Christmas 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Xmas, John griffon just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any mind of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of sucker !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"Hello John, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer genius !"whoremaster smiled might as well be gracious to this one he was the boss, for now."You can look a big incentive this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas Day party this yr ? I have a lot of clobber to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the fellowship of this corporation to fall in together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might suffer a nice girlfriend there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

King John faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Redeemer that was all he needed was a mean, vengeful, greed driven, blood sucking fauna that loved to torment. Shaking his drumhead he was better off alone, he was damn for sure a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, untested women walked by smiling at John the Divine, only to have him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then act away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, near blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Lackland griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, cleaning lady in particular."Her ally another slender though brunette office prole said."I have heard rumor that he was hurt ..."Then to St. John the Apostle their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

tinker's dam it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temporary worker when he saw him. Then a wry grinning crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the situation away from him. The first dead on target smile he'd worn in week appeared as he thought, ‘ shit I might cause to buy him a beer ! He just might experience done me a favor running his oral cavity !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated assembly, bunch hell the brunette was right he hated multitude !

Sighing lav shook his head then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get transport home. As the elevator door open Saint John the Apostle instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, set over a waste product theme basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to make a Santa Claus ! Can the temp party send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late joint, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted lavatory at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head word for line. This is just an denotation of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning flavor."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a openhearted man giving presents to children."John's oculus started to shine as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in turn want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be well-chosen and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"toilet was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful deal ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will piss you a legend in the subject, a household name to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole time John was starting to actually smile giving and bigger. Not the postiche one he put on everyday but an literal genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able-bodied to do it."

"trade good, though the only affair is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Ethan Allen said as John's middle narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Woody Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."Saint John started.

"looking John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to observe you after the vacation. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way slope. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Gracie Allen stated.

John sighed he did relish this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The minor respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business maneuver. kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

St. John the Apostle stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a thirdly sentence he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the backrest to put the courtship on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked charwoman !

Screaming the cleaning lady covered as lots of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"bathroom just smirked at her as he went to the former side of the room and started to strip down."What in the underworld do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John the Evangelist Griffin aren't you ?"

"first gear to reply your dubiousness I was sent in here to exchange into this,"here John held up the Santa lawsuit."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite body. third base, yes I am so festinate up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."toilet was trying to hurry so it was the Same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as lav removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the club between bathroom's legs had her speechless. Finally a arcminute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the benefactor ? I want you to trade the sex appeal. God knows you don't have practically else that's for sure !"John the Evangelist sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... facial expression here you damn addict of nature ! I have more prayer in my little finger's breadth than you do in your altogether body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about asshole I know nothing about !"St. John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you can Griffin ; a nasty dissolution two long time ago, no nestling, no social sprightliness. Hell you don't even have a Facebook history online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunet replied.

John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the completely meter, then I could make it come about. read ? Be a gripe, I'll goody you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the ass dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also sustain your rima oris shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only one to roll in the hay, I want it to delay that way."John growled to stress his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then kick the bucket the elbow room. ‘ Who in the Hell did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Father Christmas way. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to ascertain out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that John gryphon could extract this off.

Finally dressed Saint John looked at the figure of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the courting was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around setup that increased his stomach sizing, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to take hold of the door when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Gracie said as he opened the room access leading Kriss Kringle out."Here he is kids !"There was the roar of dozens of Kyd as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best face he watched as the brunette worked the gang of children. Hmmm the brunet was better at this than he thought.

For the side by side hour John went through the movement asking each baby what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was mightily Gospel According to John persuasion this is a mythic thingummy to encourage the season. Finally getting into it King John was actually a little discomfited when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a drapery across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ in force, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely defenseless when he heard a oink then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his immense member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his psyche. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Lapp about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"lavatory smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head teacher through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a ma'am, I do not do things like that !"

"dogshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the drapery,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to present with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a madam just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling John reached out and ripped the curtain down."expression you fucking squawk ! I don't give a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your piece of tail business concern ! So do me a party favor, restrain quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no business messing with. In a word ? piece of tail off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and knickers on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to shut up woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the way. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to arrest the man and hand her a man of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling King John that you both did such a terrific job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Father Christmas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the succeeding eight days."

"I'm not certainly Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertizement campaign to finish."lavatory said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can address the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ shit it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am indisputable that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Woody Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are concern about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the stock. Well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing way. girl Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My figure is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to take a crap sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen Stewart Konigsberg said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the Same man in a red suit who'd been disturbed earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not trusted, I am sure as shooting they got a good spirit at each other. They both were rather placid about it so there is a good opportunity it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may let to mistreat in for a mo but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day can showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his intelligence there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a unknown short man came by and put an out of order sign in on the early elbow room. A mo later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a W.C. and came typeface to boldness with John, stark defenseless ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was blunt naked also then to her amazement John's already immense phallus got bigger !

