Ancient Eternal City, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at checkmate ?"sign Mark Anthony shouted above the hue and cry of a fussy Roma morning.

"Off down the Colloseum Tone,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish mead and a new spate of Angle slaves."

"Sounds good, I'll tell Julie,"Mark Anthony replied.

"birdcall me Julie again and your head will bring together those of the Huns on the spikes above the metropolis Gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right go along your Crown on,"Mark Anthony replied,"Do you reckon they got any Virgo Nozzer ?"

"Six weeks in a boat with a crew of randy oarsman, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the Angle call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"right hand,"Mark Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a regular feed bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, slap-up, great compexion, peachy in the sack but she bathes in Equus asinus Milk and malodour like a bally donkey,"Mark Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his better half Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing checkmate ?"he called.

High above the floor of the Sistine chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold circuit card having a kip and sleping off a operose Nox on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"Keep the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint mate, you want to use wind not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to charter a workweek, two coats of briliant white they said."

"Ilex paraguariensis, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old Mexican valium like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa Lighthouse ?"

"Every fucking dead body heard about Pisa beacon light, started keeling over so they put a twist in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"fuck you too."

The Colloseum was interfering, every cunt and his mate was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angles and Gauls was so pale they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabians had to be kept under covering or they blacked up, almost was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.

"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.

"From Lesbos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"twat,"the chap answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice bird, say twenty one, blonde, big melon,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the bloke queried.

"Fifty, L five at a get-up-and-go,"Nozzer offered.

"well you can have her,"he pointed to a beautiful angle angel,"From Wessex, beautiful girl, fucks like an holy person,"he taunted,"For one hour for fifty."

"I want's a sign slave,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking fifty, you wan na get real number mate,"the fella replied,"You can get her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"Make up yer thinker, cyprian or scrubber, cleaner."the gent sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a fucking wife, don't go there mate they're trouble,"the bloke advised before he saw some other mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some woman hollered, pointing at half a dozen naked feller tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like donkey,"she said.

"face like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half hour, add up and see the show,"she offered.

"For fucking sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"

"No ?"says the womanhood as she grabs the closest slave's peter and starts wanking it,"You sure ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a hard on ?"she asked,"You want me to wank your lilliputian hammer instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a tent pole was pushing it out,"shag !"he said out loud.

The woman suddenly left her slave and stuck her mitt up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean gasp but they was in the wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"quint Sirstes to make you cum or I'll rip it out by the roots for free."

Nozzer liked it rough,"Rip it out by the theme,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a shot,"screwing off deviate !"she said abruptly.

"Me a shtup perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slave in public ten times a day !"

"20 on a good day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his head and went round to see the animals. Andreas the Lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"Fucking Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his lions human foot,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was pudding head but not stuid enough to get in a Lions cage to look at an infect infantry at Lion's luncheon time, which was basically any time a Lion wasn't actually a kip.

"Looks bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"poor people sodomite's off his provender look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician pair liberally coated with Tomato sauce cowering naked at the vertebral column of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great avail,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a drained cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a all-fired leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to check out the Chariots for Saturday raceway. His better half Benner was working on his two gymnastic horse chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a vast mallet.

"fucking sake Benner you'll flop it better half,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking care if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entry to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too very much fuck information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked Nox working out the future from the maven, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few minutes a couple of times a month and aspiration up some freight of bolloks to order the bozo down the Senate. Writing it up was the bad, three scrolls all the Lapp for different department. Anyroad it beat Panthera leo Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the Temple of Vesta to have a bit of give-and-take with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a commotion. Some bird was getting chucked out of a a side door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to stand by his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"Fuck off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Michel de Notredame ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody beef have chucked me out, me dad will give birth a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a picture ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a crafty jerking off and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the temple, I thought you were after anal retentive,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"fountainhead forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip flesh out my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can catch some Z's on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be selector,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre property,"jumper lead on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunkum up with a slave and got tod to make out off by spare women but suddenly here was a boo what was up for it. He should suffer sensed a trap but his encephalon was definitely switched off and his bollocks firmly in control.

"Failed monthly inspection, said me virginal membrane was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for theatre striver to keep the mansion clean and jerk and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"Sounds like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"Right, so where do I find a wife ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, flavor I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"Look"he said.

"Oh, lets get lash out your place and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the idea. Analise offered up a silent prayer, Nozzer wasn't the best catch but his bed pulsation sleeping on the sett of the Autostrada.

In just a few min they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her dentition and slipped off her toga.

"Do you care what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his hammer spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front of his toga cost increase propelled by his knob end, she had serious dubiousness that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the edge of the table, spread her leg, closed her eyes and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her kitty-cat began to experience moist. She kept her center tightly closed so she didn't have to look at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing painfulness wracked her judgement as Nozzer brutally shoved his meat into her flabby giving up pussy,"Awww, that fucking injury !"she railed.

"Tis done now my beloved,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your fucking dreams fellow you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the pain was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to feel quite skillful, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her optic, to be good Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so dainty,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that beloved juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just charge me dilute darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"public treasury I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then game on round two."

"In your dreams,"she replied,"Anyway we have to evidence Daddy we're engaged."

Too latterly Nozzer sensed the sand trap,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a decent display of Nile Crocodile binge,"Professing that you bed me only to throw off me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose adjacent off you'll be telling Daddy I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"Well rustle up a half becoming portion and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"Dick header, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too bust to pay a adequate dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offer,"Nozzer offered,"On the other hand let not, I got another stiffy. On your spinal column wench, it's your favourable day ! ”