It was a very well day in in the picturesk village of launchton, or what the local anaesthetic call it dairylee lunchables Honestly that has to be the bad lunch anyone can collapse their small fry
The settlement was a type of village that every eubstance knew each other and as soon as a new car rolled through the old hoi polloi grimaced at the visual sense of it. Also it can be said that this is the type of village is antiblack. But thats a different matter

Anyways i lve in the middle of launchton I am 22 days old, i like to wear down prescription glasses even though my eye pot isnt even that bad ?
I usually have on a long summertime timy dress on during the summer and i am just brusque of 6 foot tall.

One day when it had been raining for the past 12 Day and my dad was shouting at this old man aboit some rapitue that will clense the solid ground of the undesirables I said `` fuck this '' alittle too loudly because my mom turned around and slapped me across my chop shot As i left i decided to meat up with my feind johnn.

His tangible name is ben, but he thinks that epithet makes him sound gay As i met him he had the braw smiling i had ever seen ad i asked what was wrong and he said that he had won tag for 2 to spain and all the expense were paid
I said omg wow rotfl ! Who you taking with you and he said you
I looked at him with disapointment and said, i didnt know you liked that chinease daughter in our physics lectures.
He then said not you im taking you
I said who
He said i want to take you to sain
I said sweet an all exPENISes paid trip to spain

We ran gaily back to his menage to talk more about the plans ahead
the first base problem was that the topical anesthetic airport had been closed recently ad the closest aerodrome was 5 fucking time of day away which was retarded. But johhny said that dont worry about the architectural plan i will take care of all of them
As he said that he brought over a deglutition for both of us. The drink looked eldritch because i hadnt seem anything like this before. The folour of it was green and it was really fizzy. I said ass it and drank it.l, the first base thing i noticed was it tasted like apple and then i passed out
As i came back around i was sitting om my ass in a aircraft derriere set for takr off I looked to johnny and said if you wanted to fuck me you should of taken me to dinner first
He looked at me shocked and said that he would never think of fucking me while i was knocked out
i said i love you so often right now but why did you knock me out but waken me ip beforethe trajectory landed in spain, now i have to sit here for 3 hours
He said sorry, i just gitten you through borarder restraint while passed oit give me some slack labourer.

Soon we landed in Espana, we got to the hotel and i noticed masses where partying, and i thought to myself what the fuck All day all night oral examination la fiesta, viva la noche oral exam los DJ 's I could n't believe what I was living
So I called my friend Johnny And I said to him :
Johnny, La gente esta muy loca ! What the f*ck ! ?
Also im half Kingdom of Spain. I got it from my nephews side
Jonny turned to me and said Lashkar-e-Taiba fuck I said ll but where He said LET do it in the base on balls in wardrobe I said why He said because there are no windows But there was a problem johnny was only 5 foot tall And because there is only sandpaper elbow room we could only know standing up
Johnny was on his tip toes but his phallus wouldnt contact me vagaina And he even had a above average sized cock. But that 1 foot jap wasnt going to be bridged.
He tried jumping up and down, but that didnt help He asked me to squat down, but my pegleg where felling funny after the flight So what we did was played a game of smack but instead of holding out your script and slapping each other wr played with his pemis and my mouth Then as i slapped his chopper hard l, this Edward Douglas White Jr. clobber came out his penis and he said in repulsion dont worry its only when youghurt, you should store it inside your vagaina to lay down frozen youghurt goody for layter The endt

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