In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it have a sci fi mystery or alien romance base ? after all I am unusual ''

My response was :

'' How about treaty negotiations between the < inset name here > alien wash and the humans. The final examination accord has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a human. For supererogatory points, tell it from both human and alien points of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely pilot estimation. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue gloss hurt his middle, but it was the video recording which was just confusing and made his vexation. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for mention, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal people, in a dark-skinned alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't want to call back of the function of that orifice, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief scientific discipline adviser. `` Are you totally certain this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguistic scientist are positive mr chairwoman. They studied the body language in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on dwell TV, your president and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked almost politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to countermine the talks, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe regretful, vote down her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Same basic amino window pane as they did, our intellectual nourishment are compatible. We would even sort out them as mammals if we did n't know they 're foreign. They give birth to hold up Young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial consistence pilus. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the quotation of sex organs, it was his testis on the stemma here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' page five of the briefing paper has the synopsis of the upshot. You will enter from opposite position of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will encounter on the bed at centre of attention stage, and there you will perform the relation. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to fuck an alien, her places are not in the right places. ``

'' The briefing document pageboy 20 through 30 covers suggestions on how to keep. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and impost. There is a large amount of origin material for that, their porno manufacture is surprisingly upgrade. We can see several ways in which you might be capable to mate with their president. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still wonted for their males to take the lead in sex act. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you charge instead. I 'm sure you can handle it, sir. ``

The United States President was now questioning why he got into political sympathies in the first seat. He could birth been a simple farmer just like his Church Father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, President Rowena Powell was having like sentiment. She looked at the orangeness tinted screen of her most precious possession. `` man-about-town and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` astonishing '', of the magazine publisher. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an old-timer then. It had sparked a youthful girls interest in scientific discipline and it had put her on the way of life which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to recognize there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the unknown supporter in the title story ) had had. She called that being the goop god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positively charged that this is their usance, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the 6th form. They were very definite about how this was to take place, madam chairperson '' The estrange language had multiple forms, each manikin was used in a different way to put across shades of signification. The 6th sort was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The linguistic communication forms the aliens used also made it almost unsufferable to put a epithet to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth contour, Rohazee was third, much less schematic. If you used the wrong one in the wrong destiny you could take up a war, or forged. nigh of the time they were referred to `` our acquaintance from space '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of less polite watchword for them in common currency as well.

'' So how does their flesh work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a Gorilla gorilla. The head parallel is not fully articulated, to a greater extent of a hump. There are several eyes and a backtalk. The rima oris is only used for feeding, not for respiration. Respiration and speech communication uses the behind porta. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be soundly politico. ``

The scientific discipline advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The lip also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a member. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the prexy with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's sexual organs are also in her rima oris. congress is more like French people fondling. There is some character reference to oral sex, that might be More what you were referring to madam president. Though given the remainder in the positions of their backtalk and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her target ? ``

'' Precisely madam president. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt bare. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the stage was the extraterrestrial chair, he did look like a headless crookback gorilla from this angle. Getting nigher she could see that he was hairless, his skin was dark and looked more like a grained leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with a great deal to a greater extent UV light than earth, a tougher skin was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelid. To the noncitizen, even a fountainhead lit TV studio was dark, so all the eyes were fully undetermined, various of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to suffer you madam President. ``

Rowena started her prepare address, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to end. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely diffused leather crown, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might change her nous. The hug was very animal. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the abstemious finishing of hair's-breadth she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a bit on, the alien 's natural language slipped into her mouth. Of course, it was also his penis and it was put up, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's former lingua, there were three belittled tongue arrayed around the briny knife, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The alien reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like hands clad in the softest calf boxing glove. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely up to of rational number thought process at that second, but one thinking she had was that these aliens had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to sign on up for this again. The alien kissed down her stomach, arriving at her slit. The alien 's glossa probed, he was good at this, a cancel Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this clock time.

She felt the unknown 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three humble tongue licked at her clit and puss backtalk. The upshot was too practically for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his buttocks high school, and trumpeted a exulting bellow, it still sounding like a very garish fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted government agency of alien thing, soft touch Watson was a computational linguist. He was function of the team which had built the translator the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his fear with is boss, the TV was playing the mating of the prexy in the background knowledge. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the several forms of our Quaker'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the interlingual rendition map, I noticed the tertiary and fifth class cluster very closely in the end product space. That would signify Book in the third and fifth part forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our Quaker have noticed themselves. They call them 'third contour jokes'. Something like our wordplay, but more than subtle. The third form tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth mannikin word to a third form word in a time you can end up with a ill-gotten jocularity pun. ``

'' That could clear life difficult, can we alter the analysis situs of the map to increase the separation of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action mechanism on the filmdom .