A notation on our playfull position ...

From overlord : For everyone wondering what its the like for us after 13 year of union here is a funny taradiddle from our stumble to the Loves truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my dump truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since loves is like 30 mile away. once there of course I wonder looking at accouterment for the hand truck and what not my married woman is looking at tourist stuff and said she wanted a snack so I 'm comparable sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon dynasty and bacon sausage peg with a bacon cheese peg. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at tabulator paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see seraphic tarts golden R-2 so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way abode we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple fomite scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my Malva sylvestris yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 min or so she is giving me foul expression while I chow down on sweet tarts roach. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other handwriting missed out on a dulcet burn because I had no mind, she thought the ropes were cheeseflower and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folk music if how spousal relationship survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : Imagine your spouse eating your deary food, one right field after the other. Your starvation. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death glares ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meets world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without veneration of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop over using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the clip, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye roll or something.

In all typical me way I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the prison term and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your font really looks like a wienerwurst fanny. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to perforate him. I 'm swinging puff all over but missing and then he snaffle me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In truthful sadist way, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my soundbox. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla extract sex gambol on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me half-baked !

Porn star Deep Throating

Note to reviewer : this story is megascopic. 2 girls 1 cup glaring ( never seen it, guessing off rumor ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This story starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought process of buying something fun to demonstrate Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for short catamenia of fourth dimension. I wanted to get intimately. I saw it hanging on the wall and intellection, its a miracle. flash pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse night club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my swain about my naughty plans.

The store stayed vacate money box close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter bar. : ) also told me of a office called supper baseball club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my plan, said our lovemaking and goodbyes.

I started out big. I was outdoing porn stars. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off profligate enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was earthy and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese menu in his hand. posting I had never seen before. office advantage circuit board. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the best oral he has ever given. The best viva I have ever recieved. Oral for effort !

Then he took dominance. He put me in missionary position and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't take aim him long to finish.

After a quick exhibitioner he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't care about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just disperse off and move on : ).

short things

Its always the little affair that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

delivery me lunch when I 'm called in too soon and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the racy

Finishing my creative melodic theme : )

Our small drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

vocation or texting just because.

Your helping hand on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending dear for me.

Lots of things. I just roll in the hay him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't make out, Master and I are very playfull as a distich and expecially during sex or any fit. Were not good at all. I love it.

The other night sea captain had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my flare-up but I threatened to labor him off me, and kick back his face. ( Excessive licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a brattish fit og laugh. He was prompt to pin my weapon down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and potent. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my animal foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly satanic ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex till climax and end scene.

roll the die

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm die ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm add-in of row. So we rolled the die. Playfull whips doggy way. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull party whip standing up. No whips around so we used our riding harvest. I hit him hard a few just times. Nothing hurts him. Of track we both took turns using the tickler on the early end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice cast of course.

Then onto cards. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The next carte had steering for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his prospect and he assumed control. He went doggy for a piece before removing my gag and sending me over the sharpness with a full titty cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his psyche and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run following time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to publish a college paper

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while passkey nags you

consume a few notes

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your girl faked gruesome and got sent family from school.

Think about the paper but bite instead

wealthy person sex for the first off clock time in 2 calendar week during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for icy pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down diametrical po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame skipper for distracting you when he exlains for over ten instant why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then get hold of a few sound calls

Write some more

lease a Mary Jane break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you sense cool as you gossip with a friend.

ending newspaper

Smoke again.

I think captain waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the newspaper publisher was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the respite of the term '' good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

Rick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was defenseless and your booster was at the room access. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not much understanding so the little terror comes out. `` supposition its unspoilt I 'm standing then. ``

Next matter im leap and bent over the deeply freeze getting a spanking. A voiceless hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please observe in mind that we are a goofy fun match in this candid moment story. This is not intended to stir a public debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise interrogation about my relationship.

I got new trunks for the firstly time this decade and intend to wear them in our fl. oestrus waves. So I 'm trying a span on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` see at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to pass him out over his lack of gaze for consent. This got howls of laugh and Thomas More spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another jest while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage laugh ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke grasp and fail. I mention that I 've made it pull in for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my side is splitting and I ca n't institute myself to choke him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laugh. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward moment when your trying to follow lesbian porn but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and awaken the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small-scale. Small spaces put me on sharpness. You said I 'd be OK. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 web. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born last Night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first spelunking trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to proceed along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to link up me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to cover things. You saw a spider the sizing of a 50 penny peice sitting just half an inch from my script. When I wouldnt motility, you moved the wanderer. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did travel. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came future. I asked you to shoot down it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your embossment. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was good, rabies or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the just one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a small crawlspace with a little Bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to crawl to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bending when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said null. You were patient during all 3 of my failed try to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the bonce. The bend dexter was home to a teacup dish sized pitch blackness furry wanderer. When you went to get my photograph, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped matter up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the site. If I had seen it, or the various others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my ego a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a howling time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .