It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own threshold with mare my serving maid.

Maria

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The last crumbs of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dregs of port had foresightful since passed my back talk.

The serving wench waited to illuminate the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the amah,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your affectionateness will erupt you old saphead,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty long time old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even l yet,"I countered.

"Then the universe ent been form to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being brassy deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be maestro,"she said,"But you forget all whim of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"shucks you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still give suck my phallus and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and jack off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her heart, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the tilt firmly bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter quietus, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very ill-bred yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only Supreme Being honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on annoyance of judgment of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'other than have your unworthy hands all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not despicable,"I insisted,"They are soft from years of idleness while yours are concentrated and calloused from arduous toil."

"And yourn heart is hard from long time of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a whoreson technically, and I resent the opinion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not get laid your home do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life-time of easiness not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's ripe, I should not budge until after the noon bell shape rang across the meadow from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a woman of the street,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your amnesty,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough smidgin tattle,"I suggested,"Back to wreak and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a kick or a knee joint in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting political party. I had lunch set out in the b and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting company ally and the men from the small town who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stocks brought and erected in the barn for cause I did not disclose.

How ever the aim was soon to be made authorize,"Calophyllum longifolium,"I ordered the housemaid who was officious serving food and drink to the assembled throng,"Come here please."

I had a couple of rely chaps on hand."What's up passe-partout ?"she said insolently.

"You were very rude then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a dainty rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the strain for a nice quietus,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to pass on and she still struggled even when her head and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to lash by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to denude her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to occur to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to sample you."

"Rather that than have your ugly hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"showtime time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the side down."

Maria's skirt had fallen across her bum once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor people Lad, no sooner was his member out of his knee breeches and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the ado be about ?"Maria queried,"hoot me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forest cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a portion of serious side oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

poor people Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her header,"I would let been more gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"mare urged to bruise me,"piece of tail me harder !"

There was a splintering clash and the blood post broke away from the pack of cards we had fastened it to. The whole thing slewed around a fourth turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was picayune the risky for wearing and after I had a dry quart of ale brought to refreshen her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of fresh straw and laid there heart-to-heart legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her button shirt."Big hammer two penny little uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"Capital mind my dear,"I said,"How lots for me ?"

"one thousand dago,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting political party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite off-the-wall. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown yap turning her on her front for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the screech of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own girl like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled feel,"Might have been parson Greyson,"she said thinking tough,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entry this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit special in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to line up a chaste maid to assist me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom doorway opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a bedroom pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own tinker's dam business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right miserable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your faulting though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"smell does you want a jacking off or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her point to reveal her lithe young body shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister dick, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of cocks ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a fair few this after, and the old Butler he been giving me object lesson inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my appendage. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister putz,"she said stroking him.

"feel this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that smell right,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the darn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all troll if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her helping hand still gripped my rooster but she swung around over me and with her stifle each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See practically nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a skilful squirt there schoolmaster,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying maestro ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me nan fucked your Da and I be thee baby like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the rib or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”