It was a exquisitely day in in the picturesk Greenwich Village of launchton, or what the locals call it dairylee lunchables Honestly that has to be the uncollectible lunch anyone can hand their fry
The village was a character of village that every consistence knew each other and as soon as a new car rolled through the old people grimaced at the sight of it. Also it can be said that this is the type of village is racist. But thats a different matter

Anyways i lve in the middle of launchton I am 22 class old, i like to wear prescription medicine eyeglasses even though my eye sight isnt even that bad ?
I usually have on a long summer timy frock on during the summer and i am just light of 6 foot tall.

One day when it had been raining for the past tense 12 days and my dad was shouting at this old man aboit some rapitue that will clense the land of the undesirables I said `` fuck this '' alittle too loudly because my mom turned around and slapped me across my chop As i left i decided to meat up with my feind johnn.

His real epithet is ben, but he thinks that name makes him audio gay As i met him he had the jocund smile i had ever seen ad i asked what was wrong and he said that he had won slate for 2 to spain and all the expenses were paid
I said omg wow rotfl ! Who you taking with you and he said you
I looked at him with disapointment and said, i didnt know you liked that chinease girl in our cathartic speech.
He then said not you im taking you
I said who
He said i want to take you to sain
I said sweet an all exPENISes paid trip to spain

We ran gaily back to his house to talk more about the plans ahead
the first problem was that the local airport had been closed recently ad the closest airport was 5 sleep together hours away which was retarded. But johhny said that dont worry about the plans i will take forethought of all of them
As he said that he brought over a drink for both of us. The drinkable looked weird because i hadnt seem anything like this before. The folour of it was green and it was really fizzy. I said fuck it and pledge it.l, the first-class honours degree matter i noticed was it tasted like apples and then i passed out
As i came back around i was sitting om my ass in a aircraft tush ready for takr off I looked to johnny and said if you wanted to fuck me you should of taken me to dinner world-class
He looked at me shocked and said that he would never think of fucking me while i was knocked out
i said i love you so much rightfield now but why did you knock me out but wake me ip beforethe flight landed in Espana, now i have to sit here for 3 hr
He said sorry, i just gitten you through borarder control while passed oit give me some slack sea dog.

Soon we landed in spain, we got to the hotel and i noticed People where partying, and i thought to myself what the fuck All day all night oral examination la fiesta, viva la noche oral exam los DJ 's I could n't believe what I was living
So I called my booster Johnny And I said to him :
greyback, La gente esta muy loca ! What the f*ck ! ?
Also im half spain. I got it from my nephews side
Jonny turned to me and said Lashkar-e-Tayyiba fuck I said ll but where He said lets do it in the walk of life in wardrobe I said why He said because there are no windows But there was a problem johnny was only 5 invertebrate foot tall And because there is only sanding room we could only make love standing up
Johnny Reb was on his tip toes but his phallus wouldnt get hold of me vagaina And he even had a to a higher place average sized stopcock. But that 1 foot jap wasnt going to be bridged.
He tried jumping up and down, but that didnt help He asked me to squat down, but my peg where felling funny after the flying So what we did was played a game of smacking but instead of holding out your hand and slapping each other wr played with his pemis and my mouth Then as i slapped his chop hard l, this whiten stuff came out his penis and he said in horror dont worry its only youghurt, you should store it inside your vagaina to cause wintry youghurt treats for layter The endt

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