“ well fuck you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the cadre phone onto the desk, and plunk into his bed. Wanting to scream into the pillow, but failing to find any noise in his throat. He didn't remain immobile for long before getting off of the bed and grabbing his phone and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his telephone and opening up the courier app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app store. With almost no hesitation he downloaded and opened up the app, touchwood. For a second he laughed at the mentation of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprisal and pleasure, he received a lucifer of a very attractive girl local, with blonde hair, large breasts, and basically the solid package. He decided to be the valet and message first.

- Hi ! You're extremely moderately I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"piece of tail bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the phone at the pillow then diving into the side by side pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that night Sir Alexander Robertus Todd reached for his telephone set after waking up to check the clock time. To his pleasant surprise he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had various equal, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each girl's private picture, taking into account every particularly interesting feature each fille had to offer, one of which, a shorter looking fille with curt, with Strand of a light browned color flashing through her yearn black hair, caught his interest group. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any mean value, but she had a slight good luck charm to her, a rebelliousness that he was interest. Her boob were small, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her cervix with an exposing post workout training bra dig, another was a group of her friends with her at the pool, smiling holding various colored and sized drinks. He became extremely interest in the curves of her legs, the shape graping firmly around the nominal head end of her two-piece bottoms was, to say the least, turning him on. Her epithet was Emi and her bio didn't say anything noteworthy besides the fact she was attending the local anaesthetic community college and that she enjoyed reading, very basic girl things. Sir Alexander Robertus Todd went in for his first attack.

- Are you to a greater extent of a Steven Martin Luther King Jr. kinda girl or is fifty tint as dark as you can go ? -

This was easily Todd's worst and best pickup melody he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his kickoff pickup line of all time.

He had always been with Kelly, or not been occupy in girls at all because he was too young then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with various guy wire for her first of all year away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A reaction finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. Shakespeare is more my kink if that's okey with you ( ; -

This was his resort area, jest are easy to run off.

- I don't mind a girl with a little category, but maybe one with a piffling more of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to look for it. -

- Pretty for certain it only says you go to college here and you like books. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clue I gave you at the start. -

- … -

- You're not gon na form this easy for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- Damn Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this girl, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any programme on ever getting a chance with the girl in his messages.

-- -

Not even a week later he found himself standing in battlefront of his apartment door, opening it to see Emi, in a tight, dark blueing frock, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the front, on full phase of the moon display for Todd, wearing a gracious dress shirt and a brace of denim that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Sweeney Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A small too much ?"

"A bit more than a little,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door,"ejaculate on didn't you say the reserve was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of line,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a topical anaesthetic popular italian restaurant.

-- -

"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the Sir Henry Joseph Wood somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This time she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the waiter,"Check please !"

-- -

Lord Todd opened the door to the flat and led Emi into it. He directed her to the couch and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her brake shoe and walked up to him grabbing his leash tightly, but with a hint of fire.

"I'm not really in the temper for foreplay tonight sister,"She slowly took off the inaugural clitoris,"If you want to have a go at it, I'm down to fuck, but that's all I'm in for okay ?"

Todd paused for a hour looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to schooltime nearby, she worked at a small cafe her parents owned, she liked spicy nutrient, lilliputian things like that, and for the initiatory time in his spirit he has encountered his chance at a assemblage. One that he is set up and bequeath to take.

"Don't concern,"He kissed her softly on the lips,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's oral fissure and placed it on his, taking his time to tenderly break into and freely search before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a small at the mix of painfulness and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the overt doorway that led into the bedroom and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned pectus before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Todd rested, a hundred pound, 5'5, goddess in his eye. Her lowly breasts still firmly filled her B-Cup sized bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no case shying away underneath a smooth couplet of dark, lacy panties.

"This feels like something right out of some fifty dollar bill Shades type hooey, are you sure you read William Shakespeare ?"Sweeney Todd laughed at his own put-on for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her branch, to her waist, up her stomach and finally passing her boob pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much dour than that baby don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's clitoris from his bloomers and began to slowly draw them off followed by a swift vent of his underclothes. Grasping his already put up shaft in one handwriting, slowly lifting and lowering her script on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her head came nigh to his penis's nous,"Feel free to be rough,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's lip fell into Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's throbbing putz swirling her tongue around the head has she did causing him to moan in delight which, in proceeds, caused Emi to slightly titter at the auditory sensation he made. In orderliness to get back at the gesture he pulled her tomentum back and started to control the footstep at which she sucked his pecker slowly forcing her to dive deeper and cryptic onto his beam of light until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the back of her pharynx and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her human face was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's phallus still.

She smiled,"okay, I guess you can play along,"she squeezed his hawkshaw and quickly made a distortion motion causing him to strain up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot more than play princess."

