One of my cousins introduced Alice and I. We went out for a short period of time. She was just not my type. She was mean in the looks department. She was my height, slightly overweight with brown pilus that covered her berm. Her bosom were c cups. It did not take much crusade to get her tit erect. Her puss was always uninfected shaven. Like I said, she just was not my type, but she had different thinking. I would call less and less. When I would name Alice, I was bored or horny. Sometimes we would go out, either to a bar for drinks or for something to eat. Sometimes we would end up in bed. The sex was ok. Nothing fantastic but not tedious, if you can ever call sex `` bore ''. It was a Saturday afternoon and I was cleaning the sign of the zodiac. The phone rang and it was Alice. She wanted to eff if I would like to go out for a late luncheon. Since cleaning the house is not tops on my fun tilt, I told her sure. We decided to meet at a topical anaesthetic eating place. I hopped in the shower and headed off. I got there a few minutes before her. The stewardess escorted us to a John Wilkes Booth. We ordered a bottle of vino. Alice 's beverage of choice was wine. I think she drank vino because it made her look sophisticated. She made pretty quick piece of work of her first glass of wine. We ordered our meals. We ate, drank and talked. I kept refilling her methamphetamine hydrochloride. We, when I say me, I mean mostly her, emptied that feeding bottle wine-coloured. She wanted another bottle. I told her I did not want anymore, but I could decree her a methamphetamine hydrochloride. I could tell that the effects of the alcohol was starting to strike essence. She was talking slower than usual. Two Thomas More ice of wine later and she was in no chassis to drive. I convinced her that I should ram her home base and we could get her car later, meaning tomorrow. The drive to her apartment was uneventful. We got to her flat and she wanted to get laid if I would like to amount in. Since I had no plan, I accepted. Alice asked me if would like something to imbibe. I declined. She poured herself a glass of wine. She came over to me and gave me a kiss, a passionate kiss. She said `` Shall we go to the chamber ? '' How could I refuse ?

We undressed and got on the bed. We laid down future to each former and started kissing. You have to screw alcohol and it 's effect it has on some citizenry. In this case, it got Alice horny. She rolled on top of me. She looked at me and said `` Let 's have `` pig sex. '' The looking on my face was probably invaluable. I really did not know what `` pig sex '' was and I did not need to ask her what pig sex was. A lot of ideas were going through my capitulum. screw like animals ? A fiddling friendly biting ? One of us controlling the former ? Was food involved ? A lot of dirty talking ? Were we going to grunt like pig during sex ? I said `` indisputable. '' I rolled her over and got on top of her. I grabbed her articulatio radiocarpea and pulled them over her nous and held them down. I brought my mouth to her nipple and nibbled on it. I then whispered in her ear `` I want you on all fours. '' I released her wrists and she got on her hands and knee joint. I grabbed a handful of her hair and pulled it slightly. I said `` I want you to lactate on my finger. '' I put my finger in her mouth. She started sucking. I said `` Get it upright and wet. '' I took it out of her oral fissure and found her clit. I squeezed her clitoris between my finger and thumb. I started rubbing her clit. Was it sentence to finger hump her ? This pig sex was new district for me. I pushed my finger in her wet pussy. I started to finger fuck her. I let go of her hair. I removed my finger, put it in front of her mouth and told her `` Suck it. '' She put my digit in her rima oris and sucked it. I took my finger out of her mouth. I said. `` spread your legs. '' She spread her leg. I got behind her and aimed my intemperate cock at her wet pussy. I pushed my cock in her pussy. I grabbed her rosehip and fucked her fasting and vigorously. I stopped and skid my cock out of her pussy. I slid it back in and removed it. I kept putting it in and taking it out. Alice said '' You are filling me full of air. '' I said `` I know, I am going to pump your pussy full of air. I want to hear pussy farts. '' I continued pumping. I slid my cock out of her pussy. I moved in front man of her and said. `` suction on my cock. I am going to fuck your backtalk. '' She opened her backtalk and I pushed my cock in her mouthpiece. I grabbed her head with my hands and pumped my peter, fucking her mouth. I let her forefront go and skid one hand down her spine. I found her asshole and put my digit on it and pressed. Alice was not one to go for anal retentive sex. I thought I would try, using pig sex as my leverage, and maybe the alcoholic drink would avail. She moved her top dog and my cock came out of her lip. She said `` What are you doing ? '' I said `` I am getting your ass ready for a pig fuck. '' I got behind her and put my fingerbreadth in her puss. I put my mouth to her ass cheek and gave it a nybble. I slid my finger out of her puss. It was wet with her twat succus. My wet finger found her pink puckered cocksucker. I pushed it in her asshole to my knuckle. Her trap was smashed. I pulled it out a bit and spit on my finger's breadth. I pushed, it went all the way in. I took my digit out of her ass and put it in strawman of her mouth. I said `` Now suck it. '' Alice said `` No, it was in my ass. '' I then whispered in her ear `` If you do not suck my digit, I am going to eff your ass until I cum in it. There was quiet. I grabbed my atomic number 26 intemperately cock and slid it in her pussy. I pumped her slit a few prison term, pulled my rooster out and positioned my cock at her asshole. I pushed the headspring in her backdoor. Then I reached around and squeezed her tit. I pushed my articulatio coxae toward her, trying to get my cock further into her ass. It was to dry. I pulled my cock out and jammed it back in her kitty. I was looking for some slippery pussy juice. I pulled my cock out of her kitty-cat. It was wet and shiney from her pussy. I grabbed my cock with my hand, aimed for her ass and pushed. The psyche of my tool disappeared. I released her tit with my hand and grabbed her hip joint. I pushed my putz deeper in her ass. I let her hips go and roll my arms around her abdomen. I pushed my cock deeper in her ass until it was buried to my testis. I squeezed my blazon and that pent up air in her snatch came out in a twat fart. I said `` Alice, do you desire this load of cum in your ass or your rima oris ? '' There was secrecy. I asked again. Alice finally said `` Can you pull out before you cum ? '' I said `` Do you want the cum in your backtalk ? '' She said `` Not really. '' I said `` Do you require your pussy fucked ? '' Alice said `` No. '' I said `` Where do you want it ? '' She said `` Cum on my spinal column. '' I said `` Ok. '' I started to fuck her ass. I have no problem admitting that pulling my putz out of a warm pussy, ass or mouth and cumming does little for me. I continued to have a go at it her ass. I could bind back no yearner. My cock erupted in her ass with a incumbrance of cum. I kept pumping until I was empty. I stopped pumping. My stopcock was getting soft. I slid it out. Alice said `` You came in me. '' I told her `` I did. '' I could tell by the sound of her voice that she was not happy. I thought to myself that if she never called again that it did not matter. In my United States Department of Defense, I had no approximation what `` pig sex '' was and she really never gave my any counseling. fountainhead maybe she got blase, but it took a couple of months, she called. We did get together but pig sex was never mentioned again. I guess I did it wrong .