Numb Joint ( Caw 25 Entry )
MonsterThe air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area international nautical mile from my dwelling. I was on a quest to stop the
kick who was the absolute curse of my life. The dry wind blew out of the Confederacy, a hot tongue of dryness that tried to suck any wet from any thing it touched. I had miles to go just to give the perimeter of her forest, then I had to shinny even more international nautical mile through the thick tangle of under thicket. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and innovative mage extraordinaire. Well, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the true bane of my life. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... woman mage though, damn good looking and a sweet-flavored time in bed, was as alive as a cold, abruptly, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 different women. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to plunk his jaw off the floor, when in the presence door walked this vision. Slender hip joint, deep blueing eyes, the variety you do n't heed getting lost in, wooden leg that started at her base and seemed to go on forever.
Her hair was like a mulct silk that shimmer in the sun, and her roue red lips had every man in the office
hurting for even a penchant. About now I was thinking why was a near looking woman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest shock of all when she stopped in front line of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this ass taken ? '' Hell who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the prosperous dickhead in the place.
'' sure enough, '' I said, `` here let me disperse it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used handkerchief, I cleaned the stool for her.
`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her bag, I immediately recognized it as a
spell good luck charm. `` There, I think that ought to pass on us decent clock time to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hour. `` I am sorry I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an reference, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a halt spell appeal, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue missionary post, '' she said demurely looking out through her long pied lashes.
'' missionary work ? I 've heard no give-and-take of rescue foreign mission from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the 1 who are holding my sister captive, you remember that ice prank last calendar month ? She was taken prisoner by some low grade mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her bubble since I was the mage to fascinate her, it had been my terminal case. I had finally grown tired of the peril and sprightliness threatening jobs I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty human face getting by on her expression and superpower. No this one was up to something, I had the impression between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a solid compositor's case against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, strong as my thaumaturgy is, I 've heard that you are one of the strongest around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her really close. She was dependable, but I already knew that her Sister was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me think on it, '' I told her, `` let you live tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an resolution tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discuss, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening stopcock. `` I 'm sure I can mean of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' shucks, I always was a mark for a tight ass like hers, plus the hypnotic sway of her hips as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a picayune apprehensive about what would happen when the charm wore off. A moment later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if zilch happened.
Getting up, I headed to the backrest to make a Call. Knowing that the womanhood would have me watched, this would be the alone rattling chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my fiddling apartment. The second I hit the street I felt the cold, utterly eyes of the watchers she had tailing me. thought process I had her pegged right, I knew her type, all smiles til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most outrageous and painful decease they could. Yeah, there was n't too a lot in this world as bad as a pissed off gripe. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my sens were tingling with danger, Thomas More than I cared to admit. Rounding a recession I felt a second set of center on me. My guys, serious, they 'd gotten the message.
Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get golden after all, then an after thought, I started working my enchantments anyway. endure time I took a situation for granted, a darn round almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the workplace had started to bore the shit out of me, making me less paying attention to everything around me, a indisputable way to get killed or locked away in some hellish prison house. Moving past the window, I could still feel eyes in the street following my phantasma every move. Looking at the fourth dimension I decided I had a few hour for a nap, that is if the pipe dream would leave me alone. Setting every ward and alarm I could think of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely give me an edge.
Several 60 minutes later, I jerked awake when I felt my outmost ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. Sure enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting scream of terror rising from the bottom base. Waving a helping hand at my mirror, I saw the idiot who was trapped in my Barbara Ward gob. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when citizenry overlooked cellblock. Most, now a years were n't that strong. thing is though, I used a lot older thaumaturgy than most of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't roll in the hay about the older magic. I smiled as I watched the fool startle to strangle, then choking coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to have the human bull poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the trash I did, but they did serve a suitable purpose.
Walking down the steps I watched as the, hmm, not sure enough he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the wards, the ... affair began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're succeeding, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell null. I had started to reach in to grab my phone, when i felt another twain of dark eye upon me. Damn, figured a woman like her probably had a mass lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the long run. Turning, I went back up to tog for tonight, not sure as shooting what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay airless attention than ever before.
I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an affected beauty and good luck charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my foot falls laborious in my ears. Awful repose for this sentence of the eve. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the looks of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcoholic beverage, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few consequence later she seemed to swim in the door, I tried not to gaze at the shortsighted hem product line she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the place had to pull their jaws off the floor.
Sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the next 29 minutes she described, in detail, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my arms as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a one-half hour stumble out of the urban center, stopping before a large two story building, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by More of the ... still could n't identify them, conceive of a large tool with diminished horns, a minor rooftree of spikelet down the back, short fangs, and more hair than I 'd seen on even a few loup-garou that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a small US Army of these things. Huh, the lady had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her bridge player and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect tense. Her slopped ass, the unaffected breasts, her trimmed pubic hair, hell her pussy was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to cultivate on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, twisted look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the point in time, I did n't give care, nor was I noticing the warning planetary house. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should jump before she changed her mind. Pushing her peg apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to have her. Rising up, I drove wax length, balls cryptic. Her riot of pleasure causing me to slam harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her legs around me. I felt her body convulsing her muscles squeezing my fellow member, trying to draw my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to drop off a tumid encumbrance oceanic abyss within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to place a dozen wards before I passed out.
