A note on our playfull face ...

From master copy : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of marriage here is a funny story from our slip to the Loves motortruck stopover.

So I had to run to get new mud fluttering for my dump hand truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course of instruction she did. So we set off on our little trek since dearest is like 30 miles away. once there of class I wonder looking at accoutrement for the truck and what not my wife is looking at holidaymaker stuff and said she wanted a bite so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon and bacon sausage stick with a bacon cheese peg. Of course, I am expected to portion well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see Sweet harlot golden ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me take hold of them.

Now were on the way dwelling we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the route. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her bite. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me tight face while I chow down on seraphic tarts roofy. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other helping hand missed out on a afters burn because I had no idea, she thought the roofy were cheeseflower and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would own known she thought it was Malva sylvestris I would give fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog star sign for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how marriage ceremony survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : suppose your spouse eating your favorite food for thought, one right wing after the other. Your starvation. He just keeps eating it saying zero. Not even acknowledging the death glares ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the sofa when a commercial message for boy meets worldly concern came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without care of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to bar using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the time, this is gon na be nifty. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me mode I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

haystack says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a detent posterior. '' He starts chuckling as I raceway in to punch him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he snap up me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

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distinction to readers : this story is gross. 2 missy 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumour ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This story starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hr so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show master copy I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for curtly catamenia of sentence. I wanted to get better. I saw it hanging on the rampart and thought, its a miracle. instant pornstar nebuliser. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting the great unwashed. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my naughty plans.

The store stayed vacuous till close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my pharynx. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a station called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my design, said our dearest and goodbyes.

I started out nifty. I was outdoing porn stars. In, out, fast, mystifying, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good mutation though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese add-in in his hand. Cards I had never seen before. Position reward cards. I picked one and got into place. What fallowed was the dear oral he has ever given. The best oral exam I have ever recieved. Oral for effort !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary situation and did his toad squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a quick shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't occupy about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't act out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dot off and move on : ).

little things

Its always the fiddling things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

delivery me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

bringing me flowers out of the aristocratic

Finishing my originative ideas : )

Our piffling crusade

Our woodsy breeze

Your trouble solving on the fly.

calling or texting just because.

Your mitt on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

bunch of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't cognize, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any setting. Were not severe at all. I love it.

The other Night master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to push him off me, and kick back his human face. ( Excessive licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was nimble to pin my subdivision down urging me to try. So I did, however he is enceinte and stronger. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't motivate. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his face with my groundwork in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex cashbox climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm cards of course of instruction. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy fashion. I took mine commodity. Then I rolled and got playfull whips standing up. No party whip around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good times. cypher hurts him. Of course of action we both took turns using the tickler on the former end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice whorl of course.

Then onto cards. My hand tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The next card had charge for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging airs and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in turnabout cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed control condition. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the bound with a good dope cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his drumhead and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. moral learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to write a college paper

How to write a newspaper publisher

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while Master nags you

occupy a few notes

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from employment because your daughter faked nauseous and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but bite instead

wealthy person sex for the first time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for pivotal pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down gelid po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame passkey for distracting you when he exlains for over ten second why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then deal a few phone calls

Write some more

get a pot recess. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel poise as you gossip with a friend.

Finish paper

Smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more excruciating for him than the theme was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the ease of the full term '' unspoiled grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

wrick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was au naturel and your Quaker was at the threshold. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not a great deal reason so the brat comes out. `` guess its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im spring and bent over the deep freeze getting a spanking. A heavy hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please save in psyche that we are a goofy fun couple in this plainspoken here and now story. This is not intended to stimulate a debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise questions about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the first of all time this decennary and intend to fall apart them in our fl. heating plant waving. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` Look at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to pop off him out over his lack of regard for consent. This got howls of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage laugh ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke coil hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my side is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to throttle him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That clumsy moment when your trying to determine tribade porn but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and wake the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. minor place put me on boundary. You said I 'd be fine. I was restless. I had already noticed 2 World Wide Web. You said there wouldnt be wanderer down there. I wasnt born utmost dark but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first spelunking tripper. I took some pic. You kept asking me to move along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go wide blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to handle things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my helping hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did motivate. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to belt down it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, rabies or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skitter it delight ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the merely one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the outlet. I became fixated on a small crawl space with a little bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to crawl to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said cipher. You were patient during all 3 of my failed attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the bean. The crease was home to a teacup saucer sized black furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the situation. If I had seen it, or the various others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wondrous metre. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .