Nozzer's Starting Time Gay Sex .


Anal, Gay, Virginity
Nozzer's showtime Gay sex.

It's humour not knockout core.

We was down the Flying Horse sinking a few bevvies. We'd been down the equal looking for a few away supporters to remind them that their team may be advantageously at kicking balls but we was secure at kicking bullock block if you see what I mean.

Nozzer weren't on form. He kept gasping for breathing place and perspiration and that. I figured he been on the curry again, anyway there we was sinking a few Stella's ( Artois ).

I got a round in, It was getting late, folk was leaving."Keep the change,"I says.

"What variety you owe another ten pound fifty,"the know it all manager shouts earning himself a respectable kicking the next darkness rainy night.

I paid up, and staggered back to us tabular array with nine dry pint and a packet of pork scratchings.

Sandra the barmaid came over to swank her tits, she made out she was collecting empties but you could see the ruby in her belly button down her segmentation, could have seen her vajazzle as well if she hadn't put on a bit of weight unit recently.

"What you do'in'after lads ?"she says,"Only we thought about a lock in if you're up for it ?"

"Don't know,"I says,"Washing me haircloth maybe, and there's summat good on telly."

"What's that then Chalky ?"Rocket Ron asks.

"There's got to be summat unspoilt with sixty bloody epithelial duct,"I says reasonably.

Nozzer looked at his pint. It was odd he usually just go under them."What's up Noz ?"Gasser asks.

"Got a bad gut,"he says.

"Needs a bit of how's yer father to untie it up."Mikey suggested.

"indigence summat,"Nozzer agreed.

Now piteous old Nozzer couldn't control his beer. Ten pints was his lot and even then he wobbled all over the route when he rode his motorbike.



"That's how queen started,"I said,"Some poor shit couldn't shit so his spouse buggered him to loosen it up."

"You offering Chalk ?"Nozzer said.

"No way, but I reckon one of that lot would oblige."I says pointing to the lounge bar where respective sharply plume blokes was sat round of drinks. I knew one of them, prick"Nigel"Mansell

"I'll try anything Chalk,"Nozzer said through a haze of booze exhaust fumes,"Anything."

I went into the waiting room, They was all there, gay as fuck, all precipitous courting and that. One had a dress on. endearing shade of pink, pity he hadn't had a shave for a week.

I sidled up to, Nigel."Here my Paraguay tea fantasy you,"I says all friendly like like I was chatting up some girl.

"Oh really,"he says,"And who are you, vice pope Eric or the Prince of heavyweight ?"

"Nah straight up Nige,"I says,"He gets a bit loose tongued when he's pissed, said he dreams about your big manly prick up his arse."

"My what ?"he says.

"fountainhead it used to be think back ?"I said,"When you used to get a hard on in the showers ?"

"Oh,"he said,"wellspring what did you await all those tricky well toned masculine physical structure just ripe for rogering."

"Anyway old Nozzer fancies batting for your incline or at least having a run,"I says.

He stared me right in the eye,"And what may I ask, Mr Chalk, is in it for you ?"

"I'll pic it on me phone, betray it to Pornhub as Nozzer get's his Virgo ass busted,"I offers.

"I want 50 %"says Nige,"When we has the ignition lock in."

"Forty / sixty"I says.

"No, I'm well-chosen with half,"he says. Sarky sod.

I wanders back to me seat and William Tell Nozzer,"Turns out Nige partiality you so its all set up for lock in."

"Taa Chalky, I owes you one."he says.

Lock in started around Eleven, Sandra locks and bolted the room access, hung her knee pants on the door pommel and started selling durex at ten quid a cam stroke before she sat on the billiard table, legs banquet all-inclusive and started wanking with a feeding bottle of Newcastle Brown. Newcastle Brown I ask you ! No division that bint, she had vacate champagne feeding bottle and Stella, even coke but no she had to use Newcastle Brown. Still it contrasted nicely with her bright pink slit lips.

affair was she had no takers ‘ cause everyone was watching Nozzer and Nige. Half the blighter had their telephone set out and the other lot, them what batted for the other side, had their shaft out wanking.

Nozzer had his trouser down as he bent over the Billiard tabular array, don't know why he bothered as you could see his ass hole down his bum cleavage when he bent over, but there he was 46"waist Levis and M & S Wye forepart round his ankles while Nige hauled his cock out and slipped on a Durex, it were quite a nice nuance of Green if I remember aright. He had a right fuckup. Mine would accept turned inside out and done a Caranx crysos if I had even thought of bumming Nozzer but Nozzer certainly turned Nige on.

Someone splashed some lube over Nige's cock, I say lube, it might have been gearbox oil or washing up liquidity for all I know.