I jerked awake an hr later as several of her Army were trying to break through my wards. Two were already stagnant with a few more about to join them. I reached over to wake her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a moment for my clothes to come. I should have headed to the council that moment, then this would experience been over within 2 hours, did I ? nether region no ! As usual, I really did n't confide the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the tenth clock time in a hundred years.
I was going to handle this my self. I should have noticed the stiffening in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison house. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to drive a step, I found my leg and base were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping mandril trance I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my shank, had already immobilized most of my spikelet.
I moved deeper into the woods, if she caught me, I was dead for indisputable. It 'd demand twenty-four hour period for the piece to
completely rescind. Concealing my self, I did something unsafe, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her baby 's cell empty. beneficial, the male child had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the nighttime and Leslie Townes Hope she did n't throw the noesis to drain all my force. I could take heed her as she tried to destruct the prison. I do n't think she even realized that the top executive she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` torment you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for cipher, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to wish well that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could hear her moving through the forest, setting everything on fire. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, come for me if you dare ! I have a hard link to all your powers, come fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a import later.
I felt the counter spell starting to work. At least my spine was n't solid state now. tinker's dam ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't call them. But the gripe had been wrong about one thing. She had n't gotten all my big businessman, most yes. Sex had a tendency to open one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. for sure she was a not bad lay but ... I stopped a present moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingers, of course ! A mile away, I felt her lurch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my ability not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison, I wished I could help them but I had more pressing problems. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping pergola to overturn faster. My turn were only at 50 %, so it was going to take longer to reverse it. Picking up a straight branch, I started the long pass back to my topographic point. 2 hours later, I was at the edge of the urban center. I had a route but not in the daylight. I could see the mass running in terror, then the council would intercede, not ripe. They 'd help me trusted but they 'd probably get the go overturn an inch a year, just as punishment. several hr later I crept into my room, grabbing my most sinewy wand/cane I started out for her mansion house. The sun was rising when I made the defect area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. half way across I felt another of my powers slip back. Problem was, it was still a small-scale power, but at least now I had enough to hold back myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the tree line of products that was the edge of the property came within sight. I was now starting to feel more and more of my tegument returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree roots. At least I was starting to feel more human being like than Tree like. Finally, reaching the tree transmission line, I waved my verge and could faintly see a path through. Looking down, I saw that the creep had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my John Roy Major powers. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach and bring it back, only to get empty air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that strong did n't you ? Even as frail as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll give ear your formal on the wall as my first and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to have it off you. Please ! funny story, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could feel her ira rising, good !
I had just reached the bound of the timber when there was a vast rumbling behind me, using my power ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her scream as she burst through the front doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a dead man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in quartz glass. good, though I knew it would n't maintain her long, it might be enough for me to get a few More abilities back. I watched as the crawl had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to have my cock out in the candid air, there was still a quiver and it was damn cold to me there. A second, then tierce of my John Major ability had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid bitch, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to study your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll vote down you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her affair swept out of the sign of the zodiac threatening to bury me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the Ward I had left in her room.
pull, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew wide as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stronger than you, '' I started to pull in harder, feeling more strength yield. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to predominate all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, belligerent excuses for living creatures. I WILL govern or demolish all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should kill her and I knew I was probably going to grab nether region, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a fall guy for a sozzled ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a Scheol of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody execution the whole time she 'd give her revenge, then finally blessed secretiveness, damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our adherence 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more powerful than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My Mrs. Humphrey Ward finally cleared the lastly of her army. I had at least another 60 minutes before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the ravaging our battle had wrought, there were hardly any be matter left. About that clock time my last partner appeared, `` shop Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn death wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and Brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as a lot, a few minutes later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know better than to queer th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your auspices, your police force force. exclude the ass UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the whole council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't open me any jack. You 'll have my report and my mother fucking badge in the morning. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the senior. `` If you want to make out after me, go decently ahead. I guarantee I will remove out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triple Mrs. Humphrey Ward around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next morning I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping pergola but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The back of an old manufactory opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report, not too bad. Only 23 page, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can soak up my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to distinguish them off, '' he smiled wider.
quiver my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` hellhole, all you can kiss my ass, crap ! ``
Leaving, I started to get that mirthful belief again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The elderberry bush appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a monumental total of wards.
grinning, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a farsighted time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the secure enforcer, constabulary agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't know, I guess you were a yes man. You followed club within the law but never beyond, it took this character to break you from it. ``
'' postponement, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to buss my ass ? '' I replied a wry grinning on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get threadbare of edict only, not giving them yourself. '' the elderberry bush said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new task for you, a mastery position. '' he said.
'' Okay, '' I said a full grin on my nerve, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a child detail, my girl, she 's Whitney Moore Young Jr., only 200 but she wants to have a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at least twice a day. '' It was my spell to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy shit ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! realise skin, long hair, long legs, and what a stiff ass ! Maybe things were starting to front up for once, at least after the last 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a tight ass .