In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it induce a sci fi closed book or alien Romance stem ? after all I am unusual ''

My response was :

'' How about treaty talks between the < insert name here > stranger subspecies and the human. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a human. For superfluous compass point, tell it from both human and alien stage of view.

BTW : This is not an altogether master copy idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The President stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue sky colour hurt his eyes, but it was the telecasting which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for address, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal multitude, in a dark alleyway, during a power outage. Everything was just in the ill-timed piazza, and he really did n't want to think of the procedure of that orifice, just adjacent to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief science adviser. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The polyglot are positive mr President of the United States. They studied the body language in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a screwing on live TV, your president and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President of the United States. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked well-nigh politely for clearing, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to counteract the dialogue, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe risky, kill her ? ``

'' All the information shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Same canonic amino acids as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even sort them as mammals if we did n't know they 're extraterrestrial. They give birth to go Pres Young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body hair. Our measuring indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his balls on the occupation here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing report has the outline of the event. You will embark from opposite side of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at center stage, and there you will execute the relation. ``

'' How the Hades am I supposed to fuck an outlander, her berth are not in the right places. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 screening proffer on how to go along. Our anthropologists have been studying their rite and customs. There is a big amount of seed cloth for that, their pornography manufacture is surprisingly advanced. We can see respective ways in which you might be able-bodied to twin with their chair. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still wonted for their Male to lease the lead in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you instruction instead. I 'm sure you can handle it, sir. ``

The chairman was now questioning why he got into political science in the first place. He could sustain been a uncomplicated farmer just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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down on the planet, chairman Rowena Powell was having alike intellection. She looked at the orange tinted screening of her most prize possession. `` Playboy and the sludge God '' it proclaimed, even above the gens, `` Amazing '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a young miss interest in science and it had put her on the track which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to live there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the outlander protagonist in the title story ) had had. She called that being the ooze god.

'' We 're totally 100 % confident that this is their customs, they 're not the sludge god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The alien words had multiple material body, each form was used in a different way to convey tint of substance. The sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the substance, 'if you do n't match, we 'll atom-bomb you', so no mistaking their intent.

The oral communication forms the alien used also made it almost unacceptable to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves several matter including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was third, much less formal. If you used the amiss one in the untimely fortune you could start a war, or unsound. Most of the time they were referred to `` our friends from blank '', or just `` ally ''. There were a lot of less civilised words for them in common currency as well.

'' So how does their anatomy work again ? ``

'' They 're in passage from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a Gorilla gorilla. The head analogue is not fully articulated, more than of a swelling. There are respective eye and a mouth. The sass is only used for feeding, not for respiration. breathing and speech uses the fanny opening. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politico. ``

The science adviser suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The mouthpiece also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male shtup by going down on the female ? Sounds full to me. '' Said the Chief Executive with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's intimate organs are also in her sass. sex act is more like French necking. There is some reference to oral sex, that might be more what you were referring to madam president. Though given the difference in the situation of their lip and the human vagina, it might look dissimilar. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam president. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt defenseless. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the stage was the extraterrestrial Chief Executive, he did expect like a headless humpback Gorilla gorilla from this angle. Getting closer she could see that he was hairless, his hide was nighttime and looked more like a grained leather crown. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their major planet with much more than UV lightness than earth, a tougher skin was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensorial protrusion. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sun, with multiple lid. To the alien, even a well lit TV studio was disconsolate, so all the middle were fully undetermined, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the foreigner spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very proud of to play you madam president. ``

Rowena started her prepared spoken communication, `` I 'm delight, … '' but did n't get to land up. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the unknown was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might shift her mind. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could experience the luminance covering of pilus she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a turn on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her mouth. Of course, it was also his penis and it was raise, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's other tongues, there were three humble spit arrayed around the master knife, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The unknown reached for her tit, she found herself getting the most fleshly massage. It felt like hands clad in the easygoing calfskin baseball glove. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her bosom. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely able of intellectual thought process at that moment, but one thought she had was that these aliens had a future tending to earth char like this. She 'd be tempted to sign on up for this again. The extraterrestrial kissed down her abdomen, arriving at her pussy. The alien 's tongue probed, he was good at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this prison term.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongue licked at her clitoris and snatch backtalk. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her groan became wow and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his hindquarters high, and trumpeted a victorious holloa, it still sounding like a very flash fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted agency of alien affairs, Mark Watson was a computational polyglot. He was part of the squad which had built the translator the dialogue had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his business organisation with is boss, the TV was playing the yoke of the chairperson in the ground. It was being broadcast around the man. `` So you know about the various forms of our friends'terminology. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth physique cluster very closely in the output space. That would imply Logos in the third and fifth manikin can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form jokes'. Something like our puns, but to a greater extent subtle. The tertiary form tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a twenty percent descriptor parole to a 3rd form word in a condemnation you can end up with a muddied jape pun. ``

'' That could crap living difficult, can we modify the topology of the map to increase the detachment of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by fault. '' They both looked over to the action on the silver screen .