King Dong : A Monster movie lampoon

by the Perv Otaku

Based on `` king Kong '', Screen Play by James Creelman and Ruth Rose, from an idea conceived by Edgar Sir William Wallace and Marian C. Cooper

And the ancestor said : `` And lo, beauty looked upon the force of the beast. And she stayed her feet from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved. '' - Old Japanese proverb

ACT I

The ship sat quietly at the dock as Easton approached. A one guard stood spot at the gangway. `` Hey, is this the picture crew ship ? '' he asked.

'' The Incursion ? Yeah, this is the one, '' the guard answered. `` Why, are you in the crowd ? You going on this unbalanced voyage ? ``

'' What 's so crazy about it ? '' Easton asked.

'' I dunno, but there are a lot of rumor floating around that something ai n't quite right-hand about this ship and the guy in charge of it. ``

'' You mean Karl Dickem, right ? ``

'' That 's the one, '' the guard said. `` I hear he likes to bourgeon adult films in exotic locations, as close as he can to the wildlife, has little girl strut around naked right next to Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam and stuff. ``

'' Yeah, he 's a bit uttermost, okay, '' Easton acknowledged.

'' Hey, you, what do you want ? '' shouted someone from on display board the ship.

'' Is Dickem on board ? I need to see him. I 'm Easton, his natural endowment agent, '' Easton said.

'' Shit, get up here, then. You better have good news for him, he 's been going out of his brain. ``

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The captain was in his cabin with Karl discussing their problem. `` Word 's gotten out that we 're carrying an armory in the hold. We 'll probably have an inspector on board tomorrow, and he 's not going to be happy to see all your guns and gas dud that we do n't sustain proper paperwork for. ``

'' Goddammit. If we get into a legal tangle, we 'll miss our window for goodness atmospheric condition before monsoon season sets in, '' Karl growled.

'' I 'll still get you there, '' the captain said.

Karl replied, `` Oh, of course you will, but shooting outdoors when it 's raining for two thirds of the day only fucks up the agenda and budget. ``

'' Even so, you always come back with a cinema, and everybody says there 's no erotica theater director like Karl Dickem, '' said the captain.

Easton and the early man came in at that moment. `` Easton ! Where the fuck have you been ? I was about to go call you, '' Karl declared.

'' damn, I would n't throw bothered coming out here if I 'd know that, '' said Easton.

Karl made initiation. `` This is Easton, my most authentic talent agentive role. Easton, senior pilot Anglerod, and the guy who led you in is Jack Enoff, my male actor for this shoot. Now where 's the girl you promised to incur me ? ``

'' Ca n't be done, Dickem, '' Easton answered.

'' Bullshit. You 've got to. You 're the only agent left in this stinkin'township that will deal with me. I 'm relying on you, '' Karl said.

'' Look, I 've personally got cypher against you, Karl, but your report is too much now. None of the girls want to go near you with your rashness and your secrets, '' protested Easton.

'' hellhole, he has n't even enjoin me where exactly where we 're going yet, '' Anglerod said.

'' See ? It 's bullshit like that keeping me from finding a girl to send off with you to God knows what, '' said Easton.

'' damn, you make it sound like I 've never brought anybody back alive ! '' Karl said. `` And I suppose Los Angeles is n't dangerous at all ! There are twelve of girls out there in more danger on the city streets than they 'd ever be in with me ! ``

'' At least in L.A. they know what they 're in for, '' Easton mumbled.

'' I need a missy tonight, Easton. We 're setting out at dawn tomorrow, '' Karl demanded.

'' What 's the goddamn rush, Karl ? ``

'' I have my reasons. ``

'' expression, roll in the hay you, man. If this is how you 're operating now, I 'm happy I could n't find you a girl, '' Easton said.

'' nooky you right back. I 'm not giving up just because you 're too incompetent to ascertain me a young lady with a backbone. I 'm going to make the great porno motion-picture show the world has ever seen, something nobody 's even dreamed of, '' Karl said, making he way to the door.

