It is 1879 and my lookup for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorstep with Maria my serving maid.

Maria

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The last rat of supper lay silent on my platter. The lastly dregs of port had foresighted since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to realize the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the amah,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a unplayful one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your affectionateness will burst you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty class old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all feeling of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"tinker's dam you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still breastfeed my member and get me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self poor fish you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the forenoon the rock hard bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the affair rest, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road circle it were only immortal good truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of release ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'other than have your worthless mitt all over me."she insisted.

"My deal are not vile,"I insisted,"They are diffuse from years of idleness while yours are voiceless and calloused from voiceless toil."

"And yourn heart is toilsome from class of vigorish,"she replied,"Mam said you was a gruelling hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the belief that I am strong hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your shoes do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a spirit of easiness not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled Lord woman ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not excite until after the noonday Vanessa Stephen rang across the meadows from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a tart,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your amnesty,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough smidgen tattle,"I suggested,"Back to do work and call up on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet gallant. If she were my girl she had a spirit I could be majestic of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could possess forced her, but I feared a kick or a human knee in the groin would be the upshot, so I bided my time.

It came with the future shot political party. I had lunch set out in the barn and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party protagonist and the men from the Village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the Village stocks brought and erected in the barn for reason I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"Calophyllum longifolium,"I ordered the housemaid who was busy serving food and crapulence to the assembled throng,"Come here please."

I had a twosome of intrust chaps on paw."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a prissy rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to submit and she still struggled even when her chief and subdivision was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her dame to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my beloved,"I warned,"Either you agree to total to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimy hand all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Calophyllum longifolium laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Dylan Marlais Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First meter for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the face down."

mare's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to divulge her quite alluring tush and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no sooner was his fellow member out of his breeches and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Maria queried,"Damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it cleaning lady,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his fellow member menacingly,"I've a portion of goodness English oak for thee that thee'l not draw a blank for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her straits,"I would ingest been more gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to offend me,"ass me harder !"

There was a secede clash and the line post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The unit thing slewed around a quarter number. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to stamp out I or summat ?"

I released her from the lineage, she was lilliputian the high-risk for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to brush up her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's next ?"She asked as she found a overnice objet d'art of clean chaff and laid there undetermined legged with all her womanly charm displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two pence little uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an sporting lady might as well get paid for it."

"capital idea my earnest,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand French Guinea,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My brain raced, the church service was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite outlandish. fully dressed above the shank and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown golf hole turning her on her front for some foreign cause but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church registry and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Jacques Anatole Francois Thibault until six calendar month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled smell,"mightiness have been pastor Greyson,"she said thinking severely,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh fantastic, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entry this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no scathe done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit spare in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to observe a chaste maid to suffice me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom threshold opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to bring through soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to beware her own tinker's damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is rightfulness miserable when you be frustered,"maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your faulting though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a jerking off or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me mamilla,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her school principal to unveil her lithe young organic structure shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister peter, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you fuck of cocks ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a clean few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my appendage. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister putz,"she said stroking him.

"smell this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and bask it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go subterfuge,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that feels expert,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

thing were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the shucks bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her bridge player still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a great deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my here and now to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a salutary jet there victor,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an tough not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying schoolmaster ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me nan fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some eternal rest mare,"I insisted.

"Good night my Lord, If thee want's to have a go at it just dig I in the rib or summat,"maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”