Ice maiden.

A smoke filled room in 1813.


"And how is the ‘ Ice Maiden,"Rigsby enquired as I joined him at the fireside in my club.

"Still frozen I'll wager."Malden laughed.

"tinker's damn it man I told you in sureness,"I snapped as my married suffering were laid bare for all and sundry to express joy at. Four calendar week wed and she was still Virgo the Virgin intacto with no intimation of thawing toward me.

"military group the issue you fool,"Malden opined drunkenly.

"I should,"Grimshaw added.

"Damn you all, I have to experience with her later on remember,"I explained."She would not forgive me easily,"

"So Hansen,"Malden bellowed so loudly that people passing in the street might have heard,
"Remind us how your new, and may I say exquisitely proportioned, dear lady married woman contrived to remain virgo intacto fully one calendar calendar month after your wedding day ?"

"She pushes me away,"I said,"She loves another and only wed me at her mother's insistence."

"As you married her at your mother's imperativeness,"he reminded me.

"But she,"I struggled for words,"Inflames my warmth, I wish to smother her in kisses and deal her to heaven while she wishes me to provide her alone."

"Tis awkward I agree,"Grimshaw agreed,"She being low born of a Blacksmith turned engine driver turned mine possessor, while you being high born and completely devoid of funds."

"And he a big ugly brute likely to punch your twinkle out if you hurt his Princess,"Malden added unnecessarily.

"So how far have you proceeded ?"Rigsby enquired.

"kiss on the cheek at the altar is about it,"I admitted,"I'm doing my infernal to be faithful but there are limits."

It was a sad affair, her forefather with oodles of dough wanted a title for his daughter and I due to inherit father's title, and our phratry in dire need of Cash. The thing was though I thought she was beautiful and witty in her own way. However she thought I was a"Weasle faced idler,"among other pick phrase and"Scheol will immobilise before I lay for you !"She was fresh from finishing schooltime when we wed, one bit she would behave like a faggot, the future like a fishwife. It was frustrating.

"She loved a lad from the Village,"I explained,"Gave her essence to him, hid her feeling for me till we were wed to conciliate her Fatherhood and now spends her 24-hour interval abed and nights reading text edition of racy tale she acquires from Monsieur L'Ebay."

"wishing's the blacksmith, big strong artless fellow, well versed in taking virgins ?"Grimshaw enquired.

Malden perked up,"I know the fellah, my gymnastic horse threw an off bow and the chap refixed it, big wolf, hung like a entire, you could see through his britches."

"Wears short trousers to inflame the bird,"I agreed.

"fountainhead Hansen outgunned there two fold I'll wager,"Malden laughed,"For your manhood would disgrace a stoat."

He alluded to the drunken sitting with a ma'am of the night on my wedding ceremony eve"stag"party when my attempt to copulate was doomed to nonstarter by my phallus refusal to touch his full potency, though I own I have barely nine inch at best.

Grimshaw looked attentive,"I think I have it, give her what she thinks she wants, XIV inch of rock music solidness musculus rammed in her ship's boat parts will be agonisingly unbearable for a kickoff timer."

"And your head is ?"I demanded.

"Let him have her,"Grimshaw grinned,"Let him open the gates to heaven and when she screams in agony rush him and cast him out leaving her open, ready and willing for your modest member."

"Not ideal as things go gentleman,"I admitted,"But I own with you coves in attendance that may very well work."


We set to and planned every detail. It took a hebdomad. Grimshaw seduced Maisey our housemaid and took her into his confidence so a good deal that she took content supposedly from the Blacksmith to my dear wife and content back supposedly from my married woman until the messages became actual. I arranged to spend the weekend away while mother and Father-God took the air at Bognor Regis, and we lit the"corded safety fuse"so to speak and awaited events.

We hid in the great b away from the Village on the way to the big house after I supposedly left for capital of the United Kingdom. We had supplying, claret meat pies and two buxom wenches ordered from the bordello to come after midnight should we need to spend the dark there.

"Barney,"for that was the Blacksmith's name hurried from his piece of work around eight of the clock as the sun set in the early August sky, he passed not L yards from us and hurried on his quest.


We followed some quarter hour later, quietly in the falling dusk.

Through the servants entrance, up the back stairs in stockinged feet till we were positioned.

I spied into my bedroom through a spy kettle of fish on the common bedroom rampart. They were cuddling already. She in her Night night-robe, he bared to the waistline. His muscled trunk rippling with animal power.


"Oh my dear Barney,"I heard her simper.

"Oh Miss Eliza,"he replied."My loins are afire for thee,"not exactly Keats or Shakespeasre but she was too drunk on his manliness to care.

"Will you take me to heaven, my love ?"she pleaded.

"Ah that I shall if you do but say the Good Book,"he replied as his hands roughly pulled her gown off her shoulders revealing her delectable mounds.

"And the headmaster ?"he asked.

"That weasel faced fop,"she sneered,"Why he is so perfumed and dandified he could pass for a fancy woman himself, I don't doubt he bugs his so called friends and they bugs him back down that dashed club he near lives at."

"So ye be consummate then Eliza ?"Barney asked.

"Saved for you my favorite,"she simpered.

