`` Breaking news program at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth metalworker is interrupting her vacation to bring you this narration. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes dog, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their avail in bringing you this tale. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mickey's trick hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The vocalization over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the conniption of a crime when Tinker Vanessa Bell was stolen. tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top flooring. ''

The tv camera pans back to the window on the recess of the top floor above Paddy's hat.

'' Staying in the entourage last night were tennis wiz, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her Grand shot win in the US open. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was wrong was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the moving picture set on Sunset avenue. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housekeeping staff found that Tinker Bell was missing from the suite, and there was no mansion of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigating into Tinker Alexander Melville Bell's disappearance. Captain Rogers ? ``

The bounteous police force Captain looms almost comically over the flyspeck reporter, who is holding
her microphone high up so the maitre d' can verbalise into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth
baritone, which attracts the tending of all in the area.

'' Well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to generate aid. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, sealed sketch theatrical role count as persons for the purposes of the penal code, we think Scomber japonicus ship's bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just thieving. ``

'' I was in my position at the 15th precinct home base, when I saw the Red Car saltation it 's caterpillar track, and continue to fly down Hollywood boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to proceed down sundown avenue in the wall painting. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other man, to be able to succeed them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a task military force, and police chief Hudson River of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a cartoon character, he has the power to inscribe the mural and report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the device driver and music director of the car ; two early park guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you police chief. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Ian Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their crime panorama at the end of Hollywood Boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the aspect, chicken criminal offence scene tape marks off an area. Several police officers
are milling about. The camera focuses on the conniption at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the length, under a smart as a whip amobarbital sodium sky. Then one of the police officers walks too close and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain Henry Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to settle the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The photographic camera focuses on the mural, the ground hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the space. It grows fully grown. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see maitre d'hotel Henry Hudson approaching. … Captain Hudson is of class a 1951 Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to master Ginger Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police force
officer to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is pandemonium as a host of reporters shout interrogative sentence at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting ontogeny here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

Captain Carl Rogers looks up, and pace towards the perimeter, while waving for the crew to gather.
The car follows along position him. Captain Rogers speaks, and the gang is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that police chief William Henry Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in reverberation common. There was no sign of tinker Alexander Melville Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. coitus interruptus. The Car 's number one wood, conductor, and the other two missing Edgar Albert Guest were found, apparently safe but under a while of some description. We hope to learn more than, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow hand truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of squall query from the foregather newsperson, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the task power is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson is attending via video conference from his government agency, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attender, some hacker has tapped into the video conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the country have picked up the feed.

Captain Rogers is about to utter, when there is a sound everyone is familiar spirit with. It sounds as if someone is playing a melody on a crystal chandelier. It's Tinker Alexander Graham Bell's representative. Then with the companion zing ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, Tinker chime appears above the group discussion table.

Tinker Bell is not her usual piano leafy vegetable ; she's radiance with a distinctly red mite. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass part growling of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Scomber japonicus Bell is not glad. She launches into staccato philippic of chimes, most of the participant in the meeting feel on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak faggot, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly ennoble and high pitched voice. `` Well, police captain, She's not happy. She wants to know what we're doing to find her Sister after those big bad guy cable stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' interrogative headwaiter Rogers.

More chime. `` Yes master, the missing sprite is in fact Tinker doorbell's baby, ‘ tosser Bell.'tinkerer toll has been taking a vacation and her sis has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ harbour't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice matter to say about your sister. ''

There's another philippic of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ harbour't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those doll …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is tacit as everyone digests this tidings. One police officer asks, `` Isn't her babe ‘ Cape periwinkle ?'''

More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` cayenne jasmine is just our sobriquet for her, she just likes to get closing curtain to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his aspect and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the office room bursts unfold, and an ship's officer crashes into the room saying, `` Sorry headwaiter, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the photographic camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis withdrawal method 's livestream provender bursts into liveliness, and soon it is the most look out video recording on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing following to a bed, the bed is a mod take on a four placard bed, it looks as though it 's made from a square block of lose weight beams.

From off tv camera, Alexis'voice say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chime of a nance voice, a happier one this time. With a oomph ! a fairy, presumably jerk-off Bell, darts into the aspect from the left, trailing Pyxidanthera barbulata rubble behind her. The fairy pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of magic traveling to Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. genus Venus presents herself to the television camera, subdivision open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the delicious display of Urania human body to notice a great deal else, including what clothes she had been wearing a here and now previously. They also might not discover the fairy landing to her left and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them progression on the Naked Venus. Urania is known for being capriciously tall ( 6'1 '', for those with approach to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the fairy in human strain only comes up to Urania'boobs, a fact she takes vantage of by sucking on one of Venus'nipples. That might get some of the audience to discover jerk-off Alexander Graham Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. most notably, her `` bird ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of fabric, which cover nothing, so it 's apparent the human sized Wanker Vanessa Stephen is all woman.

