“ fountainhead fuck you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the cell earpiece onto the desk, and dove into his bed. Wanting to scream into the pillow, but failing to find any randomness in his pharynx. He didn't remain immobile for long before getting off of the bed and grabbing his phone and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his telephone set and opening up the courier app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app store. With almost no disinclination he downloaded and opened up the app, Tinder. For a second he laughed at the thought of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and pleasure, he received a couple of a very attractive miss local, with blonde hair's-breadth, expectant bosom, and basically the whole package. He decided to be the valet de chambre and content first.

- Hi ! You're extremely jolly I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"screw bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the telephone set at the pillow then diving into the adjacent pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that night Sir Alexander Robertus Todd reached for his earpiece after waking up to check the time. To his pleasant surprise he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had respective matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each lady friend's individual picture, taking into account every particularly interesting feature each young lady had to declare oneself, one of which, a shorter looking girl with short, with string of a light brown people of color flashing through her foresightful bootleg hair, caught his interest. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any means, but she had a slight charm to her, a rebelliousness that he was interested. Her chest were small-scale, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her cervix with an exposing post workout training bra gibe, another was a mathematical group of her friends with her at the pocket billiards, smiling holding various colored and sized potable. He became extremely interested in the curvature of her legs, the shape graping firmly around the presence end of her bikini bottoms was, to say the least, turning him on. Her name was Emi and her bio didn't say anything remarkable besides the fact she was attending the local residential district college and that she enjoyed recital, very basic girl things. Sir Alexander Robertus Todd went in for his get-go attack.

- Are you more of a Steven King kinda young lady or is Fifty Shades as nighttime as you can go ? -

This was easily Todd's worst and best pickup telephone circuit he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his first pick-me-up line of all time.

He had always been with Grace Kelly, or not been occupy in girls at all because he was too untested then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with versatile guy cable for her first class away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A response finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. William Shakespeare is more my wrick if that's okay with you ( ; -

This was his resort area, jokes are easy to play off.

- I don't psyche a girl with a little class, but maybe one with a small Thomas More of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and Forth River from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to front for it. -

- Pretty certainly it only says you go to college here and you like books. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clue I gave you at the scratch. -

- … -

- You're not gon na spend a penny this easily for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- shucks Lit Majors… -

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this young woman, but it was gon na be a farsighted day if he had any design on ever getting a hazard with the girl in his messages.

-- -

Not even a week later he found himself standing in front of his flat door, opening it to find Emi, in a tight, shadow blue dress, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the front man, on full display for Todd, wearing a decent clothes shirt and a duo of jeans that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Sir Alexander Robertus Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A minuscule too much ?"

"A bit more than a minuscule,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door,"seminal fluid on didn't you say the reservation was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of course,"Sweeney Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local popular italian restaurant.

-- -

"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This time she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the waiter,"Check please !"

-- -

Todd opened the door to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the lounge and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her horseshoe and walked up to him grabbing his catch tightly, but with a lead of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for foreplay tonight baby,"She slowly took off the first button,"If you want to fuck, I'm down to have sex, but that's all I'm in for okay ?"

Todd paused for a arcminute looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to school nearby, she worked at a modest cafe her parents owned, she liked spicy solid food, little matter like that, and for the first base clip in his spirit he has encountered his chance at a assemblage. One that he is ready and leave to take.

"Don't worry,"He kissed her softly on the sassing,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his condemnation he once again took Emi's sassing and placed it on his, taking his clip to tenderly break into and freely search before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a little at the mix of pain and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the candid door that led into the bedroom and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his wellspring toned pectus before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Todd rested, a 100 pound, 5'5, goddess in his eyes. Her pocket-sized boob still firmly filled her B-Cup size bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no pillow slip shying away underneath a smooth pair of dark, lacy panties.

"This feels like something right out of some Fifty specter type stuff, are you sure as shooting you read Shakspere ?"Todd laughed at his own joke for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her legs, to her waist, up her stomach and finally passing her breasts pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much darker than that baby don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's push from his pants and began to slowly pull them off followed by a blue-belly vent of his underwear. Grasping his already erect cock in one deal, slowly lifting and lowering her deal on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her head came closer to his penis's head,"tone free to be rough,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's mouth fell into Todd's throbbing dick swirling her tongue around the head has she did causing him to moan in pleasance which, in paying back, caused Emi to slightly giggle at the auditory sensation he made. In order to get back at the gesture he pulled her hair back and started to operate the pace at which she sucked his cock slowly forcing her to plunk deeper and mystifying onto his calamus until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the backrest of her throat and forcing her to number up, gasping for air. Her facial expression was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's member still.

She smiled,"Okay, I guess you can make for along,"she squeezed his putz and quickly made a twisty move causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot more than play princess."

