All In Spliff ( Caw 25 Entry )
MonsterThe air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area stat mi from my home. I was on a quest to stop the
bitch who was the absolute curse of my life. The dry malarkey blew out of the Confederate States of America, a hot tongue of xerotes that tried to blow any moisture from any thing it touched. I had miles to go just to reach the border of her wood, then I had to contend even more air mile through the thick tangle of under brush. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern mage extraordinaire. wellspring, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the true curse of my sprightliness. hell on earth, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... woman mage though, damn ripe looking and a sweet-scented time in bed, was as active as a coldness, abruptly, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd deliver sworn were 2 unlike women. So anyway, a workweek ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a biz on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the base, when in the front line door walked this vision. Slender hip, late blue eyes, the kind you do n't listen getting lost in, peg that started at her feet and seemed to go on forever.
Her hair was like a fine silk that shimmers in the sun, and her blood red brim had every man in the place
hurting for even a perceptiveness. About now I was thinking why was a good looking adult female like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the full-grown shock of all when she stopped in social movement of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this seat taken ? '' Hell who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the luckiest bastard in the place.
'' trusted, '' I said, `` here let me dust it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used hankey, I cleaned the stool for her.
`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
spell charm. `` There, I think that ought to afford us enough time to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an minute. `` I am drear I had to fall back to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly hard to site, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an speech, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freezing spell good luck charm, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a sure set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... deliverance mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her long particolored lashes.
'' missionary work ? I 've heard no word of delivery delegation from the council, '' I replied a petty taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the unity who are holding my babe captive, you remember that ice caper last month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her bubble since I was the mage to charm her, it had been my last subject. I had finally grown tired of the danger and spirit threatening jobs I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty boldness getting by on her looks and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the flavour between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a self-colored subject against her, not lots I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, unassailable as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the inviolable around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her literal close. She was good, but I already knew that her sis was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me think on it, '' I told her, `` let you recognise tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, get together me here and we can discuss, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can intend of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' tinker's damn, I always was a lollipop for a tight ass like hers, plus the hypnotic sway of her hips as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little disquieted about what would happen when the charm wore off. A consequence later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.
Getting up, I headed to the back to make a outcry. Knowing that the woman would experience me watched, this would be the only existent chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my niggling apartment. The secondly I hit the street I felt the cold, beat eyes of the looker she had tailing me. sentiment I had her pegged right, I knew her type, all smiling til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and sore death they could. Yeah, there was n't too much in this human beings as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my pot were tingling with danger, more than I cared to accept. Rounding a recession I felt a second set of eyes on me. My Guy, good, they 'd draw the message.
Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow Nox, I might be prophylactic from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get lucky after all, then an after thought, I started working my enchantments anyway. stopping point time I took a position for granted, a damn troll almost crushed my mind, that was a hundred year ago. Recently the work had started to bore the shucks out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some beastly prison. Moving past the window, I could still experience optic in the street following my shadow every relocation. Looking at the time I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the aspiration would allow for me alone. Setting every Mrs. Humphrey Ward and alarm clock I could believe of, I laid on the bed. residuum would definitely give me an edge.
Several hr later, I jerked awake when I felt my outmost ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable riot that I knew was coming. for certain enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting scream of terror rising from the tail floor. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the idiot who was trapped in my ward cakehole. Shaking my foreland, it always surprised me when the great unwashed overlooked Mrs. Humphrey Ward. Most, now a days were n't that strong. Thing is though, I used a lot older conjuration than most of the innovative mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't have intercourse about the older magic trick. I smiled as I watched the patsy start to strangle, then choke. Sighing I released him, would n't do to experience the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the trash I did, but they did dish out a worthy purpose.
Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not trusted he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the wards, the ... thing began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell nothing. I had started to reach in to take hold of my phone, when i felt another twain of black eyes upon me. red cent, figured a woman like her probably had a hoi polloi lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't proficient for them in the long run. turning, I went back up to dress for tonight, not sure enough what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay faithful attention than ever before.
I was n't that trusted what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an unnatural sweetheart and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my foot falls overweight in my ears. Awful restrained for this time of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the barman From the looks of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this good afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcohol, now I was gladiolus I had prepared.
A few moments later she seemed to swim in the door, I tried not to stare at the poor hem strain she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the stead had to rive their jaws off the floor.
session in a Booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another magical spell out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the next 29 minutes she described, in detail, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my blazonry as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half hour trip out of the metropolis, stopping before a large two story edifice, actually a star sign. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
walk in we were met by more of the ... still could n't key out them, guess a large puppet with humble cornet, a small rooftree of rachis down the rachis, dead fang, and more haircloth than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a small army of these matter. Huh, the lady had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her hand and was suddenly naked before me. shucks ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect. Her mingy ass, the untouched chest, her trimmed pubic pilus, hell her pussy was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my finger, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her Army watching me, a sinister, twisted look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the detail, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the admonition signs. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should bug out before she changed her mind. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to take her. Rising up, I drove full length, balls deep. Her wow of delight causing me to flap down harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her legs around me. I felt her body convulsing her muscles squeezing my member, trying to make my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a large load trench within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to order a dozen Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth before I passed out.
