I do not own Harry potter, and make no profit from writing this taradiddle. Sorry for fault, it 's my first story in English people, which is n't my indigene spoken communication. Warning ! This account is a kind of Weird radio bid. It contains watesports, scat, violation and other filthy stuff.

Hermione the Shiteater

Interview with Hermione sodbuster taken by Rita Skeeter in Hogwarts, 1st June 1998. Wizarding radio set broadcast.

RITA SKEETER. good sunrise, my dear listeners. I 'm Rita Skeeter, your favorite journalist, and I 'm visiting Hogwarts School today. crap your wizarding wireless louder, because you 'll hear the most mind-bending interview in my calling. Of form you know how our glorious and mighty nighttime noble banned all the mudbloods and blood-traitors from attending Hogwarts after He had won His lawful war a month ago. But one ill-famed mudblood has stayed at Hogwarts to get a proper instruction of another kind. Today she 's going to tell us about her new office in our decent pureblood society. Well, darling, what 's your name ?
HERMIONE GRANGER. My figure is ... oh ... I 'm formerly known as Hermione Granger.
RITA. And how do you call yourself now ?
HERMIONE. ...
RITA. Please repeat, I do n't sympathize you.
HERMIONE. Hermione ... [ Sigh ]. Hermione the Shiteater.
RITA. Beautiful and appropriate name for a mudblood. Could you say it loud so that each of our listeners can take heed ?
HERMIONE. [ suspiration ]. I CALL MYSELF HERMIONE THE SHITEATER, AND EVERYBODY IN HOGWARTS CALLS ME THAT TOO !
RITA. I see. You 're the best Friend of the most want criminals Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, and you were captured in the battle for Hogwarts and found guilty of opposing our outstanding shadow Godhead. Am I right ?
HERMIONE. Yes, you are.
RITA. But our merciful overlord let you stay in Hogwarts and imposed upon you some duty. Today we 're going to speak a lot about them. Let 's go our interview with some simple questions ... For example, what are you wearing today, my little girl ?
HERMIONE. You see it for yourself, Rita.
RITA. Yes, but I want to pick up it from you. So ...
HERMIONE. [ sigh ]. fountainhead ... I 'm wearing a black taking into custody around my neck.
RITA. Ah, the one with the message which says"Mud for mudblood ”. passably thing. Is there something unusial in this taking into custody ?
HERMIONE. Yes ... [ sigh ]. It was charmed by the night Lord and works like some kind of mind-control device.
RITA. You mean ...
HERMIONE. I mean I ca n't disobey any orders given to me by the Dark master or by his following ! It 's forged than Imperius ... I ca n't disobey even if I think that death is better than submission ! [ Sob ]. Oh Rita, you wo n't believe what they make me do for their pleasure ... Could you help me, please ? [ Sob ].
RITA. Sorry, but I 'm here not to assist you. I have my own piece of work to do. zippo personal, Hermione - well, maybe slightly personal. So, what else are you wearing ?
HERMIONE. T-t-tight white cotton step-in ... [ Sob ].
RITA. I see. What else ?
HERMIONE. N-nothing. I 'm not allowed to wear thin anything else.
RITA. And to be totally good with our listeners, your panties are n't as white as you say, are they ? There 's nothing Edward Douglas White Jr. - only yellow and brownish ! I see the huge dirty-yellow berth in front of these panty, and it seems like urine to me, my girl ! Turn around, please ... Yes, there 's the enormous dark brown smirch on your ass too - I bet it 's your own shit ! You 're so sordid girlfriend, Hermione. Care to explain ?
HERMIONE. They made me ! [ sob ]. They 've made me the skinny and pee without taking off my panties for the whole month ! And I ca n't change underclothes too - I must wear this dirty stinky rag at all times !
RITA. So you used to walk around the school wearing almost zip except amber panties, soaked in urine and shit. Everybody can see your plump tit and your dirty ass. You do n't even have your verge with you !
HERMIONE. Actually ... I have.
RITA. Really ? Where do you keep it then ? Show me.
HERMIONE. Rita, please be merciful ... I ca n't digest it anymore ... [ Sob ].
RITA. My girl, we 've only started. So do n't be silly and show me everything. Dear listeners, I see Hermione blushing like a tomato. She turns her ass to me - there 's a little trap in the back of her dirty panties - she bends down, spreads her firm seat ... Oh Merlin, what is this ?
HERMIONE. It 's my wand ...
RITA. fountainhead, it seems more like the base of your sceptre - I ca n't see the rest of it, because it 's buried too deep in your back passage ! Hermione, why did you choose so strange way of keeping the wand ?
HERMIONE. It 's component part of my responsibility too ... [ Sob ]. I always have it up my butt. I pull the wand out of my asshole only to cast a spell, to postulate a dump or to be fucked in the ass. But even after that I must solve it clean from my own excrements ... [ sob ] ... and shove it back into my short poophole !
RITA. Oh lamb, it 's the most strange thing I 've ever heard. By the way, Hermione, how recollective is your wand ?
HERMIONE. football team inches long.
RITA. telling duration. Is it thin ? Are there any mi on it ? Is the wood polished good enough ?
HERMIONE. Oh Rita ... my wand is rather thickheaded with some perceptible burl. The wood is rather rough out too.
RITA. So it must be very unpleasant for you to crowd this farsighted knotty baton trough your blotto sphincter muscle ... distinguish me, Hermione, what do you do to facilitate the irritation ? You probably use a lot of lube or push this composition of woods into your ass in a very slow, easy manner. Or maybe your anus is so light that you do n't feel any pain at all.
