Ancient Roma, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at match ?"Gospel According to Mark Antony shouted above the clamour of a fussy Rome morning.

"Off down the Colloseum Tone,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Mead and a new spate of Angle slaves."

"Sounds adept, I'll tell Julie,"scratch Anthony replied.

"Call me Julie again and your head will join those of the Huns on the spikes above the metropolis Gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right celebrate your cap on,"target Susan Brownell Anthony replied,"Do you reckon they got any Virgin Nozzer ?"

"Six hebdomad in a sauceboat with a bunch of horny oarsman, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the Angle song"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"Right,"Mark Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a veritable hogwash up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, gravid, great compexion, great in the sack but she bathes in Equus asinus milk and stinks like a bally domestic ass,"Mark Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his mate Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing mate ?"he called.

High above the floor of the Sistine chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold plank having a kip and sleping off a ponderous nighttime on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"Keep the fraudulent scheme down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint mate, you want to use lead not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to submit a week, two coats of briliant white they said."

"Mate, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old rope like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa beacon ?"

"Every piece of ass body heard about Pisa lighthouse, started keeling over so they put a twist in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"screw you too."

The Colloseum was busy, every cunt and his mate was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the angle and Gauls was so pale they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabian had to be kept under cover or they blacked up, about was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.

"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.

"From Mytilene or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"Twat,"the blighter answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice bird, say twenty dollar bill one, blonde, big melons,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the bloke queried.

"50, l five at a thrust,"Nozzer offered.

"fountainhead you can sustain her,"he pointed to a beautiful Angle angel,"From Wessex, beautiful girl, fucks like an angel,"he taunted,"For one 60 minutes for fifty."

"I want's a home slave,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking fifty, you wan na get real mate,"the chap replied,"You can let her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"shuffling up yer mind, tart or scrubber, cleaner."the bloke sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a fucking wife, don't go there mate they're difficulty,"the bloke advised before he saw some former mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some char hollered, pointing at half a dozen bare fella tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.

"Looks like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half hour, come and see the show,"she offered.

"For nookie sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"

"No ?"says the woman as she grabs the nearest slave's cock and starts wanking it,"You for sure ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a hard on ?"she asked,"You want me to jack off your little rooster instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a collapsible shelter rod was pushing it out,"nooky !"he said out loud.

The woman suddenly left her slave and stuck her hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean bloomers but they was in the wash drawing so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"Five Sirstes to throw you cum or I'll rip it out by the roots for free."

Nozzer liked it rough,"Rip it out by the roots,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a shot,"Fuck off pervert !"she said abruptly.

"Me a fucking perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks hard worker in public ten times a day !"

"20 on a good day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his headway and went round of drinks to see the animals. Andreas the Lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"Fucking Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his Panthera leo metrical foot,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was dullard but not stuid enough to get in a king of beasts cage to see at an infect foot at Lion's lunch prison term, which was basically any metre a Lion wasn't actually a kip.

"feel bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"poor sodomist's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with Tomato sauce cowering naked at the binding of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great help,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Fri ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a dead cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a bloody leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to check out the Chariots for Saturday airstream. His mate Benner was working on his two horse chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a vast mallet.

"Fucks sake Benner you'll binge it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking care if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entry to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too much screw information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked Nox working out the future from the ace, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few minutes a duad of times a month and dream up some load of bolloks to tell the twats down the U.S. Senate. Writing it up was the high-risk, three scrolls all the Sami for dissimilar departments. Anyroad it circumvent Lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the synagogue of Vesta to consume a bit of banter with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a kerfuffle. Some chick was getting chucked out of a a side door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to stick his snoot in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"Fuck off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Michel de Notredame ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody squawk have chucked me out, me dad will have a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a word picture ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a knavish wank and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the tabernacle, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't judgment as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"well leave it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can sleep on the flooring after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be choosers,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre belongings,"jumper lead on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a meaninglessness up with a slave and got tod to fuck off by free adult female but suddenly here was a boo what was up for it. He should stimulate sensed a gob but his brainpower was definitely switched off and his bullock block firmly in control.

"Failed monthly review, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for sign of the zodiac slave to keep the firm clean and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"Sounds like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"Right, so where do I feel a married woman ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just pudding head ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, look I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"aspect"he said.

"Oh, lets get round your billet and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the idea. Analise offered up a silent prayer, Nozzer wasn't the intimately catch but his bed beat sleeping on the cobblestones of the Autostrada.

In just a few bit they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you like what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his rooster spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front of his toga rising slope propelled by his knob end, she had serious doubts that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the edge of the table, spread her stage, closed her heart and dreamed some beautiful prizefighter was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her pussy began to feel moist. She kept her eyes tightly closed so she didn't have to look at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing annoyance wracked her psyche as Nozzer brutally shoved his heart and soul into her soft giving up pussy,"Awww, that fucking hurt !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your fucking stargaze teammate you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the botheration was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to feel quite squeamish, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her eyes, to be honorable Nozzer didn't facial expression quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that erotic love juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just shot me load darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"Till I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then game on stave two."

"In your dreams,"she replied,"Anyway we have to secern pa we're engaged."

Too late Nozzer sensed the ambuscade,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking wildcat,"she wailed putting on a decent showing of Nile Crocodile binge,"Professing that you love me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose future off you'll be telling dada I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"wellspring rustle up a one-half decent Dowry and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"cock head, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too skint to pay a nice dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offering,"Nozzer offered,"On the other hand let not, I got another stiffy. On your back wench, it's your lucky day ! ”