I jerked awake an hour later as several of her army were trying to break through my wards. Two were already utter with a few more than about to join them. I reached over to wake her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my finger's breadth, it took a moment for my clothes to do. I should have headed to the council that moment, then this would suffer been over within 2 hours, did I ? Hell no ! As usual, I really did n't commit the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the one-tenth time in a hundred years.
I was going to handle this my self. I should give noticed the stiffening in my pegleg when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my force ! Trying to take a dance step, I found my leg and foot were rooted to the maculation. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor tour I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized most of my spur.
I moved deeper into the timber, if she caught me, I was beat for sure enough. It 'd fill days for the spell to
completely revoke. Concealing my self, I did something grievous, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and rant when she found her sister 's cell empty. soundly, the boy had moved her from here. Now I just had to come through the night and hope she did n't bear the cognition to drain all my powers. I could see her as she tried to destroy the prison. I do n't think she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for zero, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to bid that you 'd died from the creeping spindle ! '' I could try her moving through the forest, setting everything on fire. darn, this seemed familiar.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, issue forth for me if you dare ! I have a warm link to all your mightiness, issue forth fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a instant later.
I felt the counter charm starting to work. At to the lowest degree my backbone was n't hearty now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't call them. But the gripe had been wrong about one thing. She had n't gotten all my mightiness, well-nigh yes. Sex had a propensity to open one up nigh of the way, not all the way like she thought. for certain she was a cracking lay but ... I stopped a present moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a comrade feeling to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my finger's breadth, of course ! A mile away, I felt her stumble over from the snap bean I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my power not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison house, I wished I could help them but I had more press out problems. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping arbor to revoke faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to consider longer to reverse it. Picking up a straight branch, I started the longsighted walk back to my place. 2 minute later, I was at the border of the city. I had a road but not in the daytime. I could see the people running in scourge, then the council would intercede, not skilful. They 'd serve me sure enough but they 'd probably hit the spell vacate an in a class, just as punishment. various hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most potent wand/cane I started out for her planetary house. The sun was rising when I made the defect field. I had started crossing with the rising sun. half way across I felt another of my powers slip back. job was, it was still a minor power, but at least now I had enough to keep myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the Tree cable that was the sharpness of the attribute came within sight. I was now starting to experience More and more of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree roots. At least I was starting to sense More homo like than tree diagram like. Finally, reaching the Tree line, I waved my wand and could faintly see a course through. Looking down, I saw that the creeping had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my major powers. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her range. I felt her trying to reach and play it back, only to get empty-bellied air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that inviolable did n't you ? Even as fallible as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your chunk on the paries as my get-go and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or fox me to screw you. please ! Funny, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could sense her anger rise, good !
I had just reached the edge of the forest when there was a immense rumbling behind me, using my power ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her riot as she burst through the social movement doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a stagnant man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my baby ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in watch glass. effectual, though I knew it would n't hold her long, it might be enough for me to get a few more ability back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my articulatio genus, though I was n't embarrassed to experience my pecker out in the open air, there was still a quiver and it was damn cold-blooded to me there. A mo, then one-third of my John Major ability had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid bitch, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to take your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her things swept out of the mansion threatening to bury me. I started to demolish them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.
Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the planetary house towards me. Her eyes grew broad as she tried to contain them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stronger than you, '' I started to pull harder, feeling more strength return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to find all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, belligerent excuses for living creatures. I WILL rein or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should kill her and I knew I was probably going to catch sin, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a blind drunk ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a inferno of a lot more than I had before. Screaming fucking slaying the wholly time she 'd have her retaliation, then finally blessed muteness, damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more hefty than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My wards finally cleared the last of her army. I had at to the lowest degree another hr before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any living thing left. About that time my stopping point cooperator appeared, `` hoot Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a red cent last wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and crony they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few arcminute later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know better than to expose th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your protection, your police force. shut the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 eld, after tonight you AND the all council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't impart me any shit. You 'll have my theme and my female parent fucking badge in the morning. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the elderberry bush. `` If you want to do after me, go right ahead. I guarantee I will engage out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triplet wards around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next morning I still felt a petite bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the position. The back of an old factory opened as I waved my deal. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report card, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the study, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morning time ), finally my mage police papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can suck up my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` infernal region, all you can kiss my ass, crap ! ``
going, I started to get that risible feeling again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
skittle alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive amount of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the hard enforcer, police factor we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't lie with, I guess you were a yes man. You followed orders within the law but never beyond, it took this case to break you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry grinning on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get well-worn of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elder said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a bid position. '' he said.
'' okeh, '' I said a panoptic grin on my face, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the senior blushed, `` Oh, a minor detail, my daughter, she 's young, only 200 but she wants to have a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to infuse her at least twice a day. '' It was my bout to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy shit ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! Clear skin, long hair, long legs, and what a fuddled ass ! Maybe affair were starting to front up for once, at least after the last 2 century. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a tight ass .