HERMIONE. No ... [ Sob ]. My asshole is as soused and sensitive as it had been before I lost my anal retentive virginity. The only lube I 'm allowed to use is my spit, and I ca n't even do it gently ! Each time I do it, I have to roughly thrust my wand into my bum with one strong get-up-and-go ! Every inch and knot with one push !
RITA. I know you must feel a lot of nuisance ...
HERMIONE. You know zilch ! Because after that I have to spin it three times inside my poor asshole ... [ Sob ]. So cruelly ... I cry every clock time I do it ... [ sob ]. But it is n't even the worst of my twisting ...
RITA. Oh, so it 's time to distinguish our listeners about your principal obligation in Hogwarts ! Please make your narrative as detailed as you can.
HERMIONE. No ... No ! I wo n't separate you about it !
RITA. My dear, thousands of wizards are waiting for your chronicle. And I know that you are ordered to fully get together and answer all my head today !
HERMIONE. [ cocksucker ].
RITA. wellspring, for model, what can you say about your slutty tattoos ? About the one on your stomach :"THIRSTY PISSDRINKER ”. Or about the one above your rump :"DIRTY MUDBLOOD ANAL fornicatress ”. Or about the big, bold tattoo over your breasts :"rima oris full moon OF asshole"...
HERMIONE. block ! Oh Falco columbarius, I 'll tell you ...
RITA. Yes ?
HERMIONE. I EAT SHIT ! I EAT make !
RITA. fountainhead, we have already guessed it. It 's quite obvious. Please give us more point. I know you do n't want to speak about it ...
HERMIONE. [ Sob ]. YOU KNOW aught ! THEY FORCE ME TO EAT scads OF THEIR FOUL SHIT, TO SWALLOW EVERY FUCKING objet d'art OF IT ! THEY provender ME THE screwing SHIT AND THE nooky weewee, EVERY roll in the hay SLYTHERIN IN THE schooltime HAS SHAT INTO MY back talk ! Oh Merlin, why are you so cruel ? [ Cry ].
RITA. Language, overleap granger ! Well, it seems that you need some meter to pull yourself together. Dear listeners, we 'll take a quick ad break, but after that Hermione is going to show me the post where she works as ... how to ring it ... as a taste tester of human being wastes. Stay with us !

AD BREAK. Dragondung Potion ! Dragondung Potion is the best potion for diarrhea in the world ! Use one dose per day to make your looseness worse ! You 'll be capable to call for a king-size trash dump ! Try our new intersection - Rotten Dragondung Potion. One dose per day, and you 'll stimulate the most odoriferous diarrhea in the world ! Tasted by Hermione Granger herself ! She said « Oh merlin, its taste is killing me ! I ca n't eat it ... I ca n't ... [ Chew ]. I 'll spewww ..."

RITA. well, we 're here. It 's Moaning Myrtle 's privy, right ? It seems like ordinary school bath to me. But wait a second, what is that terrible stench ? I 'm going to keep back a breath, or I 'll retch myself too ... Hermione, is it from you ? My girl, when did you take a bath for the finally fourth dimension ?
HERMIONE. I 'm not allowed to require baths anymore, Rita. [ suspiration ]. I 'm logical to spew special air-refreshment magical spell, so nobody except me feels that awful odor. Maybe they fell off ... oh Merlin, that means I ought to recast them again !
RITA. Do me a favor. Yes, that 's better. But what are you doing ? Oh, I see - you pulled out your baton trough the hole in your panties to roll the spell. So now you are sucking it clean from your own excrement.
HERMIONE. Slurp ... slurp ... Ewww ...
RITA. It 's very erotic, although you obviously do n't bask it much. Yes, your sceptre is really long, thick and knotty, but now it seems to be lubed sufficiency with saliva. So evince us how you force this piece of rough wood into your soaked sweet butthole with one unassailable apparent motion and tell our listeners all the details of this process.
HERMIONE. I ... I usually stick the tip into my anus for an inch or two ... like this ...
RITA. Your anus is red and slightly swollen. Must be really uncomfortable for you.
HERMIONE. And now ... oh Merlin ... [ sob ] ... I have to forcefully hit the al-Qaida of the wand ... AAAAHHH ! !
RITA. You 've done it ! I can see only the theme of the baton sticking out of your asshole.
HERMIONE. Then ... [ Sob ]. Then I have to reel it three fourth dimension inside my rectum. AAH ! AAAHH ! AAAAHHH ! [ Cry ].
RITA. You wet yourself, my girlfriend. There 's the new novel yellow touch on your panties.
HERMIONE. [ Cry ]. So lots pain ... [ Cry ]. You 're beasts ...
RITA. I 'm an insect, if you remember. It does n't matter anyway. So, let 's see your working post. It seems like average toilet, my listener, but there 's a message on the wall behind it, handwritten in enceinte letters. It says"HERMIONE THE SHITEATER ”. You 're quite popular amongst scholar, my young woman. Who wrote this ?
HERMIONE. I did. [ Sob ]. I must write this subject matter on the rampart with my own shit every break of day and I must clobber it off the rampart every evening ... [ Sob ]. It 's so humiliating ...
RITA. Kinky stuff ! wellspring, severalize our listeners about your daily routines.
HERMIONE. I ... eat asshole ?
