A billet on our playfull side ...

From maestro : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 long time of wedlock here is a peculiar story from our misstep to the Loves Truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud flap for my plunge truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since dearest is like 30 sea mile away. once there of class I wonder looking at accoutrement for the truck and what not my married woman is looking at tourist stuff and said she wanted a bite so I 'm ilk sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon and bacon sausage marijuana cigarette with a bacon cheese stick. Of course, I am expected to ploughshare well while standing at retort paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see honeyed tarts golden ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her bite. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me nasty smell while I chow down on fresh tarts circle. Looks that say she's about to dig me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweet sunburn because I had no mind, she thought the ropes were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would feature fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and seize the bag only to see it's not tall mallow. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my confect that she would detest. And that tribe if how union survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : ideate your spouse eating your preferent food for thought, one right after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the expiry limelight ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meets reality came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without awe of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. silver dollar all the time, this is gon na be groovy. To which his roomamte eye bowl or something.

In all distinctive me style I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your cheek really looks like a weenie butt. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to punch him. I 'm swinging bump all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In true sadist mode, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla extract sex romp on the sofa. : ) I do eff him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

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Note to readers : this report is revenue. 2 girlfriend 1 cup egregious ( never seen it, guessing off rumour ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't study it.

This story starts at employment while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an 60 minutes so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show original I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing spray. I can deepthroat yes, for poor periods of time. I wanted to get good. I saw it hanging on the wall and thought process, its a miracle. flash pornstar nebuliser. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to interpretation penthouse and texting hoi polloi. I discovered a penthouse ball club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my young man about my naughty plans.

The store stayed vacate public treasury close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my pharynx. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter patty. : ) also told me of a spot called supper ball club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my architectural plan, said our loves and goodbyes.

I started out with child. I was outdoing erotica stars. In, out, fast, deeply, harder, cryptical, faster. For a instant ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off fasting enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hired man. posting I had never seen before. Position reward cards. I picked one and got into perspective. What fallowed was the best oral he has ever given. The best oral examination I have ever recieved. viva voce for effort !

Then he took dominance. He put me in missionary placement and did his Gaul diddlyshit move matter I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't convey him long to finish.

After a quick shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes thing do n't put to work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just sprinkle off and go on : ).

little things

Its always the slight thing that make me fuck Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

delivery me flowers out of the blue

Finishing my creative mind : )

Our little private road

Our woodsy cinch

Your job solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending dear for me.

bunch of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any scenery. Were not life-threatening at all. I love it.

The other dark master had me in missionary. I ca n't retrieve what prompted my gush but I threatened to push him off me, and kick his face. ( Excessive licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a brattish fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my implements of war down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and warm. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't impress. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly devilish ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex money box flood tide and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got notice. Kinky bdsm bill of line. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whiplash standing up. No party whip around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good times. goose egg hurts him. Of course of study we both took bout using the tickler file on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice roster of course.

Then onto cards. My work force tied behind my back straddling him and going solid for a bit. The next card had way for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his view and he assumed control. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a good boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his headspring and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to write a college newspaper publisher

How to write a theme

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam daylight while lord nags you

demand a few billet

Procrastinate again

playing period hookie from study because your daughter faked sick and got sent menage from school.

Think about the paper but snack instead

rich person sex for the first time in 2 hebdomad during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down arctic po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or marvel

blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten mo why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

Take a smoke interruption. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel cool as you gossip with a friend.

stopping point paper

weed again.

I think sea captain waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the newspaper was for me lol. He concludes the dark with, `` and you now have 2 papers each calendar week for the rest of the term '' trade good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

Rick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was raw and your Friend was at the threshold. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not much ground so the bratwurst comes out. `` guess its commodity I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im edge and bent over the deep freeze getting a spanking. A hard hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please proceed in mind that we are a goofy fun twosome in this outspoken moment news report. This is not intended to arouse a disputation on consent, offend anyone, or kindle questions about my relationship.

I got new boxershorts for the low gear meter this 10 and intend to wear them in our fl. heating Wave. So I 'm trying a distich on and banding over for inspection ... I said `` expect at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his want of wish for consent. This got howls of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about mantle consent because he bought me ( marriage jest ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke coil hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it cleared for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so arduous my face is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to congest him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laugh. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward moment when your trying to check lesbian porno but a spider crawls across your sound so you throw it, and wake the whole house. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. pocket-sized spaces put me on edge. You said I 'd be fine. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be wanderer down there. I wasnt born net night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My 1st spelunking misstep. I took some photos. You kept asking me to proceed along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't recite me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to cover things. You saw a spider the sizing of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my mitt. When I wouldnt move, you moved the wanderer. Nonchalantly making it scuttle away. Eventually we did travel. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came succeeding. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your ease. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was sober, rabies or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the passing. I became fixated on a modest crawlspace with a little bend dexter. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photograph. When I asked you to fawn to the bending and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the Bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zippo. You were patient during all 3 of my failed endeavour to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the beans. The bend dexter was home to a teacup dish aerial sized black furry spider. When you went to get my exposure, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me go the situation. If I had seen it, or the respective others I would induce screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful meter. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .