Christmas 2016



Ten sidereal day to go ‘ til Christmas, John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the felicitous and joyous multitude went by. glad and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these patsy had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a crew of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the society walked up behind him,"Hello John, lot of people moving through the storage I see. That merchandising joke you came up with was sheer virtuoso !"Saint John smiled might as well be gracious to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas Day party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a meter for the family of this pot to link up together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a squeamish girl there !"Mr. Gracie said as he elbowed John slightly.

whoremaster faked a smiling as Mr. Gracie walked off, a woman ? Jesus that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, rakehell suction creature that loved to torture. Shaking his caput he was better off alone, he was damn sure a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more than money that wasn't wasted on a female person. Just then two beautiful, young cleaning lady walked by smiling at John, only to have him scowl at them.

He could hear them puff then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like citizenry, women in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette power doer said."I have heard hearsay that he was hurt ..."Then to privy their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

tinker's dam it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temporary when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping multitude in the place away from him. The first avowedly smile he'd worn in calendar week appeared as he thought, ‘ tinker's dam I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might take in done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get fix for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated assembly, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated mass !

Sighing John shook his head then looked at his lookout man, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get sent home. As the lift doorway open Saint John the Apostle instantly knew he should own waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste matter paper handbasket, puking his backbone out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to hold a Saint Nicholas Claus ! Can the temp company place one Chris ?"

"Not at this latterly join, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Yule Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted bathroom at the lift doors.

When lavatory saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men lav automatically started,"No sir Mr. Gracie, you really don't want me as your Saint Nicholas !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business. This is just an extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonesuch of a benevolent man giving presents to children."John's heart started to shine as he ran the scenario through his intellect."These children in turning want thing, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could guess that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advertizing linebacker blitzing that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a bargain that will hold you a legend in the landing field, a household gens to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg was saying.

The unhurt time John the Divine was starting to actually smile adult and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine grin."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only thing is you have to turn with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"spirit King John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to observe you after the holiday. You can be an plus to this party or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Gracie Allen stated.

toilet sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The child respond better with a female. Just think of it as another byplay tactics. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

Saint John the Apostle stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third gear meter he nodded and followed Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a door Saint John the Apostle walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the fair sex covered as a great deal of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"King John just smirked at her as he went to the other English of the room and started to divest."What in the sin do you recollect you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're lav griffon aren't you ?"

"First to reply your questions I was sent in here to convert into this,"here John held up the Santa courtship."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable tiny body. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to stage the season."John was trying to rush so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the give-and-take stuck in her throat as John Lackland removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the cabaret between john's wooden leg had her speechless. Finally a min later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the help ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for indisputable !"Saint John the Apostle sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... feel here you damn lusus naturae of nature ! I have more appeal in my little finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"junkie huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about prick I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you Saint John the Apostle griffin ; a cruddy breakup two years ago, no children, no social liveliness. Hades you don't even have a Facebook story online ! You're a lone hand and a freak !"The brunette replied.

lavatory got in the brunette's fount,"I could feature your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole prison term, then I could make it happen. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll supporter you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also hold your sassing shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the lone I to get laid, I want it to stick around that way."privy growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the way. ‘ Who in the hell did he intend he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa elbow room. The man hated woman why would he assist her ? I guess I'll have to bump out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that John griffin could rip this off.

Finally dressed St. John looked at the pattern of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the cause was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapping around apparatus that increased his belly size, he appeared to be about aright for the job. He was about to seize the door when Mr. Gracie Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the tyke that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Saint Nicholas out."Here he is Kid !"There was the hollering of dozens of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best facial expression he watched as the brunet worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was secure at this than he thought.

For the next hour John went through the question asking each kid what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was aright can view this is a fabulous gimmick to promote the season. Finally getting into it John the Evangelist was actually a little let down when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a mantle across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ right, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later whoremonger was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the drape between his legs.

Looking up at his huge member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his drumhead. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the story and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"St. John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her caput through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a dame, I do not do things like that !"

"horseshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing Gospel According to John walked to the curtain,"You are a demoralise yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was typeface to face with him. Shaking her capitulum she continued,"I am a gentlewoman just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting matter you have I ..."

growl John reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't give a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking clientele ! So do me a favor, keep quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no clientele messing with. In a intelligence ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on can left the opened mouthed and stunned to shut up woman.

Stuttering she tried to verbalise as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and give her a art object of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh betray she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John the Evangelist that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Saint Nick tonight is also our store Saint Nicholas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not certain Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertizing campaign to finish."toilet said hoping that the CEO would just neglect it.

