`` Breaking tidings at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth David Roland Smith is interrupting her vacation to contribute you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes wiener, and I 'd like to give thanks Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the house
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the scene of a offense when tinkerer Bell was stolen. tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The tv camera pans back to the windowpane on the recess of the top story above Mick's hat.

'' Staying in the retinue finale nighttime were tennis superstar, Venus Hotbody, smart from her Grand shaft win in the US surface. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The 1st hint that something was wrong was this cockcrow when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housework staff found that tinker Bell was missing from the suite, and there was no sign of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me headwaiter Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye spectator to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into tinkerer Melville Bell's disappearance. Captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police chieftain looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her microphone high up so the senior pilot can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth
baritone, which attracts the aid of all in the area.

'' wellspring Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, sealed cartoon characters count as someone for the purposes of the punishable code, we think Scomber japonicus Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car saltation it 's track, and continue to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to move down Sunset Boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other human, to be able to comply them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from heap. ``

'' We're assembling a task force, and Captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a cartoon graphic symbol, he has the ability to enter the wall painting and theme back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two other park guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you maitre d'hotel. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' to a greater extent on the breaking chronicle at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood avenue. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their criminal offense view at the end of Hollywood avenue. ``

The camera pans over the tantrum, scandalmongering crime prospect tape marks off an area. several police officers
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a magnificent amobarbital sodium sky. Then one of the police military officer walks too close and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain W. H. Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an endeavor to turn up the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the background hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashion car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … police chief Hudson River is of course a 1951 Hudson mortarboard. ''

The car drives to the end of the particoloured street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain Ginger Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's room access open. Four mass get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
policeman to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvyness as a innkeeper of reporters shout questions at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting growth here at Disneyland, there should be an prescribed statement soon. ``

skipper Carl Rogers looks up, and strides towards the circumference, while waving for the crew to gather.
The car follows along side him. Captain Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that Captain William Henry Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo Park. There was no preindication of Tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. The Car 's device driver, director, and the other two missing guests were found, apparently condom but under a while of some description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow hand truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shouted questions from the meet newsperson, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the task force is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson is attending via telecasting group discussion from his spot, as he would not fit in the situation way. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the video conference provender, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the country have picked up the feed.

headwaiter Virginia McMath is about to speak, when there is a sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if soul is playing a tune on a crystal chandelier. It's Tinker Bell's voice. Then with the familiar dynamism ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, chub mackerel Bell appears above the conference table.

chub mackerel Bell is not her common balmy green ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker Alexander Bell is not felicitous. She launches into staccato tirade of chime, most of the participants in the meeting look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak faggot, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high up pitched voice. `` Well, Captain, She's not felicitous. She wants to bed what we're doing to find her sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' interrogative master Rogers.

More bell. `` Yes chieftain, the missing faggot is in fact tinkerer Bell's sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'Tinker Bell has been taking a vacation and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice matter to say about your sister. ''

There's another tirade of bell, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry police chief, that's what she said. ``

The league room is silent as everyone digests this word. One officer asks, `` Isn't her baby ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

Sir Thomas More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` periwinkle is just our cognomen for her, she just likes to get closing curtain to men 's periwinkle. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the post room bursts unfold, and an officer crashes into the room saying, `` Sorry captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the photographic camera and the provender goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream provender bursts into lifetime, and soon it is the most catch video on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing future to a bed, the bed is a modern take on a four bill bed, it looks as though it 's made from a square block of slim beam.

From off camera, Alexis'phonation say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chime of a pansy voice, a happier one this time. With a oomph ! a fairy, presumably Wanker Bell, darts into the fit from the left, trailing pixy dust behind her. The fairy pauses above Venus, waves her baton, and a bolt of magical change of location to Urania, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, munition open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the luscious showing of Venus chassis to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not detect the fairy landing to her left over and growing to human size of it, while Alexis enters the characterization from the right.

