Nozzer In Roma .


ancient Roma, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at teammate ?"sign Susan Anthony shouted above the clamour of a fussy Roma morning.

"Off down the Colloseum tonicity,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish mead and a new quite a little of angle slaves."

"Sounds good, I'll tell Julie,"Mark Anthony replied.

"yell me Julie again and your header will get together those of the Huns on the capitulum above the city gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right keep your peak on,"bell ringer Anthony replied,"Do you compute they got any virgins Nozzer ?"

"Six week in a sauceboat with a clump of randy oarsman, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the angle call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"right hand,"Mark Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a fixture bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, great, great compexion, dandy in the chemise but she bathes in donkey milk and stinks like a bloody donkey,"mug Marcus Antonius replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his Ilex paraguariensis Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing mate ?"he called.

High above the floor of the Sistine chapel service Mikey was lying on a scaffold board having a kip and sleping off a heavy night on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"Keep the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint mate, you want to use lead not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to hold a hebdomad, two coats of briliant white they said."

"Ilex paraguariensis, they are paying by the day and they like my graffito,"Mikey explained,"Money for old rope like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa lighthouse ?"

"Every nooky organic structure heard about Pisa beacon, started keeling over so they put a twist in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"shtup you too."

The Colloseum was busy, every cunt and his match was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angles and Gauls was so blench they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabians had to be kept under cover or they blacked up, about was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.

"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.

"From Lesbos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"puss,"the fella answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a prissy bird, say 20 one, blonde, big melon,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the feller queried.

"50, fifty five at a push,"Nozzer offered.

"well you can have her,"he pointed to a beautiful Angle angel,"From Wessex, beautiful fille, fucks like an angel,"he taunted,"For one hour for fifty."

"I want's a house striver,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking fifty, you wan na get real mate,"the bloke replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"make up yer idea, lady of pleasure or scrubber, cleaner."the lad sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a love wife, don't go there mate they're fuss,"the blighter advised before he saw some former mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some woman hollered, pointing at half a dozen naked blokes tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.

"smell like you been taking vantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half hour, arrive and see the display,"she offered.

"For fucks sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"

"No ?"says the fair sex as she grabs the dear hard worker's cock and starts wanking it,"You sure ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a intemperately on ?"she asked,"You want me to wank your little putz instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a Tent terminal was pushing it out,"Fuck !"he said out loud.

The adult female suddenly left her hard worker and stuck her mitt up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on scavenge pants but they was in the wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"Five Sirstes to lay down you cum or I'll rip it out by the rootage for free."

Nozzer liked it rough,"Rip it out by the origin,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a dig,"Fuck off pervert !"she said abruptly.

"Me a fucking perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slaves in world ten times a day !"

"Twenty on a dependable day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his head and went round to see the animals. Andreas the Lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"Fucking Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his lions feet,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was stupe but not stuid enough to get in a Panthera leo batting cage to expect at an infected groundwork at Lion's luncheon meter, which was basically any time a Leo wasn't actually a kip.

"looking at bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"Poor bugger's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with Lycopersicon esculentum sauce cowering naked at the vertebral column of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh large help,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a dead cert but Gaul, I reckon old Leo will run a bloody leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to check out the Chariots for Saturday race. His checkmate Benner was working on his two horse chariot carefully adjusting the trailing by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a huge mallet.

"Fucks sake Benner you'll bust it fellow,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking maintenance if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entering to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too much fucking data,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked nighttime working out the time to come from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few minutes a couple of times a month and aspiration up some load of bolloks to secernate the twats down the Senate. Writing it up was the worst, three scrolls all the same for different departments. Anyroad it beat Lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the synagogue of Vesta to possess a bit of banter with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a hoo-hah. Some razzing was getting chucked out of a a side door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to inhabit near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to dumbfound his bill in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"Fuck off degenerate,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"

"Yes, cry me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody bitches have chucked me out, me dad will have a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a picture ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a wily jacking off and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the Temple, I thought you were after anal retentive,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"Well draw a blank it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can kip on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be chooser,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagerly belongings,"Lead on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunk up with a slave and got tod to bang off by free women but suddenly here was a birdie what was up for it. He should have sensed a trap but his brain was definitely switched off and his ballock firmly in control.

"Failed monthly review, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for menage slave to keep the business firm clean and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"Sounds like you need a married woman,"she suggested.

"rightfield, so where do I find a wife ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, look I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course of action I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"Look"he said.

"Oh, lets get polish your place and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the idea. Analise offered up a still prayer, Nozzer wasn't the best catch but his bed beat sleeping on the cobblestones of the Autostrada.

In just a few moment they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you wish what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his cock spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front of his toga rise propelled by his pommel end, she had severe dubiety that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the boundary of the table, spread her stage, closed her oculus and dreamed some beautiful prizefighter was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her pussy began to feel moist. She kept her oculus tightly closed so she didn't have to look at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing pain wracked her head as Nozzer brutally shoved his heart and soul into her soft yielding pussy,"Awww, that fucking hurt !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your fucking stargaze Paraguay tea you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the pain was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to find quite nice, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her eyes, to be honest Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so squeamish,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that passion juice shot up inside her,"What the roll in the hay's going on."she asked.

"Just shot me lading darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"boulder clay I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then game on beat two."

"In your dreams,"she replied,"Anyway we have to severalise Daddy we're engaged."

Too late Nozzer sensed the ambuscade,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a enough exhibit of Nile Crocodile tears,"Professing that you bonk me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose next off you'll be telling dad I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"wellspring rustle up a half decent dower and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"Dick head, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too broke to pay a decent dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's oblation,"Nozzer offered,"On the former hand Lashkar-e-Taiba not, I got another stiffy. On your back wench, it's your lucky day ! ”
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