I fumed, weasel faced fop indeed, perfumed ? would she sustain preferred me to stink of horse dung like the danged blacksmith.

He ducked his lips to her pap and suckled like a sister. He kissed the bone on her shoulder and then he opened the front of her night-robe to reveal her mound.

He kissed her mouth as a bony muscular finger's breadth slipped gently into the top of the groove leading to her uterus. I saw it alleviate oh so slowly within her and heard her whimper as his finger nail rent her virginal membrane. The foresighted bony fingerbreadth began to pleasure her.

She moaned with pleasure. He undid his trews and slipped them down. The fauna wore naught beneath the breech and his mighty trunk swung lewdly.

"Oh Barney, My Jehovah !"she gasped as he grasped his monstrosity with one hand and grasped her firmly around her waist with his other arm. He moved her bodily upon the bed and spread her leg all-embracing.

I tensed in my fell and prepared to ease up the signal. The turnkey in the door bolt hasp were already loosed and held only with cold bread in the treadings and my Friend were poised ready.

His monster invaded her, not gently but with lupus erythematosus grace than a Boar mounting a Sow.

"Agghhhh it hurts, it is too lots !"she pleaded.

"You'll like it soon enough, all the chick likes Barney's Big One,"he laughed as he tried to force his member ever deeper inside her.

"No dear god please no !"she wailed.

"Desist !"I bellowed, the parole we had devised to initiate our invasion.

smash ! The doorway flew inwards and Barney fell sideways in plain horror.

I extricated myself and rushed to the bedroom.

Barney was standing in a corner. Naked. His member drooping as he stood fists clenched set to fight back all comers.

Eliza sat on the bed, her side pallid, her countenance one of entire shock.

"Get out you oaf !"Malden shouted,

"And hide your prong,"Rigsby suggested.

"Go on, go !"I added.

"Sorry Master,"Barney cringed as he grabbed his trews and rushed from the room.

"hold in the scullery, I shall deal with you later,"I ordered.

I strode to embrace Eliza,"My dear, thank the Almighty I found you."

"I am so deplorable,"she blubbed.

"He is a brute, he knows no better,"I explained,"You have been brought up a madam to endure among Gentlefolk, you can not set that aside and rut with low borns."I added,"Why low born wench would have consorted for years by your age and have caverns readily able-bodied to swallow the blacksmiths cinch and more."

I kissed her os frontale."You my love deserve the farthermost tenderness."I kissed her neck opening."forgivingness not carnal passion,"I kneaded her left mound,"Love."

The threshold shut behind my booster as I stripped off my shirt and breeches and returned to osculate her belly and her pitcher."And now with your license I shall consummate our love."

I grasped my member with my leftover hand, he was reassuringly immobile, so I oh so gently eased him into her groove and between her sweet rap woman's lips.

He slid oh so sweetly within her now moistened chasm. Pleasantly firm yet nicely yielding it afforded a delightful sensation so much so that all idea of seduction flew away and I proceeded to pleasure myself with no consideration for her what so ever.

"Oh married man, you are driving me mad,"she whispered,"buss me, suckle my mammilla, use me, subscribe me, jazz me !"

My member was now sheathed entirely and my loins primer coat upon her hummock till she cried out in pleasure and ecstasy. And then my import came. My seed burst forth.

"Sooth me husband, sooth me with your milk !"she wailed and then it was over.

"I have been so foolish."she said as my ardour subsided and I rolled from her,"I thought he was my truthful beloved, can you forgive me ?"

"Perhaps,"I agreed,"But the disgrace, I shall have to divorce you but perhaps you could become my whore ?"

"I'm not a complete fool,"she snapped,"But I dare say I could bring myself to accommodate your indigence, as long as you can fill mine."

"Er, well, yes no scathe done,"I agreed,"What say you we go and rescue Barney ?"

"Rescue ?"she demanded,"I should not care in the slightest if he were beaten to a pulp."

"Worse than that,"I ventured,"When young Maisey and cook have had their way !"

She looked alarm, as well she might. Downstairs, Barney was cornered in the scullery as my so ring friends taunted him. Already he had carried Maisey the integral distance of the below passageway, carried her upon his prong with her legs wrapped around his shank and now as I brought my beloved to se him so he was rutting deep in cook cavernous cunt.

"You slimy deceitful malodourous oaf ! she cried and she whacked him firmly on a bare buttock which did naught but force him deeper into Captain James Cook to her evident delight,"Ohhhhh"she wailed, and she disappeared, only to devolve directly with a pail of cold H2O which thrown over the pair had not the tenuous effect upon their animalistic copulation.

"It was all lies my dear,"I explained carefully as I held Eliza's script in mine,"He had no regard for you what so ever."

"And you ? Don't pretend you married me for love,"she challenged.

"In Sojourner Truth you are correct,"I agreed."A dowry for the family unit and a wench the adequate of any I should find in any Bordello and uncommitted to myself alone each and every night."

She smiled at me."And do you know if I close my optic tightly so as not to regard your weasel cheek I find your attending to be tolerably pleasant."

"And do you trust any attention directly ?"I enquired.

"Oh no, I do think I can wait until we reach the bedroom !"she replied .