Mellors was something of an secret. A all right, hansom, upstanding young man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my country house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the Village all his life, he excelled at the village school and yet when time to give school came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do better than enter military service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely tale I offered him a status of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the scratch the attraction was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laughter, sparkling eyes and full of aliveness, like her mother about whom the to the lowest degree said the ripe, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Marco Polo team and well-nigh of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a sporting lady house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like tongue,"to use the lingo and it was a surprisal she had not already fallen for a kid. For this understanding as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a dear Quaker of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the aspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fabrication, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear his sixty years well, but he was like an older chum to me, the form who puts toad frog in one boots and tells tales to Mama.

There was just the job of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right hand to any maids maidenhead ahead of her wedding, it worked well, especially for girls whose maidenheads had been well and truly lost long before the wedding. Father had the blame, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maid and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the delight only taking fresh young unaffected maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to try embossment with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent of invention chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to put up fitting for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with low-down rescript whose adjustment could be provided far more tattily.

Lavinia was not in the least impressed with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how often is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"cipher,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be capable to sample the servants to your hearts substance with no peril of aim cocksucker,"I assured her.

"dad, what sort of girl do you bring me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formalities doctor, I need to control her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"love god, surely you shan't plume your own materialisation !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably convinced she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the thing entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doc Legge,"What is the significance of this ?"she demanded.

"The good physician is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the rightfield to every virginal membrane within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not use up your virginal membrane, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your worst !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous wench to discover her upper thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a prostitute !"the Doctor of the Church exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessity to rouse senior gentleman,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a dear many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the redact please my dear and spread your leg that I may analyze you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hired hand down his knickerbockers to re arrange his manhood.

She sat down lofting her annulus, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her thigh apart and taking his monocle he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her fair sex's sassing apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how little you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for eternity ?"

"No, the very thought makes me loathsome,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"wellspring he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did enlighten me,"she paused,"mama explained how fingers and the tongue may satisfy a gentleman with no risk of infection of bearing a child."

"love god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may get me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to ingest it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling sinew and stiff manhood, I can not enjoy a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an excellent cuss, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her female parent. A design unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One instant,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the elbow room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him pass on the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the ground level and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my report where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't move, raise your skirts and spread your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a pitch-dark look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my girl like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had animal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shaved heap, your tongue in her moist slot, your putz between her business firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rearing embrace buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant manhood into her stringent tuck ass hole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not abnegate it, that's what we did and I kissed her backtalk last thing at nighttime,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed flummox,"livelihood your wench lofted Lavinia, spread your ramification and prepare for your hymen to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and use up my own daughters maidenhead I must depute, and in prospect of Dr Legge's gist condition, it must hang to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My core is impregnable as a cavalry,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at to the lowest degree fifty years of age and horses are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the physician and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judgement by the bump in your rear of tube I would say you should take in no difficulty what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"trade good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the smartness of one which could only afford to pay for ten arcminute with a whore which I would have expected.

"male parent ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the shank and eased his fellow member within her. In just one liquid mo she was his. Just the briefest moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh young woman Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly nonsensical, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely publicise below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course of study I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that effect, it requires two signatures and the signature of a Justice of the serenity and a professional gentleman will answer,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law matrimony,"I explained."We have seen a keen presentment of warmheartedness, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five guineas for your difficulty ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a human body ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"extolment, I now declare you to be man and married woman in mutual law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joking,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the written document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your married couple to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the church building, the nowadays, the reception ?"

"The present tense can go back, the vicar will let to be paid as will the consort and bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I incur a rich husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to subscribe yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the fashioning of a exquisitely gentleman and may well excell in commercial enterprise with a good woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that solid food and wine-colored ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"still, we will reckon of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my belated maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No superior,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my gabardine, let me require it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and upright as her word she removed her smock to stand naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door skeleton hurts my back."

"So acclivity on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are racy !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my second childhood !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to have me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my subject area, she held my breeches so I did not misstep over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"sire !"Lavinia squealed.

"My lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your hymen,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bestow your wench and let us discuss affair like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"Wench, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"give over Miss,"the housemaid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chairwoman while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his breeches down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's appendage until when fully sheathed her backtalk brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you have sex me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the world-class time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my point,"Oh well my honey, footling opportunity of any sensible discussion,"I advised,"LET leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you screw me ?"my maiden asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's kind of being in love is it not ? ”