One evening in 1842

The sun was setting over the western sandwich hills bathing the valley side in a golden gleam. I looked up from my books and decided to take a walk before darkness fell.

Our house stood some way above the settlement and I decided to walk down to sample a pint or two of ale before supper.

"I'm going for a base on balls I may be some fourth dimension,"I informed the housekeeper before I strode off in search of refreshment.

I had not gone many yards before I came across a Nun speed towards the village.

"commodity evening,"I greeted her,"You seem to be in a capital rush."

"We need the doc,"she explained.

"I think I saw him en route to the Stag and Hornet an hr since,"I explained.

"Oh no, he will be incapable !"she sighed.

"I know something of medicine perhaps I can help ?"I offered.

"Oh I think not,"she answered,"One of our sister has a splinter."

"Then lead on,"I suggested,"I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers."

"Up inside her, her dildo splintered,"she sighed,"I think you will call for to a greater extent than a distich of tweezers."

"Up her ?"I queried as I recoiled in shock.

"Vagina, cunt what ever your favourite gens for a woman's intimate electric organ is,"she sighed again,"So take me to the doctor and stop over wasting my time."

I showed her to the Stag and went to rouse the medico. He was still sensible, after a fashion, but not exactly at the crest of his powers.

"Doctor, you must come, a Sister has a splinter up her vagina,"I explained urgently.

"right,"he agreed instantly,"On the mesa with her lads ramification akimbo, lets see what we're dealing with."

Two burly gent grabbed my companion and lofted her onto the tabular array and despite her protests spread her legs wide.

"Ahhhh,"The doctor said as he lofted her robe and exposed her hairy pile, for she wore 0 under the robe."Using those old carved statues again."

"Its not me !"she protested rather too feebly as the medico thrust a pudgy finger between her lower back talk, `` Its babe Ouch ! ``.

"How far in ?"he asked as he pressed further.

"Its another sister not, oooh, me !"she gasped.

"Doctor its not her,"I explained.

"Shut it pup,"a burly laborer hissed,"This be the best appearance we had in a while."

"Is that it ?"the MD asked.

"No, Nooooo"the nun protested rather feebly.

"Anyone with a longer finger ?"the Dr. asked.

"postponement her pussy clear so's we can see beneficial,"the Landlord suggested.

"It's, Oooh, not,"the nun tried to explain.

"Help her off with this robe,"The doctor suggested drunkenly.

Willing hands pulled her robe over her head.

"Its not,"she protested, but a burly yokel was now caressing her tits.

"Its not her !"I explained only to be pushed towards the door.

"I said shut it now shut it !"he ordered.

"No I don't have a splinter !"she explained. Poor young woman. The bibulous Doctor misunderstood and was now dropping his pants.

"Oh for pity's sake,"she wailed, but the doctors pudgy pecker was already pressing into her.

His prick was suffering from beer maker affliction and bent-grass as he tried to pull it in her, slipping out twice before a buirdly hayseed loosed his fly to release at to the lowest degree a foot of solid man meat.

sister Pious's eyes were all-embracing ilk saucers as she started at the man's momster rooster with its bulgy purple header,"No,"she said rather feebly and unconvincingly.

"Let a man in,"the yokel insisted as he pushed the doctor aside and unerringly rammed his substance deep into sister Pious's vagina.

"It's not her,"I insisted.

"Shut it, this is the best show we had for eld,"a yahoo insists and pushed me towards the door.

"Oooohhhh,"Sister Pious cooed as his cock slid easily inside her.

"Me next,"another yokel chuckled as he dropped his trews to unveil a thick pudgy turncock to the admiring regard of the barmaid and some rather jealous gentleman and lesser yokels.

sister Pious had farseeing since given up all pretence of electrical resistance and had her legs wrapped around the yahoo while shouting"Yes, yes, punishing, backbreaking,"and"Ohhhhh."

"Its not,"I explained.

"Shut up and watch or bugger off,"a yokel insisted, so after no Sir Thomas More than ten minutes watching them cavort and explore several unlikely posture I decided that as I seemed not to be receive the best course was to go to the monastery myself.

I duly collected my bag and a pair of slender tweezers and made haste to the monastry. It was only two or three miles and with the stableboy gone dwelling house it was less trouble to walk than get a sawhorse saddled.

I arrived well after supper time. I knocked loudly on the door and after some ten min a sleepy nun opened a small slide spy hole and asked,"What do you want ?"

"I understand a nun requires checkup attention,"I declared urgently.

"Really ?"she retorted,"Not just after a shabu of wine-coloured and a warm by the vestry flak ?"

"No, baby Pious was sent to get a Doctor,"I explained.

"Ah sister Pious,"she agreed,"And did she have a figure for the affliced nun."

"No,"I explained,"She merely said the poor female child had a splinter from her dildo up her."

The slide slammed shut abruptly, I knocked again.

"Go away,"the nun shouted,"Before we send for the Constable."

"But sister Pious is being ravished,"I shouted.

I heard the nun shout,"Sister Pious has escaped again,"then a kerfuffle and the doorway was flung undefended and I was admitted.