"gimcrack, your helper can plow the residual of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Gracie replied. ‘ darn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are distressed about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to sympathise if you can do what you did in there in the fund. Well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have Thomas More than one changing room. young woman Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to micturate certainly you both have separate changing way. I am gloomy you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped following to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a good flavour at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a expert chance it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The adjacent day Saint John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his Scripture there were two elbow room. Walking in John sat and started to uncase. Outside a strange myopic man came by and put an out of order house in on the early room. A minute of arc later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came typeface to look with John, stark bare ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement John's already Brobdingnagian phallus got bigger !

smile Saint John the Apostle said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each other again ! As I said before you say cipher and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to see her vox. She was trying to happen her will power ! blaze she was still trying to rupture her eyes away from the unbelievable Hammond organ growing harder between his pegleg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg has screwed us over again. Oops grim didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only gaze her lip open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the perdition was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll delicacy since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my sources also. Look I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as slowly for you as I can alright ?"whoremonger said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."privy told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't public press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."john replied.

Jennifer threw him a grin that seemed to get off up the way. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad look that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, despiteful, greed driven, blood line sucking creatures otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one clip John actually thought char were warmly, loving, and gentle.

mentation back he should have seen the signboard, as all she wanted was things more and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a sure necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal ill-treatment for two twenty-four hours ‘ til in public she made her gap with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his substance mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was true, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by Gospel According to John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a innate at this !

Finally they were at dejeuner St. John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John Lackland's heart were vast when she sat at the board with a piled up denture ! Though the most mystify thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his read/write head there was a lot more to this char than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much forcible work in a long time.

"I can't remember the live time I was this tired,"Saint John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn near tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this prison term Jennifer was ready first and waited on St. John the Apostle."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the strawman, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the movement and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could exact you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be O.K., see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the succeeding few 24-hour interval they always ate together, John the Evangelist always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day whoremaster came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shake her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the front seat. Looking in her pocketbook he found her destination on an info menu and set out.

Pulling up in figurehead of a badly disheveled house, huh toilet thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her chamber he was affect the house was as houseclean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the firm and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the near storehouse and bought 50 Cypriot pound of food for the animate being. Feeding them he did the few stunner in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the s overjealous and was soon trying to push the early out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a gray Thai, the other had to be a unclothe tabby cat. Though as to the people of color that was hard to say with all the Edward White, Charles Grey, mordant, atomic number 79, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John Lackland said as both cat-o'-nine-tails were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a lilliputian of everything huh ?"A questioning miaou was all he got.

The succeeding morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The close affair she remembered was sitting on the terrace waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her dress ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty Ezra Pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food for thought ... ?"That's when she saw the bank note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the judiciary, when I tried to wake you, you didn't motion. I brought you home and strip down you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no solid food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your cartel and went in your bag to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"wellspring Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a dandy horse that has rescued us for a clip. Smiling she thought it was nice that King John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dish antenna also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her fountainhead. Then her angriness started to progress up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the shop and walked in ahead of time getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

Saint John was feeling pretty unspoiled he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the fertilization room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his look."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two Sir Thomas More day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a fancy woman that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a thud tears started to fall from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The nuisance was like a knife being shoved into his philia it was almost too often to aim. Dressing St. John steeled his tenderness up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the medical dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. maledict it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last-place clip he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing way, she wanted to rationalise to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. individual told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another job conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John Lackland ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the rent came harder as he shifted into outset and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore privy didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward can."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched King John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found lav wedged in. split were running freely, unashamedly down her face."lavatory ! My god please John the Divine, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on toilet's face.

Saint John opened his middle but couldn't see well, there was a fair sex in front man of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to say her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth I when she said all those nasty thing to me in the restaurant."tear started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the cut cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's oculus opened spacious, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"lavatory griffin ! You abject ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as huffy as I remember you being !"Then his middle closed.

"Yes telephone exchange, we have a male fortuity dupe, several lacerations to nerve, pectus, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him relinquish then transport."
Twenty second later they had him free and on the way to the infirmary. Finally able-bodied to see Saint John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a immense mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm somewhat sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. harbor't you caused me enough painfulness already ?"Saint John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's thinking. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched St. John's head. toilet heard Jennifer ["John Griffin ! You low-down ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shucks it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to rationalize for hitting you so backbreaking. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the infirmary, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my following of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the fantabulous job you did. You actually made so many of those tike believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John the Divine nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary St. John was in surgery for possibly an hr then retrieval. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitor ?"Jennifer asked fearing the unfit for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, kinfolk only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only life relation. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his lonesome congenator, strange. Actually it's the first fourth dimension I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A galvanize Jennifer walked down the hall to the way that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry doc I thought he was ..."Jennifer's back talk dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy life. Now no Thomas More of this Lester Willis Young man, I know that both of you love the early fiercely. Don't make me amount back and have to thwack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did privy as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to verbalise when they both heard sleigh Alexander Melville Bell. Turning to each early they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John the Evangelist said.

"I love you John the Evangelist griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my sexual love ! ”