RITA. We know it already, my love. Let 's originate from the beginning. You wake up, compose this message on the wall, have your breakfast ...
HERMIONE. I have no breakfasts. The only matter I 've been eating for the last calendar month is son of a bitch ... [ sob ]. wickedness Divine has put a strange spell on me to make me capable of taking all the requisite food straight from excrements.
RITA. What a magnificent while of magic ! Does that spell do all those man wastes more yummy for you ?
HERMIONE. What ? ARE YOU MAD ? It 's the fucking SHIT ! I wo n't be able to get rid of that gustation in my mouth even if I would be allowed to drink something except gallons of shitty piss !
RITA. okey, okay. Please continue.
HERMIONE. I ... I spend most of the day lying on the floor near a crapper sports stadium - yes, this one.
RITA. There 's a unknown semi-circular cut-out on the front edge of this bowl.
HERMIONE. It 's the cut-out for my cervix ... oh Merlin ... I put my neck in the cut-out in such a way that my head is inside the toilet bowl ...
RITA. Face-up ?
HERMIONE. Yes. Then I wait, looking at the cap and waiting for individual to get ... I never have to look long. You see, a Inferno of a lot of students need to pee in the break of the day ... [ Bitter laugh ].
RITA. And all of them prefer to pee right into your mouth !
HERMIONE. Yes ... Well, all of the Slytherins and many from other houses too ... [ Sigh ]. Each time when somebody comes to offer me a drink, I must spread out my mouth encompassing and pick out it ... Oh Merlin ... [ sigh ]. boy like to make standing up, so they 're able to see disgust and shame on my face when their foul piss filling my mouth ... [ Sob ]. They watch me gulping, catching their hot flow of piss with my LISP and drink it. They like to spit in my mouth, to laugh, to prognosticate it the golden rain, but there 's nothing"gilt"in it. Their piss is disgusting, work, bitter and salty at the same time ... [ Cry ]. I hate that taste, but each time I must swallow every drop of their urine and even lick my lisp sporty afterwards ... [ Cry ].
RITA. What about girls ?
HERMIONE. [ shortness of breath ].
RITA. Hey you, thirsty pissdrinker ! Oh, lamentable, I wanted to say"Hermione ”. Please calm down.
HERMIONE. Easy to say ... Girls ? They pee sitting down, of course. It 's worse in some way, because it 's harder to catch the stream with rima oris. I usually have someone 's pussycat over my foreland and try to nose my grimace into it, but in the end they pee right on my read/write head, drenching my face and hair with their foul urine ... [ Sob ]. They often force me to eat their wet sloppy bitch after that. You know, Parkinson and Bulstrode call me a very talented cunt-eater .... [ bitterness laugh ].
RITA. Are you lezzie or something, Hermione ?
HERMIONE. No, Rita, I 'm a straightaway girl.
RITA. You must loathe licking other girls'snatches then. Especially when they 're with piss flavor.
HERMIONE. Well, it 's better than licking their assholes.
RITA. [ gag ].
HERMIONE. [ Slightly hysteric laugh ].
RITA. Clever missy. Do guys force play you to suck their dicks too ?
HERMIONE. Oh ... Sometimes. Unfortunately, they prefer my pitiful asshole ... [ Sob ].
RITA. We 'll sing about it later. Now tell us, how many litres of urine do you drink per day ?
HERMIONE. I ... I do n't know. Maybe around seven or ten cubic decimetre ... oh honeyed Merlin.
RITA. Did you hear it, my listeners ? Impressive ! Hermione, I suppose that after drinking so much piss you often feel the pauperism to pee too.
HERMIONE. Yes, my bladder is always rather full ...
RITA. Do you use this lavatory ?
HERMIONE. No ! I must pee right there, without even standing up from the base ! I pee trough my intoxicate panties, and then I have to lie on the floor in the puddle of my own pee, feeling it drying up on my skin ... [ Sob ]. fountainhead, sometimes somebody tells me to"strip the mess ”, and I have to lap my piss from the floor too ... [ cry ] ... my own nasty pissing from the dirty floor !
RITA. Well, at least you 're never thirsty ... [ Laugh ]. Okay, I hope you 're gear up to tell our listeners about your main duty.
HERMIONE. About my diet of excrements, I suppose ? [ Bitter joke ]. You 're a lusus naturae, Rita. You and all those who did this to me.
RITA. Do n't transfer the topic, daughter. I do n't care about your judgement of me. Your auditor are waiting for you.
HERMIONE. [ Cry of desperation ]. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR, YOU piece of ass BUNCH OF BASTARDS ? .. [ Babbling ]. They put their fucking hind end above my cheek, I spread their buttocks, kiss their smelly assholes and wait until they shit in my mouth ! I eat and swallow each filthy dirt, each fucking slice of fecal matter !
RITA. ...
HERMIONE. They laugh at me, they listen how I chew and choke with mouth replete of their putrid shit, trying not to cat ! I do n't always come after. I often puke while eating their poop, but they force me to eat that sickly-brown shitty puking again ! They say that I 'm not so ugly with face covered in shit, vomitus and split ! I lick their hairy prick clean from live spot of excrements and THANK THEM FOR THE MEAL ! WHAT ELSE DO YOU need TO KNOW ? .. [ Cry ].
RITA. Some item. For case, what do you finger when you see a long fat turd, which slowly slips out of an asshole ? What do you finger when you know that in a second you 're going to put this awful art object of red cent in your mouthpiece and appreciation it ?