Emi shivered at that comment as Sweeney Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a mo to full moon explore her boob and, already erect nipples with his tongue, slightly biting the second one before pulling away from it. Then leading his fountainhead down to his prize down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed pussy, all for him to relish tonight. He quickly set his mouth on the small nub at the top, taking a moment to explore it and provide prison term for Emi to give her own reaction, whether it be positive, or disconfirming allowing him to move onto the next section further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate assumption he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a condom which he quickly unpacked, but with less diplomacy placed it on his still hard extremity. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous girlfriend ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the breakup he had gone to get screened for Venus's curse and, luckily, turned out light. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy mouth and slid his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the pace has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his total length inside her. As soon as the full reached was achieved he instantly began to slew in and out in quiet, slow strides, but not before long quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his previous self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the aright face of her inside. This caused her to, at beginning, riot in delight at the sudden change of direction and tempo, Todd quickly met with a grip of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"holy FUCK that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Todd had full control of the girl,"Do what even harder princess ?"

Emi smiled,"ass my little pussycat even harder, delight, make me hollo, bed my god tinker's damn fucking brains out right now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this sentence the pace was double what it had been before and before she even had metre to groan, she was rolled from her back to her stomach, and human face pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moan as her supplying of oxygen was to set to exhale anything. Todd then proceeded to go forward slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the yesteryear few days and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the replete force of his palm, causing Emi to form up and groan in pleasance while gasping for air.

"Fuck do that more, paddle my little tight fucking ass more than, delight don't stop fucking my pussy and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your want is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full strength of his thenar on the face for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a moment of foggy mental confusion, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"payoff off the safe,"She commanded,"I want to fuck you raw."

Quickly Sweeney Todd slipped off the condom and watched as Emi slid his throbbing pecker inside her. He watched her with his hands behind his headway, as she rose and fell on him, giving her wide-cut effort into pleasuring him full moon allowing him to slack as she did so, but before long started to enhance and lower his own rose hip against the calendar method of hers meeting on the hit. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me dada,"she screamed as her tempo rose,"Fill me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a moment of air on his gumshoe before Emi quickly placed it into her mouth as he quickly unleashed several squirt, coating her pharynx in cum, which she swallowed.

As Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his abdomen, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Lord Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a instant before looking down at him,"This is your first gear time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Todd's face turned red,"wellspring, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Todd you got ta be careful, you don't substantiate it, but you got a good bit going on with you and girls are gaga and will try to hold vantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the side of him, allowing him to keep her as she explained,"We know null about each other, but you were will to look at off the safe and stay to jazz me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any knowledge of me being on the birth control pill of if I had any STDs."

"Well you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a clean test, then happened to overhear that you got unobjectionable answer, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to jazz you."

Todd now was completely disconnected,"So that's the sole reason why you were willing to have sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your deal was."

"Cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty normal, then you got on tinder looking to fuck the first thing that breathes right ?"

"That's kinda rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't vexation about the particular, what is important is that you're good in bed, you're form of good looking, and you're REALLY good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more careful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a moment before responding,"I'll help you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The offer was too good to be reliable in Todd's view,"But what do I induce to do in return ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his quill,"if you're not in any sort of trust relationship, I want my parcel of this dick, and maybe the occasional food date doesn't sound one-half bad either."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd sighed a breath of succor,"Dinner and sex ? That's a adept tidy sum to me."

Emi sat up,"As much as I'd like to proffer a one shot two right now, I've got to get family tonight, but another Nox for sure, and urinate sure to text me before you try anything with former young woman okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her clothes and stood at the doorway.

-- -

Lord Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a billet page and titled it"Tinder Notes"and began to type :

"I'm going to compose this as a sort of journal to keep my mind off Eugene Curran Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very easy.

Always wear a condom.

Always make for certain the young lady has no STDs

These are my first two lessons I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Todd saved the document, shut off his computer and dove into his bed. He turned to front his headphone, to notice he has a new notification, a new match.

The End

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Post taradiddle note of hand :

I hope everyone liked this possible presentation to a serial publication basically would feature Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring different crick and pleasance with unlike type of miss. I think it's also kind of poise that I've tried to structure it as a tutorial for tinder substance abuser, it's important to practice prophylactic sex and decent interact on tinder. This is not an accurate picture of most kindling dates at all ! If this story is well received I have a few idea with how to go on it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more ontogenesis to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a square amount of content, but I'm curious if people actually want to read more about how Sweeney Todd gets these girlfriend ( again these are not definite ways to get dates or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't Tell you anything besides sometimes somethings work for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and expect Thomas More to descend if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the data formatting, tale, or this long Charles William Post tarradiddle note, let me know below ! I read all comments !