'' Where are you off to ? '' Anglehorn asked.

'' I 'm going to get a fille for this film, even if I have to take a fancy woman off a street turning point ! '' Karl declared.

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'' Well, I do n't usually see you around here this late, Karl, '' the mixologist said.

'' Shut up and hold me a whiskey, '' Karl snapped back. `` I 'm in a real spot and I need a crapulence. punter make it a threefold. ``

'' Sure, Karl, calm down. Take your drinkable, go have a seat, relax and bask the female child. We 've got some fresh faces tonight I think you 'll enjoy. I know I have, '' the barkeeper replied, handing over the methamphetamine. Karl did as he suggested and found a place up against the stage. The girl there was just finishing her dance. She gathered the gratuity that had collected on stage along with her discarded lingerie, and left.

A new strain started up as the next missy came out, this one a blonde with shoulder-length wavy hairsbreadth. Her moves were amateurish and bunglesome but showed potential. The smattering of sottish sponsor did n't seem to take care though, especially when she stripped out of her bra, unleashing her DD breasts. When she got around to removing her pantie with a flourish, she suddenly seemed more in her element. She stopped bothering with dancing gradation and started practically making erotic love to herself on stagecoach, her work force roaming up and down the curves of her body, making a show of squeezing her ass and her teat. She spread her slender legs wide and ran her fingers up and down through the thick hair surrounding her snatch, all but masturbating for the use of her audience.

Karl fished a five clam placard from his wallet and waved it so she could see. She smiled, got down on all fours, and crawled seductively across the stagecoach to him. He teased her by pulling it back to force her finisher, close enough to look into her shining depressed centre, and then held it out to her so she could snatch it from his fingers with her teeth. She stood up and paraded around the edge of the stage, letting the cheering men all get a close looking. As the music reached its end, she collected her wind and lingerie, then departed the stage with one terminal look directly at Karl. He winked at her.

He left his tush, moved to a table away from the stage, and waited for her to come to him. He smiled all-encompassing as she approached, panty back on but her tits swinging free. She came around behind him and leaned down, pressing them into his book binding. `` Hey there mister, can I sake you in a private dancing ? ``

She was n't afraid to get straight to the point in time. Karl liked that. `` Lead the way, '' he replied. Of course he knew the way to the book binding rooms perfectly well, but this way he got to watch her ass some more as he followed her there. Once the threshold closed behind him, he placed a generous measure of money on the table and sat back. The girl settled into his lap immediately, rubbing her body up against his. `` So what 's your write up, sugariness cheeks ? How 'd you end up in this asshole hole strip lodge ? ``

'' Oh, Lapp as a lot of the other girls, '' the aphrodisiacal blonde replied. `` Too slutty in high school, finally got knocked up my senior class. Parents disowned me. I had to send the kid into surrogate care, then I came here to try to eke out a living doing the only stuff I 'm good at. ``

Karl smiled. He sensed that street smarts were the simply thing that kept her from being every bit the bimbo she looked like. He moaned softly in pleasure as she waved her knocker in his face. `` You ever do any movie ? ``

'' I was a fluffer girl for a couple. They were going to give me a camera piece for the next one, but the studio closed down suddenly. ``

'' Ah, filthy fly-by-night operations. Listen. You know who I am ? '' Karl asked.

'' Should I ? '' the girl said.

'' Karl Dickem, at your divine service. ``

'' The porno music director that films in jungle and glut ? ``

'' That 's me. What about you, you one of these city miss that loses her shit if she sees a rat or some microbe ? ``

'' No sir, born and raised in the country. ``

'' What 's your gens, angelic cheeks ? ``

'' Anne. Anne Deeper, '' she answered.

