I sat alone in the niche, now that the vampire are all dead they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should introduce myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm milo maize, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be veridical but tell that to the 3 beldame that created me. My Witches were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual vigour from Loretta Young men to stay fresh themselves Pres Young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd delay looking Cy Young and pretty. They never harmed the men of grade but when the vampire came to town the appeal of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a Male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fangs from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to bewitch me he bit me really hard. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm majestic of you my pet, did you keep a vial to fix these hole ? ''

'' Yes kept woman. '' I replied, holding up the small ampul of short vampire rake I 'd use to rectify the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a nice big rooster and coated me in a special varnish, glass center that looked pretty really, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as rattling looking as a wood carving could look. When a young vampire came to shoot the breeze, looking to feed off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire life that it was in fact 3 beldame life there and I think his last watchword were 'oh fuck'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his heart and his head lopped off with an ancient brand. Blood sprayed everywhere of form, a declamatory sum of money of it covering me from mind to toe and it actually made my varnish skin smell real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire rip healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do mass have pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to spill it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation book of account and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's source, weavel rake and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a brain ! We can post him out, make them and bet them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a spring blotto stakes but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not tangible until it 's too late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and bite me at some period and when their fangs got stuck in me, my give loaded stakes would come out and I 'd jam it in their cold dead hearts.

I still remember my starting time, she was old but had on a young grimace. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my unique scent and had to let me. She took me to her way, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamour ) me and when my ice eyes repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her eye as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the tooth from my neck opening, covered myself in blood from the puddle of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more than kill, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and operose to draw.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a veritable human, she was pretty, very smart and very feisty with long blonde hair and a nifty body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' nonsensicality, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the reasonably girl, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful char but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigued because I swear I seen you leave with a young woman who could experience been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long story, I 'm here to get together someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to encounter someone new. I do n't care if you 're a man cyprian, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's Milo rightfulness, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the grandiloquent cleaning lady with blackness hair.

'' I was just leaving, postulate care. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With vampire going missing every calendar week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the major power you hold in you. ''

'' Well thoroughly, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her lieu, she handed me a glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her naked soundbox smooth and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the side of my cervix before she sunk her fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of repugnance on her font as the blood from her mouth ran down her organic structure, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like ancient High German, spraying blood over my chest, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the interest came out of her covered in a green ooze. The hole it left was getting black though. I did n't have it off what to do, I ducked out of the way in clip to avoid the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the door burst open and my would be attacker was shot in the gist with a crossbow bolt of lightning and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a patch. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many name calling, you can call me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to poke her in the heart with silver, which is just what I happen to have. Are you the one with the ail bomb calorimeter ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have a lot of clock time after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed lamia 's blood then once it had dried in I took a vial for the fang holes, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out days after their nance is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen mole rat shuddered in excruciation then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left in the pool. I took a boastfully phial of the green goop, set the garlic bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic dud going off with a muffled pop and notice Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many motion, lets get out of here though, they 'll give birth sensed their queer is dead and they 'll probably send humans, I do n't kill humans. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the Night, stopping at a small camping bus just outside of town. There were ail light bulb everywhere and little battery Mr. spraying essence of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're fairly safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my mistress will occupy. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at to the lowest degree get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the dentition out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking mastermind, I love it ! So these witch, they do n't rent anything from their men, just derive energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so energize. I have an estimate, I 'll require to lay low for a while but I 'll find you. Take fear my wooden man. ``

I made my way habitation, my witch were all frantic intellection I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the cleaning woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you assure her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate lamia too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so play out and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you Mistress. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the ampul of queen goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the poof. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver gray obelisk ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so long and I did n't think you 'd find a queen. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' baby, do you experience what this can founder us ? A drop of this mixed with our lotion will apply use our vernal appearing, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes calendar week to start working but we have enough to finale a long sentence, just work Milo ! ``

The beldam all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent go up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send milo maize in case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really good-for-nothing to poke but I come with dandy respect and a way that we can facilitate each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a pocket-sized tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampire could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary enchantress, when Milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to give him the Lapplander vigour, he 'd throw me cum so hard and kept the trunk of a 30 year old from my climaxes. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can add you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a unbendable supply of hot young stud to descend and get laid you. In return I 'd like to keep milo maize to hunt with me, he 's managed to bolt down off all but 5 from a pretty nasty nest and now that the queen is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in AZ, I 've been tracking a fag there and with my walking interest here they wo n't fuck what hit them. ``

'' Your architectural plan has but one flaw my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can have. As for the provision of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so wanton. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from sea captain Zortan 's account then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can fork up that, milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hr. '' Said Clara.

True to her Word of God, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're subterfuge and do n't worry ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a little shy and self conscious but they 're just concern in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my ally, they were in an accident and lost their hatful but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some percentage point in the lodge I can tell you they all have functioning tool. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't learn the Wiccan taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the expert sex I 've had in year m'lady, thank you so often. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your visibility. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their slew again, do n't severalize them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a belittled sac to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Lashkar-e-Tayyiba go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the promised visibility with video, a bastard bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting message before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure Milo is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by lamia when I was 12, Master Zortan gave me a path and my life exists to wipe them from this earth. milo will be a honest weapon than my crossbow and dagger and will be to a greater extent than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a institution from you. '' She replied.

'' well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few calendar week to track them down, we had the last one of the remaining lamia cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't finger justly milo maize, split up, restrain your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten hour later I heard an electronic takedown from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the articulation I heard to get Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a circle. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The great killer, the nance sea wolf, caught by a subaltern beginner. I 've only been a vampire for 20 years but taking in your head will pull in me a master and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to prey from you for days of row. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the berth rigged to spoil ! ``

Clara winced in hurting as she picked me up, I was n't very lumbering so she was able-bodied to discombobulate me through the windowpane with ease. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me promote and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just fine, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the door, the sounds of sex coming from the couch telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't have any damage, sorry about Clara, she was howling. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the fair sex all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you find that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

right hand as Mara stood up a undimmed flash lit up the room and a naked Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this muss Zoltar and you better not get cum on my roofing tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled chocolate from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' master copy Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the Same way, with my Energy Department he was able-bodied to descend back. milo maize ! You are condom ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my protagonist, 300, 400 age ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a while, these prickteaser were tough byplay. This one is one of the Best I 've trained though, serious than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' fountainhead, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will have my leave, may she carry Milo ? I 'm going back into deportation in AK, those stoner chicks up there love this old wizard, get all the snatch I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

genus Arizona took us a class to clean, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a team hunting a expectant nest there. I might be made of Sir Henry Wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden turncock she feels that too. I just need to line up the right emery paper this time, she 's still mad about the final stage splinter I gave her ...