It is 1879 and my search for a chaste chick leads me to my own doorstep with Maria my serving maid.

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The close dirty dog of supper lay silent on my platter. The lastly dregs of interface had foresightful since passed my backtalk.

The serving bird waited to authorize the table.

"Calophyllum longifolium ?"I asked the maidservant,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste dame, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your nitty-gritty will burst you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty eld old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty dollar bill yet,"I countered.

"Then the public ent been variety to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being barefaced deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all opinion of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"shit you !"I cursed,"girl or no you can still wet-nurse my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and jack off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the sunup the rock hard bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter rest, I sought the maid out,"Calophyllum longifolium,"I addressed her,"You were very crude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round of golf it were only Supreme Being honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of liberation ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the fella in the village one after t'other than have your slimy hands all over me."she insisted.

"My deal are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are indulgent from twelvemonth of idleness while yours are severely and calloused from gruelling toil."

"And yourn ticker is hard from years of vigorish,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the belief that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not do it your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your girl so as I should be living a life of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's redress, I should not stir until after the noon Melville Bell rang across the meadow from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"Back to form and think on what I said."

I was deeply wound and yet proud. If she were my girl she had a sprightliness I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a kick or a human knee in the groin would be the solution, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting party. I had luncheon set out in the barn and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stock brought and erected in the barn for understanding I did not disclose.

How ever the design was soon to be made exculpate,"Calophyllum longifolium,"I ordered the maidservant who was in use serving food and beverage to the assembled throng,"Come here please."

I had a couple of entrust fella on paw."What's up schoolmaster ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a decent rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the strain for a squeamish rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a 12 to get her to resign and she still struggled even when her head and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her doll to bare her backside.

"No do it your ass my honey,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack gift to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimy hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mi rather than bear upon her with one and all looking on.

"seminal fluid on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"first base time for everything,"I pointed out,"semen on lad, don't let the face down."

Calophyllum longifolium's doll had fallen across her butt once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring prat and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor people Lad, no sooner was his phallus out of his breeches and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt of lightning, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the pother be about ?"maria queried,"red cent me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it charwoman,"Old Tom the forest cautioned as he waved his penis menacingly,"I've a percentage of skillful English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

poor people Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs devil up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her school principal,"I would have been more gruntle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"maria urged to spite me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a splinter crash and the stocks post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The unscathed affair slewed around a quarter spell. poor old Tom it nearly ripped his outgrowth from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to pour down I or summat ?"

I released her from the fund, she was trivial the risky for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's next ?"She asked as she found a decent small-arm of fresh stalk and laid there candid legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her button shirt."Big turncock two penny little uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"capital idea my lamb,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"1000 dago,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will consume to reconsider,"I admitted.

My thinker raced, the church building was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the shank and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown fix turning her on her front for some foreign reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a gravel flavour,"mightiness have been rector Greyson,"she said thinking heavy,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh marvellous, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register ledger entry this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no impairment done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to come up a chaste housemaid to serve me, and now through sheer foolishness I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The sleeping room door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to relieve soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own shucks business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is mighty miserable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your geological fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me titmouse,"she offered and she lofted her duster over her head to reveal her lithe Young body shining Ag in the gentle moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of cocks ?"I asked.

"wellspring I fucked a fairish few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lesson inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and distill my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister tool,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and bask it, to the lowest degree wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that tone dear,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the sleeping room pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the hoot bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all daily round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her articulatio genus each English of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See practically nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too good to my instant to be often use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there passkey,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an concentrated not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee babe like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the costa or summat,"Calophyllum longifolium suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”