'' Anne, I think you may be gross for my next characterization. It 's risky venture, renown, money, and we leave tomorrow dawning on an ocean voyage to take us there. Think of it : a relaxing and sexy sea cruise, what better way to open a porno plastic film ? Are you interested ? ``

She regarded her unexpected benefactor. He was middle-aged, rather fleshy, starting to go bald, and had the air of a cheap-jack used car salesman about him. In early words, a unfeigned Hollywood theatre director, porn or otherwise. He was clearly as untrustworthy as any of them, and that did n't matter in the slightest. `` Oh, absolutely I am ! '' Anne said, nodding her head. `` What do I have to do ? ``

'' Well now, I need to prepare sure you can cut it. Hold a little audition for you, if you know what I mean, '' Karl said with a sly smile.

'' We are n't supposed to fuck customers in the rachis rooms though, '' she protested.

Karl put a reassuring hand on her cheek. `` Hey now, I wo n't tell. Besides, if you show me you 've got what it takes, you 'll never deliver to issue forth back here again. '' Anne nodded, got to her knees, and got busy undoing Karl 's pants. She had his hard pecker in her mouth practically the import it sprung release. Karl moaned, `` Ohhhhhhhh yes, that 's right. Let me see your tangible talent. ``

Determined to imprint him, she took it all the way inside, stuffing her mouth with his meat. Fortunately he was only of average size. She bobbed her head up and down, fucking him with her face. Then she paused at the top of a stroke and swirled her natural language around his cock oral sex, teasing it, massaging it. Her experience was obvious, and the increased loudness of his moans encouraged her onward. She licked downward along his cock, and then back up.

'' Come up here, miss, and let me at those nipple of yours, '' Karl demanded. At this point her kitty-cat was burning to feel his rod inside her, so she straddled him and slid her dripping slit easily over its length. He moaned again and quickly attacked her breasts, squeezing them with his manpower and licking and sucking them with his mouth. It was Anne 's turn to moan now as she moved her hips up, down, and around, grinding his rooster against her insides.

'' Let me see that nice ass of yours, '' Karl requested succeeding, pushing her off his lap. She obediently stood up, turned around, and bent down over the tabular array. She felt him give her ass a distich of beneficial spanks, and then he reentered her pussy backbreaking from behind. She gasped at the quick entry and moaned deeply as he pounded his cock into her rapidly. `` Fuuuuck yeeess ! You 've got a real hussy 's instinct for this, Anne. You 've got the job. pack a bag and meet us at the docks. I 'll throw you the name and address. Now turn around and stop me off. ``

She got back to her knee joint and resumed sucking and licking his cock, this time with the taste perception of her own juice on it too. Finally, she heard him reaching his climax, and eagerly imbibe down the ardent jism that filled her mouth.

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As the ship headed out, Anne stood on pack of cards, marveling at the activity of the sailor boy. One of them, shouting orders to the others, backed into her without looking, nearly knocking her over. `` What the— what are you doing out on deck ? '' he demanded.

'' I 'm sorry, I was just so curious about everything. I do n't mean to be in the way, '' Anne said.

'' You 're the girl that Dickem dredged up, are you ? '' he asked.

'' Yes, I 'm Anne. This is all so exciting ! My first very role and my first time on a ship, '' she said.

'' I 'm Jack. I 'm actually your co-star, but I used to be in the United States Navy so I 'm helping out on circuit board too, since we 're short-handed. I do n't jazz what Karl is thinking with this trip. If we did n't need you for the shoot, well, a ship is no place for a charwoman, '' Jack declared.

'' Oh, afraid I 'll be a misdirection ? '' Anne challenged.

diddlyshit smiled with a lustful glint in his eye, `` I know for sure you will be. ``

Anne smiled back. He certainly looked like a navy man, broad-shouldered with the behaviour of existent strength but also field of study. `` well then, Jack, I look forward to working under you, and on top of you too. Until then I 'll do my best to detain out of the way. ``

'' See that you do, '' jack said, and headed off back to work.

