Great not only am I stuck walking to own but I can't call for help, since my phone was in the car. Just my luck not a patrol car in plenty and of course the only phone booth along the way is out of decree. Forty minutes later I find a soul on a bicycle with a prison cell phone and get her to prognosticate into main office. Waiting until the the forensic van comes so i can hitch a ski tow back to the beach.

As we pull retiring Susan's car the technical school alongside of me asks"So do those cable car get good milage"then to rub it in"Of trend I'm mean when not flatten by a boulder !"Oh yeah good story, smirking at him as I think about what he about to find on the beach, the log and in the piss !

No Oklahoman are they collect the clay of Hujax than Chief D'lorde makes an appearance."So Gorwin, take it that failed ?"Man what an understatement, I just look at him like he asked a rhetorical interrogative sentence. As he continues"Well at least we know he won't reoffend !"How the hell did he get to be a main I wonder.

"So where do we go from here Gorwin ?"

damn secure inquiry I think, as I see the smart alec tech, seize a plastic bag and throw up.Serves him right for making fun of my plight."Well all I can think of is solve the when a woman isn't a woman !"D'lorde just glares at me.

"wellspring whatever you do get it done fast !"Turning to do his departure from the picture. As if I needed to be told that. Watching the forensic squad working I try to figure out the statement about the woman issue. Hearing a beep from a trucking backing up I turn and see Susan's smart car being towed up onto the flat of the police minus the bowlder. Great another problem to solve only this one has the opening of rendering me nutless

Then it came to me a robotic woman ! Could the old prophecy be talking about a robotlike charwoman and if so would the honcho put out that case of money to get one on a hunch. As the tow driver prepares to deliver to the impound lot I hitch a ski tow with him. Once there I make my way to my desk and call Susan waking her and delivering the bad news about her car. To say I held the receiver away from my ear is an understatement just like saying everyone within a 100 railway yard heard her as if she was right in the way with me was one. The entirely thing I can fully remember listening is Susan saying she would beak me up when I done sometime this good morning. imprecate my life is down to a few time of day !

Burying my nose into typing the paper of the previous incident. I fail to realize that Julie and Rapiste came in and have been trying to questioning about earlier. When I do acknowledge their presence the for the first time this i ask is about the possible prophecy of a robotic woman

"Hmmm that an interesting theory Ed !'taking out a meerschaum pipework and lighting it before either julie or me can stop him."The Haida have been known to prophesize about future life as it relates to them, but I can't recall anything specific about women that aren't cleaning woman !'Sucking on the pipe then blowing a stream of smoke out the nearest window."One thing I forgot to remark before Ed is that the Haida was supposed to have a method to check the Karkaren !"

That makes my thought start to fall"This method can it be verified to halt the Karkaren ?"

"No I haven't ever found documented proof of such a method acting, but as i was telling Julie that doesn't mean such a method doesn't exists !"

That's when tribal chief D'lorde and Susan walk in side of meat by position conversing about our little dilemma. All I catch is"Why don't you just visit in the Army ?"Looking to Rapiste at that trace and all he does is shrug his shoulders.

"My Gorwin what did you ever do to deserve such a fine lady like this ?"D'lorde asked after taking me aside

"Paid for her, what else ?"D'lorde eyes bug out as he tries to digest my meaning. That's when I hit him up about my newest hypothesis about using a robotic woman.

"Do you have any estimation how lots they cost Gorwin ?"

"Of course he does chieftain D'lorde he bought me a couplet of years back !"Susan blurts out"He paid the equivalent of two years earnings !"D'lorde lilt his head between Susan and me, then a gleam comes to his eye

"Oh no ! I'm not risking Susan !"Standing in strawman of her"There is no way in hell is she's going to be anywhere near that beach !"

A frailty like grip on the dorsum of my neck tells me that Susan has former thought."Shall we let Susan settle Edward ?"turning me away from D'lorde"So how may I assist the department ?

"fountainhead I don't know if Gorwin discusses his work with you but we been experiencing a slight job out on Bellarond Sound that you may just be able to solve for us. Moving closer to her, putting an arm around her shoulder"She we go to my agency and hash out it in item ?"

