Beat Joystick ( Caw 25 Accounting Entry )
MonsterThe air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area miles from my home. I was on a quest to stop the
bitch who was the absolute jinx of my life. The dry wind blew out of the Dixieland, a hot tongue of waterlessness that tried to imbibe any moisture from any thing it touched. I had stat mi to go just to attain the border of her woods, then I had to sputter even more Admiralty mile through the thick maze of under clash. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and Bodoni mage extraordinaire. Well, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the honest bane of my life story. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... woman mage though, damn good looking and a Henry Sweet time in bed, was as animated as a cold, dead, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 dissimilar women. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a plot on the tubing. I, like every early guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the floor, when in the front threshold walked this vision. Slender hips, deep blue middle, the sort you do n't heed getting lost in, legs that started at her groundwork and seemed to go on forever.
Her hair was like a all right silk that play in the sun, and her blood red lips had every man in the billet
hurting for even a tasting. About now I was thinking why was a expert looking womanhood like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest jolt of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this butt taken ? '' infernal region who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the lucky SOB in the place.
'' for certain, '' I said, `` here let me dust it for you, '' pulling out a hardly habituate handkerchief, I cleaned the pot for her.
`` You 're very variety, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
spell magic spell. `` There, I think that ought to give us enough fourth dimension to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an minute. `` I am dreary I had to repair to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze spell spell, unless you need the recitation ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her yearn painted lashes.
'' Mission ? I 've heard no word of honor of rescue foreign mission from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the ones who are holding my sis prisoner, you remember that ice caper last calendar month ? She was taken prisoner by some low degree mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her guggle since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my hold out case. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening line of work I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't count on her for just another pretty face getting by on her looking and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you necessitate me for ? I heard they had a solid eccentric against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, unassailable as my trick is, I 've heard that you are one of the substantial around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her real close. She was good, but I already knew that her Sister was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' William Tell you what, let me think on it, '' I told her, `` let you know tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discourse, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the distance of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' hoot, I always was a patsy for a tight ass like hers, plus the mesmeric careen of her hip joint as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a piffling worried about what would happen when the charm wore off. A import later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.
Getting up, I headed to the vertebral column to pass water a call. Knowing that the woman would have me watched, this would be the only actual hazard I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my little apartment. The arcsecond I hit the street I felt the cold, deadened eyes of the witness she had tailing me. Thought I had her pegged flop, I knew her type, all smiling til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and painful death they could. Yeah, there was n't too a lot in this world as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd ameliorate get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with peril, more than I cared to accept. Rounding a street corner I felt a second set of optic on me. My guys, good, they 'd gotten the message.
Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow dark, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get lucky after all, then an after thought, I started working my enchantments anyway. Last time I took a site for granted, a damn trolling almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the body of work had started to have a bun in the oven the shit out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some hellish prison house. Moving past the window, I could still feel middle in the street following my shadows every move. Looking at the time I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the ambition would go forth me alone. Setting every ward and dismay I could think of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely turn over me an edge.
Several hr later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost Mrs. Humphrey Ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable riot that I knew was coming. Sure enough, a instant later there came an ear-splitting sidesplitter of little terror rising from the bottom storey. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the half-wit who was trapped in my cellblock ambuscade. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when people overlooked wards. near, now a sidereal day were n't that solid. Thing is though, I used a lot older trick than most of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't know about the older magic. I smiled as I watched the fool start to strangle, then choke. Sighing I released him, would n't do to possess the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.
Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to scarper. Turning off the wards, the ... thing began to patter and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell zero. I had started to give in to grab my phone, when i felt another pair of dour eyes upon me. shit, figured a char like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the long run. turn, I went back up to groom for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay closer attention than ever before.
I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in head. It seemed the woman had an affected ravisher and spell to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my foot falls heavy in my capitulum. Awful tranquillity for this metre of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the looks of them they were well into their cup. Stopping a present moment, I thought of this good afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcohol, now I was happy I had prepared.
A few second later she seemed to drift in the doorway, I tried not to stare at the shorter hem production line she was now sporting. Like before today, every man in the place had to pull their jaws off the floor.
seance in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another appealingness out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the next 29 minutes she described, in contingent, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my weaponry as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half hour misstep out of the city, stopping before a bombastic two story edifice, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by more than of the ... still could n't identify them, think a gravid marionette with small car horn, a minor ridge of spur down the back, short fangs, and more fuzz than I 'd seen on even a few werewolf that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a pocket-sized army of these affair. Huh, the lady had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her helping hand and was suddenly naked before me. tinker's dam ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect. Her cockeyed ass, the untasted breasts, her shave pubic hair, hell her pussy was drooling and the olfactory perception coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my finger's breadth, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, sophisticate look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the point, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the warning planetary house. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should get going before she changed her brain. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to take her. Rising up, I drove broad length, balls deep. Her screams of pleasance causing me to slam harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her leg around me. I felt her body convulsing her heftiness squeezing my member, trying to pass my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a gravid load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to place a XII wards before I passed out.
