‘ unknown must exist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
Dick Pound was always sure that one was a phallusy. Until one strange Night, when he gladly awoke to discover a putting surface glowing alien phallus inside his ass.
It was dependable to say he found himself on the receiving end of a tool Cypriot pound that nighttime. The following cockcrow he arrived at body of work. He was a coach, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the dick buffeting. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching round the office like an erect cock. In fact, one day some of the boy had seen fit to wrap him up in a homo sized condom - that way, he knew he was a hammer. That day, due to the shaft throb he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a Daucus carota sativa up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That Nox, he received yet another greenness glowing rooster pounding. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on globe was going on ?

At the end of each day, Dick knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one thing he could look on. And the glow member always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the CVA of midnight, Dick woke to the now conversant super C glow which filled his room. Ezra Pound. Irish punt. POUND. It had began again. Dick grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself side to face with a sexy looking extraterrestrial being man. The alien, surprised at Dick 's sudden apparent movement, winked. The first thing he noticed was the green man 's pecs. The outlander was ripped, like a living sculpture. Compared to the alien, Matthew Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick implements of war, like a fallible minuscule miss. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a picayune bit to the left field. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his lieu. punt. hammer. Egyptian pound. The buffeting was certainly otherworldly. pecker frowned and began to rise funny. As the radiance penis pounded away, Dick 's idea began to fill with doubt, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( noncitizen ) semen.

After a brusk spell, hawkshaw quid's sentiment drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to recall where he could've seen an alien. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously awful rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"putz Ezra Loomis Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and state me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in jacket crown,"real number PLAYAS UP IN here NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's answer of some Too $ hort words confirmed Dick Sudanese pound's hunch - the foreigner was Too $ hort, and spoke only in jacket crown, much like the lyrics to the song"Yo neck, Yo book binding"must suffer been written. The thrum stuck in his school principal - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a diddly-shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT SHIT ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL DOWN YO cover UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A real number PLAYA NOW GURL. real number. I DON'T GO FIRST."
shaft soon realised the extraterrestrial being spoke not only completely in caps, but largely only in Too $ hort lyrics. Suddenly it all made sensation - Too $ hort had to be an noncitizen. Only someone who had observed land polish from the outside, but never lived it, could have got composed songs and rhymes so atrocious and yet still thought they had any deservingness whatsoever. The noncitizen was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought Dick, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the continued pounding. quid. Pound ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the following morning invigorated as the first steaming turd on a moth-eaten day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one roll in the hay who he spilled it on. One particularly heated instant he managed to douse an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' Fists were raised, but at this exact moment, who would go far in a colossus penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. short circuit DAWG HAS ENTERED THE edifice. '' The away glass shattered, giving way to the colossus glow foxiness, and Too $ hort entered the office, pulled down his gasp, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of semen ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought putz !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his stiff sleeve and took him aboard his cock shaped space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) interpolation. hawkshaw furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in space, in globe scope. Too $ hort penetrated shaft 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's cock. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounding in quickly chronological sequence. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? pounding. add up the answer. No. Pound. And silence. cypher but a single, solitary pound to finish the job. Shortly thereafter, Dick Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to land. You might intend Dick would die in the vaccuum of quad, but he did n't. Dick Pound did n't take on any damn. Dick pound sign was badass. Dick Ezra Pound 's putz was all-american. Too $ hort 's turncock shaped quad ship came zooming after him, ready to penetrate Dick 's ass. But Dick 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to direct away from the virulent blank space cock.

Dick began to fly into deep space on the jet of his seminal fluid. space is infinite, he mused, yet his cum was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a ignominious trap, which sucked his big dick for him. `` advantageously blowjob ever, '' shaft thought. He would recommend it to anyone. As Dick passed the Hubble deep field, he wondered how big Hubble 's dick was when he was alive. gumshoe passed the voyager and knew was out far into distance now. As pecker grew hungrier and athirst, he was forced to consume his own ejaculate. He ended up laxation and vomiting his own semen and eating afterwards, an endless sexy cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .