A union is arranged.

The year is 1851 and I am in the lounge when female parent walks in.

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"When are you going to settle down and marry Geoffrey ?"Mother asked for what must possess been the centesimal time.

"When I'm good and ready,"I replied.

"Only Rupert has two lovely footling son already,"she reminded me that my unseasoned comrade had already wed..

"And the ugliest married woman this side of Putney Bridge,"I reminded her.

"Rebeckah is a lovely female child, she can not avail her tone,"female parent chided,"But as you know if you are not wed before you turn thirty great aunt Eleanor's money goes to cousin James instead."

"A few hundred pounds, Pah !"I cried knowing the old cunt's estate was worth almost nothing.

"Actually it has done rather well since her her executors sold her country estate to the Macclesfield and Salford telephone extension railway line in exchange for plowshare in the company."mother added.

"So ?"I sighed.

"And worth half a million pounds."

"Bloody Scheol !"I gasped, why I could pay my visor at the whore home, pay my gambling debts and buy myself out of the damned army.

"But as you are twenty nine already dear auntie Delilah has taken it upon herself to find you a St. Bride and she has chosen her outstanding friend Gertrude's daughter, Lucinda,"Mother continued.

"Her !, dear god, she's a retainer of Lesvos, she would no sooner take me than an elephant !"I exclaimed.

"A half million is a dandy aphrodisiac,"she pointed out,"And you will be rid to chase whores till your hearts content."

"But female parent, she consorts with early fair sex carnally !"I gasped.

"As does Aunt Delilah,"Mother pointed out.

"Ah, a marriage for appearances,"I declared.

"But of path Geoffrey,"female parent continued,"No one cleaning woman could conceivably sop up your warmth, no if you two marry I dare say she will frighten every service of process amah witless while you waste all your money on whores, rather like your poor father."

poor people father, he had a seizure when in full passion with a whore in the backrest way at the Dog and duck and it took three men to pull them apart. He still has no life in his result leg or left arm which means he needs the assistance of two footmen when he fornicates, but I am trusted you do not wish to hear how he accomplishes the human activity. It really does withstand the imagination. Ugh !

Lucinda was the Lapplander age as I and we had met on assorted social occasions. She was tall and willowy, carried a revolting snappy fiddling lap dog at all times and almost invariably has some sweet helping maid in tow. It was supposed she subjected each to every possible indignity before casting them aside for the following. Rather like I did with a new whore come to retrieve of it.

It was widely believed that Lucinda saved her smiles for her girls, others believed her incapable of smiling. She had the good luck charm of a rattler and the wit of an orangutang Outang. She smelled rather like the jungle or the imp house at Kew Gardens with all the gallons of scent she doused herself in before venturing out.

Short dark hair's-breadth scraped into a bun like our new fairy, Queen Victoria the starting time if you please, hardly enhanced her looks, hard cold grey heart, need I go on.

We met briefly at auntie enchantress's mansion. Took afternoon tea together without actually commencing hostility and took a stroll along the terrace un chaperoned.

"This most certainly was not my idea,"she hissed.

"Nor mine,"I agreed.

"Then we are agreed, separate lives."she insisted.

"Separate layer,"I added.

"And don't even think of consummation,"she hissed.

"No, indeed, that would be a challenge beyond even my power,"I admitted.

"That is a relief,"she agreed,"I think I have found a most conformable place nearby, near enough to the chassis potentiometer for you and yet in fashionable neighbourhood."

"Excellent, I need stabling of path and various chambermaids."I explained.

"Yes, lots of seraphic Young chambermaids, I think we might just rub along famously,"she opined and against all outlook she smiled.

The wedding was a low affaire, five hundred Guest or less. I am afraid the kiss on the Bridget's cheek was amongst the most perfunctory ever planted and the reception in the gathering room one of the most as they say"Cost Effective"ever. aunty Delilah paid and she was ever loath to part with her ginzo. I swear she served carbonated bounce water while claiming it to be Champagne.

We retired to Aunt Delilah's mansion in the former eventide. We sat down to dinner, ate our fill and then Aunt Delilah announced,"dependable, there remains just one small thing to resolve, Consummation."

"We have agreed such is unneeded,"Lucinda announced, haven't we Geoffrey."

"Yes,"I agreed.

"Nonsense, it must be consummated to fill in the legalities, is that not right Mr Lawson ?"the old hag asked.

Her weasel faced Lawyer agreed."Consummated and witnessed My Lady."

"I'm no curse Lady,"Delilah snapped,"I'm a Miss and always shall be, but come we must witness the deed."

"Can we wait cashbox tomorrow ?"Lucinda asked playing for time.

"No indeed not, we have watcher here now, now is the clip !"Delilah insisted.

"Er, this is awkward,"I whispered to Lucinda,"I am afraid I can't just become aroused at will, I fear consummation may be impossible."

"I have no desire what so ever to consummate the relationship either,"she admitted,"What do we do now ?"

"Would you excuse us delight ?"Lucinda asked and she grasped me by the arm and hurried me from the room.

"This is a ticket stack,"Lucinda hissed,"How shall we consummate a union neither of us desires."

"Perhaps you could arouse me if you were to lower oneself to give suck my appendage ?"I asked.

"nearly certainly not !"she snapped,"And there is not a undivided thing you can do to wake up my passions. either."

"How do you rouse them ?"I asked.

"With a lady friend you idiot, a sweet innocent serving maiden for my preference,"she admitted.

"I too am partial derivative to the occasional seraphic innocent serving maid,"I agreed,"Though they do not stay on destitute for long !"

"How about if we sneak a serving wench into the bed bedroom ?"Lucinda asked.

"Or two, one to rouse me and one for you ?"I suggested.

"Geoffrey you are entirely depraved,"Lucinda agreed,"But sweet kisses and my set of widows pacifier should do, provided we can pull the ivory and swiftly put in your member."

My member stirred at the thought of a widow woman sympathiser, Elephant's tusks carved into an effigy of male person members and supplied in Set from small to ridiculously gravid as demonstrated by ladies in the more select bordellos.

"I think we may have something there,"I agreed, we just involve some privacy to gift the chick time to hide."

"Yes, that should function,"Lucinda agreed,"I will give birth Maisy and you can choose your own wench. Shall we rejoin the company ?"

"I think we should at least ask the maiden first,"I suggested.

"Really ? I thought you just upended them and had your way regardless,"she countered.

"Sometimes it is merely a look but I own they always seem willing enough, anyway I shall seek a volunteer."

I went to the kitchen and assembled the faculty and explained what I required.

Two amah, Maisy and Claire, Captain Cook, Wendy the half wit scullery maid.

"I'll do it,"Doris the big chested fat ugly James Cook offered, which made the others laugh.

"I should like to Master,"Wendy offered,"I ant andled no hammer afore."

"That's very kind my lamb. Remind me to yield you a shilling for your trouble."I replied,"And Miss Kucinda has requested Maisy assistance her.

"Why do I always get the mucky end of the stick,"she grumbled.

I rejoined Lucinda and we returned to the dining room,

"What have you love-birds been plotting ?"auntie Delilah queried.

"The consummation of course,"Lucinda announced causing various people present tense to blush,"We think after supper would be best."

Supper passed in a mixture of apprehension and anticipation, a mellisonant maid to rouse me and the challenge to remain unvoiced as I claimed Lucinda. I thought if I could manage two or three punch and have her feign a climax I might just succeed.

We went upstairs, Lucinda, Maisy, Wendy and myself.

Dark haired, slim, lilliputian Wendy, with a willing smile and sway strong pap. I had barely sat upon the bed before she had her script down my knee breeches seeking my member.

It crossed my idea that she was not so stupid as she liked to pretend.

She gripped my shaft firmly,"testament you put in a word for me in town sir ?"she whispered,"Only I think I should care being an arlot and doing blokes all day instead of washing dishes and that."

"Rouse me well and I shall write you a missive of recommendation,"I promised while making a mental Federal Reserve note to ensure that over the next few Day I introduced her to the full gamut of the indignities expected of a low-pitched lodge harlot.

Rouse me she did, so much so that it was a race to devolve my breeches swiftly enough before my extremity extended too far to easily be extracted.

Masiy had disappeared from the waist up as her head was up Lucinda's wench and the audio of lactation could be plainly heard.

"Are we set up ?"I asked.

Lucinda agreed.

"parting us girls and let the lawyer in,"I ordered.

I threw off my shirt and advanced towards Lucinda, throwing her wench high to expose her heap and quim.

The doorway was open, the young lady departing and the lawyers entering.

"Swiftly, do it while I am still roused,"Lucinda whispered.

"Very well,"I agreed as my member was already starting to wilt.

I placed the protuberant boss end against her quim, spearing into the drizzle slit and pressed him home fully, she yielded.

"Tis done !"I whispered.

"Indeed, and far less painfully that I imagined,"she confirmed.

"Shall I withdraw ?"I whispered.

"No, we should try to suffer it a little longer so there is no doubt,"she replied.

"Are you sure his thing is in her ?"aunt Delilah asked inna stage whisper.

"I do believe so,"Mr Peasbody the lawyer opined.

"Only he isn't moving."she added.

"I hear no protestation of love,"Angleby the other attorney opined.

"I thought we'd see some good banging,"Cook announced.

"Like a sac of spuds,"Reynolds the mind gardener announced.

"dearest god how many of you are there watching us fornicate ?"I asked.

"One, two,"Captain James Cook started counting.

"Fourteen sir,"Angleby announced,"This really does look to be a sham."

I was trying to hold myself in, but her fond quim juices were rousing me and my needs had to be assuaged.

I began to have it off against her,"We had better put on a show."I suggested.

"kiss me,"she said,"Tell me you love me."

"I shall not lie though your womb does seem surprisingly compliant,"I whispered.

"And your penis is warm and blind drunk yet soft at the Saami time,"she admitted,"I imagined much worse."

"If I press against you thus, shall you expect it ?"I asked.

She gasped as I started to hump and mash my private parts against her clitoris,"Oh yes, yes, campaign harder, oh my Divine !"

I found myself in broad flow, humping at her and kissing her ear like she was a tart. My member was rampant, all idea of shrinking were banished and I forgot about who Lucinda was and concentrated on my own pleasure.

It seemed like I humped at her for hours but was probably minutes. She had not the sporting lady art of making me exhaust before I wished so she could take another, rather she seemed aghast at her own pleasure until at duration I felt the rush of coming approach.

"I must withdraw."I whispered.

"Ah indeed not sir, we must see the semen implanted."Angleby insisted.

"Don't be an imbecile !"I retorted but it was too late. My orb were emptying fast. Gout after gout of atomic number 47 Charles Grey cum was shooting along my shaft.

"Oh Oh Oh !"Lucinda gasped as Wave of rage overcame her until we both collapsed completely spent.

"Thank you sir, thank you madam, I think that will suffice,"Angleby announced,"Shall we leave the wedded coupe to their further fornication."

They filed from the room.

We remained locked together, then my member began to tumefy anew.

"What's happening ?"she asked.

"I'm getting hard again,"I smirked,"It looks like your favourable day !"

"Is this usual ?"she asked.

I thought a consequence."No usually on windup a prostitute wriggles away to seek a new customer, but I own it is not unpleasant."

"Oh, I suppose I must present ?"she enquired.

"wellspring you did promise to honour and obey,"I reminded her.

"And you to sleep together an cherish,"she replied.

"spirit this is just a shtup, no more, '' I explained,"No love, no."

She kissed my face,"So fuck me, demonstrate me what I have been missing,"she taunted.

"tinker's dam you I will,"I declared,"Take that !"I rammed my center into her as hard as I could.

"Harder, intemperately form me cum"she taunted

"You mock me at your jeopardy,"I retorted as I slammed into her once more,"Take that !"

"Ohh !"she protested,"Harder, harder !"

I slammed into her, riding her like a two centime whore, using no compassion nor circumstance what so ever.

"nooky, shag, fuck !"she was taunting.

"nooky be damned, I going to fool away my burden and drown you in cum !"I warned and with that I let fly.

Her mouth was opening and closing silently like a landed fish,"Ohhhhhhhh,"she finally uttered.

"So how do you retrieve man and wife ?"I taunted.

She too thought a moment,"I will make up one's mind presently, it depends if this is a split second in the pan for I own I find myself quite pleasantly surprised, it was quite vivid and that gushing of fluids, well it was quite extraordinary, and yet strangely satisfying."

"You were not entirely repulsed ?"I queried.

"Indeed not, though the duration was a tad deficient, but surely you can form upon that ?"she queried or was it taunted.

"Very droll,"I agreed.

"Shall we take our supper before resuming ?"she asked.

"Resuming ?"I replied."I thought we should have satisfied the lawyers long ago."

"Not the attorney, me, I am not finished with you yet, not by a prospicient chalk !"she laughed.

"But I thought ?"I queried,"I thought you loved other ladies ?"

"As I do but your, ah, member pleases me,"she admitted,"Though I own a maids fist has Thomas More persist power."

"What ?"I demanded,"I beg your pardon."

"A maid fist,"she explained,"Less supple, less explosive but longer hold out,"she looked me in the eye,"Oh don't looking so miserable,"she sighed.

The thought of a maids fist deep inside Lucinda shocked me to the core, digit and ovolo I was used to seeing at the cyprian house but a whole clenched fist !

The epitome was disturbing, my fellow member began to swell up anew.

"Oh, honorable, are you ready for round three ?"Lucinda asked,"Do you know I think I could grow to wish having a man in my life. ”