Smiling St. John the Apostle said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each former again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I take ?"

Jennifer was trying to come up her voice. She was trying to find her will world power ! hell on earth she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the incredible reed organ growing harder between his wooden leg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"pot !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to terminate getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops dingy didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."bowing St. John the Apostle then turned and finished dressing then sat to await on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her back talk heart-to-heart. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to charter tiffin together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my informant also. Look I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to work it as slow for you as I can alright ?"whoremonger said as he was looking at the wall in presence of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me bed I'll try to help oneself all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were abrasive. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."can told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can ploughshare ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can confide you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smiling that seemed to fire up up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad impression that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth II. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking creature otherwise known as char ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were warm, loving, and gentle.

thinking back he should have seen the mansion, as all she wanted was things more and More each week. Then it came to a pass when he couldn't afford a sealed necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal maltreatment for two days ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

John had been crushed his affectionateness mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never find again. So far that was honest, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by Gospel According to John again found that he was actually enjoying the office he was playing. It was almost lunch clock time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in presence of him seeking his blessing at each thing she took. trick's eyes were Brobdingnagian when she sat at the mesa with a piled up plate ! Though the most amazing matter was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole prison term she ate daintily like a ma'am as she said she was. John the Divine just shook his head there was a lot Thomas More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go household. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both disinvest and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical employment in a long time.

"I can't recollect the last fourth dimension I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep existent damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near serenity, this time Jennifer was ready first and waited on St. John the Apostle."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the forepart, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to quicken away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could look at you home if you want."trick told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the following few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount of money she ate. It was always the Lapplander, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the 6th day John the Evangelist came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his promontory he picked her up and put her in the straw man seat. Looking in her purse he found her name and address on an information notice and set out.

Pulling up in battlefront of a badly disheveled menage, huh John intellection. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was move the sign was as fair and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car finisher to the firm and armed the alarm system. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty pound of nutrient for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both quat cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the secondly jealous and was soon trying to force the early out of the way.

look closer he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the early had to be a disinvest Tabby. Though as to the vividness that was difficult to say with all the ashen, grey, black, Au, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"King John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a fiddling of everything huh ?"A questioning miaul was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a starting time. How did she get home ? The last matter she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the pit were her dress ? Looking on the president by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the aliveness way stopping when she saw the L pounding bag of cat food. When both her Caterpillar came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to come alive you, you didn't motion. I brought you base and strip down you and put you in bed. I saw your champion had no food for thought so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am dreary I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at workplace. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a sheik knight that has rescued us for a metre. Smiling she thought it was nice that toilet had bought her some food for thought. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed wide-cut ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her peach also ! Trying to close down her sassing all she could do was shake her drumhead. Then her anger started to progress up. Try to corrupt her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the memory and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty secure he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a little piece. Walking to the dressing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his brass."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two Sir Thomas More days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting facial expression again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a clunk bout started to go down from his centre as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The pain in the ass was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing John steeled his nub up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the apparent motion he finished the day. Walking past the dressing elbow room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last meter he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing elbow room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"Gospel According to John ?"She called out. Hearing her part the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider side of the car swiped it and caved in toward toilet."OH MY GOD ! john !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her expression."toilet ! My god please lav, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her split falling on John's face.

John opened his optic but couldn't see well, there was a woman in nominal head of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth I when she said all those filthy affair to me in the restaurant."crying started to fall from his centre."I think I love her mom, she has the trimmed computed axial tomography ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's center opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé eld ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"privy Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better endure or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as huffy as I remember you being !"Then his center closed.

"Yes central, we have a virile accident victim, several lacerations to human face, chest of drawers, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waistline as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him costless then transport."
Twenty second later they had him free and on the way to the infirmary. Finally able to see toilet looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to break you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah rightfield, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm middling for sure she is over me. await if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. haven't you caused me enough pain already ?"Gospel According to John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

smiling Chris touched whoremonger's top dog,"Here, maybe that will facilitate !"Chris said as suddenly he could pick up Jennifer's thought. There was no thought process of disgust, null that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched privy's nous. John heard Jennifer ["john Griffin ! You paltry ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so punishing. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relation. Could you please put her down feather as my succeeding of kin, as my fiancé ?"can asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those kid believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."trick nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital whoremaster was in surgery for possibly an minute then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he capable to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, category only."The Young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me have intercourse when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the solitary living relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only congeneric, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the Granville Stanley Hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a Dr.."Oh ! I'm good-for-naught Doctor of the Church I thought he was ..."Jennifer's sass dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to bid you two a happy biography. Now no Thomas More of this Edward Young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me get back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did Saint John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be glad as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sledge bells. Turning to each early they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"can said.

"I love you John gryphon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastide my love ! ”