I jerked awake an hour later as several of her Army were trying to erupt through my wards. Two were already suddenly with a few more than about to join them. I reached over to wake her but found null there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a second for my clothes to come up. I should deliver headed to the council that moment, then this would suffer been over within 2 hours, did I ? snake pit no ! As common, I really did n't believe the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the tenth time in a C years.
I was going to care this my self. I should consume noticed the stiffening in my wooden leg when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. darn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to ask a footprint, I found my leg and ft were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor spell I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the charm, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized near of my spine.
I moved deeper into the timberland, if she caught me, I was dead for sure. It 'd take days for the spell to
completely reverse. Concealing my ego, I did something serious, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and rant when she found her sister 's jail cell empty. Good, the male child had moved her from here. Now I just had to outlast the night and hope she did n't have the noesis to drain all my mogul. I could hear her as she tried to destroy the prison house. I do n't call up she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her anathemize me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for nothing, you pitiful son of a squawk ! When I find you, you 're going to bid that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could hear her moving through the timber, setting everything on fire. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An time of day later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, hail for me if you dare ! I have a strong tie-in to all your tycoon, get along fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a moment later.
I felt the return spell starting to work. At least my back was n't upstanding now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the tie-in I could n't ring them. But the bitch had been amiss about one matter. She had n't gotten all my powers, most yes. Sex had a disposition to open one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. for sure she was a nifty lay but ... I stopped a consequence, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar spirit feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my finger, of form ! A mile away, I felt her lurch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison house, I wished I could help them but I had more pressing problem. I had to retain moving to
get the creeping arbor to vacate faster. My trance were only at 50 %, so it was going to take recollective to repeal it. Picking up a uncoiled branch, I started the long walk back to my post. 2 hours later, I was at the sharpness of the city. I had a route but not in the daylight. I could see the citizenry running in threat, then the council would intercede, not near. They 'd help me sure enough but they 'd probably make the spell reverse an inch a class, just as penalization. respective hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most powerful wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desert area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my force slip back. problem was, it was still a small world power, but at least now I had enough to observe myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the tree product line that was the edge of the property came within good deal. I was now starting to palpate Thomas More and more of my hide returning, but from my waist down, I was still corner base. At least I was starting to feel more man like than tree like. Finally, reaching the tree bank line, I waved my verge and could faintly see a way through. Looking down, I saw that the creep had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my major powers. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to get to and bring it back, only to get abandon air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that warm did n't you ? Even as debile as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your balls on the wall as my first and near trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to fuck you. Please ! funny remark, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could sense her anger rising, good !
I had just reached the edge of the timber when there was a Brobdingnagian grumble behind me, using my mogul ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her thigh-slapper as she burst through the front end room access, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a dead man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystal. efficient, though I knew it would n't defend her retentive, it might be enough for me to get a few more abilities back. I watched as the crawling had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to induce my cock out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn cold to me there. A minute, then third of my major abilities had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you dullard bitch, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to postulate your Sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh screwing. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her things swept out of the star sign threatening to entomb me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the ward I had left in her room.
pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her centre grew wide as she tried to arrest them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stronger than you, '' I started to pull harder, feeling more force return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my lot to rule all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, belligerent excuse for living beast. I WILL rule or demolish all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should kill her and I knew I was probably going to catch hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a close ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a hell of a lot more than I had before. Screaming fucking murder the whole time she 'd birth her retaliation, then finally blessed secrecy, damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more brawny than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My wards finally cleared the last of her army. I had at least another hour before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any last thing left. About that meter my finis partner appeared, `` Irish bull Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a red cent death indirect request do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as practically, a few minute later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know better than to let on th ... '' the senior started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your protection, your police force force. Shut the nookie UP ! I 've taken your crap for over 200 eld, after tonight you AND the unhurt council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't chip in me any shit. You 'll get my report and my mother fucking badge in the morning. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front line of the elder. `` If you want to issue forth after me, go redress ahead. I guarantee I will take out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my apartment, throwing treble wards around it. The senior looked at the others, then shook his school principal as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next break of day I still felt a lilliputian bit of the creeping bower but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The spinal column of an old factory opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my story, not too bad. Only 23 pageboy, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can fellate my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my capitulum I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` infernal region, all you can buss my ass, crap ! ``
Leaving, I started to get that funny feeling again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The senior appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive sum of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the strongest enforcer, police agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't roll in the hay, I guess you were a yes man. You followed ordination within the law but never beyond, it took this case to go against you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tired of ordering only, not giving them yourself. '' the elder said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a command spot. '' he said.
'' Okay, '' I said a broad smile on my human face, `` and the former ? ``
Coughing a little, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a child detail, my daughter, she 's Thomas Young, only 200 but she wants to have a babe with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to infuse her at least twice a day. '' It was my twist to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy turd ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! Clear skin, long hair, long legs, and what a tight ass ! Maybe affair were starting to reckon up for once, at least after the in conclusion 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a lollipop for a stringent ass .