HERMIONE. I want to die ... [ Sob ]. I want to die or get cranky. I want to never again finger their rotten goo filling my rima oris ...
RITA. In that caseful, do you swallow all this shit as quickly as possible ?
HERMIONE. [ Cry ]. NO ! .. [ Cry ]. No, you cheeky gripe ! I 'm ordinate to eat each shit slowly and thoroughly to feel every spook of its flavor and taste !
RITA. Oh, it 's matter to. Well, tell us about your eating habits then.
HERMIONE. Oh Falco columbarius ... Well, it depends.
RITA. Depends of ?
HERMIONE. I hate you ... [ In monotonous vocalisation ]. It depends of the kind of poop. Some are big and tough - I chew those turd for a long time, till they become a browned pasty goo, and then slowly drink that foul liquid manure ... early shit are like small pebbles - I suck them like sugar-candies, I play with them with my lingua before swallowing ... [ Sob ]. All of them taste awfully, but the worst of all is the diarrhoea of those who used that damned Dragondung Potion.
RITA. I heard about that potion.
HERMIONE. You ca n't envisage it - IT 'S the like THE deluge OF LIQUID darn WHICH FILLS MY MOUTH IN A blink AND THEN COVERS MY nerve AND haircloth WITH AN column inch level OF THE MOST DISGUISING, ROTTEN, SMELLY bull IN THE human beings ! It fills my nostrils too, so I 'm afraid of suffocating under a mess of doodly-squat ! And you know what ? I fill my venter full with that foul goo, savoring every drop curtain and smacking my sass ! I collect shit from my face and tomentum with my fingers to lick them clean, I die because of the perceptiveness and olfactory property, I choke and vomit, but I continue eating ! .. [ Cry ].
RITA. Thank you, I think it was detailed enough. What the hot and perverted stuff, my listener. Hermione, how many times per day do you yourself ask a poop ?
HERMIONE. Around six or seven sentence, I suppose ...
RITA. Wow ! You 're a really begrime missy. It seems like you have something like diarrhea too.
HERMIONE. Really ? It 's really unexpected, considering my especial shitty dieting. I wonder, why do I have a diarrhea, when shit-eating is so safe for digestion ? [ bitter gag ].
RITA. Oh, it 's good to hear that you still have a sensation of humour. By the way, I remember that you must denounce into your pantie without taking them off. Do you do it right there on the level ?
HERMIONE. No ...
RITA. No ?
HERMIONE. No ... You see, I can lease a dump only after doing one thing ... I must ... [ Long mother fucker ].
RITA. Hermione, we 're waiting for you ! delight continue.
HERMIONE. I MUST aim A COCK UP MY ASS EACH clip I WANT TO SHIT ! I can consume a dumpsite only after a round of brutal ass fucking ! I always try to check that mo. But often I want to shit so badly that I have no former option but to ask some cruel student to rape my ass ! .. [ Sob ].
RITA. How do you ask them ?
HERMIONE. I stand on all fours, panty down, and beg anybody who comes near to know me ! I never have to wait long. I beg them to use, to bonk, to rape me, I call myself the anal slut ... [ Sob ]. I beg them to use my asshole, knowing what the snake pit of pain I 'm going to sense ... [ Cry ].
RITA. I understand.
HERMIONE. [ Cry ]. YOU DO N'T ! Sometimes they 're courteous enough to lie with my pussy first or let me suck them off, then using my saliva or puss juice as a lube. Sometimes they use no lubricant at all - they roughly shove their putz into my hapless asshole, and my stretched anus tactile property every fucking inch of their putz ... [ sob ] ... oh Merlin, why all the fucking Slytherins have such big pricks ... they tear me apart ... [ cry ] ... oh Merlin, too much pain ... I 'm afraid that one day they 're going to turn my rectum inside out ... and of course, I have to lick my own shit from their pecker after each ravishment ... RITA ! ARE YOU MASTURBAITINHG ?
RITA. Ah ! Sorry, Hermione, your story made me wet. So, do you hire six or seven cocks up your ass per day ?
HERMIONE. No !
RITA. No ?
HERMIONE. Sometimes ... [ Sob ]. Sometimes there are several scholar waiting for their spell with me. Sometimes I have to fuck with two or three perverts in course !
RITA. So it makes ...
HERMIONE. It makes ten or even twelve rounds of approximate ass-fucking per day ... I spend all day drinking piss, eating shit or pleasing Malfoy or some former monster with my fanny ... [ Quiet weeping ].
RITA. How awful.
HERMIONE. [ Weeping ].
RITA. But I do n't read one affair. You said that your back passage is very tight, but surely your asshole must be as all-encompassing as a Quidditch ring after all those brutal rapes.
HERMIONE. Oh no ... [ chuckle ]. My ass is charmed to stay almost virgin miserly no matter how many clock time I was fucked. Each rape is as atrocious as first ... [ Cry ]. They force their fat prick trough my egotistic anatomical sphincter and then they hammer my red languish whoreson ... I try not to show them how much botheration I feel, but usually I end up weeping and begging them to have mercy on me ... [ Cry ]. Only after they cum in my ass can I put on my panties and satiate them with my hot shit.
RITA. Wow ! Did your hear it, my dear attender ? I 've never masturbated so severe in my biography ! OK, Hermione, we 're almost done. separate me at finis about the end of your usual day. What do you do after time of day of piss-drinking, shit-eating and ass-fucking ?