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As night fell, most of the crewman started settling down into their bunk bed below decks. This came to an abrupt end when the door opened and Anne stepped in. `` Oh, hello there. So this is where you all have gotten off to, '' she said.

'' You lost, ma'am ? '' one of the sailors asked. `` I thought you 'd been assigned one of the cabins. ``

'' Well yes, I was, but I got lonely and thought I 'd explore the ship a little, '' she said, deliberately rubbing up against each man as she stepped into their midst. `` I do n't hypothesise you boys know how to keep a girl caller ? ``

The Panama hat gave each former uncertain face. `` wellspring sure, but… '' one began, then trailed off.

'' We thought you were only on board for shooting that movie, '' another finished.

'' boy, boys ! '' Anne said cheerfully. `` Have n't you ever see of dry run ? '' The sailors looked at each early again, until one of them finally took the enterprisingness. He was standing behind Anne, so he reached around her with both hands and took hold of her breasts, giving them a good clinch. `` Mmmm, that 's right, '' Anne encouraged, leaning back into him.

At that, the men jumped into military action. One pulled her towards him and gave her a deep kiss with a solidness groping of her bosom, then he passed her along to the next man, who did the same. As each sailor took his turn, she felt her skirt get pulled off, then her blouse, then her panties and bra. By the metre she was naked, half the men were too, and the early half were hastily getting there. She felt a hard cock rubbing against her ass brass, and with a big smile she leaned down to take another rooster into her mouth.

She moaned as the sailor behind her pushed into her pussy, which was plenty wet and set with anticipation. She eagerly sucked on the one in her mouth as she got pounded from behind with heartiness. She guessed the guy inside her probably had n't gotten laid in a spell. underworld, most of them probably had n't. He did n't lowest long, either. She felt him go tense and fervency off his jism inside her with a brassy moan. He pulled away and was instantly replaced by another cock. She reached for a free peter to her rightfulness and guided it towards her mouth, displacing the guy she had been sucking.

Though it was cramped quarters, each of the straw hat shuffled around her and took their number in Anne 's mouth and depositing their loads inside her kitty-cat. She 'd had two orgasms herself by this time. Yet when the finally one finished, she did n't find fulfill yet. She looked around and found a sailor whose shaft was about cook to go again, and guided him to sit down on a bunk. She dipped two fingers into her pussy and scooped out a mixture of her juice and the collective cum of the assembled crewman, then pushed the fingers into her shit to get it fix. She straddled the skimmer, easing her pussy down onto his clay rod, then looked back over her shoulder and said, `` Well come on boys, my ass ai n't gon na satiate itself ! ``

Three of the sailors suddenly discovered renewed spirit in their putz and stepped forward. The closest one sank his meat into Anne 's back room access while the other two hung back to waitress their turns. Anne moaned loudly, and said, `` That 's it, satisfy me up, give it to me concentrated ! '' The bluejacket behind her complied with the postulation and pounded her rapidly, while she did her full to impart some of that motion to moving up and down on the cock beneath her.

With a short oink, the sailor finished off inside her for a bit fourth dimension and stepped back. Once again, the early men eagerly took round stuffing her with their cocks and filling her with their cum. Anne was too busy moaning to preserve giving them boost verbal boost, but they needed none anyway as they kept both her pussy and ass filled. She was near to her orgasm, but could see that she was running out of sailors again, and needed to consider matters into her own hands. Or rather, she took her white meat into her own hands, and gave both her nipples a hard pinch. This put her body over the bound, and back arched as she screamed out in climax. She had a final, little climax as the last of the men dumped his second load of the night into her.

She gathered up her clothes, not bothering to put them on, and with a big smile said, `` Thanks a lot boys, we 'll have to do it again sometime. ripe night, now. '' She slipped back out of the crowd quarters, and could hear them shit and holler in appreciation. She walked back to her cabin in the quiet moonshine, totally nude person and with a terrific amount of cum dripping down her thighs.

Continued in Act II

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