The air was arid as I walked across the dry desert sphere miles from my abode. I was on a quest to stop the
squawk who was the inviolable bane of my life. The dry steer blew out of the south, a hot natural language of dispassion that tried to sop up any wet from any thing it touched. I had miles to go just to reach the border of her woods, then I had to struggle even more mil through the thick tangle of under brush. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.

Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern mage extraordinaire. Well, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the on-key scourge of my sprightliness. nether region, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... woman mage though, damn good looking and a confection meter in bed, was as alive as a cold, dead, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 different cleaning lady. So anyway, a workweek ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to pluck his jaw off the base, when in the front door walked this vision. Slender pelvic arch, deeply blue eyes, the variety you do n't heed getting lost in, pegleg that started at her metrical foot and seemed to go on forever.

Her hair was like a amercement silk that shimmers in the sun, and her blood red lips had every man in the office
hurting for even a taste. About now I was thinking why was a honest looking woman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the vainglorious shock of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this seat taken ? '' snake pit who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the luckiest mother fucker in the place.
'' sure enough, '' I said, `` here let me sprinkle it for you, '' pulling out a hardly apply handkerchief, I cleaned the potty for her.

`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
spell charm. `` There, I think that ought to give us enough time to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hour. `` I am regretful I had to fall back to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly unmanageable to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a frost patch appeal, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her long painted lashes.
'' charge ? I 've heard no word of saving missions from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.

`` That 's because the council are the ones who are holding my sister prisoner, you remember that ice joke last calendar month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to intermit her bubble since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my last case. I had finally grown tired of the danger and sprightliness threatening jobs I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't visualise her for just another pretty face getting by on her looks and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the tone between my articulatio humeri blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you necessitate me for ? I heard they had a hearty case against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, strong as my legerdemain is, I 've heard that you are one of the warm around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.

I looked at her really finis. She was honest, but I already knew that her Sister was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' William Tell you what, let me recollect on it, '' I told her, `` let you know tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, touch me here and we can discourse, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' tinker's damn, I always was a patsy for a tight ass like hers, plus the hypnotic careen of her hips as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little upset about what would happen when the appeal wore off. A import later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.

Getting up, I headed to the back to make a call. Knowing that the charwoman would take in me watched, this would be the only veridical prospect I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my little apartment. The second I hit the street I felt the cold, dead eyes of the witness she had tailing me. cerebration I had her pegged the right way, I knew her type, all smiles til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most repulsive and irritating death they could. Yeah, there was n't too much in this man as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with danger, more than than I cared to admit. Rounding a corner I felt a secondment set of middle on me. My guys, good, they 'd gotten the message.

Changing wearing apparel, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get prosperous after all, then an after view, I started working my spell anyway. Last metre I took a berth for granted, a hoot round almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the work had started to bore the shit out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a certainly way to get killed or locked away in some hellish prison. Moving past the window, I could still find center in the street following my apparition every move. Looking at the meter I decided I had a few minute for a nap, that is if the aspiration would leave me alone. Setting every Aaron Montgomery Ward and alarm I could suppose of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely give me an edge.

Several hours later, I jerked awake when I felt my outmost ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable thigh-slapper that I knew was coming. sure enough, a hour later there came an ear-splitting screech of terror rising from the tush floor. Waving a hired hand at my mirror, I saw the imbecile who was trapped in my hospital ward trap. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when masses overlooked wards. virtually, now a twenty-four hours were n't that inviolable. matter is though, I used a lot old conjuring trick than about of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't fuck about the older magic. I smiled as I watched the fool head start to strangle, then choking coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to have the human pig poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did wait on a suitable purpose.

Walking down the steps I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth, the ... thing began to patter and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The future thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell nothing. I had started to reach in to snap up my phone, when i felt another duet of dark eyes upon me. Damn, figured a woman like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the long run. turn, I went back up to apparel for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my sensation were telling me to pay tight attending than ever before.

I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an unnatural mantrap and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the speech sound of my metrical unit falls heavy in my ears. Awful quiet for this time of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the mixologist From the looking of them they were well into their cupful. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcohol, now I was gladiolus I had prepared.
A few moments later she seemed to float in the door, I tried not to gaze at the curt hem billet she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the station had to pull their jaws off the floor.

Sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the side by side 29 minutes she described, in detail, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my arms as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a one-half hr head trip out of the city, stopping before a large two storey building, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by More of the ... still could n't identify them, imagine a expectant puppet with modest motor horn, a pocket-sized ridge of spinal column down the back, short fangs, and more hair than I 'd seen on even a few loup-garou that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a minuscule Army of these things. Huh, the peeress had been busy.

`` Now that we 've got the programme down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her hand and was suddenly naked before me. damn ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect. Her tight ass, the untasted breast, her prune pubic hair, hell her puss was drooling and the aroma coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, twist look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the degree, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the warning augury. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should set out before she changed her mind. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to use up her. Rising up, I drove full length, balls mysterious. Her riot of joy causing me to bang harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her legs around me. I felt her trunk convulsing her muscularity squeezing my member, trying to draw my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to drop a prominent load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to place a 12 wards before I passed out.

