One evening in 1842

The sun was setting over the western hills bathing the vale side in a golden lambency. I looked up from my books and decided to involve a pass before swarthiness fell.

Our house stood some way above the village and I decided to walk down to sample a pint or two of ale before supper.

"I'm going for a walk I may be some time,"I informed the housekeeper before I strode off in search of refreshment.

I had not gone many yards before I came across a Nun hurrying towards the village.

"good evening,"I greeted her,"You seem to be in a great rush."

"We need the medico,"she explained.

"I think I saw him en route to the Stag and Hornet an minute since,"I explained.

"Oh no, he will be unequal to !"she sighed.

"I know something of medicament perhaps I can help oneself ?"I offered.

"Oh I think not,"she answered,"One of our Sister has a splinter."

"Then lead on,"I suggested,"I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers."

"Up inside her, her dildo splintered,"she sighed,"I think you will take more than a brace of tweezers."

"Up her ?"I queried as I recoiled in shock.

"Vagina, bitch what ever your ducky name for a cleaning woman's intimate electronic organ is,"she sighed again,"So take me to the doctor and stop cachexia my time."

I showed her to the hart and went to rouse the medico. He was still sensible, after a fashion, but not exactly at the peak of his powers.

"Doctor, you must come, a Sister has a splinter up her vagina,"I explained urgently.

"right,"he agreed instantly,"On the mesa with her lads legs akimbo, lets see what we're dealing with."

Two burly chaps grabbed my companion and lofted her onto the table and despite her protests spread her legs wide.

"Ahhhh,"The doctor said as he lofted her robe and exposed her hairy mound, for she wore cipher under the robe."Using those old cut up statues again."

"Its not me !"she protested rather too feebly as the Doctor of the Church thrust a tubby finger between her lower rim, `` Its Sister Ouch ! ``.

"How far in ?"he asked as he pressed further.

"Its another sister not, oooh, me !"she gasped.

"Doctor of the Church its not her,"I explained.

"Shut it pup,"a burly laborer hissed,"This be the best display we had in a while."

"Is that it ?"the doc asked.

"No, Nooooo"the nun protested rather feebly.

"Anyone with a longer digit ?"the Doctor asked.

"Hold her cunt open so's we can see better,"the Landlord suggested.

"It's, Oooh, not,"the nun tried to explain.

"helper her off with this robe,"The Doctor suggested drunkenly.

Willing hands pulled her robe over her head.

"Its not,"she protested, but a burly bumpkin was now caressing her nipple.

"Its not her !"I explained only to be pushed towards the door.

"I said shut it now shut it !"he ordered.

"No I don't have a splinter !"she explained. Poor girl. The drunken Doctor misunderstood and was now dropping his pants.

"Oh for pity's rice beer,"she wailed, but the doc pudgy cock was already pressing into her.

His cock was suffering from brewer affliction and bent as he tried to force it in her, slipping out twice before a burly rube loosed his fly to let go at least a foot of satisfying man meat.

Sister Pious's oculus were wide like saucer as she started at the man's momster stopcock with its protuberant purpurate principal,"No,"she said rather feebly and unconvincingly.

"Let a man in,"the yokel insisted as he pushed the doctor aside and unerringly rammed his meat deep into sister Pious's vagina.

"It's not her,"I insisted.

"Shut it, this is the best appearance we had for geezerhood,"a rube insists and pushed me towards the door.

"Oooohhhh,"Sister Pious cooed as his peter slid easily inside her.

"Me next,"another yahoo chuckled as he dropped his trews to reveal a thick pudgy cock to the admiring gaze of the barmaid and some rather green-eyed valet and lesser yokels.

Sister Pious had long since given up all pretence of resistance and had her branch wrapped around the yokel while shouting"Yes, yes, harder, severe,"and"Ohhhhh."

"Its not,"I explained.

"Shut up and watch or sodomize off,"a yokel insisted, so after no Sir Thomas More than ten arcminute watching them cavort and explore several unlikely positions I decided that as I seemed not to be welcome the honorable course was to go to the monastery myself.

I duly collected my bag and a couplet of slender tweezers and made hastiness to the monastry. It was only two or three nautical mile and with the Ostler gone base it was less trouble to walk than get a sawbuck saddled.

I arrived well after supper fourth dimension. I knocked loudly on the doorway and after some ten hour a sleepy nun opened a little chute spy fix and asked,"What do you want ?"

"I understand a nun requires medical attention,"I declared urgently.

"Really ?"she retorted,"Not just after a glass of wine and a warm by the vestry fire ?"

"No, babe Pious was sent to get a Doctor,"I explained.

"Ah baby Pious,"she agreed,"And did she have a name for the affliced nun."

"No,"I explained,"She merely said the wretched little girl had a splinter from her dildo up her."

The slide slammed shut abruptly, I knocked again.

"Go away,"the nun shouted,"Before we send for the Constable."

"But sister Pious is being ravished,"I shouted.

I heard the nun shout,"Sister Pious has escaped again,"then a commotion and the room access was flung out-of-doors and I was admitted.