Emi shivered at that input as Sir Alexander Robertus Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a moment to full explore her breasts and, already put up nipples with his knife, slightly biting the moment one before pulling away from it. Then leading his headway down to his value down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed pussy, all for him to enjoy tonight. He quickly set his mouth on the small-scale nub at the top, taking a moment to explore it and give up time for Emi to give her own chemical reaction, whether it be irrefutable, or veto allowing him to move onto the next incision further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate August 15 he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a prophylactic which he quickly unpacked, but with less diplomacy placed it on his still hard member. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his late girlfriend ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the breakup he had gone to get screened for Cupid's itch and, luckily, turned out clean. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy lip and slid his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the pace has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his total length inside her. As soon as the full reached was achieved he instantly began to slip in and out in still, slow strides, but not before long quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his previous self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the the right way position of her inside. This caused her to, at firstly, scream in pleasure at the sudden change of direction and pace, Sweeney Todd quickly met with a clasp of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"sanctum FUCK that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Todd had full control of the miss,"Do what even severely princess ?"

Emi smiled,"shtup my little slit even harder, delight, make me scream, fuck my god damn fucking brains out correct now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this fourth dimension the yard was double what it had been before and before she even had time to groan, she was rolled from her binding to her breadbasket, and aspect pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moans as her supply of oxygen was to limited to exhale anything. Sir Alexander Robertus Todd then proceeded to keep slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the past few days and earlier in the nighttime. He smacked it with the full violence of his palm, causing Emi to spring up and groan in pleasure while gasping for air.

"Fuck do that to a greater extent, paddle my little nasty fucking ass more, please don't stop fucking my pussy and slapping my piece of tail ass."

"Your regard is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full military group of his palm on the buttock for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a moment of dazed confusedness, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"Take off the safe,"She commanded,"I want to bang you raw."

Quickly Todd slipped off the condom and watched as Emi slid his throbbing cock inside her. He watched her with his hands behind his head, as she rose and fell on him, giving her full phase of the moon endeavor into pleasuring him full allowing him to slack as she did so, but before long started to raise and frown his own hip joint against the rhythm of hers meeting on the collision. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me dad,"she screamed as her pace rose,"Fill me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a moment of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her sass as he quickly unleashed several spurts, coating her pharynx in cum, which she swallowed.

As Sweeney Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his stomach, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Todd was confused,"Were we not having the mo where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a present moment before looking down at him,"This is your first off clip isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Todd's brass turned red,"Well, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Sir Alexander Robertus Todd you got ta be thrifty, you don't realize it, but you got a expert bit going on with you and young lady are weirdo and will try to read advantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the slope of him, allowing him to declare her as she explained,"We know nothing about each other, but you were willing to take off the condom and extend to fuck me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any knowledge of me being on the anovulatory drug of if I had any STDs."

"Well you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a sporting run, then happened to take in that you got clean-living results, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to jazz you."

Sweeney Todd now was completely mazed,"So that's the only reason why you were leave to have sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your plenty was."

"cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty convention, then you got on touchwood looking to be intimate the first off thing that breathes right ?"

"That's rather rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't concern about the details, what is important is that you're good in bed, you're kind of well looking, and you're REALLY good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more careful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a import before responding,"I'll assistant you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The offer was too thoroughly to be true in Lord Todd's opinion,"But what do I have to do in return ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his lance,"if you're not in any form of committed kinship, I want my share of this gumshoe, and maybe the occasional food date doesn't sound half bad either."

Sweeney Todd sighed a breath of relief,"Dinner and sex ? That's a upright softwood to me."

Emi sat up,"As a great deal as I'd like to offer a round two right now, I've got to get place tonight, but another night for indisputable, and pass water indisputable to text me before you try anything with other girls okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her wearing apparel and stood at the doorway.

-- -

Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a line page and titled it"spunk musical note"and began to typecast :

"I'm going to write this as a kind of journal to keep open my mind off Emmett Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very easy.

Always wear a condom.

Always make sure the girl has no sexually transmitted disease

These are my offset two object lesson I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd saved the document, shut off his computer and dove into his bed. He turned to front his speech sound, to mark he has a new telling, a new match.

The End

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office report notation :

I hope everyone liked this potential intro to a serial basically would feature Sweeney Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring dissimilar rick and pleasures with different types of girls. I think it's also sort of aplomb that I've tried to structure it as a tutorial for punk users, it's important to practice dependable sex and in good order interact on tinder. This is not an accurate depiction of nearly tinder engagement at all ! If this history is well received I have a few ideas with how to continue it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more evolution to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a solid measure of content, but I'm curious if people actually want to say more about how Lord Todd gets these girls ( again these are not definite ways to get dates or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't Tell you anything besides sometimes somethings study for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and gestate Sir Thomas More to come if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the format, floor, or this long post report banknote, let me make love below ! I read all comments !