Alexis approaches Urania from the rightfulness, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that unknown combining, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social media conglomerate, he also had a famed college football game career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

wanker Bell and Alexis manage to stage themselves so that Urania is still entirely on show, while they both plague her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his handwriting drops down to play with Urania'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Urania loses contact with the floor, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can buss more than easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the faery had not previously been standing on the flooring, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could stay on to wet-nurse on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a mamilla in her oral cavity, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to seize handle of a invertebrate foot, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Urania'chemical reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very slaked sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off Bell performs a slow motion flip, and half twist. First, her leg are spread, while extended towards the television camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a fair sex, and turned on. Then, her ramification end up wrapped around genus Venus'head, with her oral fissure still on Urania'nipple. That stifles Venus'moans, but soon the fairy is moaning in her pansy way. A poove 's groan sounds like respective pipe from opposite word oddment of a pipe Hammond organ, in a very happy harmony.

Wanker Alexander Bell lets go of Venus'pap and starts riding Urania'face, even though sobriety should be in entirely the incorrect guidance for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'legs to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that genus Venus is floating raw and spreadeagled sideways, a few pes above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her juicy gloriole, a fact appreciated by a large ratio of the viewers. At her head, wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astride Venus'face munition thrown receptive, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical comedy accompaniment. At the other end, Alexis'fount is rapidly disappearing into genus Venus'fork. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to relieve that, by rapidly removing his pants.

Wanker Bell is glowing More and more strongly, as heat and admiration of what genus Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed position to steady herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heat of cacoethes. Alexis has successfully discarded his drawers and is now holding the other bed mail service with both manpower, so he can crinkle his cock up with Venus'pussy. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking maneuver, and you can get word his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the fairy organ pipe organ moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the window of the room. She is the origin of illumination for the all scene, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an assailable fire. Suddenly, the last feed excision out. If you examined the final skeleton of the broadcast, which of course several watcher did, you 'd see that as the queer reached the tallness of heat, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The blowup presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' former today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma vale ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the conniption. Azneth ? ``

'' well weenie, I 'm here in the diminished picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's berth has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Herbert Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. Sergeant Crum, what 's the place ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this daybreak, we got reports of a small explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the undercoat of the hotel were covered with glisten, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous substance. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's part are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows the great unwashed in shining yellow credit card suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning, and there is now concern over possible… Excuse me, Sergeant Crum seems to have newsworthiness for us. ``

The photographic camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can cover that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitive Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this morning. The FBI also suspects that the burst was caused by the faerie jerk-off Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the pollution is pixie dust from wanker Bell. Pixie dust is not harmful, but it can make intoxication and unwanted flight of steps in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to show a convoy of black SUVs, with lights flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short conference, and
someone comes over to talk to Sergeant Crum. The photographic camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can substantiate the arrival of a team of surety negotiators from the San Francisco berth of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make tangency with the fugitives shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker Bell. As you may deliver heard the faerie who disappeared was in fact Tinker buzzer 's sister, not Tinker Bell herself, and she may have caused a pixie rubble explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting surety negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' Developments in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes frank, the FBI treater have been in impinging with the fugitive couple. We do n't make love who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the Victorian house, which is the B & B, and some people wearing jacket crown with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the figurehead doorway. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuff. A poove is flying along with them. The group hurries into a inkiness van,
which drives off with Light Within flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum manner of walking towards the camera, a
clump of newsperson gathers around him, thrusting microphone towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation squad managed to make contact with Mr. Onanism. Mr. onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiations were successful, and Mr. masturbation, and Ms. Hiram Williams agreed to surrender. A fairy, thought to be wanker toll is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat unit are still working on decontaminating the arena. ``

There is a salvo of question, but the camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively happy finish to this episode. rachis to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live to a press conference at the Orange County territory lawyer 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis withdrawal, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, Golden State, in joining with the disappearance of Scomber japonicus Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was jerk-off Bell, Tinker Alexander Melville Bell 's sister. It was in fact Wanker Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of mistaken identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. masturbation and Ms. Williams who were the victim of a kidnap, by jerk-off toll, by mean value of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Williams have refused to press complaint over this incident. The former four dupe in this topic are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, Wanker bell shape is free to go. Mr. Onanism would wish to micturate a statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would like to give thanks Wanker Bell for the wondrous wedding present she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all case. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real worldly concern will be a memory that Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Walt Disney companionship for all disbursal incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In counter they have agreed to expend all direction. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of head from the assembled reporters .