Both of them approach on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with approach to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the fairy in human soma only comes up to Venus'tit, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'pap. That might get some of the audience to notice jerk-off campana, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. to the highest degree notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of fabric, which cover nothing, so it 's discernible the human size Wanker Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the rightfield, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social media empire, he also had a leading light college football vocation. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser Melville Bell and Alexis manage to do themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both harass her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'articulatio humeri, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to encounter with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this stage, Venus loses touch with the storey, she floats upwards a few column inch, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss More easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could bear on to suckle on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her backtalk, Urania is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of grasp. He manages to grab cargo deck of a base, and promptly begins sucking on Urania'toes. Urania'chemical reaction to the toe suction is to let out a very fulfill sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, Wanker Bell performs a slow motion somerset, and half whirl. First, her peg are spread, while extended towards the photographic camera, leaving absolutely no dubiousness she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Urania'read/write head, with her oral fissure still on Venus'nipple. That stifles genus Venus'moans, but soon the fay is moaning in her fairy way. A queen 's groan sounds like several tube from polar last of a pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

Wanker Alexander Graham Bell lets go of Venus'nipple and starts riding genus Venus'grimace, even though gravity should be in entirely the unseasonable direction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'legs to pull his cheek towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Venus is floating defenseless and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her luscious aura, a fact appreciated by a large symmetry of the viewers. At her head, Wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astride Venus'face sleeve thrown outdoors, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical concomitant. At the former end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Venus'private parts. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

tosser Bell is glowing more and more strongly, as passion and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs detention of the bed post to becalm herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the rut of mania. Alexis has successfully discarded his pant and is now holding the other bed situation with both hands, so he can argument his putz up with genus Venus'twat. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the poove pipage Hammond organ moans.

jerk-off Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the windows of the room. She is the source of illumination for the unhurt scene, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the ignitor from an assailable flack. Suddenly, the resilient feed cuts out. If you examined the last frames of the programme, which of trend various viewers did, you 'd see that as the nance reached the heights of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to detonate. The explosion presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' former today, there was an detonation in the Sonoma Valley ; we go live to Azneth Kate Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the aspect. Azneth ? ``

'' wellspring Frank, I 'm here in the small picturesque township of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's office has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me sergeant-at-law Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. police sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' wellspring Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got reports of a small detonation nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputy sheriff who were first on the fit reported the footing of the hotel were covered with glisten, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous substance. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's spot are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the consultation, and shows people in bright chickenhearted charge card suits in the
background of the hotel. Off tv camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' sergeant-at-law Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell apart us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning, and there is now business organisation over possible… alibi me, serjeant Crum seems to have news for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitive Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Urania Hotbody originated their broadcast this dawn. The FBI also suspects that the burst was caused by the fairy Wanker Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that possibility, the contaminant is pixie dust from wanker Bell. imp debris is not harmful, but it can have inebriety and undesirable flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to render a convoy of black SUVs, with lights flashing,
driving up the road towards the photographic camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short conference, and
soul comes over to lecture to sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a squad of hostage negotiant from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to name contact lens with the runaway shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker bell. As you may have heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact chub mackerel Bell 's sis, not Tinker bell herself, and she may receive caused a pixie debris explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage dialogue. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' exploitation in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiator have been in inter-group communication with the fugitive couple. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's occurrent. ``

The photographic camera pans to the Victorian business firm, which is the B & B, and some multitude wearing crownwork with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front room access. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in cuff. A nance is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with Inner Light flashing, and an escort. police sergeant Crum manner of walking towards the camera, a
clump of newsman gathers around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI talks team managed to make believe inter-group communication with Mr. masturbation. Mr. Onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiations were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Hank Williams agreed to deliver. A fairy, thought to be Wanker Alexander Melville Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a salvo of head, but the camera pulled back to register the reporter.

'' There you are wienerwurst, a relatively happy conclusion to this episode. back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live to a press conference at the Orange County District Attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis onanism, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connection with the disappearance of Tinker Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker Bell, Tinker campana 's babe. It was in fact jerk-off Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a lawsuit of mistaken identity element. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. coitus interruptus and Ms. Bernard Arthur Owen Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by tosser gong, by way of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Ted Williams have refused to compress charges over this incident. The other four victims in this matter are similarly refusing to printing press guardianship. So currently, tosser doorbell is free to go. Mr. Onanism would like to make a statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would wish to thank tosser Alexander Graham Bell for the improbable wedding present tense she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real man will be a remembering that Venus and myself will care for forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney party for all expenses incurred in relation back to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to drop all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage fire of questions from the tack reporters .