I jerked awake an hour later as several of her army were trying to break through my wards. Two were already dead with a few more about to join them. I reached over to arouse her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a present moment for my dress to derive. I should ingest headed to the council that moment, then this would own been over within 2 60 minutes, did I ? Hell no ! As usual, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the 10th prison term in a hundred years.
I was going to plow this my self. I should let noticed the stiffening in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. red cent, she 'd linked my power ! Trying to take a stair, I found my leg and human foot were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor spell I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my shank, had already immobilized most of my spine.

I moved deeper into the woods, if she caught me, I was dead for sure. It 'd take days for the spell to
completely reverse. Concealing my ego, I did something dangerous, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her sister 's cellphone empty. Good, the male child had moved her from here. Now I just had to last the night and hope she did n't have the knowledge to enfeeble all my king. I could hear her as she tried to destruct the prison. I do n't consider she even realized that the major power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` swearing you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for cypher, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to wish that you 'd died from the creeping arbour ! '' I could take heed her moving through the forest, setting everything on flack. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An minute later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, get along for me if you dare ! I have a unassailable link to all your powers, come fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a here and now later.

I felt the counter spell starting to exercise. At least my backbone was n't solid state now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't call them. But the bitch had been wrong about one thing. She had n't gotten all my powerfulness, most yes. Sex had a tendency to open one up nearly of the way, not all the way like she thought. Sure she was a not bad lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingers, of class ! A international mile away, I felt her pitching over from the elasticity I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a mug for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !

Looking at the prison, I wished I could aid them but I had more pressing trouble. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping pergola to reverse faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to take longer to reverse it. Picking up a straight branch, I started the long paseo back to my station. 2 hours later, I was at the edge of the city. I had a road but not in the daylight. I could see the mass running in terror, then the council would intermediate, not good. They 'd help me sure but they 'd probably pee the spell reverse an inch a twelvemonth, just as punishment. Several minute later I crept into my room, grabbing my most brawny wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desert country. I had started crossing with the rising sun. one-half way across I felt another of my baron slip back. job was, it was still a small-scale power, but at least now I had enough to keep myself alive.

The sun was already starting to set, when the tree line that was the edge of the property came within view. I was now starting to feel more and more of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree roots. At to the lowest degree I was starting to experience more human being like than tree like. Finally, reaching the Tree tune, I waved my wand and could faintly see a way through. Looking down, I saw that the weirdy had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my John Roy Major baron. Smiling, I felt her terror when it slipped from her clutches. I felt her trying to reach and bring it back, only to get empty air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that strong did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no catch for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your balls on the wall as my firstly and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to lie with you. delight ! funny, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could experience her angriness rising, good !

I had just reached the edge of the forest when there was a Brobdingnagian rumble behind me, using my power ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her scream as she burst through the battlefront doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a bushed man ! Then I 'm going after the low stratum ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystal. in force, though I knew it would n't accommodate her long, it might be enough for me to get a few more power back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to take my cock out in the open air, there was still a shudder and it was damn cold to me there. A second gear, then third of my major abilities had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid bitch, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to postulate your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll pour down you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fucking. '' As I started to set up what shields I had, her affair swept out of the mansion threatening to immerse me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth I had left in her room.

Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew wide as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been unassailable than you, '' I started to rend harder, feeling more intensity level return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to predominate all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, fast-growing, belligerent self-justification for livelihood creatures. I WILL rule or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should kill her and I knew I was probably going to view hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a slopped ass. Spinning the cane again, this metre I put everything into it, a hell of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody execution the whole sentence she 'd have got her revenge, then finally blessed silence, hoot ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our attachment 'cause she 'd never shut the snake pit up, i was far more hefty than her and still she insisted I was nothing.

My Barbara Ward finally cleared the net of her army. I had at least another hour before the creeping arbour was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the desolation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any be thing left. About that time my go spouse appeared, `` shit Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn demise wishing do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and chum they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as often, a few minutes later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know bettor than to disclose th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your protection, your police force force. Shut the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your dump for over 200 class, after tonight you AND the unhurt council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't grant me any diddlysquat. You 'll receive my report and my mother fucking badge in the morning. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in social movement of the elder. `` If you want to hail after me, go powerful ahead. I guarantee I will fill out at least half the council before it is done. ``

I flashed out to my flat, throwing triple wards around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next morning I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The cover of an old factory opened as I waved my deal. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my account, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice frolic, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the story, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can suck my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' gladiolus you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to assure them off, '' he smiled wider.
shakiness my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` sin, all you can kiss my ass, turd ! ``

Leaving, I started to get that funny tactual sensation again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive quantity of wards.
smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the secure enforcer, law federal agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't know, I guess you were a yes man. You followed Holy Order within the law but never beyond, it took this case to break out you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to buss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get bore of social club only, not giving them yourself. '' the elderberry bush said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new chore for you, a command position. '' he said.
'' Okay, '' I said a unsubtle smile on my face, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a kid detail, my daughter, she 's Edward Young, only 200 but she wants to birth a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at least twice a day. '' It was my round to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy damn ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! Clear skin, long hair, long legs, and what a tight ass ! Maybe matter were starting to seem up for once, at least after the final 2 hundred. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a fast ass .