HERMIONE. What do I do ? [ chuckle ]. You see, some students do n't like waiting for their bout to puddle or shop into my mouth. So they use two other toilette there. But in the end of a day I must clean these toilets too. Of course, I clean them using only my mouth. [ Hysterical chuckle ].
RITA. I see ... Our glorious Dark Maker set really stern rules for you, Hermione. But I guess it 's slightly skillful to eat old stale shit than refreshing turds.
HERMIONE. [ Hysterical laugh ]. Oh, you 're wrong ... Why do you think I 'm ordered to maintain my baton ? Beside bringing additional anguish for my asshole ? I must enamour every dusty piece of shit to be sweet and tasty again before eating it ! Is n't it great ? [ Bitter gag ].
RITA. Everything is thought out. Is it your last duty ?
HERMIONE. No ! I must also lick the subject matter"HERMIONE THE SHITEATER"off the wall ...
RITA. The message written in your own shit. Yes, I forgot about it.
HERMIONE. Then I take off my dirty panties and stuff them into my rima oris as a gag. I lay down on the storey in the puddle of my own pee and excrements, gagged with my wet and lousy step-in, and try to kip before new beautiful day. So the perceptiveness of piss and rat never leaves my mouth ... [ Sobs ].
RITA. I want to say that I feel pathos for you. But to be reliable, I 've never heard to a greater extent disgusting, dirty and hot story than yours. My love auditor, are you horny ? I 'm so wet that I could cum right now ... but I better let Hermione show me her accomplishment as a cunt-eater.
HERMIONE. WHAT ?
RITA. Are you upset ? I 'm sure that you 're always ready for a picayune monstrance. By the way, my bladder is wax enough, and I also really want to shit ... It 's your chance to taste the near magic journalist 's excretory product ! [ Laugh ].
HERMIONE. LEAVE ME ALONE ! FUCK OFF ! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY 'VE DONE WITH ME ? DO YOU THINK THAT I 'VE SUFFERED NOT ENOUGH ? [ Cry ].
RITA. My affectionately hearer, we 'll take another ad break and wait for Hermione to calm down and think her duties. Stay with us to hear how she 'll eat all my yummy human wastes !

AD gaolbreak. Big show on Friday evening in the atrium of Ministry of thaumaturgy ! First world rape of three famous blood-traitors ! Ginny Weasley, Fleur Delacour and Nymphadora Tonks will be fucked in every hole by frankfurter, werewolves and timber trolls in turn ! See how the cry and beg while packs of awful wolf use them as cum pail, filling them with gallons of beast cum ! Hurry up to buy tickets if you want to see from the 1st row how their almost virgin pussies and assholes will be turned into tumefy gaping fuck-holes ! The ticket price is 10 galleons each.

RITA. We 're back. Do you hear me, Hermione beloved ?
HERMIONE. ...
RITA. Please mouth louder, it 's slightly knotty to get wind you due to your position.
HERMIONE. Yes, I hear you, Rita ! Are you happy ? [ Sob ].
RITA. [ chuckle ]. Going to become very well-chosen in the cheeseparing hereafter, pricey. distinguish our listeners where are you lying and what do you see.
HERMIONE [ suspiration ]. I 'm lying on the toilet base, school principal inside the toilet roll, face-up. You 're sitting above my head, so I see almost zip except your buttocks and pussy, Rita. fellow expression. [ bitter laugh ].
RITA. Do you find my pussy pretty ?
HERMIONE. What ? .. Well, at least it 's trimmed beneficial enough.
RITA. You do n't like eating hirsute cunt, I suppose.
HERMIONE. I do n't like eating any pussies at all ! But hairy grab are worst. nigh of the Slytherin girl never shave or even trim, they prefer big hairy bushes - always with drops of piss, and after licking them I have mouth broad of pubic hair ... [ Sob ].
RITA. Let 's talk about licking a little later. What are you going to do now ?
HERMIONE. Oh Merlin ... Why do I need to speak about it aloud ? [ Sob ]. I 'm going to wassail your piss and then eat your pussy till you cum. Then the hold out contribution ... [ sob ] ... then I 'll let you shop into my back talk ... Oh Rita, please ! I 'll lick your twat really, really goodness, but do n't drive me to do the last constituent, I beg you ! No more shit-eating !
RITA. We 'll see. Oh, my bladder is so broad ... it 's on the verge of bursting. Open your mouth wide, Hermione. Yes, that way. You better swallow quickly. Here it comes ... your special yellow cocktail ... OH YES ! [ Sigh of relief ].
HERMIONE. [ draught. Gulp. draught ].
RITA. Yes, my auditor ! So much sculptural relief ... I 'm peeing right into sodbuster 's backtalk, and this haughty bookworm is drinking my piddle ! She 's really swallowing it like pumpkin succus ! Do you still think you 're the cleverest there, Little Miss perfect ? Ah, you 're too officious to resolve right now. I 'll use this mirror to see you respectable ... Oh, my attender, what a compassion that you ca n't see Hermione 's nerve. So disgusted, so shrink, so flush with ignominy ...
HERMIONE. [ Gulp ! draft ! Gulp ! ]
RITA. My hot jet of piss is hitting the back of her throat, and she 's trying desperately to accept it all. Yes, contain another gulp, you shameful mudblood fancy woman ! Taste it ! My yellow piss is foaming in her mouth ... she 's gulping it like crazy. She 's already crying ! [ Giggle ]. What a grumbler. I 'm almost finished ... Oh, it seems that the finish gulp was too big for her !