A somewhat dishevelled mother victor hurried to adjoin me,"What has Pious done now ?"she demanded.

"She said a nun needed aesculapian service and the Doctor of the Church is indisposed,"I explained,"Whereas I am a medical examination student."

"He said a nun had dildo splinters up her."the first nun explained only to be cut short.

"Really well young man, well first we nun do not use dildos,"female parent superior explained.

"No we use candles and the turn bit on our crucifix,"a third nun said brightly until she noted the Mother superordinate's scowl.

"But sister Pious said mortal had splinter,"I explained as more nun appeared roused by the commotion.

"So where is baby Pious ?"The mother Superior asked,"Is she enjoying a grounds of ale in the stag ?"

"More like a metrical unit of yokel's cock,"I retorted rudely,"The last meter I saw her she was completely naked, peg akimbo being shafted by."

"enough ! I think we get the idea,"the Mother Superior declared,"She does this every now and again, I would imagine she will be back some time in the next week or so."

"But what about the splinters ?"I asked.

"Pres Young man I can control you,"The mother Superior insisted until one nun said awkwardly.

"It was me, I asked Sister Pious for help, my crucifix ..."she said.

"And mine,"another nun agreed.

"Me too,"another agreed,"My crucifix is all rough and."

"love lord do I have a heap of woman of the street,"The mother superordinate sighed,"Very well, you may use the infirmary for your examinations."

"Mine worked themselves out,"one nun admitted.

"And mine,"another one agreed.

"Mine are very painful,"another nun admitted,"Would you take care examining me ?"

"Do your worst,"The female parent Superior agreed and she strode away quite angrily.

The touched nun was called Sister Martha, she was only about twenty class of age or so which un nerved me somewhat, and quite comely with a arrant peach and a mound covered in a light furry down as I was soon to find.

She showed me to the infirmary,"I am sorry to bother you but it is rather uncomfortable,"she simpered.

"Just lay on the slab and part your knees,"I suggested. I lofted her robe as she did so but there was little adequate to see by cd light. I eased a finger into her. She sighed quite contentedly which I found quite storm as was the shiftiness of her innards.

I managed to get three fingerbreadth inside her,"Am I anywhere near ?"I asked.

"No,"she said,"You need something longer."

"I have pincer but I can't see."I admitted.

"Then use your cock,"an aging nun suggested from behind me,"Isn't it obvious she doesn't have a splinter, she just needs a cock."

"No, I do have a splinter, I'm a respectable chaste girl,"sister Martha insisted.

"Chased by half the chap in Borchester,"the elderly nun chorted,"Go on young man, get on her, flood her with your seed and dampen the splinter out, thats what the good doctor does."

Now to be reliable my member was already straining at the tierce and when the elderly nun camem behind me and loosed my fly button he sprang justify in an instant.

"I can't,"I protested but baby Martha was staring astray eyed at my pecker and her was straining to get inside her and I was powerless to resist.

"return that !"I chortled as my member speared unerringly inside her,"Take all of Aggggghhhhhh !"

I found the splinter the dreadful way. I withdrew in horror to ascertain two inches of oak splinter now speared through my prepuce."love god !"I protested as I pulled it out with trembing digit,"There really was a splinter !"

"Oh my Italian sandwich,"sister Martha said, as she stared at my damaged hammer,"Let me kiss it better."

"Ram it back in her bitch succus is a great therapist,"the older nun opined and it did seem the most reasonable measure so I did.

"Oh that is so soothe, a great deal nicer than a candle,"she cooed.

"Indeed my cock seems much less abominable now,"I agreed,"I am so occupy studying that I seldom find time for a fuck.

It felt very odd to be fucking a nun while almost fully clothed but any larboard in a storm they say and I own Sister Martha was an admirable screw and as I soon found as she pulled her robe up to reveal them she had delectable knocker as well.

The female parent Superior reappeared,"Fucking, why am I not surprised ?"she opined,"No doubtfulness you will necessitate to do a follow up stoppage tomorrow. Do you know I sometimes think I am running a Brothel rather than a nunnery."

"Yes I think I should mark tomorrow,"I agreed.

The Mother higher-up rolled her eye to heaven."I know, why not take her Martha home with you and use her like a harlot until you grow tired of her then charge her back."

"I fear I might never tire of fucking her,"I agreed,"But it does sound like a capital idea."

"I was being sarcastic,"The female parent higher-up explained sadly.

"Well it won't matter, we can put any kid in our orphanage,"a nun suggested,"With Sister Pious'two and."

"grasp your tongue,"the Mother Superior ordered but the die was cast.

Sister Martha squeezed my turncock with pleasure and suddenly I was unable to restrain myself and my seed burst forth in a cracking violent stream sending my mind straight to heaven.

My cock seemed no worse for the experience apart from a superficial combat injury on my prepuce and my job done I dressed and prepared to leave.

"Shall you take Sister Martha with you ?"the Mother victor asked sarcastically.

"No, the night is coldness, I shall send for her on the morrow,"I announced, and collecting my traps together I departed.

To be continued ?