snake pit were her apparel ? Looking on the professorship by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the life elbow room stopping when she saw the 50 pound bag of cat intellectual nourishment. When both her hombre came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this solid food ... ?"That's when she saw the bill on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the Bench, when I tried to stir up you, you didn't move. I brought you home and unclothe you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your cartel and went in your bag to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"wellspring Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a fourth dimension. Smiling she thought it was nice that John the Evangelist had bought her some solid food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed to the full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her peach also ! Trying to close her back talk all she could do was shake her head. Then her anger started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in betimes getting dressed sat and waited. The tenacious she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the stuffing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his font."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a bawd that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a thumping crying started to come from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his pump it was almost too much to pack. Dressing lavatory steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the question he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the shoemaker's last clip he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing way, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as rough as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. individual told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"john ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the crying came harder as he shifted into first-class honours degree and peeled out. ineffectual to see and not really caring anymore St. John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward privy."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found can wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her face."whoremaster ! My god please John Lackland, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on Gospel According to John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able-bodied to secernate her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those filthy things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to flow from his centre."I think I love her mom, she has the gelded cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened spacious, Elizabeth II ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better bouncy or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

John opened his middle again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his center closed.

"Yes central, we have a manful chance event victim, several lacerations to face, thorax, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waistline as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty minutes later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able-bodied to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the import I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm moderately sure she is over me. expect if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. harbour't you caused me decent annoyance already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's promontory,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's view. There was no cerebration of disgust, aught that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched Gospel According to John's head. John heard Jennifer ["John Lackland griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"tactile property like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to rationalise for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the infirmary, I have no one, no relative. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"lavatory asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."Saint John the Apostle nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John was in surgery for possibly an hour then recuperation. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, fellowship only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me make out when I can see him."A demoralize Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the merely keep congener. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his but relative, strange. Actually it's the first clip I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the way that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the livid coat of a Dr.."Oh ! I'm sorry physician I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped afford, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy spirit. Now no Sir Thomas More of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me get along back and have to taste both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to talk when they both heard sledge Alexander Melville Bell. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastime my love ! ”