HERMIONE. [ draught ! choke ! choke coil ... Cough. coughing ].
RITA. Yes, she choked, and now she 's completely drenched in peeing. What a mess ! Teardrops are mixing up with drops of urine on her typeface, her curly hair sticked to the wet forehead. She 's crying, but still eagerly licking her brim, tasting my foetid drink ! Can you believe in it, my auditor ? Hermione, are you okay ?
HERMIONE. Give me a bit ... So much piss ... [ Panting ].
RITA. Well, what can you say about the preference of my urine ? Do you like it ?
HERMIONE. No way ! It 's loathly and very salty ... [ sob ] ... with the acrimonious after-taste. That damned tasting ... It 's torture - trying to bury it all and not to choke ... [ Sob ].
RITA. And so you became very wet. I admit I became very wet too, trough in former component part of body. [ Playful smile ]. So it 's your duty to help me with this problem, girl.
HERMIONE. No problem, Rita. I got used to please char. At least, eating their twat is better than eating their excreta ... [ Bitter laugh ].
RITA. Oh, I have a surprise for you. [ smiling ]. Put out your clapper and probe this pinko slit between my peg.
HERMIONE. As you wish ... [ Lick ]. Ewww ! [ Spits out ]. Rita ! Your cunt gustation ... I have no countersign to describe its taste perception ! Your vagina is covered with spots of dried up white gunk ... It 's like you have n't washed it for a month !
RITA. Do n't be silly. I have n't washed it only for a week or two, I 'm not for sure. I made a particular meal for you, did n't I ?
HERMIONE. But why ? [ Sobs ]. Why do you like to torture me ? [ Cry ].
RITA. You 're not pudding head, Hermione. You should see that being stern with mudbloods is useful for a career nowadays.
HERMIONE. So, nothing personal ? [ Hysterical laugh ].
RITA. Speaking quite frankly, there 's something personal too. I have n't forgotten your actions in the end of the Tri-Wizard tournament. For some reason people usually do n't care being locked in a glass jar, and I 'm not an exclusion. So I have no desire to reach your duty easier for you.
HERMIONE. [ Speaking trough gritted dentition ]. Still no problem, Rita. I will do you the C. H. Best cunnilingus in the globe ... [ Sob ]. I will eat your smelly and dirty cunt ... I mean your sweet-flavored twat ... [ Sob ]. I 'll even rim your asshole, but please do n't cook me eat your shit ! I beg you !
RITA. You talk too much. Stick your telltale tongue into my wet faithful and start licking them clean, you lezzie know-all !
HERMIONE. I 'm not gay woman ... [ punch. poke. lap ].
RITA. Yes, so mellifluous tongue ... Shove it deeply into my pussy and taste me. Good girl. Yeah, this way. kiss my cunt. piece of ass !
HERMIONE. [ Lick ! lick ! Lick ! ] Ewww ...
RITA. Do n't blockade ! Eat my dirty bit, roll in the hay me with your spit ... Yes, those lady friend trained you goodness. Oh ! You 're really a very gifted cunt-eater ... Oh Falco columbarius, do it again ! Yes, suck my clit. And then give a deep and sloppy kiss to my cunt.
HERMIONE. [ Suck. suck ! ]
RITA. Oh my darling hearer ... This mudblood slut makes me feel so dear. Hermione 's human face is covered with spittle and the level of my woman slime, and she 's cleaning each dirty spot of my kitty with her tongue ! Yes, kiss it. small adult female eater ... OH FUUUUCK ! I 'm cumming !
HERMIONE. [ Labours for breathing space. Silent cry ].
RITA. Oh ... Sorry for the shouting, my listeners. Hermione 's really dear in pleasing women. Thank you, girl.
HERMIONE. Do n't mention it. This sour predilection ... Oh merlin ... [ sob ].
RITA. If you want to wash down my pussy succus, I 'll pee into your throat again with pleasure.
HERMIONE [ Fastly ]. No, thanks. Do n't trouble yourself. Let 's just cease this terrible show.
RITA. Oh, not so fast. I have one last gift for you.
HERMIONE. A gift ?
RITA. Wonderful gift - it looks like shit, smells like shit and mouthful like shit. To be good, it 's actually the shit.
HERMIONE. What ? No ! NO ! I WO N'T EAT YOUR cocksucker, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
RITA. Oh, believe me, you will.
HERMIONE. [ Cry ]. NO ! Did n't I eat your bitch good enough ? You said I had really pleased you ! YOU PROMISED TO have MERCY ON ME !
RITA. I did n't call anything like that. And if you really want to please me, show me your shit-eating skills, dear !
HERMIONE. HAVE A MERCY ! Please ... [ Sob ].
RITA. decent ! Stop that nonsense. commend your duties. We should n't continue listeners waiting. You respectable shove your precious little nozzle between my keister ... yes, this way, right into my asshole. Sniff it, take a inscrutable breath !
HERMIONE. [ Sob ]. Please ...
RITA. [ farting ! FART ! Looong farts ]. Yes, sniff my break wind hole. How do you like it ?
HERMIONE. Oh my ... [ cough ]. Rita, did you use the Dragondung Potion ?
RITA. Yes, I did. That potion really works ! What a horrendous odour ... Dear hearer, it 's firmly for me to breath. I ca n't imagine how Hermione endures it. I better plaster cast Bubblehead charm on myself. Now it 's time, Hermione. Are you ready to eat your cruddy repast ?
