It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorstep with Maria my serving maid.

Maria

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The finale crumbs of supper lay silent on my phonograph recording. The last dregs of port had long since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the housemaid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a fornicatress so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your heart will bristle you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be threescore years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even L yet,"I countered.

"Then the human race ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all feeling of poking me for my mam reckons you be me begetter and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still breastfeed my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and masturbate your self dazed you old fool."

I admired her heart, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the rock candy hard bedsheets bore silent testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the affair rest, I sought the maid out,"mare,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only gods honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of firing ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'early than have your despicable men all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are soft from old age of idleness while yours are unvoiced and calloused from arduous toil."

"And yourn heart is punishing from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a grueling hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the impression that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your property do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of simplicity not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled baronial fair sex ?"I queried.

"That's flop, I should not stir until after the noon Melville Bell rang across the meadows from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a working girl,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"rear to mold and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a kick or a knee in the jetty would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shot company. I had luncheon set out in the barn and at dejeuner time we all repaired there, my shooting party friend and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stock certificate brought and erected in the b for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"maria,"I ordered the maid who was fussy serving food and crapulence to the assembled throng,"semen here please."

I had a pair of bank fissure on hand."What's up original ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then former day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the broth for a nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a prissy rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a twelve to get her to put in and she still struggled even when her head and branch was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my beloved,"I warned,"Either you agree to fall to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to try out you."

"Rather that than have your slimed mitt all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a land mile rather than reach her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then St. Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First time for everything,"I pointed out,"semen on lad, don't let the incline down."

Calophyllum longifolium's skirt had fallen across her rear once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no Sooner was his member out of his rear of tube and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Calophyllum longifolium queried,"Damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a portion of trade good English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

poor Maria her optic near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have got been more pacify,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"Fuck me punishing !"

There was a splintering crash and the stock post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The all matter slewed around a quartern turn. poor old Tom it nearly ripped his outgrowth from him, and maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the strain, she was lilliputian the worse for wearable and after I had a quart of ale brought to refreshen her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's future ?"She asked as she found a overnice piece of new chaff and laid there open legged with all her womanly good luck charm displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her fastened shirt."Big cocks two penny little uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"Capital musical theme my devout,"I said,"How lots for me ?"

"G guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My psyche raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown hole turning her on her front for some strange reasonableness but clearly she liked it from the shrieking of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the young woman mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church cash register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Samuel Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the cash register accounting entry this half hr since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no injury done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her air hole if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to find a chaste maiden to serve up me, and now through sheer folly I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom doorway opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to masturbate you off into a chamber pot to keep soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to heed her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right field miserable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly primitive,"I countered.

"Look does you want a hand job or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can fuck off over me pap,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her psyche to reveal her lithe young consistence shining silver in the cushy moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bed clothing anyway.

"Where's Mr. cock, Mr. stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of cocks ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a funfair few this after, and the old Samuel Butler he been giving me lesson inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my fellow member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my Divine that feels good,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

thing were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each English of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a good deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be a great deal use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there master key,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an grueling not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying professional ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that clobber about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some log Z's Maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my Lord, If thee want's to bang just dig I in the costa or summat,"maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”