In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it let a sci fi mystery or foreigner romance topic ? after all I am unusual ''

My answer was :

'' How about treaty dialogue between the < insert name here > disaffect race and the world. The final exam treaty has to be consummated by sex between an extraterrestrial and a homo. For extra stage, tell it from both human and stranger degree of view.

BTW : This is not an all original musical theme. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue devil colour hurt his oculus, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing theme for reference, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal hoi polloi, in a dingy alley, during a powerfulness outage. Everything was just in the wrong position, and he really did n't want to think of the function of that opening, just next to their procreative orifice.

He turned to his chief scientific discipline advisor. `` Are you totally surely this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguist are confirming mr President. They studied the trunk language in minute item, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a ass on last TV, your president and our United States President'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked most politely for illumination, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to sabotage the negotiations, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe risky, wipe out her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Same canonic amino group Lucy in the sky with diamonds as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even class them as mammal if we did n't live they 're disaffect. They give birth to live young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body tomentum. Our measurements indicate that our sex harmonium are of compatible size. ``

The chair flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his balls on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing paper has the schema of the issue. You will enter from opposite incline of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at essence leg, and there you will perform the intercourse. ``

'' How the nether region am I supposed to love an unknown, her places are not in the decently piazza. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 covering fire hypnotism on how to keep. Our anthropologists have been studying their rite and customs. There is a boastfully sum of source fabric for that, their smut industry is surprisingly advanced. We can see several path in which you might be able to pair with their chairman. We have suggestions for arousal, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their male person to withdraw the lead in sex act. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure enough you can handle it, sir. ``

The United States President was now questioning why he got into politics in the first space. He could have been a simple granger just like his founding father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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down feather on the planet, President Rowena Powell was having standardized thoughts. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most treasured willpower. `` Playboy and the sludge God '' it proclaimed, even above the figure, `` Amazing '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a Whitney Moore Young Jr. girlfriend interest in skill and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no mistaking, like the hapless Botax ( the noncitizen protagonist in the deed story ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their usance, they 're not the sludge god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to pass off, madam United States President '' The extraterrestrial language had multiple sort, each form was used in a different way to communicate ghost of meaning. The one-sixth grade was extremist polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll micro-cook you', so no mistaking their intent.

The terminology forms the stranger used also made it almost out of the question to put a figure to them, they themselves called themselves various thing including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was third, much lupus erythematosus formal. If you used the wrong one in the improper circumstances you could start a war, or big. Most of the time they were referred to `` our champion from space '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of less polite news for them in common currency as well.

'' So how does their material body work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The head analog is not fully articulated, more of a swelling. There are several eyes and a oral fissure. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for respiration. Respiration and speech uses the posterior orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politico. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chortle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The clapper is also a penis. ``

'' The male person fucks by going down on the female person ? Sounds honorable to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's sexual organs are also in her sass. coitus is more like french cuddling. There is some consultation to oral exam sex, that might be to a greater extent what you were referring to madam United States President. Though given the difference of opinion in the positions of their mouth and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely brothel keeper President. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the level, she felt naked. She was bare, but it felt regretful than that. Across the stagecoach was the foreigner president, he did attend like a headless humpback Gorilla gorilla from this angle. Getting nigh she could see that he was hairless, his tegument was nighttime and looked more like a ingrain leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their satellite with much more UV light than earth, a tougher tegument was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the heart around the sensory hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple palpebra. To the alien, even a fountainhead lit TV studio apartment was dark, so all the oculus were fully exposed, various of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a breaking wind. The transformation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to receive you madam president. ``

Rowena started her inclined speech, `` I 'm please, … '' but did n't get to end. The extraterrestrial reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely soft leather crown, leather was n't Rowena 's juju, but at this charge per unit she thought she might change her mind. The hug was very animal. She reached around and hugged back, she could palpate the illumine finishing of pilus she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a spell on, the alien 's natural language slipped into her lip. Of track, it was also his penis and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the extraterrestrial being 's former clapper, there were three smaller knife arrayed around the principal lingua, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The foreigner reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like hands clad in the balmy calf gloves. The unknown maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his backtalk down to her chest. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational thought at that import, but one thought she had was that these unknown had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to contract up for this again. The alien kissed down her abdomen, arriving at her pussy. The extraterrestrial 's tongue probed, he was honest at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this metre.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three little tongues licked at her clit and pussy mouth. The consequence was too very much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screeching and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his tail high gear, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very gaudy wind. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted government agency of foreign affairs, bull's eye Watson was a computational linguistic scientist. He was function of the team which had built the translator the dialogue had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his business organization with is boss, the TV was playing the coupling of the presidents in the background. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the several mannequin of our Friend'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the tierce and fifth variety cluster very closely in the end product space. That would means word in the third and one-fifth frame can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our supporter have noticed themselves. They call them 'third cast laugh'. Something like our puns, but more subtle. The tertiary pattern tends to express cruder concept, so if you change a fifth form Word to a tertiary phase word in a sentence you can end up with a foul caper pun. ``

'' That could nominate biography difficult, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the separation of the kind ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by fault. '' They both looked over to the action on the screen .