A somewhat dishevelled mother Superior hurried to foregather me,"What has Pious done now ?"she demanded.

"She said a nun needed medical checkup help and the Doctor is indisposed,"I explained,"Whereas I am a medical checkup student."

"He said a nun had dildo splinters up her."the offset nun explained only to be cut short.

"Really well Loretta Young man, well first we nuns do not use dildos,"Mother Lake Superior explained.

"No we use wax light and the round bit on our crucifix,"a third nun said brightly until she noted the Mother superordinate's scowl.

"But babe Pious said individual had matchwood,"I explained as more nuns appeared roused by the commotion.

"So where is Sister Pious ?"The Mother Superior asked,"Is she enjoying a 1000 of ale in the Stag ?"

"Thomas More like a metrical unit of yokel's turncock,"I retorted rudely,"The last clock time I saw her she was completely naked, legs akimbo being shafted by."

"enough ! I think we get the musical theme,"the Mother Lake Superior declared,"She does this every now and again, I would guess she will be back some prison term in the next week or so."

"But what about the splinters ?"I asked.

"Whitney Moore Young Jr. man I can insure you,"The female parent superior insisted until one nun said awkwardly.

"It was me, I asked babe Pious for assistant, my crucifix ..."she said.

"And mine,"another nun agreed.

"Me too,"another agreed,"My rood-tree is all rough and."

"Dear lord do I have a flock of harlots,"The mother Superior sighed,"Very well, you may use the infirmary for your examinations."

"Mine worked themselves out,"one nun admitted.

"And mine,"another one agreed.

"Mine are very painful,"another nun admitted,"Would you mind examining me ?"

"Do your worst,"The Mother Superior agreed and she strode away quite angrily.

The affected nun was called Sister Martha, she was only about twenty years of age or so which un nerved me somewhat, and quite comely with a perfect peach and a pile covered in a twinkle furry down as I was soon to find.

She showed me to the hospital,"I am sorry to annoy you but it is rather uncomfortable,"she simpered.

"Just lay on the slab and character your knees,"I suggested. I lofted her gown as she did so but there was little decent to see by candle ignitor. I eased a finger into her. She sighed quite contentedly which I found quite surprise as was the slipperiness of her innards.

I managed to get three finger's breadth inside her,"Am I anywhere near ?"I asked.

"No,"she said,"You need something longer."

"I have tweezer but I can't see."I admitted.

"Then use your cock,"an aging nun suggested from behind me,"Isn't it obvious she doesn't have a splinter, she just needs a cock."

"No, I do have a sliver, I'm a good chaste girl,"Sister Martha insisted.

"Chased by half the blighter in Borchester,"the elderly nun chorted,"Go on young man, mount her, flood her with your seed and lave the splinter out, thats what the dear doctor does."

Now to be honest my fellow member was already straining at the threesome and when the senior nun camem behind me and loosed my fly buttons he sprang free in an instant.

"I can't,"I protested but Sister Martha was staring all-encompassing eyed at my tool and her was straining to get inside her and I was powerless to resist.

"Take that !"I chortled as my appendage speared unerringly inside her,"payoff all of Aggggghhhhhh !"

I found the splinter the painful way. I withdrew in horror to discover two inches of oak sliver now speared through my foreskin."honey god !"I protested as I pulled it out with trembing fingers,"There really was a splinter !"

"Oh my hoagy,"sister Martha said, as she stared at my damaged cock,"Let me osculate it better."

"Ram it back in her twat juice is a expectant healer,"the elderly nun opined and it did seem the most sensible measure so I did.

"Oh that is so soothing, very much nicer than a candle,"she cooed.

"Indeed my cock seems much less painful now,"I agreed,"I am so busy studying that I seldom uncovering time for a fuck.

It felt very odd to be fucking a nun while almost fully clothed but any porthole in a storm they say and I own Sister Martha was an admirable fucking and as I soon found as she pulled her drape up to reveal them she had delectable titty as well.

The female parent Superior reappeared,"Fucking, why am I not surprised ?"she opined,"No dubiety you will need to do a follow up check tomorrow. Do you know I sometimes think I am running a Brothel rather than a nunnery."

"Yes I think I should check tomorrow,"I agreed.

The Mother Superior rolled her eyes to heaven."I know, why not admit her Martha home with you and use her like a whore until you grow tired of her then broadcast her back."

"I fear I might never tire of fucking her,"I agreed,"But it does sound like a capital idea."

"I was being sarcastic,"The mother Superior explained sadly.

"well it won't matter, we can put any minor in our orphanhood,"a nun suggested,"With babe Pious'two and."

"grasp your knife,"the Mother Superior ordered but the die was cast.

babe Martha squeezed my shaft with pleasure and suddenly I was unable to cumber myself and my germ burst forth in a great torrent sending my idea straight to heaven.

My cock seemed no worse for the experience apart from a trivial wound on my foreskin and my job done I dressed and prepared to leave.

"Shall you take sister Martha with you ?"the mother Lake Superior asked sarcastically.

"No, the night is frigidity, I shall commit for her on the morrow,"I announced, and collecting my traps together I departed.

To be continued ?