Then it was down to business, the tip of Nige's glistening, straining greens covered member eased into Nozzer's puckered virgin asshole.

Nige beamed with the pleasure of the tight orifice slowly easing assailable from the firm atmospheric pressure of his rampant appendage, he pressed relaxed and pressed again, he gripped Nozzer firmly around the waist for Thomas More purchase and grunted with the campaign. Beads of sweat broke out on his brow and dripped down onto Nozzers back.

Nozzer's cock hung down like a shrunken turnip. The cock in his ass felt near, he just wanted it further in.

Nige pulled back for another go, this time he slid in a lot easy, he was enjoying himself, all the way out so the tip almost slipped out, then all the way right back in.

"Oh,"Nige gasped, He worried he was about to cum too quick.

"Orrggg,"Nozzer moaned as he worried he was about to chuck up ten pint of Stella and a Chicken Vindaloo.

Then it happened, Nige thrust in but something was pushing back. His foundation began to mistake. His hammer was sliding out instead of in.

"What the ?"he asked rhetorically. It was the stuff of incubus. Hs cock was being unceremoniously shoved out of Nozzer's arse by the dreaded turd python.

"For shag sake !"Nige squealed as he recoiled, tripped over his pants and landed on his back.

The python stuck its brown question out of Nozzer's ass and kept coming, just a self-coloured shaft of motherfucker oozing from his tight puckered ass muddle.

"Wow man that's hit the daub, '' Nozzer says, as the literal monster shit python slithered from his ass and curled up stinking on the trading floor like a big brownness snake coiled up ready to strike."That's what I needed man, that's ace. ``

poor old Nige was in melt down."Jesus !"he said,"Oh my god !"

Sandra took commiseration on him she expertly peeled off his condom using an inside out bag like picking up dog shit.

"Oh poor Nige,"she says. She helped him to stand up up and kissed him on the dome,"Come to Mummy."

Nige was crying, he was totally freaked out. Sandra held him, then in a flash lamp of stirring, she popped her left tit out for Nige to suck on.

"Never creative thinker Mummy loves you,"she said as Nige tucked into her tit.

"mum has a special front ass so you can have it away her without getting shit under your foreskin,"Sandra husked.

Nozzer was looking for bog roll. Sandra was ordering no one in detail to clean the shit up, and Nige was getting an erecting again.

"need to put your big thingy in Mummy's nice front merchantman ?"Sandra asked in a pudden-head voice.

Nige was just confused as Sandra slipped a newly durex on Nige's pecker. She eased around and hang over the boundary of the snooker board and reaching between her branch she guided the tip of Nige 's rapidly swelling cock towards her pussy. Nige eased into the unfamiliar warm slippery cavern. It seemed odd that there was so little resistance, but it felt quite pleasant when Sandra started milking his cock with well practised cunt muscles.

Nige had barely started when he started to shoot his load.

Nozzer was rapt."Man that was the best shit ever !"He declared loudly to anyone who would listen,"I reckon I might turn gay me self if its that respectable,"he added drunkenly.

"You really are staring,"Algenon exclaimed.

"You ent supposed to shit,"Tommy Hunt says reasonably.

"rightfield,"says Nozzer,"So why did Chalky say to do it ?"

"Taking the spend a penny mate,"Tommy explained.

"You bastards,"says Nige as he pulls out of Sandra with his condom full of spunk and his fount absolutely White River,"Oh my god that was so awful."

"What fucking me ?"Sandra asked.

"No him shitting at me, I need therapy !"he replied.

"You need a lady friend mate,"Sandra said,"That's twenty five quid by the way."

"Ghogof week,"I says,"springiness her one get one free."

Sandra scowled,"No motive to take the piss."

Not the most sensitive of solution anyway it set Nige off again. I was going to remind her that a decade was the common bursting charge.

Sandra held Nige tenderly and next bloody matter he was riding her bareback with her sat on the snooker table and her ft on his shoulders. Really going for it and all.

Nige's mates were staring in disbelief, they couldn't get their read/write head around it. Nige fucking a chick. I forgot to picture show it, couldn't have flogged the footage where he didn't rubber up any road, so we all had a few Sir Thomas More bevvies and went dwelling house. Except Nige and Sandra that is, seems they stopped up all Night talking about way and cleaning woman's stuff.

So that was it. Nige needed therapy, every meter he saw an ass hole he imagined a give away python emerging and it put him right off. Then again Sandra mad a skillful few quid out of Nige and every gay chap in Lancashire was warned what happened when Nige fucked Nozzer.

See. I was right, a bit of anal retentive cured his irregularity .
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