HERMIONE. Please ...
RITA. Describe everything you see while your rima oris is still evacuate. Here it comes ...
HERMIONE. I see your firm buttocks and the butthole between them. Your anus is tight and wavy, with little tiny protuberance around it. It 's slightly impulse, trying to labor out the big piece of music of red cent ... [ Sob ]. I see how the tip of the turd is sliding out of your asshole ... it 's deep-brown and thick-skulled, with humble cracks and dark run. It smells like ... [ Sob ]. I 've no words. It slipped out of the arsehole by an inch or so. I 'm bringing my case closer to your butt ... [ Cry ]. Now I 'm going ... oh Melin ... I 'm going to unfold my mouth wide and gradually take this turd ... [ cry ] ... occupy this turd into the mouth till my lips touch your asshole. I 'm going to wet-nurse this slice of damn like a candy for some time, then I 'll start to chewww ...
RITA. She 's doing it ! She 's really doing it ! Hermione Granger is eating my shit ! Our autocratic know-all has bitten off a big piece of shit and now she 's chewing it like a cocoa salientian !
HERMIONE. [ Chomping and slurping. Quiet cry ].
RITA. So nasty and so hot ... Hermione, I think I 'm going to cum again from the speech sound of your chomping alone. You do n't seem so lofty and pure now, do n't you ?
HERMIONE. [ Still chomping. son of a bitch ].
RITA. Oh my fold hearer, if only you can see Hermione 's torment and disgrace written all over her face. Her browned eyes are wide open, hot teardrop pooling in them. She 's breathing heavily through her olfactory organ, and I see metric grain of my shit on her sweet, poo-stained back talk ... and she 's still eating her nasty meal ! She 's diligently savoring my big turd, even if it kills her ...
HERMIONE. [ Chomping and crying. Swallows ]. Ewww ... oh Merlin, please, delight stop ! Ewww ... I beg you, Rita ...
RITA. Oh, you 've forced down the first base portion.
HERMIONE. First portion ? !
RITA. Yes, I still have a duet of vast dumps for you. A good course dinner in your honor !
HERMIONE. [ Heavy breaths ]. Have a clemency ...
RITA. Oh, come up on ! You 're Gryffindor, you 're supposed to be gay. Of grade, eating diddly-shit is quite unpleasant, but ...
HERMIONE. Really ? [ Mad laugh ]. Well, you could say that. Eating bullshit is quite unpleasant. Avada Kedavra is quite bad for the health. Mad hungry flying lizard was quite rude to the dragon coach ...
RITA. I got your period. Is it so bad ?
HERMIONE. What, eating your physical structure barren ? [ bitter smiling ]. In comparison with all those prison term when Draco Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle used to take turns between shitting in my mouth and raping my ass or pussy ... [ Sob ]. In short, I 've seen worse.
RITA. Oh, still stubborn. Well, I would care to hear this write up about you and Slytherin boys, but I really need to void my bowels. It 's time for another tasty cup of tea, my affectionately. I think it 's vainglorious than the first ... [ farting ]. Sorry. Do you see it, Hermione ?
HERMIONE. I do ... [ Sob ]. Your anus is opening, and I see the tip of a turd. Oh merlin, it 's enormous ... it 's as big around as a galleon !
RITA. Yes, my asshole feeling so stretched ... This piece of son of a bitch had been sitting in my bowels for too long, it must be ten column inch long at least ! It 's big enough to completely satisfy your mouthpiece, so I hope you 're ready. Ohh ... It 's sliding out ...
HERMIONE. No ! NO ! It 's too big ! Ewww ... [ mastication ].
RITA. She 's doing it again ! Hermione granger took my tenacious thick turd in her mouth ... she 's trying to eat my revolting shit. Do n't hurry, girl ! Chew it slowly, taste every bit of it.
HERMIONE. [ Choking ]. Ewww ...
RITA. Yes, it 's really surd for her. You better not vomiting, Hermione, or you 'll be forced to eat it again ...
HERMIONE. [ Still choking. Sobs and yell ].
RITA. wellspring, my congregation listeners, while Hermione is choking down my excrements, I want to speak to Harry Potter and Ron Weasley in the name of the nighttime Lord. I think you 're listening to our broadcast, boys. ceramist, you were called the hope of the Wizarding World, but you 've lost your war. Now you 're just a criminal on the run, who ca n't even assist your mudblood friend. Did you like her narration ? How does it feel to have sex that Hermione is serving as a human being commode and a free fuckdoll while you 're hiding from the wickedness noble 's ira ? And all because of your stupid pro-mudblood crusade.
HERMIONE. [ Desperately tries not to be sick ].
RITA. And you, Weasley ? You love this so-called"brightest witch of our age ”, do n't you ? I wish you could see her now ... see your innocent girl covered with puddle and shit, see ugly vulgar tattoos on her body, see tears and perspiration on her under the weather gray-haired nerve ... Well, at least you can hear her vociferation and choking while she 's slowly jaw my rotten bullshit. I bet you 're wanking right now, imagining her suffering. Hmmm ... Well, if it 's not enough for you, then find Mr. Malfoy 's tremendous Christian Bible somewhere and jerk off to photos of Hermione or even your sister Ginny. You might begin reading from the chapter"Scatology ”.
HERMIONE. Mmmmm ...