"No fucking way, she's mine and I refuse to let her look any risk !"Then once more my lighting a KO by Susan and her snapping left fist ! When I come too it on the beach, Chief D'lorde, Julie, Dr. Rapiste is guarding me as Susan is out in the open walking around. Trying to get my peg under me D'lorde and Rapiste take for me down"Let me up you fuckers !"

Trying to recoil out of their grasp only get me chastise by Julie"feeling Ed, Susan volunteered to help us, even though we took a backup program of her personality before we came out here !"Trying to attract to my signified of average looseness"The tribal chief has already agreed to exchange her if this goes wrong !"That's when the sound of bubbling weewee pierces the air and the Karkaren rises, holding the Villainous in it's tentacles.

Once more than ectoplasmic male person are disgorged from the ship. They surround Susan and deplume her clothes off. A delirium starts as she is forced onto the sand and the Male try to fuck her. Once more I try to get to my invertebrate foot only to held back, tidal bore to go rescue her from them if possible. Julie cries out as the man on top of Susan disappears into a pouf of sens. Two by two the males are going away.

Out in the Sound the Villainous is also breaking apart and the Karkaren is moving further out into the middle of the sound. I maybe in a shock but i swear i see from the corner of my eye Rapiste blowing into a foreign shaped objective in his back talk. Soon the ship is gone as is most of it's crew"Well it does work !"Rapiste says taking whatever was in his mouth to speak. Placing it back in he appears to be using it like a drinking straw. Out in the Sound the Karkaren begins to moves skinny to shore only to locomote back out when Rapiste turns the thing around in his mouth. A sharp blow into it and the Karkaren cesspit below the waves.

"God damn there is a way to see to it the Karkaren and i have it !"Julie and him hug as i finally nominate it out from under him and D'lorde"See Ed ! everything turned out okey in the end

"okay my robotic married woman is laying there in the sand, fucked by ectoplasmic male and you say everything is all right !"God I want to smash his typeface as I start running to Susan or what is left of her. By the time I get to her, she ejecting a rather belittled bag of stuff from her sex cavum, leaving it there on the gumption I try to run a diagnostic program. For over twenty minutes the screen is blank before a judgment of conviction comes on screen ‘ Diagnostic complete, establish prior programming to continue.

"Did anyone think to wreak her computer programming ?"Julie produces a memory key. Grabbing it out of her helping hand i insert it into the time slot want press download. Within hour the screen shows ‘ programming arrant'and Susan's optic blink red then blue. A rattling full sign.

The before I know it her fit smooch me in the jaw once more leaving me out frigidity. When I come too I'm back in my bed with Susan hovering over me"fountainhead Detective Gorwin, Christian figure Edward Octavious !"her centre flashing between red and blue"Are you aware what ‘ Rest'means when a Dr. prescribes it ?"Whoa deja vu the alone difference this time I haven't been to the physician's. They must have used the incorrectly programming key to re-start her.

"Susan do you call back Bellarond audio ?"She seems confused by my question

"Edward you finish mischance has addled your brain, remain resting until Doctor borecole has reevaluates your mental abilities"She walks out and my phone goes off on the bedside tabular array, picking it up i see it's the master

"Yeah chief ?"

"Gorwin unspoilt to see your book binding with us, how is Susan ?"

"Seems to think I've been to the infirmary once more and that I been diagnosed with genial issues !"

"wellspring that is what Doctor cole told us before she allowed us to take you home in a gurney from the hospital !"then he goes on to differentiate me how they reset Susan using my key so sh'e would have no traces of her experience.We lecture about how the typesetter's case finished before hanging up. Seems Dr Rapiste turned over the control thing for the Karkaren to the department and has asked julie to marry him.

Susan and Doctor Brassica oleracea acephala comes in then, Cole with her bedside manner that pisses me off."So Gorwin how many bosom do you see in the room ?"

Snottily"Five, two on you, two on her and one big one in the bed !"Shining a light in my eyes before pronouncing me mentally fit to get up. Susan helps me get up as Cole leaves before I throw her out on her ass

'' Well Edward since you will be plate for a few days shall we watch over some cinema ?"looking to me"I have a sudden desire to watch pirate motion picture !"

The end