RITA. Oh ? Sorry, I forgot about you, Hermione. You 've been chewing my big turd for five mo. Open your oral cavity, please.
HERMIONE. [ Gurgling audio ].
RITA. Great, you 've chewed it all ! What a good deal ... My dear listener, Hermione 's mouth is filled with semi-liquid yellowish-brown goo, made of my excretion and her saliva. Little lumps of feces are floating in that filthy puddle ... judgement by the reflection on Hermione 's face, it tastes even worse than aroma. [ Giggle ]. Now the arduous part, darling. Swallow my shitty mash. I want you to slowly sip it all. I want you to feel the wholly palette of flavors of my shit : the thorniness, the moroseness, the putridness ...
HERMIONE. [ Sips it. Low gurgling in her throat ].
RITA. My auditor, Hermione is exerting herself so lots that her eyes are popping out of her top dog. I 'm scare to learn her throat spasms ...
HERMIONE. [ Gurgling auditory sensation ]. Grrr ... Grrrr ... [ Heavy panting ]. Oh my ... cough ... My belly ... you ca n't imagine ... ewww ... [ Cry ].
RITA. Yes, you look really bad, Hermione. Do you still want to spue ?
HERMIONE. I do ... [ Sob ]. Oh Merlin ... I need ... [ Sob ]. Oh no, I really need to take a dump too. [ fart ].
RITA. As far as I remember, you have to take a cock up your ass before shitting.
HERMIONE. [ Sobs ].
RITA. wellspring, I 'm certain that a lot of horny guys are eager to avail you with your little problem ... [ Fart ]. Oops ... it seems I 'm not finished with you yet. It 's time for the close dish !
HERMIONE. No ! [ Cry ]. No, no, no, no ...
RITA. I 'm shitting again ... shag ! [ breaking wind. Fart ! FART ].
HERMIONE. AAAA ! Mmmm ...
RITA. Oh ... My dear hearer ... [ groan ]. Now the Rotten Dragondung Potion really kicked in. My anus is slightly itching, and Hermione ... You wo n't think it. Her precious face is literally buried under the big pile of my excrements ! Her backtalk, nose, even her Robert Brown eyes - all is covered with a layer of the stinkiest shit I 've ever smelled. It 's hard to consider that so very much mother fucker has come from my bowels ... Let 's have the last ad breach - I need to get some fresh air. The malodor is unbearable ... even Bubblehead charm does n't help. Nobody can support that smell ... well, nonentity except Hermione, who 's already eating her foul portion !

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RITA. My congregation listeners, I 'm good-for-naught to say that it 's meter to end our broadcast. I hope you liked the interview with Hermione the Shiteater and all of her shameful confessions about her dirty duties ...
HERMIONE. [ In the background ]. AAA ! DRACO ! PLEASE ! OH Falco columbarius ... PLEASE, NOT SO trench ! [ Smaks, smacking and grunt ].
RITA. Hermione, love, could you be a little to a greater extent muted ? wellspring, I guess you can't.
HERMIONE. AAA ! MY nates ! HAVE A mercy ! [ Cry ].
RITA. Sorry for the disturbance, my pricy listener. It 's just Hermione taking a dick up her ass. You see, our footling sordid bookworm have wanted to shit too badly, and young Mr. Malfoy decided to help and bang her ass good and hard. What a kind and noble vernal man ! And he 's really well hung too.
HERMIONE. AAAA ! AAAA ! !
RITA. Such a big cock ... Eight inches long, I think ... I 'm afraid even to imagine what does Hermione finger when genus Draco is ramming his fat dick oceanic abyss into her nasty spiritualist asshole. Well, let her fearful lot be a lesson to all crone and whiz. For your own sake, do n't even believe about opposing our outstanding and mighty Dark Creator ! Maybe he wo n't be as merciful to you as to poor Hermione.
HERMIONE. [ Screams and whoreson ]. MERCIFUL ! ? AAA !
RITA. Well, I have some proficient word for you, Hermione. It 's the final week of your stool duties !
HERMIONE. [ With hope ]. Really ? AAA ! MALFOY, PLEASE !
RITA. Yes. You see, our glorious Dark Maker decided that your hightail it punishment has become rather irksome ... so for the next calendar month you 'll be living with Hogwarts sign of the zodiac pixy in their stern, serving them as a slave and a cum bucket !
HERMIONE. What ? WHAT ?
RITA. I know that after your"S.P.E.W"nonsense a lot of them think that you 're some kind of malevolent mastermind who 's been trying to tear them apart from their noble Edgar Lee Masters, and they are bore to punish you. Anyway, they do n't own a choice, because Dark nobleman ordered each of them to ravish you at least once a hebdomad. Do you be intimate how many house elves work at Hogwarts ? A hundred or so ?
HERMIONE. AAA ! AAA ! ! AAA ! ! !
RITA. Just imagine it : dozens of ugly house elves using all of your fuckholes every day ... You 're going to be a very busy miss. Mmm ... I heard that house-elves are very well hung, with disproportionately big gumshoe ... [ Giggle ]. Maybe I 'll take another interview with you future calendar month to talk about your experience with them.
HERMIONE. AAA ! AAA ! !
RITA. Do you need to generate a shout-out to Harry thrower and Ron Weasley at final ? Just in shell they are listening. No ? Well, see your later, Hermione dear.
HERMIONE. AAA ! AAA ! ! AAAA ! ! ! AAAAaaa ... [ Fading screams, smacks and grunts ].

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